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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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 2008-11-14, 04:42 |
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 Best ways to dump and be dumped
so im 17 and ive had to break up with quite a few girls but none was quite like this one. i was dating this girl for like 3 months and i asked her out when i had a concussion. the thing is i did not realize that she was so annoying at the time hence the concussion part. so this was a pretty bad concussion it lasted about 2 months. once the concussion started to die out i realized my mistake now being the nice guy that i was i didnt think dumping her right then was right i had no reason only that she was annoying. so about 3 months came along and i met this new girl who was hotter and not annoying and i had enough of this bitch. i dumped her via the phone said that our morals were not matching. she didnt get the picture she tried so hard to cling so i told her i was doing heroin cause i figured it would be funny and she would leave me alone. that didnt work infact that made it worse, so i took the next step i started making some moves on this new girl and it took alot of time but she got the picture after i had been in a relationship with the new girl for about 6 months now =). now every guy that she tries to get with tell her they dont want to talk to her cause they do heroin 
so tell me, what are your best breakups make them good |
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2008-11-14, 04:48 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I haven't had many. But I got dumped hardcore once, found out she had two boyfriends for the past 5 months.
Another time a girl I had a FWB relationship (she wanted to date me, but I refused) with killed her self. She was 3 years older, my bosses girlfriend, and took advantage of my naivety. Well any way, when she told my boss and he broke up with her, she came to me looking for affection, instead I told her she should kill her self and do a good job of it. Best break up ever? (technically not a break up since we were FWB, but for entertainments sake...)
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#3
2008-11-14, 05:32 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
"Welcome to dumpsville, Population: You"
Everything I learned in life, I learned from the simpsons.
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2008-11-14, 05:46 |
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
OP, you're a dickhead. That sounds like a terrible thing to do :(
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#5
2008-11-14, 05:52 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I usually just vomit in her mouth while we're making out. That tends to scratch the itch.
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#6
2008-11-14, 21:37 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
spunk in her shoes
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#7
2008-11-14, 23:12 |
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Pull a 187 on dose fuckas
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#8
2008-11-15, 03:05 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
Best one I ever heard of happened to a friend of mine.
After having sex with his girlfriend, they cuddled for a few minutes, and she said "We should probably stop doing this. I got married last weekend."
Even better, the man she married was one of his best friends. This was probably six or seven years ago... and they're still not quite right.
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#9
2008-11-15, 04:09 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I've never had a very ridiculous break up. But then again, I don't date many people. Best one I had would be "Fuck off cunt, I'm going to put him in a coma if I see him." I'm sure you can tell what happened in the relationship just from that sentence.
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#10
2008-11-15, 04:15 |
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Originally Posted by Johnathon_Doerty
I've never had a very ridiculous break up. But then again, I don't date many people. Best one I had would be "Fuck off cunt, I'm going to put him in a coma if I see him." I'm sure you can tell what happened in the relationship just from that sentence.
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#11
2008-11-16, 04:15 |
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OP, you're a dickhead. That sounds like a terrible thing to do :(
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so apparently you dont know how bad she was and im pretty sure your a girl cause only girls would say that. |
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#12
2008-11-16, 09:10 |
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I've broken up with only one and it was slightly horrible, not so much for me but I know it was for her. Nothing like what I'm seeing here though, I'll keep in mind of the simpsons next time  |
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#13
2008-11-16, 09:42 |
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so apparently you dont know how bad she was and im pretty sure your a girl cause only girls would say that.
Well, you sound like a douche bag.
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2008-11-16, 09:49 |
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so apparently you dont know how bad she was and im pretty sure your a girl cause only girls would say that.
I am a sensitive man.
I am in touch with my feminine side.
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/alfalfa.jpeg
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#15
2008-11-16, 12:36 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
It has to be said. (http://www.xkcd.com/464/)
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#16
2008-11-16, 21:19 |
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Once I told a guy I thought I was falling in love with him, then dumped him the next day.
Oops.
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2008-11-16, 22:43 |
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Originally Posted by Tinted Glass
Once I told a guy I thought I was falling in love with him, then dumped him the next day.
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Would you mind explaining the completely fucked up thinking behind doing something like that? I'm just curious. |
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#18
2008-11-16, 22:50 |
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Would you mind explaining the completely fucked up thinking behind doing something like that? I'm just curious.
people are like that man
completely backwards sometimes
learn to live with it
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2008-11-16, 22:58 |
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Originally Posted by DarkMage35
It has to be said. (http://www.xkcd.com/464/)
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Oh man, If I ever need to break up with someone and I actually remember that one.. |
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#20
2008-11-17, 01:00 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
best way is to go to her house an tell her to her face that you are just not that into her anymore.
she will get pissed but this happens. it is part of dating. just be a man about it.
or you could always join the marines
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#21
2008-11-17, 01:29 |
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I always thought it would be rather funny to print the word's "you're dumped bitch" on a slip of paper and insert it into a fortune cookie. Inconspicuously slip it in her chinese dinner and you're a free man! :D
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#22
2008-11-17, 05:14 |
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The worst I've gotten it is when my ex started acting pissed off out of nowhere and told me she was leaving me because she got engaged with someone else and was going to elope in Hawaii. That hurts....
