i'm a girl, obv. i find my best friend's brother incredibly attractive, but i don't know what he thinks of me. we're comfortableenough to spend time together without anyone else, but its hard to know if he's into it or not. what should i do? :(

Offer him a blowjob.

He'll be interested then.

Post a pic of yourself I'll tell you if he's interested or not.

here you go :( (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_b1fcd446681747a9b694e701d71ef510.jpg)

Your not bad looking at all. How old are you? I think your hair is sexy and you have a cute face. Unless the guy your after is way out of your league then go for him.


You look 14 btw. That's my bet. Amirite?

If by saying you two spend time together, do you mean he babysits you?

If you want to know if he's interested, stop being a fucking whiny child and tell him. You don't need a bunch of strangers to tell you that, sweetie.

look 14 btw. That's my bet. Amirite?

i'm almost 16

If by saying you two spend time together, do you mean he babysits you?

If you want to know if he's interested, stop being a fucking whiny child and tell him. You don't need a bunch of strangers to tell you that, sweetie.

its just that i'm not the most of confident people and i wouldn't know what he'd say is all.

i'm almost 16



its just that i'm not the most of confident people and i wouldn't know what he'd say is all.

ZOMG im almost 17 we should totally date!

If by saying you two spend time together, do you mean he babysits you?

ouch, burned! :D

you look sexy OP. Post nekkids.

i'm almost 16


I was close. BTW your low/no self-confidence radiates from every post you've made little newbie. I used to have the same problem but I've come to realize that the people that people in general don't care that much about you, or who you are, or what you do and most of them have low self esteem/confidence too so why not rise above them and not give a fuck. Hope that made sense I haven't slept since Monday.

Touch him, seriously.

Or just send him an email, he'll think it's cute. Is your best friend a girl or a guy?

if her best friend is a guy he'll resent her forever.

Touch him

Best advice yet.

if her best friend is a guy he'll resent her forever.

That's why I'm asking.

I love your eyes. And your hair. And your shirt..

Youre cute as hell. Self-pity is reserved for ugly people.

Usually, not always, but usually, if a guy purposely hangs out with you for an extended period of time, it's because he likes spending time with you, or he's tolerating spending time with you in order to have sex with you. So you're probably already in.

The thread title is misleading.

There are no actual problems here. You're just being shy. Girls do not have the RIGHT to get nervous around guys, or doubt whether or not the guy will like them. If you're a good looking girl (and you are), all you have to do is ASK a guy and you'll get a relationship.

^Thought you went to bed, (e: fuck you chichi)

and just get all touchy feely flirty with him. He should catch on in a matter of seconds.

"wow your hot *touch face and get close*

He should take it from there. Provided he isn't gay.

I tried and couldn't sleep. I am riddled with insomnia.

girls do not have the right to get nervous around guys, or doubt whether or not the guy will like them. If you're a good looking girl (and you are), all you have to do is ask a guy and you'll get a relationship.

qfmft

True for the most part. I think low confidence/self esteem in girls is a HUGE turnoff. Unless I'm drunk and then I see them as easy targets.

^I actually see it the other way around; I'm really attracted to shy girls, preferably shyer than I (which is quite a feat) so that when I take control I can watch them quiver with anxiety.

I love it. :)

Edit: Plus its like a challenge.

^I actually see it the other way around; I'm really attracted to shy girls, preferably shyer than I (which is quite a feat) so that when I take control I can watch them quiver with anxiety.

I love it. :)

Lol. That is pretty fun. I like making a game out of it and seeing how many awkward things I can say to make them feel REALLY insecure and anxious. That look they get on their face is like crack. It's too easy and fun to take advantage of insecure people.

That look they get on their face is like crack.

God yes!

unfortunately, I've found out that most non-uglies with low self-esteem have issues. Its rediculous how many shy hotties I've dated that I found out later on down the road were molested..

Touch him, seriously.

when i was drunk a couple of days ago we were saying goodnight and i was standing behind him and i was playing with his hair and he just let me do it. i was thinking about doing it again while sober and seeing what he does.

oh my best friend is a girl.

I love your eyes. And your hair. And your shirt..

Youre cute as hell. Self-pity is reserved for ugly people.

and thank you for that. i'm becoming a lot more confident, it's just taking a while.

Sit close to him, so that your bodies are touching. Put your legs over his lap. Play fight with him. If you play fight he should make a movie. Of course there is always the possibility that he doesn't like you/wont make the first move. So just play fight with him and kiss him.

i just get so nervous cause i'm worried that he doesn't like me and will push me away but tonight i'm going to stay up again with him like i did last night and we were bonding over age of empires so i might stand over him and rest my chin on the top of his head and ask him questions or something. hmm.

Well if you want to take babysteps that's fine. He might be thick and take ages to catch on.

Since you're young, you probably haven't figured out how slow guys are when it comes to subtleties.

Try this instead, rest your head on his shoulder, let him hear your breathing, get your mouth real close to him.

Or you can just rest your chin on his head.

This.

And sit on his lap, give him frequent "CUDDLEZ LOL!!1!"...Stuff like that.

He will get so hot 4 u. :o

last night he got me to play for a while as well and then he had to do something and he had his arm resting on my leg and he didn't move it until i shifted a little so i'll try sitting close to him and resting against him or something while i'm watching him play and i'll see if he catches on or not. i think he might've from me playing with his hair but we'll see!

I was close. BTW your low/no self-confidence radiates from every post you've made little newbie. I used to have the same problem but I've come to realize that the people that people in general don't care that much about you, or who you are, or what you do and most of them have low self esteem/confidence too so why not rise above them and not give a fuck. Hope that made sense I haven't slept since Monday.

kinda like those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.?


