I'm not even that ugly! I've been so close so many times - Just like the 40 year old virgin. Sigh... 20 and never been kissed. :(

Get off the computer you fugly bastard.

Aww :(

Well I guess spending all that time making comics couldn't have helped :(

The comics make me lol so fucking hard btw :o

Just ask out any pretty girl that walks past you. Eventually one will say yes. Assuming that you don't look like Jared from Subway with a habit for storing cut up bodies in your freezer.

Step 1:
Get off the computer you fugly bastard.

Sitting on TOTSE ain't gonna get you a chick. Go out and fucking talk to them, little man.

second that, go to a place like your local gym, or walmart, or whatever. sex the girls all up in the vag! YEAHH

let this vdeo sooth your aching balls. catch the mainia
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91bcKEZMaQ

1) Get a job
2) After office with coworkers
3) Get drunk
4) Hit on a female coworker
5) ????????
6) Losses( These things almost never work)

Get some friends first. Learn some social skills. Oh and, www.becomeaplayer.com

No, the 40 year old virgin got several chicks into bed, he just fucked it up after that. If you've been "so close so many times" then you're also fucking it up, but early. Kinda like a premature premature ejaculator.

Start saving now. Hookers can become quite expensive.

Also, they charge extra for that whole kissing on the mouth thing.

so whos fault is this? dont ask totse for advice. thats a reason you dont have a gf

Also, they charge extra for that whole kissing on the mouth thing.

Don't do this unless you have had your tetnis shot.

I can attest to this.

I have seen OP's pic and he's pretty hot. No reason he can't find a woman.

I can attest to this.

I have seen OP's pic and he's pretty hot. No reason he can't find a woman.

Aren't you 29?

Aren't you a virgin?

Don't you live with your mom?

Have you ever even kissed someone?

OP is pretty much a success story compared to you ;)

Aren't you 29?

Aren't you a virgin?

Don't you live with your mom?

Have you ever even kissed someone?

OP is pretty much a success story compared to you ;)

Can't you read? I never said he was a failure. In fact, what I said in my post was that he should be able to find a girl.

Lern2read, cunt

Can't you read? I never said he was a failure. In fact, what I said in my post was that he should be able to find a girl.

Lern2read, cunt

lol wan is a 29yr old virgin asian who lives with her mommy and has never kissed anyone but mommy

I'm a white boi in case your interested
;)

lol wan is a 29yr old virgin asian who lives with her mommy and has never kissed anyone but mommy

I'm a white boi in case your interested
;)

yo, joe, barrow the paper sack.
trust me.

Truth.

Can't you read? I never said he was a failure. In fact, what I said in my post was that he should be able to find a girl.

Lern2read, cunt

You misunderstand, I wasn't implying you said anything about him being a failure. Merely using you as an example of how much worse he could have it.

so

wut?

Dude your comics (spesh season 1) were really funny.

And they WERE funny because they were inside jokes to totse, but dude, imagine if you could do that to like political issues and the such.

There's a career!

hey dont get discouraged, i am 19 and just now have my first girlfriend...and its going absolutely AMAZING. It literally could not be going much better. My only advice is to take your time. I was talking to my girl for a month before we kissed, but after that things took off like wildfire. Take the chance, trust me, its worth it.

Sorry man, but I just had to laugh at this.

Sorry man, but I just had to laugh at this.

What's so laughable about that? Or were you just being uncontrollably cunt-like, as you are wont to be?

Seriously cunt, you are repulsive. Try shutting the fuck up please.

What's so laughable about that? Or were you just being uncontrollably cunt-like, as you are wont to be?

Seriously cunt, you are repulsive. Try shutting the fuck up please.

WAN, what do you think of the totse comics I made about you!!!

WAN, what do you think of the totse comics I made about you!!!

haha! did you make some more new ones about me?

The old ones were awesome! I loled so much!!

haha! did you make some more new ones about me?

The old ones were awesome! I kept laughing so much!!

lol!!! Yay! No not yet but I will.

WAN can you do me a fav? Add me on marijuana_man@live.com and we'll talk.

lol!!! Yay! No not yet but I will.

