What is the worst you've ever been owned? personally mine is with my current girlfriend and she told me that if i like her i'll wait 2 months for sex, i'm nearly out of the woods seeing as i have about 10 days left to wait :P.

This thread is just you being excited about losing your virginity, isn't it?

Why does this thread feel like a virgin announcing he's about to get laid?

I know a girl who dated a guy for more than a year and eventually drove him insane, and then dumped him because he was crazy. She literally played with his emotions and purposely pushed his buttons to the point where his underlying predisposition to schizophrenic and bipolar tendencies came out. He's currently in therapy and unable to work. She's got a new boyfriend who is much better looker, way cooler, and who her ex feared she was cheating with throughout the entire duration of their relationship (she wasn't).

I don't condone what she did in the least, but I think that counts as ownage.

I lost my virginity two years ago, this is me being exicited about popping a virgin

I lost my virginity two years ago, this is me being exicited about popping a virgin

I don't see why virgin's are so sweet to fuck, I fucked a virgin before, and it was pain and crying for her lol didint seem like fun

Yeah, the first couple times suck, but from there on you have a VERY tight girl, and one who has (presumably) never had a cock in her before.

I had a girlfriend tell me in the past that I had to wait 2 months after dating before we could have sex. I think that's such fucking bullshit. Not because I won't get laid for two months, but because sex is something that's supposed to happen when the time is right. Especially the first time.

It shouldn't be some designated time set by the girl so that she can tell whether you really like her or your just looking for pussy. That's bullshit, if she doesn't think your dating her for who she is then why would she date you at all?

biggest time i got owned was junior year in high school. i was dating a freshman who was really cute. we had a real thing for each other an went at it like bunnies when ever we could.

any way. one day Stacy, that was my GF, told me her friend Tabitha had the hots for me an wanted to fuck me while Stacy watched. Stacy said she was ok with it an wanted to know my opinion. being a fool i said what any red blooded man would say. i said yes.

Everything is going fine i think. we made plans to meet at Stacy's house that night since her parents worked late. so the time rolls around an i show up at her house just as chipper as can be expecting my some hot sex. instead i am met by one seriously pissed off girlfriend crying an screaming an calling me a pig. apparently she had cooked up this little test to see how i would react, i failed. she dumped me. owned.

You should be glad that didn't last. Cheating is essentially lying and deceiving your partner by having and intimate relationship behind their back. You did neither of these things, and it's not cheating if she suggested and OK'd it. What she did is called entrapment. Just as bad as cheating in my opinion. She was nuts, and now your better off, no matter how good things were. She obviously didn't trust you at all if she felt she needed to test you like that. DRAMA.

You should be glad that didn't last. Cheating is essentially lying and deceiving your partner by having and intimate relationship behind their back. You did neither of these things, and it's not cheating if she suggested and OK'd it. What she did is called entrapment. Just as bad as cheating in my opinion. She was nuts, and now your better off, no matter how good things were. She obviously didn't trust you at all if she felt she needed to test you like that. DRAMA.

I actually agree with you for once.

That girl sounds fucking retarded. She suggests you fuck her friend while she watches, then goes nuts when you agree to it?

Bullshit.

You should be glad that didn't last. Cheating is essentially lying and deceiving your partner by having and intimate relationship behind their back. You did neither of these things, and it's not cheating if she suggested and OK'd it. What she did is called entrapment. Just as bad as cheating in my opinion. She was nuts, and now your better off, no matter how good things were. She obviously didn't trust you at all if she felt she needed to test you like that. DRAMA.

This.

He's better off without that crazed bitch

You should be glad that didn't last. Cheating is essentially lying and deceiving your partner by having and intimate relationship behind their back. You did neither of these things, and it's not cheating if she suggested and OK'd it. What she did is called entrapment. Just as bad as cheating in my opinion. She was nuts, and now your better off, no matter how good things were. She obviously didn't trust you at all if she felt she needed to test you like that. DRAMA.

this.

Hey-Oh!

Pwnd LOL

Hey-Oh!

Pwnd LOL

how is it pwned if she's wrong, you cock.

Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in your car.

hahahah i was just thinking that

The right time comes after the 2 months.

The right time comes after the 2 months.

Speak for yourself. If I don't get pussy within the first 2 months then I usually figure something is wrong, not that she just "wants to wait."

Not my story but this girl in my town.
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She was breaking up with her boyfriend in an affluent area parking lot of barnes & noble when he went crazy, stabbed her in the head and face, and slit his throat in the car. Needless to say his pathetic excuse of a life ended there

She ran into the b&n bleeding everywhere. So then she had to get her hair shaved for surgery, so everyone sees her with shitty ass wigs at parties, and b&n allegedly stuck her with a bill for the blood stains.

Moral of the story:
Her boyfriend fucked her emotionally, physically, socially, and financially beyond the grave.

generally the chick wants to be in a real relationship if she wants to wait (unless she is a virgin and is waiting for marriage) my current girl it was 3 and a half months before i "got it" but it was worth the wait, but maybe its the soft side of me, but i love the girl. but i have no respect for girls who give it up on the first date or even soon after, they are all just hoes in my perspective.

real girls will be willing to ride out with "no sex" with you just to see if you are willing to put in the time to actually be with them rather then just get with them.

If i don't get sex in a timely manner, dumpage or cheating occurs.

I bet you believe sex is a girls gift to a man too.

If i don't get sex in a timely manner, dumpage or cheating occurs.

Good man. :)

-F☺rd

Bullshit.


why would i