But to the OP, it sounds like you got a good little thing going on. What's the age difference between you two? His sister doesn't mind this does she? ohp, forget it, if she does than she doesn't matter, go for it anyway.

But to the OP, it sounds like you got a good little thing going on. What's the age difference between you two? His sister doesn't mind this does she? ohp, forget it, if she does than she doesn't matter, go for it anyway.

he only just turned 18 so it isn't that much. his sister is pretty cool, she is my best friend and i think she'd be alright with it. i still thinki'd go for it though, even if she was weird about it.

The innocence in this thread is amazingly cute. You should be fine go out on a limb, what's the point in living if you wont take risks?

he only just turned 18 so it isn't that much. his sister is pretty cool, she is my best friend and i think she'd be alright with it. i still thinki'd go for it though, even if she was weird about it.

If that age difference is ok with you guys then by all means do it. I had a couple buddies that dated sophomores as seniors, and most were ok.
The most common complaint was immaturity though. So know that being immature about situations and random confrontations with random people could lead to a turn off

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait....

You were DRUNK with him...And you didn't get past playing with his hair?

Haha. Trust me man, you aren't going to get too far.

his sister was in the same room and we were just saying goodnight, i wasn't drunk with him personally.

Escucha me, chiquita. Your pretty little face will get you what you want.

If that asshole isn't single, chances are he's into you.

So suck it up, run in with guns a blazin' and say something to him.

You'll regret it if you never do.

Chances are, he's an asshole and will try to penetrate your probably already de-flowered body. But that's what you want, silly little girl.

I better not see a little shit of yours running around in a few years due to carelessness.

I don't think I have enough asshole in me to cover every shit on this earth, but by God, I will try.

You'll be a pretty little thing when you're older and blossom further. Go catch 'em, heartbreaker.

Escucha me, chiquita. Your pretty little face will get you what you want.

If that asshole isn't single, chances are he's into you.

So suck it up, run in with guns a blazin' and say something to him.

You'll regret it if you never do.

Chances are, he's an asshole and will try to penetrate your probably already de-flowered body. But that's what you want, silly little girl.

I better not see a little shit of yours running around in a few years due to carelessness.

I don't think I have enough asshole in me to cover every shit on this earth, but by God, I will try.

You'll be a pretty little thing when you're older and blossom further. Go catch 'em, heartbreaker.

best advice i've ever heard. i think i'm gonna go for it. fuck the nerves. i'm so attracted to him and its not like i'm fat and ugly so i'll try it.

best advice i've ever heard. i think i'm gonna go for it. fuck the nerves. i'm so attracted to him and its not like i'm fat and ugly so i'll try it.

lol at OP.

*'s for iSoap for slipping the sarcasm and satire by her undetected.

lol at OP.

*'s for iSoap for slipping the sarcasm and satire by her undetected.

it wasn't undetected, i went along with it. that's what i do. i'm not a complete idiot.

it wasn't undetected, i went along with it. that's what i do. i'm not a complete idiot.

oh...that's really good. I knew too many chicks in high school that couldn't define the word satire.

But make sure you don't "go with" an undetected wrapper on his willy...unless being pregnant at 16 is "what you do", cause that would make you a complete idiot.

if you never try you can never fail.

if you never try you can never fail.

And then the rest of us will laugh at you and your floppy vagina.

Although I insult arquin often, it's a lot of fun and you all should try it, I agree most of the time with him.

oh...that's really good. I knew too many chicks in high school that couldn't define the word satire.

But make sure you don't "go with" an undetected wrapper on his willy...unless being pregnant at 16 is "what you do", cause that would make you a complete idiot.

ahaha i'm not retarded, don't worry. i wouldn't have sex without a contraceptive, i don't want no baby.

ahaha i'm not retarded, don't worry. i wouldn't have sex without a contraceptive, i don't want no baby.

go get em tiger!

ahaha i'm not retarded, don't worry. i wouldn't have sex without a contraceptive, i don't want no baby.

Worried? me? Although I do agree with iSoap on most of his reasoning when it comes to reproduction, I don't think an extra hoodlum on the opposite side if the world would really pose a threat to me.


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Wait a second...the butterfly effect...have him get a vasectomy before you let him poke you, period!

go get em tiger!

i'ma try!

Wait a second...the butterfly effect...have him get a vasectomy before you let him poke you, period!

what about like 15 condoms?

what about like 15 condoms?

just bring a condom.

You do know how to put one on right?

what about like 15 condoms?

MAN! You really want to get laid huh?....I have heard things about Aussie women, but never had any way of confirming it until now...

THAT'S what I've learned on S&A!!

\You do know how to put one on right?

i do indeed but i haven't done it for months

i do indeed but i haven't done it for months

have him do it then, but make sure he does it.

have him do it then, but make sure he does it.

i will, if i even get in with him. he reads totse, what do i do if he sees this thread?

Dude, the way you look, the fact that you made this thread, and your child-like innocence in general make it hard for me to think of you as anything but a virgin.

insult arquin often, it's a lot of fun and you all should try it

He's right you know, it is a lot of fun. Try it some day.

And op, if he reads totse and you're too chicken shit, as a last resort leave this page open while he's around and be like "oops" *flutter eyelashes and act innocent*

And op, if he reads totse and you're too chicken shit, as a last resort leave this page open while he's around and be like "oops" *flutter eyelashes and act innocent*

thing is i'm not innocent at all, just nervous.

Virgin.

Virgin...

...and female?....and from Australia? Nope...can't see your logic there.

I'd flame if you if you didn't present such an adorable online persona.

Bitch.

i'm sorry :(

Virgin.

i ain't no virgin

haha in a couple of years you are gonna be way hot.


where in sydney do you live?

haha thanks. i just moved like an hour out of sydney but i'm up here at my friends for a week.

wollongong? lol

im from the sunshine coast but spend alot of time in syd.\

hang on, isnt an hour apart a long distance relationship?

wollongong? lol

haha no, bowral. southern highlands.

haha not far from me, i live in canbrah.

go for the sydney dude hey, every suitable guy in bowral (all 7 of them) is a scumbag. allready know it haha.

