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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-08, 22:01
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
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Default Fantasy Thread V.2

Alright in an attempt to stir up S & A again Iam brining back some of the threads that were lgreat when I first joined Totse. Iam working on setting up an anonymous email of sorts to send this in but if your not bashful and have the balls to post feel free to. If not if jackketch would be so kind to show me how to show me how to use anonymous post if would be much appreciated.

So the question is;

a) What is ur deepest most darkest fantasy


Feel free to post
 #2 
Old 2008-11-08, 23:17
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Niggerland: Land of the Negroe
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two chicks at the same time
 #3 
Old 2008-11-09, 00:15
samguy700 samguy700 is offline
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i m gonna pospone this until i find out how to unse anonymous osting thing
 #4 
Old 2008-11-09, 00:38
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longyearbyen
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Originally Posted by Kleenex
two chicks at the same time


This. Really.

And not just a one time threesome sort of thing, I want a committed relationship with two women who love each other just as much as they love me.

I don't want to find my one true love, I want to find two.


-F☺rd
 #5 
Old 2008-11-09, 04:17
Osirius Osirius is offline
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Fucking a pastor's daughter. During a sermon on sexual purity. While she is wearing her promise ring.
 #6 
Old 2008-11-09, 04:20
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Fuckville
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Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.
 #7 
Old 2008-11-09, 04:21
Osirius Osirius is offline
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Originally Posted by never
Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.


Wow, you win.
 #8 
Old 2008-11-09, 05:29
Runaway_Stapler Runaway_Stapler is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by never
Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.


You must be quite flexible!
 #9 
Old 2008-11-09, 05:44
Outshined Outshined is offline
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Fucking a hot teacher.
 #10 
Old 2008-11-09, 06:00
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USA : THE BEST FUCKING COUNTRY
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You must be quite flexible!

fucking lol :D

anonymous posting: someone needs to set up an email account, they post the address here, then anonymous posters email the post and the op puts it here.
 #11 
Old 2008-11-09, 06:31
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Fuckville
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Wow, you win.

I call it celebrity or religious voyeurism, depending on how you look at it.
 #12 
Old 2008-11-09, 06:37
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Teenage attention whore.
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doing it with Meta.
 #13 
Old 2008-11-09, 07:41
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Australia
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Being a tandem master and fucking my girlfriend while she's my tandem passenger. Sex while falling towards the earth at 200+km/h, epic.

Sex in weird places. Like a thermal sleeping bag in a glacial ice cave. An empty beach in Thailand. An Oasis in Morocco.

If I find a girl willing to do these things, I will marry her.
 #14 
Old 2008-11-09, 08:57
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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I just wanna fuck a girl with absolutely no self esteem so I could just do whatever the fuck I wanted to her. Honestly, though, I don't know where i'd start if I found a girl like that. Who isn't fat. Or 16.
 #15 
Old 2008-11-09, 10:45
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Questions objections obtuse
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idk

45
 #16 
Old 2008-11-09, 22:52
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Default Re: Fantasy Thread V.2

This. Really.

And not just a one time threesome sort of thing, I want a committed relationship with two women who love each other just as much as they love me.

I don't want to find my one true love, I want to find two.


-F☺rd

I agree with you on this one, except I'm too greedy and too much of a perv to settle with two. I'd like 3-4 myself, and I'd expect to come home to lesbian orgies damn it.

As for fantasies. I'd like to fuck a random girl in a public place like a park, bus, airplane, boat, mall, wherever. There must be spectators too. It'd be even better if I was forced to fuck said girl. Two or more women in the same scenario would be even better. Crazy sex in a dungeon, with some mild torture and whatnot would be kick ass as well. A roman style orgy would be kick ass too. Reverse gang bangs for the win. I think crashing a slumber party of girls aged 16-17 would be fucking awesome too.
 #17 
Old 2008-11-10, 02:07
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2 chicks packed into my lambo speeding down the highway both licking, sucking and jacking off my dick. think that wins.

and when i say chicks i dont mean just chicks. i mean like the dimes you see and instantly revert to primal thinking.
 #18 
Old 2008-11-10, 02:25
3.14159265358979323846264 3.14159265358979323846264 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by never
Fucking a girl on the altar with Jesus on the cross directly above me, while snorting coke off her ass.


this. he stole mine.
 #19 
Old 2008-11-10, 04:11
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Mexico
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1) Elevator

2) Inside a confessionary in a church

3) A small shower filled tight with girls. Gotta love that friction.
 #20 
Old 2008-11-10, 05:18
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
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Alright if you need to google send it anonymous, its an email service for those of you too bashful to do it normally, and then send it to under.rated05@gmail.com and its a serpearet account so dont bother spamming it or adding attachements, then I will post them here for you
 #21 
Old 2008-11-10, 06:19
Doctor Negro Doctor Negro is offline
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fucking a chick from totse
 #22 
Old 2008-11-10, 07:18
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Canada
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I want to have sex on a boat.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-10, 12:31
ratbat ratbat is offline
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I will soon be 21 and was a virgin when I met my current boyfriend. I was always the "good" girl, I would never want to cheat but am still insanely curious!
My darkest fantasy would have to be an after hours scenario, at work, with my boss coming on strong. Maybe I would protest a little bit, but wouldn't be able to deny him for long.
I wonder what it would feel like to have someone older and more experienced inside me.
 #24 
Old 2008-11-10, 12:47
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Teenage attention whore.
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The only time I can successfully pull dick to nothing but fantasy alone is when I think about doing it with a guy and a girl at once, usually two of my friends.


