well....if anyone read my last thread then my excuse is this is for my back-up plan and future reference...

Hey peeps, i'm a 16yr old Aussie dude who spends most his time behind his comp...i have bad socail skills but for some reason once i actually do meet girls we usually get along pretty well.

My question is...since i have spent most my youth behind a big glowing screen i dunno shit and i wana know where to meet people OTHER than school (my image there is too fucked to fix)...i can't go clubbing, can't pick up chicks at bars and i live in the country so i can't meet girls on the street.....where the fuck to i go?

Your mum is available for hire.

Most people meet girls/guys outside school through friends of friends of friends etc. Do you ever go to any parties?

Yeah^. That. If you don't drink or do drugs (or party in general) then I guess you're fucked. But parties are good places to meet girls. Also you could try getting a job. I met a lot of my ex's through working.

hey i got a job...except all the girls that work there are 50+
i go to paries...occasionally...drugs......i';m high on Nutmeg right now :P

Fuck you troll.

you probably suck. find an equally desperate, retarded, aussie slut to trip ballz with on nutmeg. try the grocery store in the spices aisle.

Yeah but if you inject oven cleaner instead you get way moar fux0red.

This is where I pick up women...

Seriously though, it should be easy to tempt the girls with your illustrious spice rack.

None of the girls I ever see really seem to have high standards man, you'll be a shoe in.

...ok...i think i might have mixed up my spices...the nutmeg isn't working :P

dudes....sorry to sound like a n00b...but wtf is a troll? (i know about the fantasy monster-thingy)

...drugs......i';m high on Nutmeg right now :P

fuckin BADASS!!1!

i know...what a rebel (the nutmeg didn't even work)

get a job at a coffee shop, it's mostly girls there

Job at a Coffee shop......that would be AWESOME :D

I faked my way through an interview at a coffee shop, pretending I knew how to work the machines and shit from a previous job in a cafe. I assumed I could just pick it up piece of piss there and nobody would know... How hard could it be?

My first shift was busy as fuck and this chick came in and ordered a "chai latte" or some shit. I got one of the chicks to do it for me and I went to froth the milk and fucking sprayed shit everywhere in the area. The boss walked over and said, "...You've never worked in a cafe before have you?"
"...No."
She proceeded to teach me all of it. :)

I quit the next week. Jobs in cafe's fucking suck, man.

...so perhaps i shold just hang out at cafes and just look kool :D

Make it Starbucks, bring your Macbook Air, sit listening to your iPod and be one of the young hip people who are part of the trendy coffee revolution.

Fucking posers. I hate these cocksuckers.

I'd say throw a booze up. set a date, invite a few people, tell them to invite people they know...All bring a bottle or some beers, all get fucked up and then you can fuck around with whichever girls turn up.
Not only are girls there but your popularity stands a chance of rising with that little shindig.

Zakuda, whereabouts in aus are you?

Talk to people for christ sake! On the bus or the train. You'll meet quite a few people if you don't hide behind the glass of your computer screen or if you feel that you arent quite ready to get a suntan vs. a monitortan talk with other people over the internet. And work your confidence up.

One of the most important things no manner of books and similar can teach is that the only way to become more social is to be more social. No particularly difficult "technique" to grasp.

I faked my way through an interview at a coffee shop, pretending I knew how to work the machines and shit from a previous job in a cafe. I assumed I could just pick it up piece of piss there and nobody would know... How hard could it be?

My first shift was busy as fuck and this chick came in and ordered a "chai latte" or some shit. I got one of the chicks to do it for me and I went to froth the milk and fucking sprayed shit everywhere in the area. The boss walked over and said, "...You've never worked in a cafe before have you?"
"...No."
She proceeded to teach me all of it. :)

I quit the next week. Jobs in cafe's fucking suck, man.

zomg ur discouraging him.

From my experience, "foaming" the milk is the hardest part and even that is not all that hard (I just naturally sucked at it). The point is coffee shops are usually full of chicks, what's more, the clientale is mostly young females too, so when he's doing the cash and when it's not busy he can chat up girls.

A troll would be someone who posts something to stir up some shit.