Sorry to butt in, but holythesea, I think you should be in the Totse Calendar 2009.

You can read more about it here: http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2165673

It's a great way to have fun, get a e-fanbase, and boost your confidence!

Hint to him and leave it over to him. By hint I mean touch him a lot and flirt etc. Some guys you will need to be even more obvious with

he's going out tomorrow night so he'll probably be home some time on saturday so i might write him a note and stick it on his computer screen or something and try to flirt with him and i'll just see what happens

he's going out tomorrow night so he'll probably be home some time on saturday so i might write him a note and stick it on his computer screen or something and try to flirt with him and i'll just see what happens

What do you think he thinks of you?

What do you think he thinks of you?

well he puts up with me and he talks to me and he keeps notes i write and stuff i made for him in my exams last week and his sister says he usually throws stuff out but hes really hard to read

OP I just have to stress that you are fucking hot. Seriously, if you were legal I would rail the shit out of you till you screamed. Unless this guy is gay, he wants to do the same.

Jesus it aint that hard to ask someone if they want to fuck, you've got nothing to lose by asking because it'll never happen anyway if you don't.

lotsofmanx@hotmail.com, -.O if you ever wanna talk, i like talking to Literate people. PLUS im a guy, and ive helped my chick friends who were in the same position you are.

Smooth. Real smooth.

well he puts up with me and he talks to me and he keeps notes i write and stuff i made for him in my exams last week and his sister says he usually throws stuff out but hes really hard to read

Sounds like you need to start it if you want anything to happen. Just start kissing him when you are both a little drunk lol

true, i just don't know how to do about it is all. i just kinda need to work on getting up the courage to talk to him about it.

lotsofmanx@hotmail.com, -.O if you ever wanna talk, i like talking to Literate people. PLUS im a guy, and ive helped my chick friends who were in the same position you are.

well thank you

true, i just don't know how to do about it is all. i just kinda need to work on getting up the courage to talk to him about it.



well thank you
Next time you hug him, grab his crotch. Feel his arms, torso, etc. Maybe a little fingertip play on the underside of his forearms(feels like heaven). Make comments like "you look really good today" and "I'm bored". If he doesn't take you upstairs immediately and fuck your brains out, you need to find a new guy cause the sex will suck if he's that unconfident.

If he doesn't take you upstairs immediately and fuck your brains out, you need to find a new guy cause the sex will suck if he's that unconfident.

So being 18 and not fucking a 15 year old makes you unconfident? But what do I know.

i'm a girl, obv.

No, hon... it's not that obvious.

Though admittedly, &t has more pedophiles, zoophiles, and necrophiles than it does gay men. Still, you could've been interested in shota. You did say "boy."

i find my best friend's brother incredibly attractive, but i don't know what he thinks of me.

Well, one of two things is true...

1. He wants to fuck you like a rabid beast until you both collapse from heat exhaustion, or...

2. He is some manner of gay queer.

Why? You're breathing. Your mentally-damaged old grandmother was lying when she told you boys only want one thing, but they do want that one thing in some form or another in the background while also being interested in everything else they're interested in.

So... either he wants to fuck you silly, or...

we're comfortableenough to spend time together without anyone else

Hey, great!

That means either...

1. You have a very, very gay queer for a friend, or...

2. He wants to fuck you silly AND he can put up with hanging out with you afterwards!!!

:D

As you may know, in high school, #2 passes for "true and forever love." In fact, a lot less passes for that shit. Congrats. 50/50 chance you're in, and if not, well... there's a chance you could have a threesome with him and whatever boyfriend you do end up with. Yay! :D

but its hard to know if he's into it or not. what should i do? :(

That's a very good question, and I would like to thank you for your sensitivity towards sexual minorities.

Luckily, people have been wondering about the most sensitive way to discern someone's sexual orientation for romantic interest purpouses, and the sexual diversity action committee (SDAC) has prepared...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHEivPHjimw

...this informative video to help inform and educate you of the most sensitive way of going about ascertaining a potential romantic partner's individual sexual interests for the benefit of pursuing a potential relationship.

Go get 'em, tiger. ;)

Btw... I have to ask...

here you go (http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_b1fcd446681747a9b694e701d71ef510.jpg)

...does your mommy beat you because your daddy touches you while you cry, and she resents you for seducing her husband - or were you just having a shitty day?

So being 18 and not fucking a 15 year old makes you unconfident? But what do I know.

Didn't read that part

Next time you hug him, grab his crotch. Feel his arms, torso, etc. Maybe a little fingertip play on the underside of his forearms(feels like heaven). Make comments like "you look really good today" and "I'm bored". If he doesn't take you upstairs immediately and fuck your brains out, you need to find a new guy cause the sex will suck if he's that unconfident.

what if he's just really slow with catching on? i don't know about it but he might be. his sister is working saturday so i might get some time alone with him after he comes home from the party he's going to.

what if he's just really slow with catching on? i don't know about it but he might be. his sister is working saturday so i might get some time alone with him after he comes home from the party he's going to.

I'd say, don't act TOO aggressive. Start with flirting, and see where it goes from there.

I'd say any guy who doesn't take up an aggressive girl's offer is a moron

It's been less than 12 hours and this thread is already well into it's third page. wtf gais

Smooth. Real smooth.



You Got Me ;O

i'm sorry :(



i ain't no virgin

She's 16, most australian girls are undergoing their second abortion by then.

She's 16, most australian girls are undergoing their second abortion by then.
Not quite, but they love the kiwi boys. Love the gold cost lol

She's 16, most australian girls are undergoing their second abortion by then.

