Welcome to the game of life:
please chose:

- Male (hard mode)

- Female (easy mode)

Hah, not quite. More like:

Male (fucking easy)
Female (fucking difficult)

And that, sir, is the true game of life.

Welcome to the game of life:
please chose:

- Male (right mode)

- Female (wrong mode)

welcome to the game of life
please choose

men(dick)

women(vagina)

welcome to the game of life
please choose

men(end result = win)

women(cheat codes on but end result = fail)

This thread is full of faggotry.

How long does a fat lip last?

Depends if you're a nigger or got hit.

:D


*ObZ

i c wat u did thar

Male Mode: http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/colbert-lockwood.jpg

Female Mode: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/mydreamsaredark/DSCF0011jochestburster.jpg

Are you going to elaborate, or should I lock?

inb4lock

I'm happy as a male anyway, not that I fully know what the opposite is like

Men: get head(dome)

Woman: give head(dome)


...yeah thats right...

Basically male = win

No no no.

It's just two different game modes, for replay value. Because the scenarios and the gameplay are completely different depending on the gender you play as.

You chose your difficulty by chosing what part of the world you're born in, and what your family is like. Oh, and the time period, obviously.

You chose your difficulty by chosing what part of the world you're born in

hard

and what your family is like.

hard

Oh, and the time period, obviously.

easy

inb4lock.

EDIT: comp fucked up O_o

hard



hard



easy

"Extreme" or "Impossible" would be getting born in some godforsaken african country, as an orphan, in the middle of a neverending civil war.

We should restart the game. I'll be much better at it the second time around...

as far as relationships go in western societies being a male is MUCH harder..

you skunks dont even know

You can, but you can't keep your memories/personality/skills without using a hax.

You can get a kid though and pass your experience to them, it's kind of the same. Your kids are almost you.

Male- Get an education, find a career, work hard, buy sports car and boat, get old and fuck younger women, take viagra and die

Female-get past puberty, marry a rich man, pop out babies, pick out curtains, cheat on loving husband with younger guy, get plastic surgery, die

Hard mode is being born in darfur

zing

Wait. I plan to work on creating a brain-computer neural interface that would transmit data both ways.

Then, after when I'm about to die, I'll have them keep my brain on life support connected to this system. It will also be compatible with Totse/IRC/web browser.

Then I can stay alive forever.

So your script is not necessarily true.

Male- Get an education, find a career, work hard, buy sports car and boat, get old and fuck younger women, take viagra

Female-get past puberty, marry a rich man, pop out babies, pick out curtains, cheat on loving husband with younger guy, get plastic surgery,

Better?

So far i think this one is the most correct.