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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-15, 20:55
pwn3dchoo pwn3dchoo is offline
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Default hiring a stripper for my friend's bday party...

we were planning to get a stripper for my friend's party tonight as a present. he'll turn 18 on thrusday but we're throwing him a party today because everyone's busy next weekend. anyway, i was wondering if the stripper will check if he really is 18 if she gives him a lap dance. i told the lady over the phone that he was turning 18 today, so you think she'll check his license or anything??

just wondering because i've never done anything like this ahha. we're doing this too because he is really straight edge and we wanna see how he reacts lol.

so people of SA, what are your experiences with hiring a stripper??
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Old 2008-11-15, 23:44
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Groovy.
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As long as you pay her, he could be 12 for all she cares.
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Old 2008-11-16, 00:19
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Lol @ the thought of a stripper being legitimate.
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Old 2008-11-16, 01:33
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Default Re: hiring a stripper for my friend's bday party...

Nah you guys, strippers are very serious when it comes to their work. They treat it like the art that it is. Taking off your clothes for money...
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Old 2008-11-16, 01:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Malkog
Nah you guys, strippers are very serious when it comes to their work. They treat it like the art that it is. Taking off your clothes for money...


Good pole-dancing can be art.
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Old 2008-11-16, 01:55
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Good pole-dancing can be art.

Yeah, and spinning the nipple tassles in time with each other probably takes a lot of skill.
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Old 2008-11-17, 01:53
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To answer your question: No, she won't check.
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Old 2008-11-17, 02:22
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dioudngin
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No id check. Have a keg. Get stripper drunk. Run a train on her. High five each other like its the 80's
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Old 2008-11-17, 03:59
Mitchell Y. McDeere Mitchell Y. McDeere is offline
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^ Good times.
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Old 2008-11-17, 04:51
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Valhalla
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Joke thread can't be serious.

Does your drug dealer ask if you're old enough?
 
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