Take it from an australian, that is really a myth. The only really slutty girls we have are lebanese anyway :)

Take it from an australian, that is really a myth. The only really slutty girls we have are lebanese anyway :)

...fucking wogs.

what if he's just really slow with catching on? i don't know about it but he might be. his sister is working saturday so i might get some time alone with him after he comes home from the party he's going to.

if i was sitting in a room with you, i would fuck the shit out of you. I can tell from you're face your a dirty slut, you just need to mature into your role in society.

if i was sitting in a room with you, i would fuck the shit out of you. I can tell from you're face your a dirty slut, you just need to mature into your role in society.

You sound like a keeper, do you always appreciate woman in this way? talking to woman in a derogatory way is only going to make you look like a faggot, oh wait! You only do that over the Interwebz, better luck next time.

Ontopic: Your Cute, and he would be crazy not to like you :)

CallumPimp, More like.. CallumDimp *ahahahahahaha!*

You sound like a keeper, do you always appreciate woman in this way? talking to woman in a derogatory way is only going to make you look like a faggot, oh wait! You only do that over the Interwebz, better luck next time.

Ontopic: Your Cute, and he would be crazy not to like you :)

CallumPimp, More like.. CallumDimp *ahahahahahaha!*

your only upset because of PMT. Dont worry you will assume your role in society soon too, prostitute.

your only upset because of PMT. Dont worry you will assume your role in society soon too, prostitute.

I Hope someone you care about dies.
Treating woman with disrespect will only make you look like a bigger asshole than you look like now. I doubt you would actually say that to a woman. You'd probably get your ass stomped. I'm 13 and im saying whats right you must be atleast 15. Someone taught you a wrong set of morals. Your parents failed Miserably. So to finish; Hope You and/or someone you care about dies.

more liek callumgimp amirite

more liek callumgimp amirite

*Hi-5's Chichi*

I'm 13

Everything you said is deemed inadmissible due to this

wow people are clearly ignoring the main issue here

if i was in the same room as this girl is with no one else inside id her ram her so hard id leave her senseless for days to cum...

this guy shes seeing, whoever he is, has been in this same scenario and didnt do anything, which means he is obviously a huge fucking queer who was wishing she would go away the whole time so he could fuck himself with the huge dildo he keeps under his bed

you on your period or somethin?

This thread and the OP is adorable, though I'm going to be the only guy who objects to this.

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD

Both the OP and her boy love will continue to dance around each other like pussies until they find themselves alone enough to get up the balls to kiss once.

She's cute. He's 19. The Kiss is inevitable. Whereupon they will proceed to have sex immediately after.

OP will then be used solely as a bootycall until the "relationship" awkwardly ends when she asks "what are we" Because, once again, She's cute and he's 19.

"BUT FORGOTTEN, YOU GOD AMONGST MEN!! YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME ANYTHING I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT FOR MYSELF!"

Well derr... It's fucking high school... -.-

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One of you guys touch my penis.

Or Girls. I'm not gay, but this is the internet so I'm just playing the odds.

I Hope someone you care about dies.
Treating woman with disrespect will only make you look like a bigger asshole than you look like now. I doubt you would actually say that to a woman. You'd probably get your ass stomped. I'm 13 and im saying whats right you must be atleast 15. Someone taught you a wrong set of morals. Your parents failed Miserably. So to finish; Hope You and/or someone you care about dies.

You don't use capitals after a semi-colon.


Anyway, for you to deem it acceptable say something as silly as "i hope someone you care about dies" obviously tells me about YOUR set of morals, and there is no smoke with out fire. Your parents obviously have failed you, the way you thought mine had. Unfortunately, for you my parents aren't crack whores like yours.

You obviously suck off your Dad on a daily basis while your mum watches, fingering herself gleely over watching you suck upon your own fathers hard cock. Your mum slowly rising, gets kicked in the face by me, i look deep into her eyes and piss all over her face. She is turned on by this as she is a dirty slut, but i want to punish her.

I lift her up and choke slam her and then shit on her.

Nothing says I want you like a good Ol' crotch grab. He might be shy, when I was 19 I was still shy. Or he is terrible at reading women.

She's 16, most australian girls are undergoing their second abortion by then.

NZ girls are jealous of these abortions. All the guys there are too busy fucking sheep to get them up the duff.

OP, love the hair. Maybe hint that you'll be all by yourself while he's at that party. See how early he gets home.

YOU..


I Hope someone you care about dies.
Treating woman with disrespect will only make you look like a bigger asshole than you look like now. I doubt you would actually say that to a woman. You'd probably get your ass stomped. I'm 13 and im saying whats right you must be atleast 15. Someone taught you a wrong set of morals. Your parents failed Miserably. So to finish; Hope You and/or someone you care about dies.

..AND YOU...

wow people are clearly ignoring the main issue here

if i was in the same room as this girl is with no one else inside id her ram her so hard id leave her senseless for days to cum...

this guy shes seeing, whoever he is, has been in this same scenario and didnt do anything, which means he is obviously a huge fucking queer who was wishing she would go away the whole time so he could fuck himself with the huge dildo he keeps under his bed

...do you both know that hole in the front of your face? The one that you eat and speak with? Well that's now known as your FUCK HOLE and you both need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and shut your DIRTY CUM GARGLING fuck holes you god damned cretins (I'm speaking figuratively because you obviously are typing [but in all seriousness, shut the fuck up])

As horny as all you mother fuckers are, realize something. OP is pretty, but she isn't some fucking model. This guy is older than her. If he doesn't go for younger girls she's not going to be the one to get him to. Granted he plays age of empires, so he may be a nerd, but even then if he has morals he WILL NOT go for his younger sisters best friend. At MOST he would fool around with her, because dating her involves letting the world know he's with her as opposed to getting a weird smell on his fingers and maybe his dick wet. Is any one who turns down sex from a female a loser? Or do they just have standards?

