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 #1 
Old 2008-11-11, 03:00
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Default My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

firstly do not be confused, this is about a friend of mine and NOT me, ok?

My friend is a timid little guy, quite short, wears glasses, has no confidence, but a terrific skateboarder in his youth, he is now 22 years old.

we used to be good mates as in he was part of our group when we used to smoke weed etc. and since he lives near me i have been able to observe his situation from close hand.

about 3 years ago he met this "girl" online, she lived in wales and and he went to meet her and they started a relationship, and shortly after she moved from wales to come and live with him.

now this "girl" is FUGLY, she is very tall, fugly, mannish with MASSIVE feet! frizzy hair and poor hygiene and absolutely no sense of fashion.

my friend, Dan is his name, is a very honourable guy, VERY nice, works hard to provide for this fugly hoe. he works all hours at a delivery company that for the purposes of this post shall be known as nightfreight. after he finishes work, he comes home, cooks the dinner, does the washing up, does the washing, does the shopping, then watches what SHE choses to watch on TV. mostly shitty soap operas.

his parents HATE her! because they know that she is lazy ugly and evil. She has seperated him from all his friends by mainly being so damn "can't-take-you-anywhere-you-fugly-hoe" and by inventing spurious fallouts and using tantrums against him whenever he steps out of line.

I have been round his house (paid for by him, just like everything else) when she has actually physically kicked him around and verbally abused him in the most vicious way.

now all this would be just about bearable if it wasn't for what i've found out recently:

i was chatting to dan on MSN the other week and he tells me that the fugly one is pregnant, and he is excited to be a dad! I'm like ok, then he says that he suspects that she is cheating on him! I'm like WTF!

apparently one day when he came home from work he found condoms on the floor of his bedroom and he doesn't use condoms (bet he regrets that!) and she had cheated on him with 2 of his work mates!

this is tl dr I know but i'll wait for some rplys before I write part 2.
 #2 
Old 2008-11-11, 03:07
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Istanbul, Turkey
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Kick her out immediately, sell everything, flee the country.
 #3 
Old 2008-11-11, 03:07
WorldFavor WorldFavor is offline
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He's going to need three things:

Gun
Trash Bags
Shovel


You're welcome.
 #4 
Old 2008-11-11, 03:36
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Ohio
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He needs to man up and push her down the stairs.
 #5 
Old 2008-11-11, 04:46
colorsoc colorsoc is offline
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He needs:

to get her abortion and have a revelation


OR


an attorney
 #6 
Old 2008-11-11, 05:20
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i think its time you teach your friend how to use the backhand,

http://www.clewis7951.com/Photography/Motivation/backhand.jpg
 #7 
Old 2008-11-11, 05:30
Osirius Osirius is offline
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First-http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/falcon-punch-solves-teen-pregnancy.jpg

Second-http://whall.org/blog/files/lolcats-finish-him.jpg

Third- Bury

Fourth-???

Fifth-Profit by no longer having her leecherous ass around.
 #8 
Old 2008-11-11, 05:35
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The guy is fucked. Period.

If I read that right. Dump that evil cunt; and will you show her my response please?
 #9 
Old 2008-11-11, 05:36
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Fuckville
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From the way you describe things, you're friend won't do any of the suggestions above. Tell him to enjoy his new shitty marriage and the divorce in 5 years, the fucked up kid, and the shit ton of alimony he's going to have to shovel out.
 #10 
Old 2008-11-11, 06:15
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Australia, south east
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Your options are to kill her, or wait around for your friend to die.

He sounds worse than that Allan guy of two and a half men.
 #11 
Old 2008-11-11, 06:40
Savin_Jesus Savin_Jesus is offline
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Sounds like a bind, I'd say you let him do what he wants. It is his life. _-

He will realize sooner or later if he is getting taken advantage of.

What kinda background is she from?
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Old 2008-11-11, 06:44
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Sydney NSW Australia
Default Re: My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Savin_Jesus
Sounds like a bind, I'd say you let him do what he wants. It is his life. _-

He will realize sooner or later if he is getting taken advantage of.

What kinda background is she from?


She's Morrocan.

http://www.channel4.com/food/images/mb/Channel4/4Food/recipes/delicious/872_3.jpg
 #13 
Old 2008-11-11, 07:05
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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Introduce him to totse.

A month of posting on here and he'll be a new man.


*ObZ
 #14 
Old 2008-11-11, 07:36
Malkog Malkog is offline
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Your friend is in an... almost troll-like situation...
 #15 
Old 2008-11-11, 07:57
ghlmk ghlmk is offline
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[QUOTE=Osirius;
Fifth-Profit by no longer having her leecherous ass around.[/QUOTE]

Good one, lol.
 #16 
Old 2008-11-11, 14:28
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Groovy.
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Have you actually seen her yourself?

I think your friend might be trolling you.

Ask him to show you pics.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-11, 21:44
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

Serious answer incase you aren't trolling:

Stay the fuck out of your friend's life.

He seems happy.

That might seem fucked to you (and to me) but it's his life. He choose her and he seems happy with his choice.

You don't have any right to tell him how to live.
 #18 
Old 2008-11-11, 21:53
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Sounds like it's too late. She's pregnant which means she's got a free ride for the next 18 years.
 #19 
Old 2008-11-11, 22:01
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stormshadowftb
firstly do not be confused, this is about a friend of mine and NOT me, ok?

