so this is my first year at college... my roommate and i (After a few weeks of being unorganized) decided that the best thing to do with our room was make half of it a living room, and half of it a bed room.

*note: our room is "z" shaped, so its like there are 2 rooms with an open doorway. so we set up the tv and desks on one side and our beds on the other but then realized there wasnt anyplace comfortable to sit on the tv side. so we took my bed and got a body-length pillow and moved it back to the other side set up as a couch. my roommate and i just share a bed and i sleep with my head at his feet, and his head at mine. (lol69)

so my friends from high school visited and they said it was really gay that we do that and they think im gay and spreading rumours through the whole town and everyone (including my parents!) is calling asking me if im gay and stuff and nobody believes me that im not!

This is REALLY funny.

Good troll if it is one.

Just say...."Hey, I'm not gay."

Just tell them what you told us. That you were pressed for space and were trying to make your dorm more comfortable. Sleeping in a bed withsome does not mean your gay. And if your "friends" wanted to go back and spread those rumors... than they are not really friends to begin with.

Get a girlfriend.

That is gay, you probably are.

It's really weird not necessarily gay thought. Though I guess there is reason to believe that you're gay. Maybe you enjoy sleeping with your roommate? After all couldn't you just sleep on the "couch." or better yet what's stopping you from taking the pillow off the "couch" and using it as a bed at night? The only reason that you would be sharing a bed is that you enjoy it. Not to mention your fucking name is queerdeer, so I'm going to acknowledge the fact that you're most likely a troll.

After all couldn't you just sleep on the "couch."

but....its the couch.

but....its the couch.

i would rather sleep on the floor than in a bed with another guy

When guys did this shit before the twentieth century it was because they were poor and could only afford one bed. There's no excuse not to buy another bed, queerdeer.

Hmmm...

This is really really really funny.

It's not a couch stupid, it's a bed, you said yourself.

Who cares what people think. Girls like gay guys anyways, use this to your advantage?

I believe bloodhound gang said it best:

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me

There you go, win/win.

Get a girlfriend.

this.


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never mind youre just gay

but....its the couch.

yup troll.
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if its a guy thats asking you challenge him to a fist fight to defend your honor. if its a girl, grab her titties or grope her and show her boner from doing so, or rape her and say whose gay know bitch?

if this isn't a troll thread, then you'd be willing to post pics of the dorm lay out.

if i had a camera i would. i'll draw a pic in mspaint later if you really want

if i had a camera i would. i'll draw a pic in mspaint later if you really want

That doesn't count.

if you're not gay. prove it. sleep with a guy, and if you dont like it. you will not ever do it again.

Talk about how much you want to "pound her vag" when you see random hot girls.

Make sure to pronounce vag like vahj.

if i had a camera i would. i'll draw a pic in mspaint later if you really want

Surely your school has the dorm floorplans on it's website? You must have friends that are on Facebook or Myspace and have taken pictures inside their/your dorm.

but....its the couch.

just STFU you're gay.

nice fucking friends BTW.

dude get a life if you didnt want to be called gay u queer u would sleep on the couch and not touch your roommates jank with your foot while he is sleeping fuckin fag

alright guys get off my case im came here asking for HELP! and maybe there's something i didnt't tell you...so back in junior year of hs after gym class i got caught and suspended for touchng myself in the showers...

troll,pics or stfu.

troll,pics or stfu.

do you read? I don't have a FUCKING CAMERA!

here's a picture of the floorplan so you guys can comprehend what the Z-layout looks like

http://www.housing.umass.edu/images/Southwest_N_plans/Kennedy%203,4,7,10,14,15,17,18,21,22.jpg

Are you people retarded?

You've got 2 guys, 2 rooms, and 2 beds. How the fuck did you end up both sleeping in one bed?

Then again, you're a troll so it doesn't matter.

Well, first off you should probably refrain from sleeping with your roommate when they are there and erm fuck who am I kidding your queerer then a plaid rabbit. Get the fuck out.


P.S. I'm almost positive everyone in this thread would vehemently make fun of you in person, given the chance.

You've got 2 guys, 2 rooms, and 2 beds. How the fuck did you end up both sleeping in one bed?



yeah but we needed one of the beds to be a couch

Why should it matter what they think?

You can get into girls by going under the radar and surprising the with the fact you aren't gay. Tell you're friends you're not, but really they shouldn't care.

yeah but we needed one of the beds to be a couch

And what's the difference between a bed and a couch exactly? It's not like you had to engineer a couch out of the bed. All you need to do is put a cover on it. Bed at night, couch during the day.

You go to UMASS don't you?

And what's the difference between a bed and a couch exactly? It's not like you had to engineer a couch out of the bed. All you need to do is put a cover on it. Bed at night, couch during the day.

yeah but that defeats the purpose of having a couch

You go to UMASS don't you?

hot damn you're a smart one

Yeah my friend lived in Kennedy last year thats how I know this. Ohh and btw use your bed as a couch during the day, and a bed at night. easy as that.