Any way, I'll bet a fuck tonne of money and my left nut he will fuck her given the chance. Stop trying to suck her e-clit and stop assuming people who don't have sex with kids are losers.

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YOU..




..AND YOU...



...do you both know that hole in the front of your face? The one that you eat and speak with? Well that's now known as your FUCK HOLE and you both need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and shut your DIRTY CUM GARGLING fuck holes you god damned cretins (I'm speaking figuratively because you obviously are typing [but in all seriousness, shut the fuck up])

As horny as all you mother fuckers are, realize something. OP is pretty, but she isn't some fucking model. This guy is older than her. If he doesn't go for younger girls she's not going to be the one to get him to. Granted he plays age of empires, so he may be a nerd, but even then if he has morals he WILL NOT go for his younger sisters best friend. At MOST he would fool around with her, because dating her involves letting the world know he's with her as opposed to getting a weird smell on his fingers and maybe his dick wet. Is any one who turns down sex from a female a loser? Or do they just have standards?

Any way, I'll bet a fuck tonne of money and my left nut he will fuck her given the chance. Stop trying to suck her e-clit and stop assuming people who don't have sex with kids are losers.

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In complete agreement to what this guy said. Well the parts he didnt rant to much. But none the less he is right

so have we come to an agreement i won't be getting any?

After all of the "OmgZZ, so Fricken Hotz!!#@$%!" you still don't find yourself attractive?
If all you want to do is have sex with him then I can almost guarantee you will get some. But if you factor in the age difference, there's a possibility he won't be up for dating someone 2 grades behind him.
That is something that totse won't be able to answer for you. His sister might be able to though?

why do you want that loser piece of shit trash anyway? hes a fucking nerd

why do you want that loser piece of shit trash anyway?

Most likely because you haven't come into her life yet...

Any girl that bonds with a guy over Age of Empires.. well, they need to seek me out. I would marry someone that bonded with me over computer games, fuck all that personality shit.

why do you want that loser piece of shit trash anyway? hes a fucking nerd

cause he's epic hot and we have similar intrests and he's awesome

You're cute as fuck.

I've just thought it would be pretty cool if a girl made a thread like that about me.

I mean, first they say it's all about game, and then you get girls making threads like this about guys that don't pay them any attention. Go figure.

So it seems the more you ignore them, the more they pine for you cock? Of course it doesn't make sense to us, we are men, we think logically.

You're cute as fuck.

thank you :-[ i'm working on thi s whole confidence thing. i've just gotta get up the balls to actually say something to him. should i write him a note or something?

thank you :-[ i'm working on thi s whole confidence thing. i've just gotta get up the balls to actually say something to him. should i write him a note or something?

A note? You are a girl, the only interest you have to show is grabbing his cock and saying"Now"

also, cute as fuck

thank you :-[ i'm working on thi s whole confidence thing. i've just gotta get up the balls to actually say something to him. should i write him a note or something?

Take part in the Totse Calendar. Insta-confidence, I'm telling you!

Take part in the Totse Calendar. Insta-confidence, I'm telling you!

Ever the salesman, arent you?

Ever the salesman, arent you?

Doing whatever I can for the Temple.

And it's not like it isn't true. I think the girl will benefit from it as much as we all do.

holy shit holy shit holy holy shit

i know you!

You are dating aaron and you like his brother andrew??!?!?!?!?!?!

Doing whatever I can for the Temple.

And it's not like it isn't true. I think the girl will benefit from it as much as we all do.


qfmft

A note? You are a girl, the only interest you have to show is grabbing his cock and saying"Now"

also, cute as fuck

what if he doesn't want it? i'm so nervous about being rejected, its dumb. i think i'm gonna write him a note and but i just don't know what to say yes

what if he doesn't want it? i'm so nervous about being rejected, its dumb. i think i'm gonna write him a note and but i just don't know what to say yes

He's 18, he hangs out with a jailbait for hours at a time. He wants it, trust me.

I have alerted the proper people involved on this thread. I hope I didn't ruin anything

i don't know anyone called andrew or aaron so i don't know what you're talking about

blasphemy!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=132436760

my name is caitlin.

http://www.myspace.com/acrylicktears

oh....

your photos are depressing

anyway the likeliness can't be denied

edit: that girl mil that sent you a comment is hot.....but an aussy

your photos are depressing

thanks...

no not in a good way. Like a you just rolled out of bed and rubbed your socks on the carpet way and took a picture because it shows your lifestyle

brush your hair!

Nah, I like the grungy look she's got now. Maybe she should smile a bit more, though.

thats the problem, if you look like trash you are just going to be with trash.

I say dye you hair blonde and leave some dark highlights in it if you want to maintain the look

Some more "sunny" makeup

then you would be fuck worthy

cause he's epic hot and we have similar intrests and he's awesome

wow post pics of this guy.. i dont really believe he is hot

does he work out? i want to see pics seriously

wow post pics of this guy.. i dont really believe he is hot

does he work out? i want to see pics seriously

i don't like guys that work out much. i like skinny guys with a little bit of muscle with messy hair. i like indie guys. he reads this so i'm not gonna most a picture.

dye your hair blonde

yeah that isn't gonna happen

i don't like guys that work out much. i like skinny guys with a little bit of muscle with messy hair. i like indie guys. he reads this so i'm not gonna most a picture.



yeah that isn't gonna happen

Go up to him.

Write down exactly what you want to say to him on paper and read it to him when you get there.


This thread has gone on long enough.
Make a move.

you're not bad looking, if he's an Emo pussy he won't say no,
Just start off with hi and see where it goes.

he reads this ???


