Alright so I'm a 15 year old ( move this topic if it isn't in right place ) and I go to college parties. Almost everytime I go, the bitches(girls) pick me out and can easily tell I still go to highschool. Cuz of that, they sometimes avoid me. Can some1 tell me how to not look like a kid or give me tips of what to say when they ask me?

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Hit puberty.

Do you those boyish good looks that almost border on feminine, a highish voice and a tight asshole?

Would you be willing to roleplay as a woman?

If so, I think I can help!

Because you are a 15-yo prick, your best chance of (coming close to) scoring would be to pretend you're a girl and hit on the lesbians.

Obviously these college parties suck because
the girls aren't drunk enough for you to score 15yo losers are attending them


*ObZ

just bring some nutmeg next time

Please don't feed the troll.

Lock it.

Wear slacks and cardigans, Every female you walk past will be dripping wet.

Almost everytime I go, the bitches(girls)

Thank god that was cleared up, otherwise I would never have known what the fuck you were on about. Ever tried asking them for dome (head)?

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Well, there's your problem right there *hitches up pants*

I hate trolls.

Haha reminds me of when I was 13 and would go to a high school party. i was in the hot tub with this like.. i guess 16 year old chick, and i put my arm around her and she was like "your a kid!"

and i was thinking about fucking her and shit aaaaahaha

I have pretty much always kicked it with older people. Especially when I was younger. If they can see that you can hang fine with the older cats, then trust me some older drunk girl will eventually snipe you.

Basically just don't act a fool and leave your worries at home.