Okay so ive found out an easy way to find out what your girl thinks of you and how to get her to do the little things that make you happy. All you need is for her to have a myspace.

1. Create a fake myspace (easy)
2. Create an airproof Identity for a girl
3. Get some pictures off the web of a young looking but pretty girl.
4. Using your fake profile message your girlfriend pretending to be an ex.
5. From here you just need to start off a friendly relationship expressing how you feel for him.
6. Get all the info you need but discreetly.
7. Start telling her things that (your fake identity) knew you liked. Such as maybe more touching of your dick or presents. Whatever floats your boat.

Well it worked for me about 6-7 times haha. So good luck.

then watch the relationship break down from lack of trust and that "i'm spying on you" feeling.

/facepalm.

Pathetic.

Wow I can't believe I never thought of this. I always had this problem in relationships, I never knew how to tell what she was thinking or how to get her to do things that I wanted to. If only there was some way that humans could interact through the manipulation of soundwaves to make different noises, and thus communicate.

But I guess that's just wishful thinking, your way is much better.

OR


1. Create a fake myspace (easy)
2. Create an airproof Identity for a 14 year old girl.
3. Get some pictures off the web of a young looking but pretty girl.
4. Using your fake profile message your girlfriend
5. From here you just need to start off a flirty relationship expressing how you feel for her.
6. Get her to send you incriminating stuff, like "I want to have sex with you". Get all the info you need but discreetly.
7. Set up a meeting in some flat. Make some brownies.
8. When she turns up, have a decoy open the door, and wait for her to come in. Then get the decoy to go away.
9. Come out with the printouts of the logs.
10. Get her to take a seat.
11. ???
12. PROFIT

You know what works much better in a relationship? Honest communication. Not sneaky anonymous online messages you immature twat. Oh by the way you basically just told the whole of &T what kind of girls you like. Have fun flirting with the electronic hordes of corpulent, gullible, Myspace behemoths.


OR


1. Create a fake myspace (easy)
2. Create an airproof Identity for a 14 year old girl.
3. Get some pictures off the web of a young looking but pretty girl.
4. Using your fake profile message your girlfriend
5. From here you just need to start off a flirty relationship expressing how you feel for her.
6. Get her to send you incriminating stuff, like "I want to have sex with you". Get all the info you need but discreetly.
7. Set up a meeting in some flat. Make some brownies.
8. When she turns up, have a decoy open the door, and wait for her to come in. Then get the decoy to go away.
9. Come out with the printouts of the logs.
10. Get her to take a seat.
11. ???
12. PROFIT

Chris Hansen is among the greatest aphrodisiacs.

Whilst that is a very sneaky idea, it's probably pretty immoral and going to fuck with your head just a little bit. Do you not like the element of the unknown to create excitement within the relationship?

ive had this done to me but by a fucking man an idiot who i used to work with setup a fake myspace alias then added my ex gf to his friends list.... why he did this i dont know... maybe he was gay or just strange.

anyway this is an epic fail because the current gf, if she's pretty open, will just say to her bf, hey 1 of your ex's <insert name here> got in touch with me through myspace or whatever... the bf then says who the fuck are you talking about i dont know them.

chicken suffokator.

relationships are supposed to be built around trust

ha im not saying mine isnt. butmaybe you want more blowjobs or maybe get her to give you handjobs. idk man. im just saying haha it worked for me. I dont find out what shes thinking idc about that. i just do it 2 get what i want no questions asked.

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anyway this is an epic fail because the current gf, if she's pretty open, will just say to her bf, hey 1 of your ex's <insert name here> got in touch with me through myspace or whatever... the bf then says who the fuck are you talking about i dont know them.

That's what I did when some girl who's been stalking my boyfriend since high school tried to add me as a friend.