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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-11, 02:20
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i hate it when...
i hate it when i come near my bf wearing a sexy tshirt and nothing else and kiss his neck seductively and ask him if he's busy, and he's playing a flash game on his computer and without taking his eyes off the screen he yells "I AM BUSY" but later he complains that i never like to have spontaneous sex. 
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#2
 2008-11-11, 02:28
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GnosisX 
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Re: i hate it when...
Perhaps it is time to find a straight man.
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#3
 2008-11-11, 02:28
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Re: i hate it when...
haha just break up with him and send him a morning text message saying "I'm laying in (insert his best friend's name) bed, and I didn't sleep a ;)"
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#4
 2008-11-11, 02:40
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Re: i hate it when...
Grab his cock and say "NOW".
Then drain his man juice.
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#5
 2008-11-11, 02:42
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Re: i hate it when...
At least he's got his priorities straight.
Flash games > sex.
Duh.
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#6
 2008-11-11, 02:43
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Re: i hate it when...
it's so upsetting! i love him very very much but i feel like i've reached the point where i have to ask the computer: "excuse me, can i borrow my boyfriend for a sec?" 
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#7
 2008-11-11, 02:53
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Malkog 
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by maggie10
it's so upsetting! i love him very very much but i feel like i've reached the point where i have to ask the computer: "excuse me, can i borrow my boyfriend for a sec?" 
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Time to buy a bunch of magnets methinks.
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#8
 2008-11-11, 03:17
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by maggie10
it's so upsetting! i love him very very much but i feel like i've reached the point where i have to ask the computer: "excuse me, can i borrow my boyfriend for a sec?" 
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You know what's upsetting, is that I'm horny as fuck right now, and have no woman to cup my balls and suck my rod. That's upsetting. Where do you live, I'll come service you and send your BF the video. We'll do some really dirty shit that he thought you'd never be up for. It'll be great.
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#9
 2008-11-11, 03:32
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Re: i hate it when...
He sounds like an effing loser.
Dump his ass.
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#10
 2008-11-11, 03:33
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme
Grab his cock and say "NOW".
Then drain his man juice.
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This. If that doesn't work he's gay.
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#11
 2008-11-11, 03:46
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by maggie10
i hate it when i come near my bf wearing a sexy tshirt and nothing else and kiss his neck seductively and ask him if he's busy, and he's playing a flash game on his computer and without taking his eyes off the screen he yells "I AM BUSY" but later he complains that i never like to have spontaneous sex. 
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I'm sorry, that really sucks for you.
Have you discussed with him how oblivious he is to your advances?
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#12
 2008-11-11, 03:51
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I'm sorry, that really sucks for you.
Have you discussed with him how oblivious he is to your advances?
no. won't even pay attention to me, he's playing warcraft III atm.
...and here i am, still horny *sigh*
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#13
 2008-11-11, 03:58
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Re: i hate it when...
no. won't even pay attention to me, he's playing warcraft III atm.
...and here i am, still horny *sigh*
Grab. His. Cock.
Not even kidding just go over to him and start getting him really horny and shit like that and don't let him push you aside. And if he still doesn't want it then you have a serious issue and need to tell him.
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#14
 2008-11-11, 04:23
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Re: i hate it when...
no. won't even pay attention to me, he's playing warcraft III atm.
...and here i am, still horny *sigh*
warcraft 3 is awesome, but yeah if he doesnt wanna have sex with you either:
1)hes gay
2)he find you unnatractive
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#15
 2008-11-11, 04:46
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Re: i hate it when...
I caint be the only guy in this thread who wants to kick his ass.......am i?
I havent had sex in so fucking long, having a girl whos that eager to have sex w/ me and cares about me sounds like Nirvana. Go over there and be blatent as hell about what you want! If he chooses Warcraft over you i suggest you leave him. Ungrateful fuck
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#16
 2008-11-11, 05:05
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Re: i hate it when...
What a loser.
Just what kind of flash game is preferable to sex?
*ObZ
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#17
 2008-11-11, 05:09
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Re: i hate it when...
Post pics so we can better evaluate the situation.
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#18
 2008-11-11, 05:13
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Re: i hate it when...
Start masturbating in the same room getting loud if needed. If that doesn't work, you're with a fag.
