i havent been caught by a person, but by my dog (no i aint into bestiality)

but i got this dog the other day, its a real wolf and all , 3 years old.

ok so i threw all my cloths in my washer, except my boxers, thats all i was wearing, so i took it off in my room, starting doin business with my self,

all the sudden my wolf dog just barged in and jumped on me so i pushed her off, so what she did was stole my boxers and ran into the living room and ripped up my boxers with her teeth, so i had to chase the dog nakid just to find my boxers chewed up and ripped,

so i snatched my boxers back and put it on, but with the big rip, my ass just shows.

i was like wtf, bad dog.


whats your story

I haven't been caught by a person, but by my dog (No I wasn't into beastiality, but that all changed that wonderful Saturday night.)


My parents had recently brought me a new dog, I swear it looks like a real wolf, I know it's a bit unusual to buy a three year old dog and not a puppy, but if you want a good piece of cock straight up, you have to sacrifice the bonding and go for age.

So I threw all my cloths in my washer, except my boxers, that's all i was wearing, I'm a good looking guy 5'7, lean body, I like to work out and all my friends say I'm a bit emo.

So i took it off in my room and started touching myself, I was going to take my time, my parents were away for the night so I'd made my preparations in advance, I had a lot of lube and had taken my moms vibrators from her draw, it took me a while to work up to the 8 and a half inch black dildo, but you just go slow and bite down on a belt.

All the sudden my wolf dog just barged in and jumped on me so i tried to push her off, but he was having none of it, he started to bite me on the shoulder and around the neck.

I was so so scared, I didn't know what to do, so I did what comes naturally, I got on all fours and stuck my tight ass up in the air. This was what Wolf wanted. He jumped on top of me and wrapped his legs around my chest and started thrusting at my ass, it took him a while to find the hole but when he did it wasn't so bad. Getting fucked in the ass by a dog is no different from getting fucked by your father or uncle, it's just the knot part that hurts.

After that what she did was stole my boxers and ran into the living room and ripped up my boxers with her teeth, so i had to chase the dog nakid just to find my boxers chewed up and ripped,

My asshole hurt so bad.

so i snatched my boxers back and put it on, but with the big rip, my ass just shows.

i was like wtf, bad dog.



Fixed.

Fixed.

i dont live with my parents, i renting a house by my self, and the dog is a She, not a he

i dont live with my parents,

Anyone else smell that?

i renting a house by my self

It smells familiar all right.

and the dog is a She, not a he

Oh right, smells like bullshit.

no it smells like up dog

Fixed.

Lulz.

no it smells like up dog

Oh, The Office.

You got caught masturbating.. by your dog?

Woah, man. That's pretty fucking intense. I mean, seeing as your dog can comprehend that what you were doing was indeed embarrassing.

Hell, I probably fap more with my dog in my room then without.

i dont live with my parents, i renting a house by my self, and the dog is a She, not a he

Those are the only problems you have with the fixed story? So, does that mean you did get fucked by the dog?
xD

no it smells like up dog

What's up dog?

lol

I got caught masturbating by my teacher once.

I was so fuckin horny this girl sitting in front of me had a whale tail and I couldn't help it I went into the bathroom and started cranking it in one of the stalls and my teacher came into the same bathroom, and came into the stall (the ones at my ghetto school don't have locks).

Good times in grade 7.

no it smells like up dog

dude what the fuck
is up dog

Yes. My mom. Horrible awkward for years.

I converted my garage into a chill pad. I had my TV, computer, everything in there. Anyway, I got bored and started watching porn, and that led to me fapping. So right as I'm about to finish, my mom opens the door and I'm like "AWL FUK" and quickly cover myself with my shirt. She's like "the neighbor needs to borrow the ladder." She fucking opens the garage door, the sunlight piercing my slumped over, embarrassingly pathetic body, and in walks the neighbor. "HEY THERE, whaddaya say BUD?" So there I am, my dick out, covered by my shirt, while my mother and the neighbor proceed to gab and move things around in order to get the ladder. I had to just sit there while imagining myself blowing my brains out in a multitude of different ways. They both knew, there's no way you can't.

I never fapped in the garage again.

In highschool a guy got caught by his mom so she shows up at lunch time and she's like
mom: hey do you know Dave....
me yeah...
Dave: No mom come on...are you kidding.
mom: I caught him jacking off this morning.
Dave: death face.
me: thinking Freaking score...guys dating a killer hot girl...so hot he blew before she got the condom on :lmao:
We tell the class, school knows, nobody shakes his hand for the rest of the day/week....

yeah man.
caught by my girlfriend. not that it really bothers me, i means she's seen it before.


not that exciting. Though ive been in credibly close to getting caught by my parents. stupid fucking slow computer