Anyways... i didn't read enough of the thread to have an idea of you've got a chance

But after looking at your picture, he's either gay, completly retarded or not yet into puberty if he doesn't go for it ..

Seriously, i wish i met a girl looking like you when i was 15... not to even actually have a chance, just to dream of having a chance someday

If he goes on totse, he knows you posted this thread.

I mean, it's one of the most popular threads, and you posted your exact situation and your picture.

Are you TRYING to make him look at this thread and realize it is you? If not, well, it's probably too late.

Oh, and dye your hair, it looks stupid. Go dark brown or blonde.

Oh, and dye your hair, it looks stupid. Go dark brown or blonde.

He is right young grasshoppa

maybe sure you shave your pubes

Think of it this way: What kind of guy would stop you if you started kissing him?

A gay one. You can kill two birds with one stone by finding out if he's gay and if he likes you at the same time. So watch a movie with him, sit closely, and start looking at him. Make eye contact, move your face closer, and it'll happen.

You'll thank me later.

Don't forget a tic tac

I say dye you hair blonde and leave some dark highlights in it if you want to maintain the look

Some more "sunny" makeup

then you would be fuck worthy

You have terrible taste in women.

i don't like guys that work out much. i like skinny guys with a little bit of muscle with messy hair. i like indie guys.

Why can't girls like you live near me.. :(

Indie = people too lazy to groom and too poor to wear non-ratty Salvation Army clothes.

They stuck a label on it and now it's suddenly popular.


*ObZ

You have terrible taste in women.



Why can't girls like you live near me.. :(

i'll move to texas just for you

Kinda, yeah. I think it used to be cool, though. Not so much now, but before it had the associated 'label.' Not a whole lot is cooler (at least when you're a teenager) than sexy, semi-rebellious apathy (ie: this case, quite literally how you'll seen by the world, as people communicate a fair bit through dress.)

I think the whole indie thing now is lame, but on it's own I don't really have any problem with the whole 'salvation army chique' thing. Though it definately more of a 'young people' thing. I'm only 20 and feel a bit too old for it.

Granted University and all the good live music venues in my city are fucking crawling with hipsters, and it kind of makes me a bit sick sometimes due to the overwhelming levels of unwarranted pretension and irony (cookie cutter 'bohemian', seems like it should be an oxymoron...)

i'll move to texas just for you

Im in texas too, stop by say hi. Then i will make you forget about this guy you want

This thread is awesome, kept me reading for all 15 pages, looking forward to seeing how this works out.

Just make a move. What if he feels the same way about you and neither of you EVER make a move because you're too scared? As was said before, if he "pushes you away" he's probably gay.

This thread is 1% insecure, 99% testosterone!

100% pathetic!

Motley crue just rox like no other band can mannnn

It's all in the name

Yeah. Possibly bad name choice if I ever want anyone to take me seriously, but whatever. As you can tell, I really don't like motley crue.

Maybe he doesn't want to tap you because....you're underage?

Actually, that would be the main reason to tap it.

No matter how shit that band is, you can't deny the awesomeness of the name.

I <3 shy yet attractive girls, yer hair, and Age of Empires (but only AoE II: the Conquerors)

In fact that's what's in my CD drive right now. Why cant i meet someone like you in person ever...


well maybe someday :p

A lot of indie clothes are actually ridiculously expensive. A large portion of them are labels designed to look old, faded and worn. I'm talking items of clothing into the many hundreds. That's just the guys. The girls shit is waaaaay more expensive.

Respect to all the real op-shoppers out there. And fuck flannel, you stupid cunts.

*edit* This thread has gone from trying to help this chick, into every one trying to fuck her. You could cut the desperation in here with a knife.

A lot of indie clothes are actually ridiculously expensive. A large portion of them are labels designed to look old, faded and worn. I'm talking items of clothing into the many hundreds. That's just the guys. The girls shit is waaaaay more expensive.

Respect to all the real op-shoppers out there. And fuck flannel, you stupid cunts.

I was talking more about the origins of indie.

Yes, now that it's popular, it's been commercialized and shoved into the mainstream to be exploited and turned into a shadow of it's old self.

I mean, I love my indie bands but I don't have to look like a hobo/hippie to enjoy them.

I know a reasonably cute girl who plays starcraft. But I hate her. She went out with my friend and totally took advantage of him. Manipulative slave driver, she was.


*ObZ

I mean, I love my indie bands but I don't have to look like a hobo/hippie to enjoy them.


*ObZ

Fair call. I personally got sick of paying $60-$90 for a t-shirt, $200+ for jeans and $200+ for shoes that will all be out of fashion at the end of the season. Call me cheap, but I love being able to wear clothes that the owners are probably dead and the families gave their shit to charity.

But you're right, where it's gone today, it's disgustingly pretentious and artificial. Lacks the 'dirt'.

Any way...lololol op ur so hawt. cum to melborn i will show u a reel man!

I personally got sick of paying $60-$90 for a t-shirt, $200+ for jeans and $200+ for shoes that will all be out of fashion at the end of the season.

Shit, anyone paying over $60 for some sexy jeans is a dumbass. And if a shirts more than $25, fuck that. Even 25s a bit expensive. And the most I've ever paid for shoes was $80.

Fuck elitism.

i'll move to texas just for you

Cute, but apparently you've never been to Texas. The second the non-austinian rednecks hear your accent they'd have their way with you and then lynch you for being a witch. Then have their way with you again.

Fair call. I personally got sick of paying $60-$90 for a t-shirt, $200+ for jeans and $200+ for shoes that will all be out of fashion at the end of the season. Call me cheap, but I love being able to wear clothes that the owners are probably dead and the families gave their shit to charity.

But you're right, where it's gone today, it's disgustingly pretentious and artificial. Lacks the 'dirt'.