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#19
 2008-11-11, 05:37
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Re: i hate it when...
update> not even horny, i'm just pissed...i tried approaching him again and he said he's playinc w3 with his online friends and he can't bail on them like that. wtf! he's never even met them in real life!! ugh, i swear, next time he wants to get some i'll just say i have to do my nails or something. i don't even think i'm that ugly, i know i'm not the hottest girl ever but i'm doable, right? (this is when everybody says yes and enlighten my mood  ) and no i'm not gonna break up with him because i do love him and because i don't have the guts to anyway. i just needed to vent.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/pic47.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/DSCI0062.jpg
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#20
 2008-11-11, 05:40
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by maggie10
update> not even horny, i'm just pissed...i tried approaching him again and he said he's playinc w3 with his online friends and he can't bail on them like that. wtf! he's never even met them in real life!! ugh, i swear, next time he wants to get some i'll just say i have to do my nails or something. i don't even think i'm that ugly, i know i'm not the hottest girl ever but i'm doable, right? (this is when everybody says yes and enlighten my mood  ) and no i'm not gonna break up with him because i do love him and because i don't have the guts to anyway. i just needed to vent.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/pic47.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/DSCI0062.jpg
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yeah your definetly doable, and im not just saying it to make you feel better.
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#21
 2008-11-11, 05:44
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Re: i hate it when...
saying you're "doable" is like saying the ocean is wet... can i be your boyfriend?
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#22
 2008-11-11, 05:49
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Re: i hate it when...
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Originally Posted by maggie10
update> not even horny, i'm just pissed...i tried approaching him again and he said he's playinc w3 with his online friends and he can't bail on them like that. wtf! he's never even met them in real life!! ugh, i swear, next time he wants to get some i'll just say i have to do my nails or something. i don't even think i'm that ugly, i know i'm not the hottest girl ever but i'm doable, right? (this is when everybody says yes and enlighten my mood  ) and no i'm not gonna break up with him because i do love him and because i don't have the guts to anyway. i just needed to vent.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/pic47.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/DSCI0062.jpg
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This thread delivers.
Truckerman is absolutely right. I don't know what his problem is, but I really suggest you move on and find a guy who will appreciate you. Your situation with him will never improve, so you might as well get out earlier rather than later. You're attractive, no doubt about it. Hopefully you'll find someone who will actually get off his ass to make the effort for you.
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#23
 2008-11-11, 06:25
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Osirius 
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Dont wear the shirt next time, and/or find a warcraft shirt to wear.
And for the record, extremely doable. I would ride you like Seabiscuit.
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#24
 2008-11-11, 06:28
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TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL http://jj.am/gallery/d/62066-1/Trolls.png
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#25
 2008-11-11, 08:15
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I had the same problem with my ex-boyfriend. Break up with him and find a guy who actually cares about you. He obviously doesn't.
Also, he doesn't happen to hate animals, does he? 
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#26
 2008-11-11, 08:45
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Re: i hate it when...
To be honest, I'd rather play world of warcraft than fuck a nigger.
And I don't like MMORPGs.
Nigger.
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#27
 2008-11-11, 09:01
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I am the Alpha and the Omega
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Originally Posted by rabbitweed
To be honest, I'd rather play world of warcraft than fuck a nigger.
And I don't like MMORPGs.
Nigger.
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But you're from New Zealand, what about all those fine Maori chicks there?
/sarcasm :p
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#28
 2008-11-11, 11:29
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It is beyond me when I'm denied sex by my boyfriend. And the fact that 100% of the time I'm the initiator.
Bottom line: If I do not get it from you, I will get it else where.
Well, that's not the bottom line, considering I wouldn't break up with him for denying me sex but the principle of feeling unwanted may end up getting to me.
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#29
 2008-11-11, 11:34
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Originally Posted by maggie10
update> not even horny, i'm just pissed...i tried approaching him again and he said he's playinc w3 with his online friends and he can't bail on them like that. wtf! he's never even met them in real life!! ugh, i swear, next time he wants to get some i'll just say i have to do my nails or something. i don't even think i'm that ugly, i know i'm not the hottest girl ever but i'm doable, right? (this is when everybody says yes and enlighten my mood  ) and no i'm not gonna break up with him because i do love him and because i don't have the guts to anyway. i just needed to vent.
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/pic47.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/DSCI0062.jpg
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You have a bad tooth:gum ratio.
Doable.
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#30
 2008-11-11, 11:48
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What the fuck! He's playing his fucking game. He's passionate about it and he isn't gonna ditch his pals like that.
Girls always say that they like a guy with a passion for something, but as soon as it comes ahead of the female it's just the most awful thing. I fucking hate when girls don't get this shit, sometimes we have other interests as well!
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#31
 2008-11-11, 12:32
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Yeah , you aren't that hot.
Your eyebrows are distracting.
I would play chess by myself rather then have sex with you.
I am not joking.