So you don't want your friends to think you're gay. You could start by not sleeping with guys. You should probably change your usernames from stuff that makes you look gay such as "thequeerdeer". Aren't you asking for all of this though? I mean doesn't any of that seem ambiguious to you?

yeah but that defeats the purpose of having a couch

Oh sorry, I didn't realise the purpose of the couch was to have people sit on it at night and watch you two 69 on your bed.

Oh sorry, I didn't realise the purpose of the couch was to have people sit on it at night and watch you two 69 on your bed.

DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!? its a Z SHAPED ROOM so they cant see us!

oh nice. also, the URL has "umass" in it ;)

DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!? its a Z SHAPED ROOM so they cant see us!

So you do have people sit on your sofa at night while you're sleeping?

So you do have people sit on your sofa at night while you're sleeping?

someitmes if a buddy needs a place to crash

someitmes if a buddy needs a place to crash

So you essentially keep a spare bed in your dorm, yet you choose to sleep in one bed with your buddy.

So you essentially keep a spare bed in your dorm, yet you choose to sleep in one bed with your buddy.

well it just saves space and that way its open in case anyone needs it. plus, i dont wanna sleep on a couch

well it just saves space and that way its open in case anyone needs it. plus, i dont wanna sleep on a couch

so you ARE gay...

might as well just come out and tell your family. which shouldnt be hard, as it seems like everyone pretty much already knows anyway.

I have a solution, sir.

Let your dorm mate fuck you in the ass infront of your family. About 5 minutes into it, let him give you a reach around. If your dick doesn't get hard then you're not gay. If your dick does get hard... FAGGOT!

Go out with girls, get a girlfriend, kiss random girls at parties and make sure one of your friends sees it.
Or just ignore them. You know you're not gay. So you're not.
Start a porn collection on your PC. Put a Pussycat Doll poster or something on the wall.

Come on, you're not stupid.

plus, i dont wanna sleep on a couch

No matter what you say, it's NOT A FUCKING COUCH. It's a bed, use it as such you fucking faggot.

No matter what you say, it's NOT A FUCKING COUCH. It's a bed, use it as such you fucking faggot.

dude we got a body pillow and everything. if you saw it you'd know its a couch

get a girlfriend and/or say i'm NOT gay

dude obviously ive told them im not gay but they dont believe me lol why else would i make this thread

dude obviously ive told them im not gay but they dont believe me lol why else would i make this thread

Because you are a shitty troll with no life?

1. Kick their homophobic asses, they really are acting like they're still in High School.

2. Anyone who still thinks you're gay after you say you're not is a homophobic homosexual who needs a good ass-kicking

seriously the world should grow the fuck up

dude we got a body pillow and everything. if you saw it you'd know its a couch

but why not use it as a couch during the day, then sleep on it at night?

but why not use it as a couch during the day, then sleep on it at night?

Because he doesn't want to sleep on it, he thinks it's a couch. He's rather spoon with his roommate. They lay in bed so that they can suck each other's dicks. have you not been following along?

But prostate stimulation would likely invalidate any meaningful result .. ;)

But prostate stimulation would likely invalidate any meaningful result .. ;)

newfag stfu. THAT WAS THE POINT.

Because he doesn't want to sleep on it, he thinks it's a couch. He's rather spoon with his roommate. They lay in bed so that they can suck each other's dicks. have you not been following along?

dude, I REPEAT: I AM NOT GAY!

dude, I REPEAT: I AM NOT GAY!

If you aren't gay you'd sleep on the couch. Now go suck your roommates dick you fucking homo.

dude, I REPEAT: I AM NOT GAY!

So sleep on the fucking couch. Or have some pillows or shit for the tv.. you said you had a sofa cushion, why exactly does it need to be on the only other bed?

It's kind of hard to see why after being ridiculed by friends, you're passionately making a stand against moving where you sleep.

Sleeping in the same bed as another guy as a long term solution is downright weird, if not slightly gay.

So sleep on the fucking couch.

OHHHHH

MYYYYY

GGGOOODDDDDDDD


do you people not realize that a COUCH is a COUCH and a BED is a BED

OHHHHH

MYYYYY

GGGOOODDDDDDDD


do you people not realize that a COUCH is a COUCH and a BED is a BED


Its hard to accept that point, when the couch is in fact a BED

I like sleeping on my leather sofa more than I do my bed... Shit I like to sleep in my recliner, you my friend are just a young gay man.

Its hard to accept that point, when the couch is in fact a BED

It's hard to believe that this Acolyte is actually speaking the truth.

dude its not a leather couch lol its a bed couch

It's hard to believe that this Acolyte is actually speaking the truth.

its hard being hated

fuck 10 sororisluts.

:D

dude its not a leather couch lol its a bed couch

So you could, in all actuality, sleep on it like a bed. Since, you know, it's a bed.

And before you they a hissy fit and try to tell me it is a couch, you just admitted it is a bed.

Seriously, you just need to come out of the closet.

queerdeer: you have a few options.

1. Change the arrangement of the rooms so that you each have your own room, this will reduce the amount of taunting. Just sit on the floor or the bed to watch tv.

2. Keep things the way they are - the gay comments WILL NOT stop, because let's face it, it's a little queer. What happens if one of you wants to bring a girl over? threesome? (though I'm thinking this isn't a huge problem at the moment...)

