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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-15, 17:19
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Default Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

This is a theory:

Have you ever masterbated so hard/too much/with the inproper lube/no lube so that the end result was what looked like a little cut of sorts on your knob? And then after that, did it scab over, heal, and go away?

Well, what if you just stopped letting the cut heal, and instead, aggravated it so that it just made a permanent little scar, or bump. And what if you did this alot, so that eventually, you will have constructed a fully ribbed weenie? Would this not make the girl achieve more pleasure?

And, you would save money on buying ribbed condoms.

Opinions? ;)
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Old 2008-11-15, 17:23
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Sure, it will feel good if the girl liked ribbed condoms, but I think she'd be a little freaked out by it when she was going to give you head.
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Old 2008-11-15, 18:40
longshot longshot is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

sure, why not? i'd gladly mutilate my genitals for a fucking woman.

/facepalm
 #4 
Old 2008-11-15, 18:44
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

id imagine that the scars would kind of be like calluses, so you wouldn't have much sensation there.
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Old 2008-11-15, 20:02
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Groovy.
Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

You get cuts from masturbation?

I think you must be doing it wrong.
 #6 
Old 2008-11-15, 20:34
Nitronick Nitronick is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Idea sucks man.
 #7 
Old 2008-11-15, 23:22
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent 008
You get cuts from masturbation?

I think you must be doing it wrong.


It can happen.

Especially when it's cold out. Gets dry enough that any kind of stretching causes a series of rips, the larger of which really suck.
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Old 2008-11-15, 23:27
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

dude your mad dumb. you obviously need to just stick your dick in a guillotine
 #9 
Old 2008-11-15, 23:33
biscuits and poop biscuits and poop is offline
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http://www.informationliberation.com/files/Morphine_sulfate2.jpg + http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/937/50598434.JPG ???
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Old 2008-11-15, 23:35
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Groovy.
Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

It can happen.

Especially when it's cold out. Gets dry enough that any kind of stretching causes a series of rips, the larger of which really suck.

What the fuck?!

Is it something that comes with circumcision? I've never had anything like that happen to me.
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Old 2008-11-15, 23:43
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

This is obviously stupid to begin with.

But ribbed anything does not feel good in the least.
 #12 
Old 2008-11-15, 23:49
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
This is obviously stupid to begin with.

But ribbed anything does not feel good in the least.

Not even these?
http://bareessentials4u.com/images/d/dildorib373.jpg
 #13 
Old 2008-11-15, 23:50
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Those look frightening and uncomfortable.
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Old 2008-11-15, 23:51
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Groovy.
Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Those look frightening and uncomfortable.


But you can screw them in!
 #15 
Old 2008-11-15, 23:51
aliveupguy aliveupguy is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Damn that was a fast response.

Makes note to self : Do not buy girls ribbed dildos as Christmas gifts.
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Old 2008-11-16, 02:48
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by longshot
sure, why not? i'd gladly mutilate my genitals for a fucking woman.

/facepalm


HAHA hillarious.. props.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-16, 02:54
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
This is obviously stupid to begin with.

But ribbed anything does not feel good in the least.


Oh god.... it's too late for me..

Why did I do it totse, WHY?!
 #18 
Old 2008-11-16, 03:09
surprise buttsecks surprise buttsecks is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Why not just save time and get a potato peeler?
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Old 2008-11-16, 03:48
pink smoke pink smoke is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

If you're getting cuts in your dick, there is obviously way too much fappage.

Get some lube, idiot.

Or better yet, a wet vagina. I'm assuming you've never seen one.
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Old 2008-11-16, 03:49
pink smoke pink smoke is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
This is obviously stupid to begin with.

But ribbed anything does not feel good in the least.


Agreed.
 #21 
Old 2008-11-16, 05:27
Mik-O Mik-O is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

as above
and scar tissue = no feeling

faces and palms meet all over totse
 #22 
Old 2008-11-16, 06:26
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Ontario canada
Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

First of all, lawl lawl lawl. Op is cute for thinking this way.

Secondly, yes in theory if there's like lil bumps, or even just one, they/it can stimulate the G-spot more easily. In fact I know that in my home country some men have little beads surgically put in their penises as to give more pleasure in bed.
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Old 2008-11-16, 17:08
The_Hamburglar The_Hamburglar is offline
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Default Re: Theory on making your cock ribbed for her pleasure.

In fact I know that in my home country some men have little beads surgically put in their penises as to give more pleasure in bed.

What the fuck? Confused
 
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