Mad
 #25 
Old 2008-11-10, 13:42
pleasure_to_burnv2 pleasure_to_burnv2 is offline
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In the Georgia dome, on the 50 yard line while the dirty birds kick for three
In the DJ booth, in the back of the VIP
How bout on the beach with black sand?
In the public bathroom or in the back of a classroom
However you want it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
 #26 
Old 2008-11-10, 17:11
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Sex with another girl, or a threesome with another girl and a guy.

That's honestly the extent of my sexual deviance :(
 #27 
Old 2008-11-10, 17:15
PieGirl PieGirl is offline
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Sex with a much older man

like pensioner sex.

hoho
 #28 
Old 2008-11-10, 17:39
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
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Sex with another girl, or a threesome with another girl and a guy.

That's honestly the extend of my sexual deviance :(

Wonderful Iam probably close to you in Canada and I have a bisexual girlfriend =)
 #29 
Old 2008-11-10, 17:47
andeanbr andeanbr is offline
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This. Really.

And not just a one time threesome sort of thing, I want a committed relationship with two women who love each other just as much as they love me.

I don't want to find my one true love, I want to find two.


-F☺rd

I can relate to this as a girl and would love the opposite. However, I don't think a man exists that is confident enough with himself to tolerate such a thing. Damn testosterone - a blessing and a curse?

Can't we all just love one another? :D
 #30 
Old 2008-11-10, 18:07
nor`easter nor`easter is offline
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Blown on waterskis.

Talent AND Pleasure.
 #31 
Old 2008-11-11, 01:50
Outshined Outshined is offline
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A sex slave type of thing would be awesome too.
 #32 
Old 2008-11-11, 01:57
GnosisX GnosisX is offline
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Originally Posted by Outshined
A sex slave type of thing would be awesome too.


I completely agree.
 #33 
Old 2008-11-13, 03:12
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I want to fuck a headcrab.
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/5/54/Headcrab.jpg
 #34 
Old 2008-11-13, 04:10
en dot com en dot com is offline
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watch my wife have sex with the devil
 #35 
Old 2008-11-13, 04:15
pink smoke pink smoke is offline
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I don't know about you bitches, but my sexual fantasies are fulfilled by my boyfriend.

Guess I got lucky.
 #36 
Old 2008-11-13, 04:23
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Sex with a gorgeous, experienced man on a nice, delightful bed. I want to be fucked from behind while my hands are tied up.
 #37 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:15
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Groovy.
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My darkest fantasy would have to be an after hours scenario, at work, with my boss coming on strong. Maybe I would protest a little bit, but wouldn't be able to deny him for long.

When people say they have these kind of fantasies, I've always wondered - if, say, one day you stayed after hours and your boss did start "coming on strong", ignoring your "protesting a little bit". Would you actually get into it? Or would you call for help? Or would you get into it and then charge him with rape?
 #38 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:35
The Chip Shop Guy The Chip Shop Guy is offline
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When people say they have these kind of fantasies, I've always wondered - if, say, one day you stayed after hours and your boss did start "coming on strong", ignoring your "protesting a little bit". Would you actually get into it? Or would you call for help? Or would you get into it and then charge him with rape?

You're someone's boss aren't you?
 #39 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:39
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Groovy.
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You're someone's boss aren't you?

I'm Jeff Hunter actually, the boss of all totseans.
 #40 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:44
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Australia
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I'm Jeff Hunter actually, the boss of all totseans.

Do you think the real Jeff Hunter makes those same jokes on his posting accounts?
 #41 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:44
2007/08 is really GAY 2007/08 is really GAY is offline
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Fuck every hot bitches in the world. Without getting aids/hiv though.

Having sex with all of them at same time in paradise, eden, fantasy places.

B-BlowJobs feels gooooooooood!!
 #42 
Old 2008-11-13, 18:50
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Groovy.
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Do you think the real Jeff Hunter makes those same jokes on his posting accounts?

I know I would.
 #43 
Old 2008-11-15, 04:00
ratbat ratbat is offline
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Default Re: Fantasy Thread V.2

When people say they have these kind of fantasies, I've always wondered - if, say, one day you stayed after hours and your boss did start "coming on strong", ignoring your "protesting a little bit". Would you actually get into it? Or would you call for help? Or would you get into it and then charge him with rape?

If I were single I would totally get into it, but prior committments come first. That's why "fantasy" is all that it is. :)

Although one can never say for certain what may happen in a situation until it happens.
 #44 
Old 2008-11-15, 04:08
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Australia
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Oh I also just thought of another one: I'd love to be a girl for a day and just have heaps of lesbian sex with the girlfriend. Pour cream over our bodies, eat strawberries, etc. I had this exact dream once and it was intense. Felt a female orgasm and it felt like a massive build up where you had to pee, but just let go. Since then, always been curious.

So I guess throw in be a girl for a day. Yeah.
 #45 
Old 2008-11-15, 12:16
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Groovy.
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and it felt like a massive build up where you had to pee, but just let go.

Having that in dreams is very dangerous.
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Old 2008-11-15, 13:07
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North-West England
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You're someone's boss aren't you?

I'm not even gonna start about the extent of your sexual deviance. Mad
 #47 
Old 2008-11-15, 16:09
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Australia
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Having that in dreams is very dangerous.

Ever had a dream where you were taking a slash? Even more dangerous. Especially when drunk. *ashamed*
 #48 
Old 2008-11-16, 20:23
ratbat ratbat is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by arquin
Oh I also just thought of another one: I'd love to be a girl for a day and just have heaps of lesbian sex with the girlfriend. Pour cream over our bodies, eat strawberries, etc. I had this exact dream once and it was intense. Felt a female orgasm and it felt like a massive build up where you had to pee, but just let go. Since then, always been curious.

So I guess throw in be a girl for a day. Yeah.


Speaking as a girl, who has been with a girl, if you can find a skilled man the pleasure is much better. And then you can go to sleep afterwards instead of talking and cuddling.
 
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