I just lit the smoke
Inhale Exhale down my throat
It's time for a toke
:D

lol, his poem was sweet tho

Low point of my day
Turn to totse to cheer up
No fun, just haikus.

I like Steely Dan.
They're a pretty rad band, guys.
Totally bitchin'.

dancing snowflakes
fall around me; it's too cold
I'll shit on your face

I will post a reply
Im hijacking this thread
Lets talk about sex baby

Tore up my haiku
The dog ate it with relish
Literal verbal crap

<violin="despairing">

Thinking of it all.
Seeing the meaninglessness.
"Okay" with it, though.

</violin>

It's seven thirty.
I've been up since four o' clock
In the afternoon.

My sleep schedule's fucked.
Years of college have warped me.
I'm now nocturnal.

Which is kind of cool.
I get a lot more done now.
So, I guess it's fine.

Perpetual dark
I want it all to end now
So I can see you

Wow, Haikus are easy
Never thought I would see that,
on TOTSE, oh shit.

Shit fuck damn piss hell

Motherfucking cocksucker

Barack Obama

I'm new to all this,
Never knew what 'haiku' was,
Meh, fuck poetry

This thread will have memes
I can has a cheezburger?
DESU DESU DONE

Girl gave me dome(head)
But she used teeth, that cuntwrap
Murder/Suicide

Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

It's just "haiku", man.
But don't fret too much, it's fine.
Refrigerator.

It's just "haiku", man.
But don't fret too much, it's fine.
Refrigerator.

What keeps your food cold
it traps in the tastiness
Not what you had thought

The Chicago Bears

Did the Superbowl Shuffle

Featuring Perry

What keeps your food cold
it traps in the tastiness
Not what you had thought

Use baking soda.
A box of it keeps food fresh.
It is so old school.

Salma Hayek, love?
stick it in your pooper please
please, in your pooper

It's just "haiku", man.
But don't fret too much, it's fine.
Refrigerator.

I apologize
for my lack of haiku smarts.
Last time, I promise.

That made me laugh, dude
Butt sex and hot Latinas
F T W

I apologize
for my lack of haiku smarts.
Last time, I promise.

I so forgive you.
I'm just a nerdy "poet".
Like it matters, though.

:p

That Rabid Hooker
His penis is fucking huge
He's hella-damn leet

Aaah, fine, I'll do a real one


Feelings never stay
Hate always my first response
Truth hard to swallow

I don't quite know why
And I'm really just confused
Fuck you, you dumb cunt

What, a haiku thread?
Yes we have seen this before
What a haiku thread

I like to write them.
Criticism is welcome!
Here are a couple:


At a loss of touch
Cold hands belong to cold hearts
I fear mine are numb

Unrequited love
It's presence is disturbing
as a narcissist

Possessions taken
and the theif is robbed also
of his dignity

Who am I really
In this faux reality
A brain in a jar
(last one is more for the lulz.. cept it only makes me lulz)

EDIT: I have a feeling this is not where serious poetry should go... my mistake!

RABID hooker? hey which one of us hookers was around first? (edit: apparently you were.. and I thought I was being original!)

I actually like the first "real" one.

haiku sig wyarrgh
i am a power ranger
judo chop a cat

Electric Wizard
Made of electricity
How he buzzes

in this haiku thread
we are forced to write haiku
from me this is all

I hate to tell you
You are going to soon die
Your life is forfeit



I intend to give that to the next outgoing reletive.

This thread is lacking
dick sucking and vag fucking
anal is welcome

Cannibal Hooker

No real poetry in here

Now you have to die.

stab stab stab stab stab
stab stab stab stab gruesomestab
stab stab stab and twist

Haiku's are for pricks
Limericks are where it is at
So stop with haiku's.

totse is the greatest
g t f o mein totse
the end mother fuckers

meh i fail hard

I have depression
So give me some attention
Gonna go cut now

My ex sucks his dick
My drug dealer is happy
But now I must fap.

Death is all around.
He lurks in the shadow.
All that can be done is wait.


And to anyone that thinks this is wrong, eat me. Haiku does not have to follow the 5/7/5 rule. Just add up to 17 syllables and, but not limited to, a contrast of nature and man made creations.

Thank you and have a nice day

What the fuck totse?
Is this dungeons and dragons?
Surrounded by trolls.

Too bad that adds up to 18. Apparently you have to eat yourself now.

Haikus are quite shit
anybody can write them
even the retards.

This nigga says tards
while i fuck his daddys ass
cam on the grass pass

Anger flows freely
Incompetence rides along
Of course, acolyte.

Big bouncing booty,
Jiggling in my face all day,
Tantalizing me.

This man, he knows the meaning of life.

Show proof of your claim
or you can get the fuck out
see my next haiku

Too bad that adds up to 18. Apparently you have to eat yourself now.

Cannibal Hooker
He told your acolyte ass
what the fuck is up

Ah Tennessee
Wretched thee be
This is not a very good haiku

Shit-covered penis,
I fucked an uncleanly ass,
And now I despair.

I see Chinese balls,
Hanging from the prison walls,
Balls, balls, on the walls.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Nefertiti is
my Egyptian queen and whore
she give's good head.

You forgot to say
That your mom is the same way
That shit's bananas

All along the shore
Women scream for more and more
I fap profusely*



Profusely*-
1. Plentiful; copious.
2. Giving or given freely and abundantly; extravagant

You fuck Hanukkah.
I fuck Kwanzaa ha ha ha.
Merry Christmas All!

tattered underwear
hooked upon a fence so high
Whose panties are those?

Hallucination
Mind, heart, soul; constipation
I want out right NOW

music is the key
i love dirty, phat basslines
Can't we all get down?

you want sugar bitch
come and get some stupid ho
i'm king of sugar