Apparently my GF gets mad at me if I drink alcohol. She also told me she doesnt eat junk food because she made her own religion along with being catholic. I was talking to her for about 20 minutes untill she told me the last part...I told her I needed to go. Im in a WTF mode

What are her reasons for not wanting you to drink? Are you drinking excessively?

I hate people who boss me around. I'm like, lay the fuck off dude, I am my own person.

drink once in a while. she just doesnt drink alcohol herself.

lol Oh WAN ;)

Anyway dude, what the fuck are you doing with a catholic chick in the first place, let alone one who's fucking stupid enough to say she's made her own religion and won't let you drink?

I though she was a sweet girl and all, etc. After talking to her today, I was like..WTF and I hanged up but yeah she gets pissy if i drink.
I wanna dick slap her hard.

Does she get mad if you masturbate?

Do you even kiss, or does the time you spend together consist solely of bible discussion?

awsum GF u got thar

Throw a beer bottle at her head.

make outs, but no she doesnt talk to me about the bible N Y THANK U L O L

make outs, but no she doesnt talk to me about the bible N Y THANK U L O L

Doesn't she know that's a sin?

Doesn't she know that's a sin?

who gives a fuck, if i go at it at my rate, ill soon be in her virgin panties! and make her ride the big bad BULL!

Tell her Jesus drank

who gives a fuck, if i go at it at my rate, ill soon be in her virgin panties! and make her ride the big bad BULL!

Not before marriage. :o

Clearly zeitgeist followed by a night on teh acids!~~!@#

send the bitch back to the kitchen!

seriously thats a weird girl

Its girls like that that make me ashamed to call myself Catholic.

WTF catholics are only allowed to follow one religion so tell her she's an abomination of god and she needs to get drunk and laid so she can be like all us normal people

p.s. (i'm not laid so i'm not normal :P)

Get out.

I though she was a sweet girl and all, etc. After talking to her today, I was like..WTF and I hanged up but yeah she gets pissy if i drink.
I wanna turkey slap her hard.

Fixed.

Also, I'm Catholic. Just thought you'd be interested to know that, not religiously catholic, but I have belief in a higher power.

See what I did? =D

Yeah...That's getting me a bit. Having her own religion and being a Catholic at the same time. Seems a little stupid to me. Kinda like Christian heavy metal.

Tell her you have your own religion where you pray to the god of wisdom through the holy conduit of alcohol.

Tell her you have your own religion where you pray to the god of wisdom through the holy conduit of alcohol.

lol...do this!

Tell her Jesus turned water into wine at the wedding feast at Cana, so alcohol is ok.

Also tell her that it's against Catholic dogma to follow any other religion. As it constitutes a mortal sin, she'll go to hell for it. Since she's on her way there anyway, she might as well suck your dick.

Well tell her you made your own religion too and you have to drink in order to please your gods.

Obviously.

Shes a virgin and never ever had a boyfriend before. I wanna tear that vagina appart!

If she's really that religious, the chances of this happening are slim to none...

rape.

^Then drop her afterwards. She sounds psychotic.


*ObZ

If she's really that religious, the chances of this happening are slim to none...

rape.

its not rape if shes drunk >:D

its not rape if shes drunk >:D

yes it is

yes it is

I'm in trouble then :(

Stick it in her ear. That doesn't count as sex.

She's crazy.

Get out now!

yes it is



less pussy ass replies from noobs like you. kthxbai

its not rape if shes drunk >:D

It's not rape if you wear a condom.(no evidence :))

soak a tampon of hers in alcohol and shove it up her pussy and see how she likes it then...for real though people like that piss me off..if she is trying to control you and your life now..it will only get worse bro...ditch the bitch!

thats why, im talking to three girls at the side, one is white, the other two are asian, but they dont know each other :D

It's not rape if you wear a condom.(no evidence :))

I'm ok then!

dump the bitch!

she sounds boring

Doesn't her "making up her own religion" go strictly against the teachings of catholicism?

... Looks like it's time for mandatory IQ tests prior to dating.

(...) she made her own religion along with being catholic. (...)

I'm almost certain that if her priest heard that, she'd be on the receiving end of a lecture about why the Catholic church doesn't allow members to dictate what's Catholic and what's not.

If she's going to make her own religion to the point of telling others what they can and can't do, counter by telling her that you're going to adopt a religion that forbids a woman from holding an opinion until her man gives her one.

Watch to see what her reaction is.

make outs, but no she doesnt talk to me about the bible N Y THANK U L O L

lawlzzzzzzzzz

I made my own religion based upon worship through the spiritual use of sex, drugs, gambling, and rock n' roll.
I call it the "First church of diced christ". Now accepting petitioners.

^^ lol

If she's going to make her own religion to the point of telling others what they can and can't do, counter by telling her that you're going to adopt a religion that forbids a woman from holding an opinion until her man gives her one.

Watch to see what her reaction is.
uhh islam? then u would get to blow stuff up too but still no sex

All i thought when i read this is she's 14/15 right... RIGHT!?


But dude... when i was your age i did the same stupid things your doing. Trying to get virgins in the sack and stuff. While by the time your 25 you realize it was a stupid thing to try and with some confidence and being able to talk bullcrap you could have gotten laid every week from 15 till you got 18.

Girls that age have no clue

Sadly........guys that age don't either

shes 17 im 19

This!