Anybody ever see Pirates ('http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php')? I watched it with a girl last night, and it actually went very well. The acting and plot and shit were good... for a porno... and it would have actually been a kinda fun movie to watch even without the sex scenes, and it got both of us going really good. I'd like to repeat the experience, but I don't know of any other pornos that actually have plots to them.

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yeah there are some pornos that actually have alright plots.

well if you want to repeat the experience go get Pirates II, it just came out.

All I can say about that which involves the word "porn," would be: "I truly hope Sarah Palin accepts that $2 million dollar offer."

I still cant believe that offer but yes i am with you

The Davinci Load is also a good and funny plot based porno.

well if you want to repeat the experience go get Pirates II, it just came out.

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I see what you did tha :O

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same here

lol that sounds awesome. and its got eva angelina in it! thats an automatic win right there :D

lol, got to download that

The opening scene is priceless.

The plot revolves around a group called the Priory of Semen, including penile profiler Dr. Nadia Saint (Missy Monroe) discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. Determined to resurrect Da Vinci and overjoyed that the master's sperm was not all "lost up a man's ass", they steal the painting and kill anyone who gets in their way.

If there were a writing award for a porn movie, this would win it hands down.

Holy God there is a sequel, The Davinci Load 2: Angels and Semen

Plot:

Professor Vida Vitali has been found dead! Foul play is suspected, but after Professor Lee Teabag uses a black light to reveal the word "Ejaculari" spelled in body fluid above the victim's body, it is clear that stronger malevolent forces are involved. With the Priory of Semen hot on their asses, the experienced Dr. Nadia Saint and lusty Jill Cross must decode the clues to unsolve the mystery of the anal cryptex and rescue Teabag's son, Jean Paul.

that is fucking sweet. i wonder who cums up with these ideas.

Porn movie names are the best.

http://www.xvideos.com/video70355/Who%27s_Nailin_Lisa_Ann

A scene from whos nailin pailin. God Damn, they manage to combine porn, political satire, and that "fucking thing sucks" bill oreilly meme into one scene.

thank you so much ive been trying to find this vid for so long you get 100000 cool pionts