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Now I'm not saying I am/was giddy like a schoolgirl, but hell, I honestly thought that I would never man-up enough to get anywhere with anychick

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For TL/DR : scroll down and look for bold.

Now I'm not saying I am/was giddy like a schoolgirl, but hell, I honestly thought that I would never man-up enough to get anywhere with anychick.
For the longest time, I could never "make a move" on a girl out of, I don't know, being to fucking nice? Respect? no wait... over respect? whatev. point is, I just realized that if she wants it, she won't say stop, and she doesn't she will and I'll apologize I guess. It was hard at first to more or less let go, but when I did, things became a helluva lot less akward and completely easier.

Storytime

A girl I haven't seen in a while calls me up and says we should hang, and so I invite her over under the pretenses of just chilling with a cool friend.
lies. I like this chick, but not enough to really want a relationship, which is cool, because I later came to find that she doesn't want one either.
Anyway, she comes over, movie screen turn on, insert pizza, lights go off, big blanket over the both of us.
Now NORMALLY, I'll be nice and shit and not sit right next to them on my couch because I guess I thought if they wanted me to sit next to them they'd sit next to me(trust me when I say, I really over think things, and as a result never make a move(cowardice?)). Anyway I sit next to her, she looks, I look, she initiates cuddle/holding time( I've always fucking liked cuddletime), movie starts, my hand starts, her hand starts. Five min into the movie... the tv could as well have been off or broken.... preferably off.
She's the kinda girl that wants you to make the first move, which is normally where I fail terribly... but as I said, I was feeling particularly balsy and in the mode to change up my streak as a result of recent failure (read other threads in S&A). I'm glad I did. Things went slow partly in fact to me wanting to take my time and make her want it and partly due to inexperience in feeling up a girl. So things pick up, her panties come off ( yes through her jeans), I tell her to get comfy, and began to give her oral. I damed near poked myself in the eye at this point. Now, I don't know why, but I've always found oral to be a big turn on... quite honestly, I love it... even though this was only my second time doing it... but hell, i was apparently doing something fucking right. There's now a stain on my couch, that I'm afraid won't come out and I have red scratches all on my fucking back. If memory serves, I gave her about... five oral sessions throughout her stay: three last night, and two this morning.
We didn't even have sex, which I kinda wanted to, but didn't really want to anyway. Hell, based on her reactions, we didn't even need to have sex. Seems like my hands and mouth are better than I give 'em credit for( blame being a pianist, massage therapist, and being obsessed with giving a girl oral to the point of reading a guide or two). Dudes, seriously, I couldn't be happier. I mean, our feelings for each other are mutual... I don't want a gf, she doesn't want a bf, we can enjoy each other with no strings attached.
Originally I didn't think I could have sex with someone and NOT feel any attachment to them, but I technically didn't have sex. Oddly enough, I found myself "minijizzing?" whilst giving her oral such that when we would grind in-between ( i kept my jockey brand briefs on{omfg they're comfy} ), I didn't quite have a boner ( heavy but not hard). Is that weird? I know that you can toss out pre-seminal lubricant, but that shouldn't decrease the likelihood of boner-stage reaching capabilities, right? Anyway, I did my best to find her graf, but wasn't sure, but I was pretty sure after feeling this sorta sticky fluid around my fingers when I would pull them out, and saw 'chick-jizz' all around her vag. hawt stuff. nuff said. Each time was better than the last, with the last time of last night, and last of the morning being, by far, the best. Her back arched, she screamed, creamed, and scratched me all to hell.

Question: just how do you nicely ask a girl to NOT scratch you while she's enjoying your services? I mean, I know it's somewhat innate... or rather... hell, I don't know, her 'thing', but damn.... kinda hurt. I guess I should consider them as medals or something. All in all, my weekend was great. Thanks for all the advice and putting up with my dumbass. :)


TL/DR

After failing and battling my nerves, I've finally figured out how this shit works.
I tested my newfound discovery on a girl that I'm attracted to, but aren't obligated to court.
We get naked, things happen( not coitus), get good, better, and I realize that I've got skill. But there's always room for improvement.
We didn't have sex( not to brag, but she was practically begging for it) because I :
A. Didn't know how long I'd last, and didn't want to ruin things ( i could've done a decent job, i suppose.)
B. Was probably doing a better job with my tongue and fingers than my dick could
C. Can't have sex with someone without being feeling attachment(i know, I know.. kinda odd), and don't really feel that way for this girl
It's mostly because of reason 'C'. That and it takes some work to get it up for someone that I'm not emotionally hungering for. what's wrong with me?

My questions are:
1.Why the hell did I loose my boner, when I would fire off warning shots of pre-seminal lube?
2.Do any of the fellas feel the way I do about not having sex?
3.Was it kind of a dick thing to do to not have sex with her, even though she really wanted to? I mean, later on she admitted that me giving oral was
much better than any sex she's had, but she likes the feeling of a dick inside her. And if I did have sex with her, I prolly would've screwed up.. sure I could insert, cum, pull out, and keep eating her, but to me, that's not fun.
4. Do any of you fellows prefer eating a girl out over actually having sex? Even if I could last and last all night, I'd still prefer eating her.

Even for TL/DR maybe that was a tad long, so if such is the case... my bad.
I'm feeling pretty good, and really need some sleep.

