what should i do to her?


edit: she woke up when i had my razor inches from her eyebrow and now shes pissed.


im sorry i failed you totse.

Play a practical joke on her. While she lays there punch her super hard in the head. Make sure she's knocked out, next put a black bag over her head, take off her clothes, handcuff her hands behind her back and throw her in a big ol' sack. Now put her in the back of your car, drive 20 miles out of town and then down a side road, dump her and let her find her own way back.

If she does find her way back, she's worth keeping.

As her boyfriend the only responsible thing to do would be to expose her breasts ever so gracefully all the while tediously shaving off her left eyebrow in order to take a picture and share it with your electronic brethren.

Okay, get a video recorder, undress her, fuck her gently so she doesn't wake up, and post it on the netz. End result, success.

The obvious answer is rape. Or murder. But that's kind of old fashion. What you SHOULD do is fly planes into her. Man that would be so cool.

There was a thread post in SG a while ago by a guy who was in this exact situation. He actually pulled off the covers and took pics of his girl's tits.

Do the same.

pics.


NOW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/reallystupidstuff/Photo12.jpg

sleeepingggg i will post more

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/reallystupidstuff/Photo13.jpg

ohhh god she will be pissed tomorrow

You're a sick, twisted fuck.





I like it.

i loled

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/reallystupidstuff/Photo13.jpg

Aren't you a hottie...

He looks pretty cool imo.

Your name says it all, man. I say you shouldn't do anything. Call me crazy, but it's not smart to "fuck with" someone who could possibly have their mouth around your cock someday. It's only alright to mess with her if you prefer jacking off to actually getting some.

This. Is. The. Epitome. Of. Totse.

You, good sir, win.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/reallystupidstuff/Photo13.jpg

ohhh god she will be pissed tomorrow

Toothbrush, motherfucker! Do you use it!?

Blow a fat load in her hair.

shave everything on her. but dont tell her let her work it out :D

Toothbrush, motherfucker! Do you use it!?

I see what you did thar Sammie Jackson.
kekeke.

I'm the first person to say this?

Stick it in her pooper


Totse, you have failed me

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL FUCKHEADS WHO SPOUT SHIT WE READ ON /b/

shoulda slightly opened her mouth and cum down her throat.. shed never know

stick it in her pooper

fix't

This. Is. The. Epitome. Of. Totse.

You, good sir, win.

Yes. A new arrival would know.

I'm not angry, just disappointed.

what shuld you do? anything u want to do lol but dont be too bad. like take'n pics or drwn with sharpy. you'll nvr get nookie again (for those of you that don't know what nookie is...visit a porn site then you might figure out) but overall just have fun

Grammar motherfucker! Do you use it?

Also,nookie?

Grammar


oh the irony

oh the irony

jesus, you're fucking stupid.

Fucking tsunewbie. Close the damn registrations already.

God damnit, it's dome (head) all over again .

Fucking new arrivals.


*ObZ

Fucking new arrivals.


*ObZ

They're SICK people.

They're SICK people.

People? When did we start classifying them as people?

Also, nookie(sex) sounds really good right about now.

CLOSE REGISTRATION. Or, have castration as a punishment for stupid posts.

Yes. A new arrival would know.

Yes, I would.

Yeh that would work... until she started choking, genius.

But whatever, the thread is over anywayz... would have been cool if you had put a silly hat on her and took a photo or something... then when she wakes up, make like you're really guilty, and tell her you feel bad because you broke her trust and took nekkid pix of her asleep... then show her the hat photo.

Actually, that doesn't sound so funny any more. Never mind :(

it's dome (head) all over again...YAY, Dome(head) is still f*ckin hilarious

*ObZ
/Fixed

I'll say it once, for all the n00bs and those of us with a low post count, even though the time has now past, for next time she's on the couch.





It's not rape, it's suprise sex

I'll say it once, for all the n00bs and those of us with a low post count, even though the time has now past, for next time she's on the couch.





It's not rape, it's suprise buttsex

fixed

oh the irony

spelling has nothing to do with grammer, fuckass

grammer


... it does have a lot to do with your overall grasp of English though, of which you clearly have very little.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god damn i hope thats lame trolling, if not, you're so fucking stupid

shame about her waking up OP, but really, you don't want to fuck with your girlfriend if you still want to fuck with your girlfriend

Ambiguous? i think so.


also, americans and your crazy spelling; Grammar

also, americans and your crazy spelling; Grammar

it's spelled Grammar here in america too, some people are just fucking stupid.

Grammar motherfucker! Do you use it?

Also,nookie?

ahhaha this is why i love totse

... it does have a lot to do with your overall grasp of English though, of which you clearly have very little.

hahaha
hey i didnt say i know how to spell

oh the irony

Oh the irony indeed.