A girl i shagged is having stomach pains, a bloated stomach and shes hungry all the time. I cummed in her, shes not on the pill and she doesn't know i cummed in her.

This was about 4 weeks ago...what are the chances shes pregnant/what the fuck do i do?

How does she not know you shot your load in her?

Also, what the fuck do you think you should do? Go to Walmart and snag a pregnancy test.

If she honestly doesn't know, in which case I'm sad for her, tell her.

But, she could just be gassy?

Let's see... you cummed in a girl without birth control. Odds are she's pregnant. Tell her before she figures it out herself and you basically ruin her life with an unwanted child.

Also, what the fuck do you think you should do? Go to Walmart and snag a coat hanger.

Fixed.

mmm, i would rather just be like "no how can it be me who made you pregnant i didn't even cum in you" and then just tell her to get an abortion..

I hope she really isn't pregnant. You really shouldn't reproduce.

Tell her she might be pregnant. Man up.

Ask your dad to buy a pregnancy test, then start stealing for both yourself, your fifteen year old girlfriend and your child.

You've already procrastinated a bit much. You might as well just never tell her. I'm sure she'll never put the two together.

First of all, 4 weeks ago, she wouldn't be showing these sorts of symptoms yet. At most, she'd be a little nauseous. Not showing any bump yet.

Secondly it's entirely possible to get pregnant even with pulling out. BUT if you enlighten her to this possiblity she may want to start using condoms, sooo..... dunno if you want to go down that road. I guess depends which sounds more painful to you.

Honestly if I were you, I'd plead ignorance and lack of self control.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, but it was too good and I just did, and I didn't want to tell you and freak you out over nothing, but maybe you should take a test just in case, because this is really worrying me. And I'll never do it again, yada yada yada...."

Oh and also, are you sure she doesn't know that you did? Because I really don't know how the hell it is possible to have a man come inside you and not know?

consider adoption

erm, well i dont really remember what i was going to say now. Erm, to xoombie, why should i not be allowed to reproduce? Everyone makes mistakes.

what the fuck do i do?

hire a private investigator to check her out, then get angry when he falls for her, then go down there with your friend (who also secretly loves her), then charm her with your signature brand of goofy humour.

Cos.... There's just something about mary...

hire a private investigator to check her out, then get angry when he falls for her, then go down there with your friend (who also secretly loves her), then charm her with your signature brand of goofy humour.

Cos.... There's just something about mary...

this sounds like a pretty easy route

this sounds like a pretty easy route

You won't be saying that when you get your pork-sword stuck in your zip.

(that screws with the chronology of the plot somewhat, but bear with me).

You won't be saying that when you get your pork-sword stuck in your zip.

(that screws with the chronology of the plot somewhat, but bear with me).

ok i think i understand, so i put my penis into a zip and then shes not pregnant anymore?

ok i think i understand, so i put my penis into a zip and then shes not pregnant anymore?
Well, if you do it right, you won't have to worry about this kind of problem any more...

Kick her down some steps and hope for the best.

How does she not know you shot your load in her?
I'm still wondering about this.