though i dont know much about old joe
i can tell you right now your rhymes hit him low
you say this diddy took you 12 minutes to compose
yet its obvious it was heartfelt as im sure everyone knows

some low life your right this shows true devotion
but that it was a waste of time is such a silly notion
your attitude is so old you think like potsie
your not wanted here gtfo off my totse

even though joe was quite oblivous
this was a show of affection quite deserving of a kiss
well thats my post if you dont approve sue me
oh and despot you will never ever be that worthy

though i dont know much about old joe

Oh please stop your lies
Your true feelings you cannot disguise
It certainly looks like I've hit the nail
To make you respond with so much fail

From you a queer crush I do detect
Thus from Totse you want me to defect
Because I think that in your lucid dream
Toothless is sprayed with lots of your cream

Over his buttocks you slip n' slide
In a fantasy full of warm astroglide
Don't be afraid to be bold and admit
You're just a jealous and spiteful faggit

It certainly looks like I've hit the nail


Touche

i do not jest i speak a true tale
i know nothing of this joe which you obviously nail
it does not take a dreamer to see your unbridled affection
its clear you feen for joe by that massive erection

you know the one that comes whenever he posts
its clear that of all totseans you jerk off to him the most
being a mod your intentions cant be hid
posting in the mod forumn every day "Jeff, i want to hunt down this kid"
you ask for his address and other information
to which jeff replys you must be rid of this infatuation

but you do not give up you poke and prod
until finally you are no longer the HB mod
you try and get your spot back by "negotiating" with jeff by getting your ass rammed
but instead you get the fail job of modding science of the damned

so you see you are the "faggit" as your bad spelling can show
your just a disgruntled lover, defending your butt buddy joe.

did i win?

did i win?

I have a busy daily schedule of trolling HB, upsetting my fellow mods and generally being an annoying asshole. As a consequence some of my threads can get bumped down pretty far on my "must respond to..." list.

But don't worry, you're in my thoughts.

dem rymes is tight man

word

I have a busy daily schedule of trolling HB, upsetting my fellow mods and generally being an annoying asshole. As a consequence some of my threads can get bumped down pretty far on my "must respond to..." list.

But don't worry, you're in my thoughts.

can't think of anything, huh :-p

can't think of anything, huh :-pOh... do not not worry. There's LOTS more where that came from. As he said, he already has several fish to fry at the moment, but I'm sure he will turn his excruciating sharp gaze on you soon enough for your liking. Nev'a you worry 'bout dat. When the time comes, I would highly advise you steer clear of the subjects that relate to shiny black leather, crotchless cowboy chaps, designer whips, or anything else of a dark and twisted sexual nature.

You may be tempted to open up because you have been patiently waiting for the right moment. Rest assured that it's not yet time. Don't make anything more complicated by layering your emotions onto the situation. Take a deep breath and wait just one more day before you take center stage with your story.

Lets get a drum machine and a turntable in here and have a rap battle!

The following poem is meant for amusement and does not express the opinion of RobinHood...


Once upon a time and long ago
lived a man named toothlessjoe
The battle took place in totse land
To see who would own the title of the man
Out of the horizon rode Slave of the Beast
A man of substance to say the least
Armed with a keyboard he landed the first blow
Accusing ole joe of being a ho
Joe struck back calling the Beast a queer
In the village the peasants did cheer
Wounded but not to be deterred
Slave shot back with a turd
Picking himself off the ground
Joe fired another round
Calling Slaves mama a bloodhound
You wouldn't be here the Slave retorted
Had your sister been aborted
Joe fought back but the keyboard was heated
Could it be that he was defeated
Looks like a computer glitch
Had made him a bitch.

And so it was written in the Land of Totse..