In this thread, we post the most entertaining reads found on Erowid's experiences vault.
The categories for a good read include:

The quality of the actual events that occur.

Reporter's overall ability to describe the events that occurred and their emotions felt at the time- all the while utilizing necessary language, structure and form.

Reporter's ability to create vivid imagery.

The overall level of entertainment and fulfillment received during and after the read.


Here is a quick example of which i believe satisfies the above criteria:

A deliciously terrifying Datura read- it frankly disturbed the shit out of me:
The Terror of Enlightenment.
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=14477

I will now go forth and search for a large amount of good 'uns for the next few hours and update this thread with various thrillers and chillers that i believe satisfy the set criteria. I hope to receive good input from various contributers- perhaps some of these experiences are your own(!)

For teh nubs- navigate your way through Erowid's experiences with this useful link right here:
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp_list.shtml

I personally think most of Erowid's users are compulsive liars tbh.

Of course not all but most of the experiences in (any category) are OVERexaggerated like they remember every little fact and detail, did this and that.

I would never donate to erowid.

I agree that most of the shit on erowid, experience wise, is suspect. I however, will be submitting a massive MDPV experience report, and I plan on making it the most in depth and comprehensive report on it to date, since everything I've found has been simply random forum chatter.

Well if all these amazingly spiritual and godly trips i'm reading are actually just the overexaggerated, nonsensical ramblings of some stupid teenager who just huffed raid instead of ingesting the stated mass amounts of DMT..
I'll be really, really pissed off.

Yeah I know what you mean. There's some good quality ones but most are like that I guess it depends on what your looking for. OP that was a good read nice find.

a massive MDPV experience report, and I plan on making it the most in depth and comprehensive report .

Thank god for the submitting of something with substance.

Stupid Noob: Will be looking forward to the report, im sure it'll be a great read.

voodoonirvana: For sure, not ALL of them but some seem just too...good.

To the OP:

I forgot to mention that I was looking at the Datura vault probably an hour before you posted. Im surprised how gullible people are when it comes to anything that can get them high and how they will take it at ANY time, any setting. Annoys the heck out of me.

This experience puts me to shame- and i've only been on the odd binge..[Methamphetamine]
Grotesque Physical Effects of Long-Term Use
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=36054
Satisfying read.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=26233
Substantial read- the positives of Meth use.


Mad Salvia read:
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=31985
All of a sudden I was thrown into one of the hexagonal blocks, looking upward and seeing a projection of some Asian woman's life
LOLWUT?

Holy shit datura is a fucking BEASSTTT

Yes.
The posted Datura experience is seriously, seriously fucked up, guys.
I highly suggest giving it a read.

take it at ANY time, any setting.
I am a big fan of dosing psychedelics at random, and in strange places just to see my own reaction. I tend to be a limit pusher, and if that means eating 3 hits of acid on a whim, fuck it, because I always learn from it, and always come out a stronger better person for it.

That datura experience was wild
I liked the Salvia one too.

Did the guy on datura really kill the fucking cat? He made that unclear.

I think we'll never know.

good idea for a thread.

on whether the trip reports are bullshit or not i think reader discretion is advised; ive read alot on erowid and i think the majority are true, there's lots of detail, finite little points that people dont tend to describe when they're bullshitting. i agree there's probably a fair amount of exageration but outright bullshitting no.

Among several things wrong with this thread is the fact that we don't do the: In This Thread... bullshit here...