WAN can you do me a fav? Add me on marijuana_man@live.com and we'll talk.

ok added

Im 20 and I aint gonna knock no one because i used to get with a girl or get pussy very rarely in high school i was really nervous around girls and would only take the ones that came to me i remember thinking dont be a pussy this is a good chance get ur shit together. Everytime i did something with a girl whether make out with them or fuck them, get a blowjob etc. it got me more confident, ive had friends that got alot of girls and i wasnt really getting them. I looked at what they were doing and tried doing what they did. Then about 1-2 years ago i started really putting myself out there, looking for girls putting on a false front of confidence. I did alot of self improvement, got better clothes, got my social skills up got less shy. I just hit on as many girls as i could and got the mentality that there a dime a dozen and i dont care if i get rejected. Within the past year ive gotten with many girls never go out with them fucked a good amount, always have girls interested in me now. I never been more confident in my life. Now when i see a girl i look act confident and cocky, talk to as many girls as possible, look at whats wrong with them and if i see something i want i try. I also got alot more girls approaching me now since ive done all this self improvement. Back in the day girls used to play me now i play them, i feel like i just finally figured it out and i think im just gonna keep getting more and more girls. Its not hard once you realize your better than them.

HAVE FUCKING CONFIDENCE

I'm 19 and have never been anywhere near close, ever, and will almost certainly be in the same situation in a few months. Mostly because I don't really care enough to put any effort into it. Same reason I don't play Counterstrike; it could be fun, if people who have been playing all the time for years didn't just headshot you before you even see them. Might as well just go do something else rather than continuously be waiting to respawn until you finally get good enough.

No bullshit, just do stuff and talk to people. Eventually somethng will happen.

working out regularly really helps boost confidence, plus it makes you look better. do that itll help you get with the ladies.

This basically. Save the counterstrike part; I just don't care.

"It's not that girls don't like me, it's just that I'm not interested. I don't care."

Is the most frequently used excuse by people who have never had a relationship/kissed a girl.

You care. It's humiliating, lonely and it's tearing you up inside. That is okay, but just don't bullshit about it. You aren't kidding anyone.

Go to places that you think you could meet someone you are actually interested. I don't think for your first gf/kiss whatever you want some random slut with every STD under the medical dictionary. Try quirky random places you think you'd enjoy going or regularly meeting someone at. Coffee Clubs, Bookstores, Cafe's etc.

What type of girl are you interested in Enter2?

Physically wise?
Personality;Traits etc?

This is Enter2 - Under my original account. I want a girl like Catallina (Sp?) from My Name Is Earl. I'm in love with her so much. :(

I don't actually know her. I'll google her.

What are you like as a person. : )

Insecure, shy and perverted. But I try to be good...

sorry mate but i think you haven't quite figured it out yet, oh man of Kali!

lol

A month before you kissed? She must think you're the biggest pussy

lol

A month before you kissed? She must think you're the biggest pussy

Oh my God yes. Girls do not want to take it slow. Not even the shyest ones.

Oh my God yes. Girls do not want to take it slow. Not even the shyest ones.

Lawl I can tell from what he said, he must have a tiny penis to have that little sexual confidence.

You fail at life. Suicide is the only viable option.

And by that i mean if you put yourself and some alcohol and some girls in the proximity of each other, it's only a matter of time. Assuming you have some social skills and don't look completely unattractive.

dont worry about man I was 25 before i lost my virginty and ever since then Its been on but I finally found the one im going to be with shes pregnant and life is good my addvise is to quit trying get some girlfri fri that are girls and paly it from there

You don't know what you're talking about. You can only be humiliated if you judge yourself on the standards of others, you can only be lonely if you're suffering withdrawal from closeness. We're all interested in other people in some way, curious about the things we aren't familiar with, but you'd have to be incredibly impressionable for the lack of something you've never even had to be "tearing you up inside".

There's no need to be melodramatic about this shit. Life goes on. To be hung up on something like that for years on end is ridiculous, and to move past the "woe is me" mentality is not bullshit.

sorry mate but i think you haven't quite figured it out yet, oh man of Kali!

i think i did i always got a girl im messing with or multiple, always got mad prospects up and always know sluts i could always call. thats another thing if your a virgin just fuck a really slutty girl your first time thats what i did these tramps aint hard to find.

thats another thing if your a virgin just fuck a really slutty girl your first time thats what i did these tramps aint hard to find.

No the first one should be memorable, then fuck all the fat/ugly chicks you want. You're always gonna remember the first one though.

See what will happen to you if you don't start having sex soon!?

I'm 20 I've had more girlfriends than I can count at the moment, but it is definitely less than 20. I banged 5 (easily could be more) girls and only kissed ~40. Totse, what is wrong with me?

btw last time I kissed a new/different girl was saturday night.....its been a few months since i got laid tho :(

I've had more girlfriends than I can count at the moment, but it is definitely less than 20. (

You can't count to 20?

