this must have been done to death, but i did use the search feature and i cant find anything pertaining to this specific subject.

i have to pass a test in order to stay out of jail, normally that would be insentive enough for anybody to quit. but i must be seriously fucked up. its too late now to stop seeing as my drug test is next week. but i have a friend willing to piss for me, my tests are not observed (nobody watching me pee), so i can tamper all i need, but my question is how can i fool the temperature meter on the side of the cup, im assuming it has to be somewhere around 98.6 degrees.

The temp is fucking sensitive...I have taken one that I pissed in the cup and by the time I got my belt back on and brought it to the desk it was already too cold. The funny thing is that they made me retake it and I drank a ton of water sitting in the lobby and I pissed in the cup and ran it to the desk with my pants falling off behind me.

if its that sensitive do yout hink i could just pour the clean piss into the cup and run the meter under warm water?

Keep it tucked in a nice warm place(say around your genitals) in preparation for the test? ..

if its that sensitive do yout hink i could just pour the clean piss into the cup and run the meter under warm water?
Most of the time when they do a drug test, the piss room have the water turned off, and the toilet water is blue to prevent such tampering/dilation.

Most of the time when they do a drug test, the piss room have the water turned off, and the toilet water is blue to prevent such tampering/dilation.
well this isnt most of the time, the water runs and the toilet is clear. im not asking that. im asking how to fuck up the temperature.

This.

You have to make sure the temp is body temp...not colder not hotter, I know when I took the drug test for the mdone clinic when I was gonna go there there was maybe a 2-3F window, even drinking alot of water will throw off the test because it will cool you down. I think the first time I took the test I placed the cup on the sink that was metal and cold as hell like the rest of the room and it lowered the temp.

Running it under water you dont know if you are at 98F or just 90F so it prob wont work too good for you. The best bet would be to have the piss in a bag on the inside of your theigh and keep it there for a few hours before the test to get the temp right.

Use a pill bottle and wrap one of those instant hand warmers on it and you will pass for sure :):):)

Your ear lobes are apparently the external part of your body where the temperature is closest to body temperature (in reasonable conditions). Perhaps that can help?

Glue a thin hose in a waterbaloon.
Insert balloon rectally.
Fill with piss through hose.
Clamp hose shut, really fucking well.
Piss through hose.

there is a drug testing thread, you do realize this, surely you must, because you no everyone surely reads the FAQ stickies all the time, oh yes they do...


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