Another thing.
There are stains on my couch. Not a whole lot, but clearly visible, and clearly not food product. Ideas for cleaning? I just don't know if chick-jizz has protein like semen does. if it does, I shouldn't use hot water right? or I could be totally off.

Use Resolve carpet cleaner for the stains.

Also, you didn't fuck her. Fail. Next time put a condom on and stick it in. The only way to get good at sex is to practice. If you're willing to analyze what you're doing and see what needs improvement she'll love fucking you. Buy some condoms at walmart or wherever, I recommend Durex Her Sensation or Durex Extra Sensitive. Go to www.condomdepot.com and learn about condoms. Don't use condoms with spermicidal lube, either. They can cause UTIs for girls and they're no more effective at preventing pregnancy than regular condoms.

Stop thinking and fuck her. You'll regret it if you pass up this opportunity. Plus, she'll stop being physical with you if you dont' fuck her. She'll get bored and move on.

no fuck=fail

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A girl I haven't seen in a while calls me up and says we should hang

Winner!

8sigh8

really? fail? I'm thinking win, if I may be so bold.
I mean, sure, I WANT to have sex, and would rather enjoy it, but I just really didn't want to with this girl.
Now as for the subject of my previous few threads in here, I would certainly fuck/make love to/with.



Stop thinking and fuck her. You'll regret it if you pass up this opportunity. Plus, she'll stop being physical with you if you dont' fuck her. She'll get bored and move on.

Fanglekai

no fuck=fail
jewishnazi


I admit that I probably should have fucked her.
This I see.
But I don't get how I fail.
Based on her, I was the best fuck she never had.
And we both got our jollies out of the experience ( some more so than others).
I don't mean to be ungrateful or bitchy, but I don't get it. :(
Felt/Feels like a win to me.

8sigh8

I mean, sure, I WANT to have sex, and would rather enjoy it, but I just really didn't want to with this girl.

Closet poof. You don't have to kid yourself. In this day and age ass-tickling is pretty well accepted. There's even special bars for your kind, with bottles of poppers and everything. Good luck.

Based on her, I was the best fuck she never had.

Hilarious. The best fuck she never had. Call her up and fuck her next time. Stop thinking about it, just do it.

Also, you didn't get your jollies off if she didn't suck your dick. You went down on her, what'd she do for you? Nothing.

you got used for oral sex.

This. What the fuck did you get out of it? I mean you didn't even get your dick sucked.

is this a joke, u fucking pussy!

Wait, what? You give her oral five times and she doesn't go down on you once? You got screwed on that one.

Based on her, I was the best fuck she never had.

Now how can that be possible if you didn't fuck?

Now how can that be possible if you didn't fuck?

"never"

If you actually talk the way you type, you deserve to be slapped.

damn damn damn guys!
So I'm more a giver than a taker ( it's my nature, I suppose).
Didn't yall read? I didn't really want to screw her, due to previously mentioned reasons ( which nobody's touched on btw), but I kinda sorta did want to.
But as I said, I guess I 'mini-came' while giving her oral which mad it difficult to crack a boner on command. I enjoy giving oral.. what else can I say?
The sight and sounds of her writhing, and breathing heavily from my sensuous strokes really does it for me, dammit.

So why not a pbj ( pleasurable blow job), you ask? Well kids, that's just it.
I've had about *counts fingers and toes* four bj's... bj's... not pbj's. Each one of the chicks either had never given one before, or had never given one before. so it sucked... or rather they're sucking sucked. I've gotten used to the idea of at least 90% of the chicks have no idea what to do. You'd think it be easy right?
Don't talk just wrap lips around provided dick, add suction, move head up and down, move hand up and down, close eyes, and wait for the surprise. but no.
So I guess you could say, nah.. I'm telling you to say (bad joke) that I've gotten used to the idea of not getting, and therefore not asking for a pbj.

Would yall take a shitty bj rather than none at all?

Give me some credit, damnit!
I worked the magic I didn't know I had, and now she's hooked (so it would seem).
The only thing I think I'd have to worry about would be her wanting to hang around all the time, and be clingy....

you provide me with so much lulz.

promise to stay here forever? :(

Give her EAS!

TL/DR

After failing and battling my nerves, I've finally figured out how this shit works.
I tested my newfound discovery on a girl that I'm attracted to, but aren't obligated to court.
We get naked, things happen( not coitus), get good, better, and I realize that I've got skill. But there's always room for improvement.
We didn't have sex( not to brag, but she was practically begging for it) because I :
A. Didn't know how long I'd last, and didn't want to ruin things ( i could've done a decent job, i suppose.)
B. Was probably doing a better job with my tongue and fingers than my dick could
C. Can't have sex with someone without being feeling attachment(i know, I know.. kinda odd), and don't really feel that way for this girl
It's mostly because of reason 'C'. That and it takes some work to get it up for someone that I'm not emotionally hungering for. what's wrong with me?

Even for TL/DR maybe that was a tad long, so if such is the case... my bad.
I'm feeling pretty good, and really need some sleep.

yes, your tl/dr was tl/dr

You best be trollin boy!

I would laugh at you if i thought you were trolling. This is just depressing though. Shag her. Now. Ring her up and tell her she owes you some rough steamy sex. GO.

This, he is making me want to bang my head against the wall for being able to identify with him.

thought there was a rule against "i got laid" threads