3. Sleep on the 'couch'. I do believe that your sleep is somewhat more important than letting it go empty on the off chance a 'buddy needs a place to crash'

4. Make your roommate sleep on the 'couch'. Just tell him you have an STD or something. That way you get a bed and you're no longer sexing your roommate.

Problem solvered.

queerdeer: you have a few options.

1. Change the arrangement of the rooms so that you each have your own room, this will reduce the amount of taunting. Just sit on the floor or the bed to watch tv.

2. Keep things the way they are - the gay comments WILL NOT stop, because let's face it, it's a little queer. What happens if one of you wants to bring a girl over? threesome? (though I'm thinking this isn't a huge problem at the moment...)

3. Sleep on the 'couch'. I do believe that your sleep is somewhat more important than letting it go empty on the off chance a 'buddy needs a place to crash'

4. Make your roommate sleep on the 'couch'. Just tell him you have an STD or something. That way you get a bed and you're no longer sexing your roommate.

5. Stop being in denial and come out of the closet.

Problem solvered.

Fixed.

4. Make your roommate sleep on the 'couch'.

Problem solvered.

no but dude it was originally my bed that would be so weird if he slept there

no but dude it was originally my bed that would be so weird if he slept there

switch the beds... and it's dudette.

switch the beds... and it's dudette.

omg that would be so much work haha

and lawl you must be gay if you call urself a dudette

omg that would be so much work haha

and lawl you must be gay if you call urself a dudette

SHUT the FUCK up you COCK SUCKING TROLL

Christ, I still don't get what the big deal is, you're sleeping head to tail not spooning each other. That doesn't seem that gay. I do still think you're trolling. The queer deer?

wayte, wats a troll? r u gaiz callin me gay haha?

Take the queer out of your name first off.

.wayte, wats a troll? r u gaiz callin me gay haha?.

Yes.

no u!

Nah...
two guys
two rooms
two beds

And they sleep together at night, doesn't sound gay at all.

stfu new arrival you wouldnt know gay if its big fat dick slopped you in the face

stfu new arrival you wouldnt know gay if its big fat dick slopped you in the face

Queerdeer would know gay, though. Oh, he'd know. Yep. He reads books about gay. He watches TV about gay. He watches porn about gay. He knows gay. And when people start to actually realize just how gay he is, he was stupid enough to make all of TOTSE think he's gay.

OR he's trolling. Either way, he knows gay pretty well, I'd say.

stfu new arrival you wouldnt know gay if its big fat dick slopped you in the face

Take a look at my join date newb :)
And I'm a chick so a dick in the face actually WOULDN'T be gay at all.

Take a look at my join date newb :)
And I'm a chick so a dick in the face actually WOULDN'T be gay at all.

hurr hurr

Take a look at my join date newb :)

So what made you register, make a post saying that women are not all idiots, and then disappear for 4 years?

Because, I do what I want. :P
I can't believe I still read totse after this long. I guess I need a source of laughs, this place is fuckin hilarious.
And besides I definitely change my mind about the women aren't idiots thing, as I have gotten older the females around me have degenerated into gossiping, baby makin', backstabbin', idiots. ugh D:

No. No! I don't want to see a picture of your baby! He's not as cute as you think! I DON'T want to hear who is doing who, who said what about who.. ahhh

I would much rather be playing games... left 4 dead rocks!

Why didnt you just copy of what everyone else on your floor are doing, cos im guessing they got their rooms sorted so they have a bed/couch each.

get over your desire to give mates a couch to sit on when they come into your room, let them sit on ur bed like every other student who has a single room at university does in the entire world


I actually believe you're not gay because surprisingly im not narrow minded. but it is strange for it to be a long term arrangement....what are you planning to do if either of you want to get laid. because im guessing very few girls would be happy sharing your sleeping arrangements and agree to a threesome

as for telling people ur not gay put plenty of pics on a facebook account of the new arrangement in your room where you actually have a bed each, and with lots of pics of scantily clad women on the walls should do the trick

You do realise if your not gay, ur roommate might be!!!

yeah i forgot to put in the update...last week we started both sleeping the same way (lol missionary style)

i was on ur side-but now that does sound gay as a long term arrangement.

for your own sake, change the room to reflect everyone else on your floor, have ur own bed and get laid

Tell them that you're not gay but a queer instead.

Tell them

YOU CAN DO IT!
YOU CAN DO IT ALLL NIGHT LOOOOOONG!

Then turn into... A CARROT.

fuckin flip flopper make up your mind

Jesus christ. I was put off going to uni in America when I found out you had to share a room, but you have to share a bed too?

How do you wank?

How does ANYONE get laid at Uni if everyone has a room mate?

I had to share a room for two weeks when I first started Uni in the UK and it was bloody awful. I had to go into the bathroom to wank.

and winner of the biggest failing in troll history goes to...

fine fine fine.

this went on too long. but i gotta at least be better than the kid in sg that posted how he "Burned his brothers face" or whatever. now THAT was a fail

Call all of them gay.
I call it the rubber&glue technique.