I haven't but I'm sure some of you stealthy individuals have

Nah.

I see what you did thar.. You took a classic idea and spun it on its head!!!

I think I walked in on my sister once, didn't see anything because she was under the covers.

But I knew.... -.-

Actually no... As much as I hear about other people getting walked in on, I barely ever hear somebody saying they walked in on someone else doing it.

lol! I caught my friend. He just got out of jail so i walked to his house, through his backyard so I could go inside using the sliding glass door. I stood there shocked as he was beating his meat to some porn on his computer.


Naturally I banged on the window and fell in the dirt laughing uncontrollably

Lol depending on how long he was in jail he must have been havin himself a good ol time. I know that's the first thing I did when I got back to my warm comfortable private bed, straight outta the cold cement walls of jail.:D

I was staying in this hut thing with a couple of other guys (it had bunk beds etc). One of them was fast asleep, however, this one other dude, we went to bed around the same time, and shortly after, I hear his sleeping bag rustling at a constant frequency. At this point I begin to think 'wtf' but then it continues...for about fap length. THEN....I see his arm reach out of his sleeping bag and reach under his pillow where there was a tissue.

He did the same thing a couple of weeks later when we were staying there again.

He wasn't a really close friend, and was quite a shy guy, so I dont think bringing it up wouldve been the right action...and tbh I was too embarassed to say anything while he was at it...I did cough a couple of times but he didnt take the hint that maybe I was still awake (christ, I hope he thought I was asleep, and wasn't getting off on some sick fetish of having another guy hear you fap...ew ) .just felt....very fucked up. Another guy spanking the monkey is not the sound that you want to have to try to get to sleep to.

Wierdo.

if you are a guy aged 12-89 an you live with one or more guys aged 12-89 you will catch one of them jerking it eventually. it is just a matter of time. i have lived with three different roommates, an i have walked in on all three of them at least once. :(



that is why i live alone now.

I think I walked in on my sister once

Pics?

I'm the first to say this!?

^ dumbfuck

reminds me of lemon party

Truth

No, but I've found my sister's vibrator.

I'd totally have pics, but I don't have a camera.

I'd totally have pics, but I don't have a camera.

Leave totse. Come back with a camera.

no i havent but when i was 11 or 12 staying at a friends house, he came down stairs holding his mom's butt plug, very nasty shit (pun intended)

anyway, who would want to hold their own mom's butt plug? seems kinda weird to me, but he did running around the basement caseing people, needless to say he isnt alright in the head

I remember getting clothes to do laundry, and finding my mom's vibrator just lying out on the bed. Twas very stomach churning.

^ dumbfuck

I shouldn't have to explain everything in intricate details for the few retards on this website.

When I walked in there was the sudden movement followed by a very guilty pause where she refused to look me in the eye. It was obvious she'd been masturbating.

Leave totse you moron. And don't come back until your I.Q. hits double digits.

Needless to say; any 11 year old who knows what a butt plug is makes me think incest/pedophilia...

And whether or not there a tapes >_> ... Just sayin'

I walked in on my roommate 2 days ago. I was coming back to get some gloves, and without thinking I just opened the door and looked straight ahead and saw him look at me like a deer in headlights and put his shirt over his crotch. I didn't make any eye contact, just chuckled in my head and acted like I didn't see.

I'm smart enough to only masturbate when I KNOW he's going to be gone.

I think I've tried to get in my brother's room while he was masturbating but he bars the door whenever in there. When he was out and I was looking in his drawers for money, I found one full of crusty socks and tissues, moulds and the highlight, a large orange jack rabbit that he removed the rabbit a vibrator from.

I did and it was my dad (i know feel free to think bad thoughts) but I was in my room which was the basement and he was on the 3rd floor in his office...I went up there to get a cd rom to burn some more cds and the door was open and I walk in and up on his pc screen was a big dick and a pussy and there he was (luckily facing away from me) fapping away I just said ew and walked out...then the next day I told him to just shut the door if he was looking at porn....

other than that no ...that scarred me for life enough.

Never caught anyone masturbating but I was trapped under a bed with two lesbians having sex on top on it!

The story in full:
I was in a youth hostel in Budapest for a few days last August after a festival and many crazy times were had...

As a bit of background, the beds were all on a hinge which lifted it up to reveal a little compartment underneath to put your stuff in that we later discovered that you could fit a person inside. I suddenly remembered this when some friends of mine decided to prank me and held me down and shaved stripes into my leg hair, and feeling like a bit of vengeance and a bit of a sulk I decided to stay in the room while everyone else left to play hide and seek and I slipped myself into one of the bed crevices. I thought: HA! They'll spend ages trying to find me. But I fell asleep. Those compartments were kinda like the sensory deprivation chambers that everyone goes on about, sounds are kinda muffled and there's absolutely no light.

I woke up hearing the noises of two of my friends having sex coming through the ceiling that was the bed, all of four inches above my head. "Oh shit" does not even come close to what I was thinking. I decided that 1) I didn't want to interrupt them and 2) there was no way that I would be able to explain why I was under the bed so I just resolved to keep still. I was cramped and uncomfortable but, "How long can they take?", thought I, in abject innocence.

Long enough to start worrying about losing all the fuckin' oxygen! I honestly don't know how long I awake under that scene but after a while some other friends of mine knocked on the locked door of the room and said "Guys, Harry's been missing for like, over an hour. We think that he might be in the room still...". My friends stopped what they were doing and probably somewhat frustrated got some clothes on and opened the door.

There were four beds in every room, and I heard as they started opening them up, one by one, leaving the one which they had been... occupying till last. The tension in the room was rather palpable when they opened the final bed to reveal me with an expression somewhere between horror, embarrassment and lust. Please bear in mind that one of these two girls is one of my closest friends and I'd just spent a week living with the other friend. It was something of an odd scenario but we joke about it now.

Of course if I don't explain it fully and just say: "I had two lesbians having sex on top of me" I actually sound like a pimp lol.

Fuck, good jorb new arrival!

Agreed.

I think he should be promoted to a regular right away.

A lock motherfucker, have you heard of it?

I'm obsessive compulsive about using locks before masturbating or having sex.

A lock motherfucker, have you heard of it?

I'm obsessive compulsive about using locks before masturbating or having sex.

Also, knocking.

Best New Arrival post ever.

Worse; I found my fucking DAD's dildo. Although he shares the room with his wife so coulda been hers ..

And it was a fucking tiny one too .. like 4 inches

Worse; I found my fucking DAD's cock.

And it was a fucking tiny one too .. like 4 inches

Fixed.

I enjoyed this, thank you for taking the time to write that out at length. If it's any consolation I grinned while reading it... not laughed but grinned.

caught my friend once
she just laughed about it a few days later she caught me so we're square now

I shouldn't have to explain everything in intricate details for the few retards on this website.


You already made a thread on it, that should be enough.

@Cockney: That was the funniest shit I've read in a while. As soon as "...some other friends of mine knocked on the locked door..." I knew how it was gonna end, one internet to you.

Me and a group of my friends were playing on the block. So it was like 630 and one of our friends goes home for no reason. And he lived in the basement apartment of the building so we're like lets see wat he's doing. We go to the back to find him laying on his bed beating his meat 2 a budweiser commerical. We were dying. He then tried to act asleep.