Ok, yeah, you guys are going to flame me all the way to hell for saying this, but im 18 and a virgin. "HAHAHAHA YOU VIRGIN!" no but seriously, this is an issue that's really pissing me off. I have this friend named S ( a girl), and another friend named J (also a girl), and S likes me alot, and always tells me she wants to take my virginity. Well, i went out with S for a little bit, never really did anything major, which resulted in me still being a virgin. I also like J alot. I was joking around with J, texting her telling her i'd fuck her in just about any way possible, really hard, blah blah blah, etc etc etc, and then i told her S really wanted to take my virginity, and she got all pissed. She was like, "If you ever did that, i'd never talk to you again!" I told her S was the easiest i can get, and it's not like she (J) would take it, but then she argues with me saying i dont know if she would or not.
I tell J to meet me at the park at around a certain time on a certain day, and she just puts lol and says she'll try. When i get to the park at that time, on that day, i text her and tell her to come up, and she just ignores my texts, but when i get back home and say she's a mean person, she answers it and asks why. I have a big chance of having sex with S, but then again, i'd rather have sex with J, but i dont know if she's fucking with my mind or not, she keeps telling me she probably would take it, and then never shows up, do you think she's just fucking with me?

Fuck them both you idiot.

But that's just the thing, they both hate each other basically, and J said if i fuck S, she's never talking to me again, and i know that S would be extremely pissed if i let J take my v-card, so i dont know who! If J is just fucking with me, shit, i'll take S, but if she's not, i'd fuck J way, WAY quicker than i would S.

Protip: It helps if you don't tell J you fucked S. ;)

Asoon more like A coon amirite.

Listen to this man, coony.

How do you lie about not being a virgin, while fucking someone? And im almost positive one of the other will say something to the other person, then this whole damn argument will start about who fucked who first, and i'll get caught in the middle lol. And no, not exactly, Asoon is thai for 'demon' 'giant' words like that, and i cant be considered a coon, because i dont have enough black in me to be called it exactly. How do i put pictures in my messages? i'll show you what they both look like, and you'll tell me to fuck J definently, she's much better looking.

I get that you have a lack of understanding when it comes to relationships and sex, but there is a very simple rule to follow; that especially at your age, fuck whoever you want whenever you want. I'd say have them both, but if you'd rather J than forget about S. You're wasting too much time considering these girls' feelings when it's obvious they don't care about yours. They're using you as a tool to get at the other one. They may not even want you, just want to use to to annoy the other one.

Probably the best thing to do would be to just fuck someone else and either you then screw them or just forget about them completely.

Copy and past the link to the picture, then highlight it and click the little IMG tags icon.

You fucking troll.

To Hippeloveisback: S doesnt even know that J said anything about it, she just tells me she wants to take it, so it cant be that, besides, they dont talk to eachother anymore.

To Chichi: Im not a troll, im actually asking a serious question, to me, here.


The first one is J, the second one S.

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have sex with both of them and tell them both your still a virgin. and when your doing it say" please dont tell s/j, i dont want to hurt her feeling its just that i like you so much more, youre prettier, smarter and nicer than s/j"

1: sorry for the double post

2: oops, sorry for uploading too many pics, kinda did something wrong i guess lol

have sex with both of them and tell them both your still a virgin. And when your doing it say" please dont tell s/j, i dont want to hurt her feeling its just that i like you so much more, youre prettier, smarter and nicer than s/j"

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Thank you Jewishnazi, that would work really, really well, but i'd probably end up fucking it up somehow lol. I'll try that, but no promises, anybody else have any other solutions?


speaking of the racist coon remark earlier, i can more be called a "nazi" then a coon.

speaking of the racist coon remark earlier, i can more be called a "nazi" then a coon.

obviously not a grammar nazi lolololol amirite amirite

obviously not a grammar nazi lolololol amirite amirite

Yes... btw coony get over the whole nazi/nigger thing, this is totse; you should have thought of the effect of your handle ahead of time (an action I should no doubt have taken myself).

lol actually, chichi, i normally am, just not tonight i guess. And hippielove, i already knew somebody was going to say something about my name, i was originally going to put Awut, which is also a thai name, but that would be made fun of somehow, maybe i should have put my japanese name, akumu, instead...

Keep it on the D-low and slam both of them.

Dude sex is an instinct, go fuck em both and fuck em hard. If you're good enough, neither will mind.