Any way...lololol op ur so hawt. cum to melborn i will show u a reel man!

I'll be damned if I pay more than a tenner for a tshirt or a pair of jeans.

S&B sales ftw, you got it made in the States. You don't get clothes as cheap as that in the UK.

I'll be damned if I pay more than a tenner for a tshirt or a pair of jeans.

I can see $10 shirts easily, but $10 jeans? Sounds like some bootleg shit.

i'm pretty sure he doesn't like me. the notes i wrote him are gone but not in the bin. he doesn't have my number so i texted him earlier saying that i liked him but he'd probably already figured it out and it was good that he didn't know who it was. i'm pretty sure he figured it out and isn't for it so oh well. thanks for your help guys.

I'll be damned if I pay more than a tenner for a tshirt or a pair of jeans.

A tenner would be like $25AUD yeah? That's a pretty decent amount to pay for a shirt. The thing I've found in Aus, and have realized not many people realize, is that head shops have wicked tshirts and they're cheap as shit and very trippy. Nothing over $30.

And from my understanding the UK has it pretty bad with labels, I remember a guy from Bristol telling me the chavs around there wear Burberry. Internationally, Burberry is an upmarket designer label not some derro bullshit.

Why don't you tell him in person instead of being weird about it? See what happens then. He might've thought it was a joke or something.

Did your notes, by any chance, look like:

"do u liek me? y/n"

with check boxes next to 'yes' and 'no'?


Yeesh, writing love notes. What is this, high sch...

nvm


*ObZ

He might've thought it was a joke or something.

Or maybe he didn't know for sure if it was you that sent the text so he didn't want to bring it up in case it wasn't. I mean he doesn't know your # right? Who knows, maybe he has a Hey-Arnold-Style shrine set up in his closet with all your notes surrounding it.

God I fucking hated that show.

I can see $10 shirts easily, but $10 jeans? Sounds like some bootleg shit.

Actually they were 8$. Steve and Barries sale, everything under 8$. The range of jeans was huge, although you'd struggle to find the right size, unless you're fat.

Actually they were 8$. Steve and Barries sale, everything under 8$. The range of jeans was huge, although you'd struggle to find the right size, unless you're fat.

Gaining weight is a small compromise for $8 jeans.

no, no they didn't. it might've been because his friends came over but idk. one was a heart and another one had writing from a poem on it. oh well.

He sounds like a shallow fuckwit anyway.

no, no they didn't. it might've been because his friends came over but idk. one was a heart and another one had writing from a poem on it. oh well.

I hear a ROFLCOPTER approaching.

You put up a piece of paper with a heart on it, and another with part of a poem? That's not saying, "Hey, _____, I like you. Call me when you get a chance. Here's my number_______."

You should try it my way before you give up.

You should try it my way before you give up.

i'll give it a try

i'll give it a try

Excellent. If my way fails, then you should move on because you'll know for certain that there is no chance with him.

Holy shit, 170 replies. I never believed my totse cared so much about another human's troubles.














Yeah, I just want her to post tits as well.

i'll give it a try

Yeah, you could have avoided a lot of the ensuing BS. I really can't think of a guy that wouldn't at least respect you for knowing what you want and how to go after it.

Yeah, you could have avoided a lot of the ensuing BS. I really can't think of a guy that wouldn't at least respect you for knowing what you want and how to go after it.

i'll write it down and leave it for him for when he comes home.

rabbitweed, the thread is finished. Lock plz :(

i'll write it down and leave it for him for when he comes home.

You should get nekkid and WAIT IN HIS BED till he gets home...

If he doesn't go for it, his loss, move on.

You'd probably get your ass stomped. I'm 13

I just love the way you string your sentences together.

Someone taught you a wrong set of morals. Your parents failed Miserably. So to finish; Hope You and/or someone you care about dies.

Holy crap, there's another one!!

Anyways, youngun... here's some amusing trivia...

Someone taught you a wrong set of morals.

Welcome to &totse, newfag. There are no morals here.

The ironic thing is that some of us actually have a decent set of ethics... we just put them aside for two reasons.

1. This is the internets, you ain't gonna do shit anyways, and...

2. Amorality really facilitates multicultural exchange and the free flow of information.

'n the reason - or one of them - that this gets so ironic is that, well, while you're the one moralfagging your way through forums devoted to bilking old ladies for their retirement, blowing shit up, and engaging in countercultural sexual practices, a few of all these "evil" people can actually offer a critique of everything you've written about "morals."

For instance...

Treating woman with disrespect will only make you look like a bigger asshole than you look like now. I doubt you would actually say that to a woman.

Let's break this down... If {label} then {script}.

Arbitrary cultural dogma can never be an ethical philosophy... in part due to its absence of any foundations. Dogma is completely amoral in its construction; if {jew} then {concentration camp} and if {weak} then {take advantage of} fit into the program identically to such noble scripts as if {injured} then {provide medical care} or if {wanderer} then {offer hospitality}

It is amoral precisely because dogma does not ask questions or seek a foundation for its assertions. Assuming dictatorial utterance to be an a priori moral framework assures that morality will not even be a consideration - and historically, it has been used to undermine ethics. Most noted ethical philosophers and heroes - King, Gandhi, Jesus, you name it - were convicted criminals for "daring" to put compassion for their fellow living being against and ahead of a dogmatic script which has no care for good or evil.

...and only those who would do evil have a vested interest in forcibly replacing conscience with arbitrary cultural memes which do not serve the purpouse. Do you think slavery was grounded in compassion for one's fellow being? The holocaust? The industrialized reorganization of society which decreed human life as its most disposable of interchangeable parts?

No. If {label} then {script} can never be thought to replace blind compassion for one's fellow life. They are, at best, seperate - and all too often, blood enemies.