I'm 20 I've had more girlfriends than I can count at the moment, but it is definitely less than 20. I banged 5 (easily could be more) girls and only kissed ~40.

Totse, what is wrong with me?

Wait so you banged 5, had less than 20, and kissed 40 of your girlfriends?

You can't do math?

This is a confusing post.

Out of 20 girlfriends(which is the highest number you can count up to) you only had sex with 5(could be higher) and out of those 20, you kissed circa 40(meaning you can't count past 20).


... dude?

I have had a "girlfriend" and I have been kissed, I just don't care about it anymore. It's not my fault that you can't experience my emotions like I do and that we have different value systems. I could easily brag about what I've done sexually because, well, it's the internet, but instead I'm honest and tell you that my value system is in stark contrast to yours (and that of S&A in general, apparently). If it makes you feel better to think that it's "tearing me up inside", then feel free to do so; I couldn't care less.

So you suck at relationships, is that what you're saying?

I have had a "girlfriend" and I have been kissed, I just don't care about it anymore. It's not my fault that you can't experience my emotions like I do and that we have different value systems. I could easily brag about what I've done sexually because, well, it's the internet, but instead I'm honest and tell you that my value system is in stark contrast to yours (and that of S&A in general, apparently). If it makes you feel better to think that it's "tearing me up inside", then feel free to do so; I couldn't care less.

Virgin.

I was 23 before I was kissed, got laid, etc so STFU you whiny little bitch.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better.

I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I whine too much. I also listen too much.

I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My friends likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

I'm like you, just a few months shy of the 20 year mark and a little farther along the path to becoming a full-blown cynic.

This is a confusing post.

Out of 20 girlfriends(which is the highest number you can count up to) you only had sex with 5(could be higher) and out of those 20, you kissed circa 40(meaning you can't count past 20).


... dude?


well i suck at english(obviously). I had 5 girlfriends in 8th grade(but i don't think that counts even though I shoved my tounge down all of their throats) . 9th/10th I didn't date anyone, but in 10th I had this huge crush on my sexy black new neighbor which never panned out(probably why i never dated in 10th). 11th I had 3 different girlfriends. 12th I had 2 girlfriends. But the last one which started in 12th grade was my most serious relationship of alllll time. I was a douch though and yes I suck at relationships.. its mostly because I just lose interest, but the last one i regret(which confuses me).

Ever since my first kiss in 8th grade I have made out with at least 40 girls, most of them being random or just drunken kisses....one time I kissed two girls at once, that was hot. I made out with 4 different girls one night(personal record).

I can obviously count passed 20, math and science are my strengths, im just not good at wording my thoughts if that makes any sense whatsoever.

Ok enough clarifying for this guy. make the 20 into 10 exactly. I think I put 20 because I had so many opportunities to have a girlfriend, but I just wasn't interested in that particular girl.




more recently though I have not been seeing much action at all(except for saturday night which i clearly remember :D). So totse remember this. You will go through many many good times, and you will also go through dry spells. That is just part of life....Only you can control the duration of each status.

well i suck at english(obviously). I had 5 girlfriends in 8th grade(but i don't think that counts even though I shoved my tounge down all of their throats) . 9th/10th I didn't date anyone, but in 10th I had this huge crush on my sexy black new neighbor which never panned out(probably why i never dated in 10th). 11th I had 3 different girlfriends. 12th I had 2 girlfriends. But the last one which started in 12th grade was my most serious relationship of alllll time. I was a douch though and yes I suck at relationships.. its mostly because I just lose interest, but the last one i regret(which confuses me).

Ever since my first kiss in 8th grade I have made out with at least 40 girls, most of them being random or just drunken kisses....one time I kissed two girls at once, that was hot. I made out with 4 different girls one night(personal record).

I can obviously count passed 20, math and science are my strengths, im just not good at wording my thoughts if that makes any sense whatsoever.

Ok enough clarifying for this guy. make the 20 into 10 exactly. I think I put 20 because I had so many opportunities to have a girlfriend, but I just wasn't interested in that particular girl.




more recently though I have not been seeing much action at all(except for saturday night which i clearly remember :D). So totse remember this. You will go through many many good times, and you will also go through dry spells. That is just part of life....Only you can control the duration of each status.

Hmm... alright.

Whatever, you didn't need to write a wall of text.

I never really understood what the whole deal of having 30 girlfriends in a 2 year span is. Seems stupid.

I mean, I speak for myself here, but a girlfriend isn't someone to fuck, it's someone to care for and to be accompanied with, no?

If I just wanted to fuck I'd just get a fuck buddy...