My friend is a timid little guy, quite short, wears glasses, has no confidence, but a terrific skateboarder in his youth, he is now 22 years old.

we used to be good mates as in he was part of our group when we used to smoke weed etc. and since he lives near me i have been able to observe his situation from close hand.

about 3 years ago he met this "girl" online, she lived in wales and and he went to meet her and they started a relationship, and shortly after she moved from wales to come and live with him.

now this "girl" is FUGLY, she is very tall, fugly, mannish with MASSIVE feet! frizzy hair and poor hygiene and absolutely no sense of fashion.

my friend, Dan is his name, is a very honourable guy, VERY nice, works hard to provide for this fugly hoe. he works all hours at a delivery company that for the purposes of this post shall be known as nightfreight. after he finishes work, he comes home, cooks the dinner, does the washing up, does the washing, does the shopping, then watches what SHE choses to watch on TV. mostly shitty soap operas.

his parents HATE her! because they know that she is lazy ugly and evil. She has seperated him from all his friends by mainly being so damn "can't-take-you-anywhere-you-fugly-hoe" and by inventing spurious fallouts and using tantrums against him whenever he steps out of line.

I have been round his house (paid for by him, just like everything else) when she has actually physically kicked him around and verbally abused him in the most vicious way.

now all this would be just about bearable if it wasn't for what i've found out recently:

i was chatting to dan on MSN the other week and he tells me that the fugly one is pregnant, and he is excited to be a dad! I'm like ok, then he says that he suspects that she is cheating on him! I'm like WTF!

apparently one day when he came home from work he found condoms on the floor of his bedroom and he doesn't use condoms (bet he regrets that!) and she had cheated on him with 2 of his work mates!

this is tl dr I know but i'll wait for some rplys before I write part 2.


Is her name Raspushia? Damnit Norbit I told you to kill the bitch.
 #20 
Old 2008-11-11, 22:39
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Groovy.
Default Re: My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
Serious answer incase you aren't trolling:

Stay the fuck out of your friend's life.

He seems happy.

That might seem fucked to you (and to me) but it's his life. He choose her and he seems happy with his choice.

You don't have any right to tell him how to live.


I agree with this.
 #21 
Old 2008-11-11, 23:55
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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Frankly? If I were you I would suggest this:


-Act as nice and subservient as possible so you could convince her to get an abortion. Then,

-KICK HER ASS TO THE CURB. Throw ALL HER SHIT outside of her house. CALL THE POLICE when she doesnt leave and get her THE FUCK OUT.

Its horrid, yes, but if its as horrid as you say...
 #22 
Old 2008-11-12, 00:56
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Chicago IL USA
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Wow I would never be in a relationship like that and that story scared me a bit.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-12, 01:16
dagothnonlik dagothnonlik is offline
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Default Re: My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
Serious answer incase you aren't trolling:

Stay the fuck out of your friend's life.

He seems happy.

That might seem fucked to you (and to me) but it's his life. He choose her and he seems happy with his choice.

You don't have any right to tell him how to live.


true,but wouldnt anyone wanna help if the friend's women got pregnant if the friend didnt even fertilized her.
 #24 
Old 2008-11-12, 01:20
incongruous incongruous is offline
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If he really loves this girl, show him this thread after it develops for a while.
edit: and her.
 #25 
Old 2008-11-12, 03:30
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Default Re: My friend is in a TERRIFYING situation!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jackketch
Serious answer incase you aren't trolling:

Stay the fuck out of your friend's life.

He seems happy.

That might seem fucked to you (and to me) but it's his life. He choose her and he seems happy with his choice.

You don't have any right to tell him how to live.


He seems happy????

no. he isn't.

right, where was I?.. ok

this is what he's telling me over msn. and yes, agent 008 I have seen her with my own eyes, I used to visit him quite a bit before this bitch took over his life completely.

apparently she has told him that she doesn't care about him and she "got what she wanted" now that she's pregnant.

also he sees the people that fucked her every day in work, this must be intolerable i don't know how he puts up with it.

right, now i can see the point in having a gf who is ugly as sin, IF! she cooks dinner, looks after the place or even lifts a finger to contribute in some way to the running of everything.

and, I can see the point in having a gf who is lazy and rude IF she is good looking.

this bitch is like the WORST of both worlds!

also, in answer to Savin_jesus' question, her background is: welsh-chav x gypsy x downs syndrom x attention whore x physical-mutant.

last week after he lamented his situation to me over msn, me and another friend PLEADED with him to come out to the pub with us for an hour.

his answer was that he couldn't because the "gf" was "ill" and that if he tried to leave she would call the police. and that she would "threaten to leave him" !!!!!

he refused to come to the pub.

she TOTALLY CONTROLS HIM!
 #26 
Old 2008-11-12, 03:36
Jsmooth744 Jsmooth744 is offline
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Your friends desperate and probably wont listen to you no matter what you say.
 #27 
Old 2008-11-12, 05:28
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Originally Posted by Jsmooth744
Your friends desperate and probably wont listen to you no matter what you say.


This. Women like that know how to recognize pathetic desperation and attach themselves to it, lamprey-like.
 #28 
Old 2008-11-12, 05:35
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Australia, south east
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Post your myspace (your personal info is allowed) and we'll do the rest.
 #29 
Old 2008-11-12, 05:43
Conno Conno is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mötleÿ Crüe
Post your myspace (your personal info is allowed) and we'll do the rest.


This.

Actually this is starting to remind of another thread I saw a while back on SG, bout this guys friend and how he was dating a fat-fuck and he wanted to marry her... Except, she was just fat and ugly, not a bitch.

His friend found the thread :D

Cool
 #30 
Old 2008-11-12, 06:02
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Australia
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Intervention. Seriously. Treat it like he was smoking a gram of meth a day. Fuck, that would probably be less destructive than this cunt. This iz srs biznez
 
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