Two nights ago (friday) i went over to this girls house, we'll call her Amanda (she lives with her parents, daughter and boyfriend) with two of my boys. The plan was for us and two girls to get drunk together and play beer pong (i didn't drink because i took some mushrooms earlier in the day). When we first got there it was just me, my boys and amanda. I was there for about twenty minutes and we started flirting. She wanted to wrestle and i was down for that, we did that for a couple of minutes and then she had to put her kid to sleep. We flirted hardcore for about another 20 minutes. She then got up to get a drink with me and when we got in the kitchen she wanted to wrestle more. We did that and i was all up on her feeling her tits and everything, then at that moment her boyfriend walked up behind us and started screaming "NO, NO Amanda NO" (it was funny) i got up and walked out (talk about bad timing). Me and my friends then all left because her boyfriend was being a bitch.

She called me about 45 minutes later and was finally with her friend Amy so we stopped by again. When we got there we all played some beer pong/cards (her boyfriend was there too but he won't do anything because if he tried i would kick his ass). I didn't flirt with either of them and me and my friends ended up leaving after about two hours because we were getting bored.

We then went back to my friends house to chill and drink. Amy called my phone a little later and was wanting us to come back but i wanted them to come over here. I stayed there for a little while and then went home to take some xanax and get some sleep. Right when i was about to go to sleep amy called and said that she wanted me and i told her that i wanted her. Amanda then got on the phone and told me "your not going to fuck my friend" in a jealous tone and i told Amanda that i really wanted her but her boyfriend is always around so it's hard to make any moves with her. I then talked to amy again and she implied that she is too drunk to drive, she then said she would call back. She did call back about 45 minutes later and i was already asleep by that time. If i wouldn't have fallen asleep i would have went over there and picked up Amy and would have had some for sure pussy (DAMNIT).

Yesterday i was at my friends house and Amanda came over to get a sack. We started flirting again and she made me hard as fuck (i'm pretty sure she noticed, my dick isn't small by any means). I got her a sack and before she left she gave me a hug and i was about to kiss her when she said that she doesn't cheat (which is total BS because her boyfriend already told me about numerous times where she has cheated on him). Right after she said that she gave me the fuck eyes and i grabbed her and spanked her/rubbed her tits and told her she was a bad girl. She started laughing and smiling in a real playful way and said "i bet you want me to kick your ass" in a real sexy voice.

I don't want a relationship, i just want to hit that. She's hot as fuck and i want that pussy. Should i call her or should i wait for her to call me? Any advice is greatly appreciated!

You can spank her but you can't call her?

Get your priorities right ya hesitant, arrogant, bastard.

Call her up, have her come over, proceed to skeet and delete.

What do i do if her faggot bf answers? Hang up?

What do i do if her faggot bf answers? Hang up?

Ask for her?

Quite the concept I know.

What do i do if her faggot bf answers? Hang up?

"Errr hi.. tell your bitch to at least leave a note or something next time she leaves before I'm awake, I wanted breakfast in bed and the ironing done."

Ask for her?

Quite the concept I know.

I don't know if that would be the best idea, he did walk in on us while i was on top of her feeling her up! And i did call her last night but she didn't answer. She told me yesterday that she was going clubbing with Amy, so that's probably where she was. Should i still call? Leave a message?

Nah man don't leave her a message. You'll hit it you just gotta be patient. She sounds like a little fucking slut I'd straight murder my girlfriend before she ever started becoming anything close to what that girl is.

right. so here is what you do friend. call that bitch up an tell her what time it is.

sounds like both of you want to fuck, so just fucking fuck all ready.

"Errr hi.. tell your bitch to at least leave a note or something next time she leaves before I'm awake, I wanted breakfast in bed and the ironing done."

this,


P.S. lol @ "flirting hardcore"

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Is that all you know how to say or do you actually have any of your own ideas?

i was all up on her feeling her tits... her boyfriend was being a bitch.

Damn him. Where does he get off pulling bitch-shit like that???

Damn him. Where does he get off pulling bitch-shit like that???

lol, Yes she is a slut, but apparently he loves her but she does not love him. She's not dating material but she's SUPER HOT and i just have to tap it.:D

pics or gtfo

Where do you live? Is she blonde by any chance?

I also know a girl named Amanda who is quite the cumdumpster. I think it's the name...

OP you should do both Amanda and Amy. Duh.

I also know a girl named Amanda who is quite the cumdumpster. I think it's the name...

OP you should do both Amanda and Amy. Duh.

I think you're right. The one that I know is 22 and pregnant for the 5th time, a fact that she is very proud of. Nobody knows who the fathers of her kids are, but her "boyfriend" is convinced that they're all his, even when she shacks up with other guys for weeks at a time. She's addicted to meth and goes out drinking all the time, and she's probably fucked more guys than I know.

Oh, and her 16 year old sister just had a baby, too.

OP you should do both Amanda and Amy. Duh.

at the same time!:p