Pleasure, i actually like the idea you stated lol. What im thinking about doing, is texting them both, telling them they're going to have a race, whoever can get to me first will be the one to take it, and i'll be waiting at a certain place, at a certain time when i text them. And then, whoever sees me first, well you know. Think that's an alright idea?

you seem to think that girls are as desperate for sex as we men are. the pics you showed us werent bad, and id hit either one of them. dont make it a compettion between them, cuz you'll end up fapping.

Well, yes, just about all men are extremely desperate, but the weird thing about these two girls, is that S has been wanting to take my V-card since she moved across the street from me ( that was about 2 years ago, now she lives a little down the road), and J absolutely loves sex alot, so they're both pretty willing.

S? J? What is this, fucking Gossip Girl?

Fuck S as much as possible, practice until J makes up her fucking mind and decides to fuck you, then fuck them both, take pictures, and post them here.

Jackie looks okay from your pictures
Samantha looks like a dick.

Go with J (Jackie).


Oh... and if all you care about is losing your virginity, you have one SAD life...

S? J? What is this, fucking Gossip Girl?

youre so gay for saying that, then again im so gay for catching that reference

/life

Haha, why did you call them S and J if you later revealed their names in the image filenames?

Haha.

I say fuck Jackie, Samantha seems like a goodie two-shoes/tease.

you seem to think that girls are as desperate for sex as we men are.
Girls want sex. Bad. Careful dude your virginity is showing.

hey if you werent such an idiot you could have fucked samantha two years ago and could have had two years of hardcore fucking plus she probly woulda let you do her anyway you wanted and you coulda fucked jackie aswell by asking samantha to keep her mouth shout and you guys being fuck buddies look mate if you dont fuck samantha you will be pissed with yourself you got nothing to loose accept jaskie who is fucking wiht your mind

Samantha seems to only have one pupil.

You might get a little freaked out.

Haha, i read all of your replies. I kinda forgot the names were in the pictures LOL. i cant exactly post pictures of anything with these two, the most revealing i can put of jackie is that pic, and i cant with samantha either, they're both not exactly legal age, but hell, i'll try to make a website or another account or something, that has all fake information, from a public library computer, etc etc and post them. Good god no Samantha is nowhere NEAR a goody two shoes, neither is jackie, they've both been arrested for multiple reasons, both been on probation, and know the court system pretty well. And i assure you, Samantha has two pupils lol.

Jesus Christ youre a trio of morons.


Have sex with the one you like. Dont complicate your life. Be patient, there is no rush and you are no less of a man for being a virgin another 10 seconds or 10 years. Chill. And be with the one thats worth it.

Youre an idiot anyway who probably wont listen.

I would listen to you, but after you saying that, i dont know if i want to or not. Anyways, about what you were saying before that, if i did that, i would have sex with Jackie, but ive known Samantha for a very very long time and she still likes me, so it would be weird/hard for me to lose her as a friend.

forget about both of them, hire a prostitute.and say you did it because they're both fugly bitches.

OP, judging by your inability to find an easy solution to this easy situation, your best bet would be to follow this guys advice, because God knows, you're going to fuck it up anyway, it might aswell be funny.

And tape their facial expressions, and post it here? lol that would work, but i dont want to be known as the person who got herpes cause he couldnt get anything from anyone else except a prostitute, nope. And samantha might be a better bet, she'll let me do anything to her, whilst jackie doesnt like certain things that i'd want (ANAL) lol

Whatever the fuck you do kid, no skin off my back. You can listen or not. Your life, your choice, your consequences.

Its pretty simple. Some plain truths you need to remember here:

You shouldnt take advantage of people.

You should be true and sincere to people.

You should be true to yourself.

If you keep those things in mind it shouldnt be all that difficult.

And for the love of all that is sane, use protection. I really don't want you idiots breeding.

Threesome???

three some :) btw if they are both alrdy having sex...... idk seems weird to want to be another notch in there belts

Right, here's how you play your games.

Txt J or S (or whatever one you want to fuck) and say if you don't come round tonight, I'll fuck S. Simple.

Right, here's how you play your games.

Txt both J AND S and say if you don't come round tonight, I'll fuck S. Simple.