Please , exit the temple.
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#32
 2008-11-11, 21:32
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uplugging the computer helps
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#33
 2008-11-11, 22:42
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
What the fuck! He's playing his fucking game. He's passionate about it and he isn't gonna ditch his pals like that.
Girls always say that they like a guy with a passion for something, but as soon as it comes ahead of the female it's just the most awful thing. I fucking hate when girls don't get this shit, sometimes we have other interests as well!
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STFU.
Tits > Animated Tits.
Hm, you're photobucket images are down. This requires you to repost them so I can let you know whether or not the animated tits are better than yours, because Warcraft 3 is truly an epic game.
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#34
 2008-11-11, 22:51
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Re: i hate it when...
First off, I can't imagine why a guy would deny sex. I don't know if I've ever experienced such phenomenon.
Second, grab his computer, type afk, and get on top of him
If the above doesn't work, maybe you are extremely unattractive. I would make an opinion, but your pics are down. Possibly because of what Lobo said?
Also, your lack of punctuation is annoying.
And W3 isn't a flash game. If he's playing flash games instead of fucking you, then go jump off a fucking bridge because that is pathetic.
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#35
 2008-11-11, 23:11
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Lobo 
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http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/pic47.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp325/magentaa10/DSCI0062.jpg
To be honest, I'd rather play world of warcraft than fuck a nigger.
And I don't like MMORPGs.
Nigger.
Her looks combined with her annoying cunt personality , would make her really unattractive in person.
Anyone saying OMFG I WOULD TOTALLY DO U IM SO HORNY , is just as sad as her trying to beg her boyfreind for the sex0rs.
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#36
 2008-11-11, 23:16
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I can't believe no one is taking my side here. Girls steal away so much of our time, so much of our lives is just put on hold because the bitch demands attention. When I finally sit down to play Chrono Trigger, I wanna fucking play Chrono Trigger. I was a gamer before her and I refuse to let go of that completely, sometimes I need to return to the roots damnit.
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#37
 2008-11-11, 23:20
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pink smoke 
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
I can't believe no one is taking my side here. Girls steal away so much of our time, so much of our lives is just put on hold because the bitch demands attention. When I finally sit down to play Chrono Trigger, I wanna fucking play Chrono Trigger. I was a gamer before her and I refuse to let go of that completely, sometimes I need to return to the roots damnit.
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The obvious solution would be to play while she goes down on you.
Duh.
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#38
 2008-11-11, 23:22
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
I can't believe no one is taking my side here. Girls steal away so much of our time, so much of our lives is just put on hold because the bitch demands attention. When I finally sit down to play Chrono Trigger, I wanna fucking play Chrono Trigger. I was a gamer before her and I refuse to let go of that completely, sometimes I need to return to the roots damnit.
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I agree with you , but only because I don't think this particular girl would do it for me.
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#39
 2008-11-12, 00:04
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Its because you have huge unactractive man feet.
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#40
 2008-11-12, 01:20
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Re: i hate it when...
This thread is useless without a link to the flash game.
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#41
 2008-11-12, 03:15
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Re: i hate it when...
1. You sound like one of those irritating as fuck insecure women who only get affectionate want sex when your man is doing something that doesn't revolve around you. It's only driving you insane because you can't have your way.
2. Sleg Blankes.
3. A few posts down you say you don't want to solve the problem, you just want to complain. So why the fuck are you posting here? Go write in your journal, or failing that, bitch and moan. Totse is not your tampon.
If I wasn't a hairs breadth from being demodded I would probably close this, for reason number 3.
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#42
 2008-11-12, 05:20
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pink smoke 
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This thread is useless without a link to the flash game.
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http://flashgamesite.com/play91game.html
This, because her titties are more attractive than the op.
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#43
 2008-11-12, 05:47
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Originally Posted by BlackSails
I can't believe no one is taking my side here. Girls steal away so much of our time, so much of our lives is just put on hold because the bitch demands attention. When I finally sit down to play Chrono Trigger, I wanna fucking play Chrono Trigger. I was a gamer before her and I refuse to let go of that completely, sometimes I need to return to the roots damnit.
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Haha, I've done it heaps of times. I've got a laptop in my room and I'll watch TV while she's on facebook and all that shit. Then when she's done I'll put the laptop away so I can pay her attention. She'll say "No, please, play your game for a while". A few times I'll say "are you sure? I don't care if I do... but if I do play I'm playing a whole round". Then once I start she'll try seducing me, I'll turn her down, she'll huff and puff and I'll headshot some one then plant the bomb. Fuck, I do it on principals.
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