Background : So, I was out on melbourne cup night and looking to get laid.

I was about to seal the deal with a lovely young lady who was completely off her face...

And then - A work-mate turns up and scares her away.

Later that night I fuck his misses.


Problem : She has invited me over again, What is the right thing to do?

What did you miss Ethics 101? What part of you is telling you that it's right to continue facilitating an affair? If it's any part of you other than your dick, then maybe you could please explain how helping someone ruin their relationship is right or will even benefit you long term.

Sure, you'll get laid. Maybe you're not doing anything wrong, but knowing that you're helping her cheat should arouse some empathy in you for the guy. Even he is a dickhead, he's already got a cheating wife/girlfriend. You'll probably get your arse kicked by this guy if he finds out too. Not to mention everyone at your work thinking you're a complete scum-bag.

So yeah, go for it.

Kill yourself for being a douche nozzle.

I forgot to mention that he and his long-time partner have an open relationship... She just didnt tell him that she and I fucked... I would never intentionally participate in helping someone with an affair unless seriously off my face.

Well if they have an open relationship why would you even need to ask? Do what you want. Sure, I wouldn't because he probably still won't be psyched about it and you work with him so it will be awkward. But if you want it that much, go for it.

Might want to make sure it actually is an open relationship first though...

Might want to make sure it actually is an open relationship first though...

I'm going to assume it is... This guy fucked my Ex a while back... And he does sleep around...

I'm going to assume it is... This guy fucked my Ex a while back... And he does sleep around...

This is the sort of thing you should mention in the OP. It really does effect the advice you will get.

May as well screw her then. Why'd you need &t's help?

You filthy fucking convict. No wonder we sent you to that God-forsaken island.

Go tell your mate you and his missus did the dirty and let him beat the shit out of you for being a fucking bad mate. And sit and watch silently as he beats shit out of his missus for being a slag.

Woah woah woah...ease up on the convict talk Frenchy :D

Any way, OP here's what I gathered:

1. You buy into that Melbourne cup bullshit.
2. You went for a chick who was absolutely fucked up.
3. You failed at hooking up with her
4. You fucked a colleagues missus.
5. Now you're trying to figure out if you should fuck her again?

My answer: Why the fuck not? You sound incredibly bogan/white trash. What have you got to lose? Your dignity? Nope, you lost that ages ago.

Go for it man.

bogan

hahaha "bogan"... you guys crack me up.

dignity?

Never had it to begin with... That comes with being born in Ipswich. (If you dont live in australia/queesnland you wont understand)

And I'm not a bogan. I wear shoes. And no flannel.

Well...the other dude seems like a dickhead and there relationship sounds pretty fucked anyway....go ahead and screw her...


....just don't feel good about it, u f***** bogan :D

Hahahahahahahhahah

Never had it to begin with... That comes with being born in Ipswich. (If you dont live in australia/queesnland you wont understand)

And I'm not a bogan. I wear shoes. And no flannel.

Queenslander and bogan are generally interchangeable in my experience.

I worked at the racecourse as a bartender a year or so ago, and race days is where you see bogans in suits.
You can pick them a mile off, even in the members stand, owners box and everything people at racecourses are trashy as fuck. I felt dirty just working there.

If your hungry, eat.
If your thirsty, drink.
If your horny, have an affair.

lolz........so true :P