I'm 13 and im saying whats right you must be atleast 15. Someone taught you a wrong set of morals.

If {label} then {script}.

Does an arbitrary number attached to either of you change the value of your life? If you stood up and said "the earth is round," would your being "thirteen" suddenly flatten it? If callumpimp said "the sun revolves around the earth," would his being "at least fifteen" reorder the heavens by his command?

Human life, human thought, the inherent and coequal validity of each unique subjective perception of one's own subjective existance... these all hold their value independent of whether a number three, or a number thirty, or even a lucky number thirteen are attached to the bearer, a scarlet letter branded to the forehead deeming a person not a fellow human, but something else, a script, a letter, a label.

If you prick a newborn, do they not bleed? If you tickle them, do they not laugh? More to the point - isn't the chill of the cold, the hunger in their bellies, the warmth by the fire, just as valid to them through their eyes, as our own trials and tribulations in the experience of being human are... through ours?

The notion of attaching a script to a label has failed us as an ethical philosophy. It has brought us such harmful labels as "nigger," "jew," "fag," "hutu," "tutsi," and even "woman." Only honoring our fellow life as nothing more than us through a different pair of eyes can bring a world of ethics, rather than mindless, unquestioned violence.

I care not whether your label is thirteen or thirty; seek questions instead of answers, for they offer so much more.

But make sure you don't "go with" an undetected wrapper on his willy...unless being pregnant at 16 is "what you do", cause that would make you a person in the market for low-cost alternative childcare solutions.

^^ fixed. ;)

Make sure you get tested before you derail your life for the benefit of mine, though. Aids sucks, which is why they call it aids. ;) Buuut... you don't need to worry, low-cost childcare solutions are avaliable in every corner of the globe to help you keep your life on track.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Joe, there is not one word you used that I don't already know the definition of, and I still have no idea what you're saying.

Really? Wow...

Unreasoned dogma does not an ethical philosophy make.

Really? Wow...

Unreasoned dogma does not an ethical philosophy make.

For a pedophile, you sure do sound well-educated.

Quote for the mother fucking WIN!!

ive told you before leave the skinny indie emo cunt..

Holy shit, OP, you're fucking HOT. Damn, really hot.

Other than that, I have no advice to give you. :(

thank you :-[ it's all good, i'm doin okay

lol holythesea can i add you on msn?

free.rider.250@hotmail.com, ill give you the real address from that one.

No, This won't get you a relationship.

No, This won't get you a relationship.

You'd be surprised. Guys will fake an entire relationship for sex.

You'd be surprised. Guys will fake an entire relationship for sex.

I know, I'm not like this so I think it's fucked up but people will do just about anything to get it I suppose

God damn, you guys act like non-hideous girls are a rare breed. Then again...


ADD ME!!!

:/ that's too bad,
You shouldn't take it personally though, most boys are immature retards,
Especially aussies.
There's better out there,
Good luck girl.

:/ that's too bad,
You shouldn't take it personally though, most boys are immature retards,
Especially aussies.
There's better out there,
Good luck girl.

i think i've figured out he's mostly just as nervous as i am because last night i left a note on his bed telling him that i really want to kiss him and then i spent time with him today and he didn't say anything so who knows. thank you though!

I have to say this guy sounds like a boring cissy. If some girl left me such a note, whether I liked her or not, I would at least have the respect and balls to let her know I got it and tell her where she stood.

If there's no chance that he didn't get the note, then he's just plain rude and umanly, pure and simple.

Also, you are so scarily like a more attractive version of my ex girlfriend it's not funny.

Why? If the OP requests it and has a good reason, I might.

i asked him about it on msn and he said i'm too young, his sister's friend, i live too far away, my personality would get on his nerves and that he's not that attracted to me. snap.

i asked him about it on msn and he said i'm too young, his sister's friend, i live too far away, my personality would get on his nerves and that he's not that attracted to me. snap.

Oh shi-

Well...if you did go out with him...for X weeks/months. Then had an unpleasant breakup? It might make it awkward between you & your friend...

Just imagine being at her house afterward? Even a friendly parting from him & then seeing him there might be awkward. Maybe...

Why the fuck have myspace put a print link on photo pages, worst idea ever; great for paedo's though I suppose.

Heh, this thread is quite funny. Just proves that totse is 90% sleezy virgins.
But to the OP go find a nice indie boy your own age i'm sure there is plenty about, chances are being 15 and all its not going to be anything abnormally special, but go for it.

i asked him about it on msn and he said i'm too young...

Ironic how you were the one to actually use open and honest communication instead of the "if I avoid it maybe life will go away" approach, isn't it?

Why the fuck have myspace put a print link on photo pages, worst idea ever; great for paedo's though I suppose.

Not really. You'd be surprised how few second graders wake up and say "gee, I'd like to reprogram a myspace layout" for some reason...

Ah, well. Such is life.

Aaaaaand despite all you desperate virgins trying to be white knights, who was right?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Fuck you all.

Aaaaaand despite all you desperate virgins trying to be white knights, who was right?

Well, if you mean the ones "subtly" trying to mack on her - she's currently single. ;)

Oh snap!

Oh snap!

It's not underage where she lives.

Troll...

Seen on other forumz, I call shenanigans

lol i have talked to her on msn.

legit location and she knows the geography. her dp is pictures of herself.

i think its legit.

I sure hope it is...200 and somethin' replies...that's a lot of help for a troll...even a pretty one at that.

I still call troll.

Like that would be difficult to pull off...

bonding over age of empires

You play Age of Empires?

C... C-can I just have a hug, maybe, or something?

Holy shit a girl!

Holy shit a girl!

Woah! Not so loud, you'll scare it off.

Holy shit a girl!

Never be so certain until you have seen the proof - and even then, be suspicious. ;)