Fixed for threesome.

hell yea, i like the idea of a threesome, but they hate eachother lol. I'll try what Zero said, and if i that doesnt work, fuck it, im going to get them drunk/drugged up, and do whatever i want with both of them. :D

Aaaaaand I'm proven right. Sadly.

Aaaaaand I'm proven right. Sadly.

I know, he's an idiot.
You're advice is what I would have given him too, but some people think "I NEED to shed that virginity now".

What would be funny is if he met the girl of his dreams and she didn't marry him because he lost his V card.
Sadly, you're right though :(

Truth, it's called a joke, i wouldnt ever rape/take advantage of any girl when their fucked up, and all my friends that are girls know that, that's why they would trust getting drunk with me. Plus, if i really was going to rape/take advantage of a girl, i dont think i would have the balls to do so lol.

And plus, ive been waiting 18 years to find "the one", and no luck. Ive skipped many, many oppurtunites on losing it, because of the thought of findind her, but that shit didnt work, so fuck that now.

lie don't tell them
seriously you're a dumbass.

Fuck both

its actually because your now permanently stuck in gaywad zone( more commonly known as friend zone)

I fucking hate the friend zone, the other girl i like (Summer) knows i like her and want to go out and shit, but she sees me as only a friend! What jokes life plays on you lol.

lie don't tell them
seriously you're a dumbass.

Fuck both

That's why i was also asking how do you fake being a virgin while having sex? Wouldn't that be kinda hard? especially if they're both experienced.

That's why i was also asking how do you fake being a virgin while having sex? Wouldn't that be kinda hard? especially if they're both experienced.

The best way to fake being a virgin is to make sure you ejaculate before even penetrating her.

Not sure that helps your case though. :D

HA HA HA...That might be a little hard for me, since both of them are more for the actual sex instead of foreplay. Plus, ive gone like 1hr 45mins without ejaculating while getting head, she sucked! (no pun intended).

I'll try something this weekend, hopefully this will work out well, i'll be back on here posting the results on sunday, so dont expect me to reply to your posts during tomorrow, or saturday.

That's why i was also asking how do you fake being a virgin while having sex? Wouldn't that be kinda hard? especially if they're both experienced.
Put on condom.
Stick it in her ?

stop overcomplicating it.

you were born to do it.

bastard, you know how much it hurts to shoot rice out of your nose?

i loled hard

incomprehensible bullshit

Full stops (english, motherfucker. do you speak it?).

Also, what the fuck is the point in abbreviating their names in some clandestine little code, when the FUCKING FILENAMES OF THE PHOTOS ARE JACKIE AND SAMANTHA???


I'm ashamed to be part of the same species as you, you absolute fucking retard.

Then kill yourself, wont have that little problem anymore will you?

Look, dude, i was 18 and a virgin. You know what I would have fucked to get rid of my "Vcard"? ANYONE WHO MADE THE GRADE.

THERE IS NO "ONE". THERE IS NO RIGHT MOMENT. YOU WILL SUCK, IT WILL BE OVER VERY SOON IF YOU ARE NOT VERY DRUNK.

You understand that in four years you will be in a very different place in your life. Unless you feel like marying 'J' you have to accept that your feelings, undevelopend and uncontrolled in the romantic department, will in all liklyhood seem quaint to you not to long from now.

You strike me as taking this too seriously. this isn't marrage, this is your first fuck and your first attempt at a relationship. your first, in all probibility DISASTERIOUS attempt at a relationship. we learn by falling down and getting up. So even though I can't tell you to not take all this shit so seriously, because it is only by taking it seriously and getting it all fucked up one way or the other, by crying and laughing and daring to hope for something that just cannot happen, that you will learn to not take this shit so seriously, I tell you now, don't take this shit so seriously.

Take 'S'. I can guarentee that as soon as your hitting that, you won't give a fuck about 'J'. The hormones will take over. Post the vcard, practice safe enyoyable sex, and enjoy your teen fling while it lasts. You'll get to have as many flings as you like, but having a few while your still a teen is a real jewel for your emotional travel bag.

Thank you very much Jadoaus, I enjoyed that post alot, it was very inspiring. I can not say i havent been in any meaningful relationships or anything, it's just that i havent fucked any of my girlfriends. I guess it's not THAT big of a deal if I've lived with it until now, but still, the PRESSURE! And whenever i ask Samantha if she wants to come down to "hang" or anything, she'll always say she cant, or she doesnt want to, so it's pretty damn confusing. But thank you.