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#23
2008-11-17, 05:19 |
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Originally Posted by Longhorner
so im 17 and ive had to break up with quite a few girls but none was quite like this one. i was dating this girl for like 3 months and i asked her out when i had a concussion. the thing is i did not realize that she was so annoying at the time hence the concussion part. so this was a pretty bad concussion it lasted about 2 months. once the concussion started to die out i realized my mistake now being the nice guy that i was i didnt think dumping her right then was right i had no reason only that she was annoying. so about 3 months came along and i met this new girl who was hotter and not annoying and i had enough of this bitch. i dumped her via the phone said that our morals were not matching. she didnt get the picture she tried so hard to cling so i told her i was doing heroin cause i figured it would be funny and she would leave me alone. that didnt work infact that made it worse, so i took the next step i started making some moves on this new girl and it took alot of time but she got the picture after i had been in a relationship with the new girl for about 6 months now =). now every guy that she tries to get with tell her they dont want to talk to her cause they do heroin
so tell me, what are your best breakups make them good |
Go to her place, tell her this line
Hey, we've had a great time together and a lot of fun, however I can't seem to connect with/have fun with/ don't care about you anymore, It's not working out, I think we should just be friends.
Then you leave.
I've used this atleast 10 times in the past year alone.
Its magic. |
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#24
2008-11-17, 06:44 |
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Originally Posted by Tinted Glass
Once I told a guy I thought I was falling in love with him, then dumped him the next day.
Oops.
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Well, good thing you weren't a total bitch about it.
Wait... |
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#25
2008-11-17, 08:22 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I got dumped by my girlfriend of 7 months about 2 weeks ago. Her mom had just killed herself (I saved her life the first time she tried it, but wasn't there for the second), so she was messed up in her head.
She fed me this BIG long story about how theres been signs that its what her mom (whos dead) wants, and that when a raindrop falls to the earth, it splits in two, and thats what people are like and that she truly believes I'm her other raindrop but for now she wants to take a year break to strengthen our relationship so we will truly be together forever.
I really wanted to believe her, cause I actually fucking love this girl to death, but I knew that she didn't really know what she was talking about and that if we stay apart for a year we will be different people and whatnot and it won't work anymore.
I hope it does though.
:(
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#26
2008-11-17, 08:22 |
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run while you can ----->
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Originally Posted by arquin
I haven't had many. But I got dumped hardcore once, found out she had two boyfriends for the past 5 months.
Another time a girl I had a FWB relationship (she wanted to date me, but I refused) with killed her self. She was 3 years older, my bosses girlfriend, and took advantage of my naivety. Well any way, when she told my boss and he broke up with her, she came to me looking for affection, instead I told her she should kill her self and do a good job of it. Best break up ever? (technically not a break up since we were FWB, but for entertainments sake...)
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LOL.
Thats a good way to break up with someone :) |
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#27
2008-11-17, 08:42 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I love to do it by text, but it requires a certain amount of heartlessness to pull off. "peace bitch" and never pick up the phone again.
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#28
2008-11-17, 19:30 |
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Would you mind explaining the completely fucked up thinking behind doing something like that? I'm just curious.
I was like 14. I mistook affection for love, and he was super clingy. He had told me he thought he loved me, and I felt like I had to respond. I remember the next day, I just felt dread in the pit of my stomach, all day, and I knew I didn't want to be with him.
Looking back it was cold and very harsh, but fuck, I was 14.
Honestly though, I've never been good at breaking up. The guys I date tend to typically get really into me, and sometimes its just too much.
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#29
2008-11-17, 22:07 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
I was like 14. I mistook affection for love, and he was super clingy. He had told me he thought he loved me, and I felt like I had to respond. I remember the next day, I just felt dread in the pit of my stomach, all day, and I knew I didn't want to be with him.
Looking back it was cold and very harsh, but fuck, I was 14.
Honestly though, I've never been good at breaking up. The guys I date tend to typically get really into me, and sometimes its just too much.
Meh, it's been my experience that 14 year old girls tend to be bitches. If only the 14 year old guys would realize that...
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#30
2008-11-17, 22:54 |
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Meh, it's been my experience that 14 year old girls tend to be bitches. If only the 14 year old guys would realize that...
14 yr old guys are love sick retards. Besides, he was 16, he should have known a little better.
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#31
2008-11-18, 01:15 |
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where is my mind?
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
so you were concussed for 2 months? thats a bit improbable but i think you just found out how all high school girls are. fake. as. fuck.
dump: be honest.
be dumped: cheat. that way you dont have to do any of it.
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#32
2008-11-18, 01:17 |
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Re: Best ways to dump and be dumped
If you wanna dump a girl in a funny way just tell her you have aids while you're fucking her doggy style. Grab something (hair, hips,) and hold on tight.
She probably won't like you too much after that.
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