Wow guys... I don't even fucking know. I am sitting in a house with the sound of my sisters baby crying and life is dying as it always does in the fall. I feel like that guy in David Lynch's Eraserhead. "Everything burns."

I always knew I was "not big", i'm 6 inches with a little over 5 in circumference and a big head, it's nice to me, I have fun w/ it and always please the women im w/, or so I feel.

Anyway; I started dating this girl that is younger than me that hangs out w/ a lot of gay guys that always talk about penis size and that, and the guy she was dating for a few years as her first love had an 8 inch cock, and the last guy she was with "had to wear magnums". So she is used to larger than average cocks. She treats me really nice, like im a trophy wife or something, but a few days ago she told me her gay friend asked about my cock size and she told him size doesn't matter to her and she likes me, and then she just started talking about how most girls really care about size and how she did and how mine still satisfies her and all this shit that basically was like saying; "You are handicapped but I still love you."

Man... I mean I am used to living in the dungs but it just really made me not want to talk to her ever again and never touch her sexually ever again... I know I am a fuck up, but shit, I don't need it always thrown in my face. It just was another one of those moments when you realize you're a weirdo and unnormal because that's how you were designed to be.

If all girls care about having at least an 8 inch cock then what are all the average guys dating? Is there some average size community to join? Or some fetish community for girls that like average sized guys like there are for chubby fantasizers.

And I honestly feel different because of it, but maybe it will wear off and I will be excited around her again, talkatively speaking. I would like to talk to her about it but then she will see my insecurity about it and nothing good comes from that, I would like to forget it but I always may feel that she yearns for something more. And it wouldn't be a problem but obviously it is an issue w/ her because of the depth she went on about it.

I think she likes me because she is not used to guys treating her nicely and real. And maybe she brought it up to show me that she really does like me even though i'm not "ideal". In which case that is sweet and I shouldn't be such a fucking baby. I don't know, i'll just have to pound her really hard when we are truly alone together, and see how it goes.

I'de be pissed off if my girlfriend was talking about how big her ex boyfriends were...

Tell her you love her but you wish she had bigger breasts and a nicer ass.

My boyfriend is of average length, but over the last three years, he's gained quite a bit of weight. And for every 30 pounds you gain, you lose an inch of your penis from the new fat and whatnot. And to be honest, I love my boyfriend's penis, I don't love him in spite of it. I recognize that he's not super well endowed or anything like that, and like I said, I don't think of it as a handicap. He's still more than able to please me, and I'm sure you're more than capable of pleasing your girlfriend as well; there are really only nerves in the first few inches of the vagina anyways, so you're not gaining much except risking painful cervix-bumping by having a larger penis. Your girlfriend probably doesn't think of you as having a small penis, and her loving you in spite of it, and kind of though that she was showing that she is into you no matter where you measure up, but it really wasn't all that tactful. You really shouldn't worry about it.

Tell her you love her but you wish she had bigger breasts and a nicer ass.

This.

That's a very weird thing to tell a guy. Maybe she doesn't understand how cruel and stupid that was to say? Or maybe she does understand and doesn't care.

Either way though, in all honesty - unless you are like so small you are deformed looking, size really does not matter to most girls. So just don't worry about it.

I don't know I would assume size matters bigger is always better

The fuck?! You are average size, or a bit bigger in girth, don't sweat it man. Bigger doesn't always mean better and as long as she's pleased, don't let it get to your head. Nonetheless, you have to truly question the motives of any girl that would talk about ex's sizes and mention your size in a demeaning way. I honestly think some girls do it just to control guys, it's like saying, "hey, I could leave you for a bigger guy," knowing that men have serious issues with size. Just a thought.

or I might be overthinking it but it sounds to me that she wants you to think she's doing you a favour by still staying with you despite your "small" dick...i dont know.

In any event that wasn't a very nice thing to say. Tell her to stop compareing you to other guys.

I remember my ex had told me that her ex boyfriend was bigger than me..so I said "well, go fuck him." She said "but I'm with you" So I say "Not anymore..."

worst thing a girl can say to a guy.

BOOM!!! ha ha nice......

nice i liked that one

OP, listen to this guy.

For fuck's sake. Guys like him don't let their girlfriends treat them like shit. You do. Fucking show that bitch what for

Date girls that are not complete whores. Seriously... I dated a girl who had been with like +20 guys before and she had the loosest pussy ever.

If you are serious, leave that whore now

Tell her your former romance had better breasts/ass. If you don't have a former romance, make it up.

So you're not Ron Jeremy. Neither am I. I get the job done and that's all that counts, sunshine.

I've never had a complaint and I'm assuming you haven't either. Why think more of it?
So you're not as big as someone else? So fucking what? You make her happy and that's all that should matter.

As a matter of fact, it's probably good you're less well endowed than her gay mates are used to...Or they'd be gunning for your cock, boy. Know what I mean?!
You never know, she may have embellished a little to make sure they don't crave your sausage of love. You never know man! :D

Get over it mate. You're not porn star material. Most of us aren't. Accept it, get over it and go give your missus a fucking good Rogering to get the frustration out!

Failing that...What rock_is_dead said...Just to be mean and even the odds.

good old Sex and Afflication

if that was my GF i would 'accidently' ram my dick in her ass without lube, for telling me about her ex BFF'S cawk size.

but first make her give you sex in every hole, and right after you bust a nut in her ass, kick her to the floor and yell

GIT OUT MA HOUSE BIOTCH, YOU SLUT WHORE, WE ARE OVER!!!!

wow man you're such a pussy who gives a fuck about dick size, i wouldn't say i was big. I fucked this girl once who was dating an indian and every1 knows they have small dicks and i took the piss out of that fact and she said "what if i said his dick was bigger than yours?"...

Instead of getting all paranoid and self-conscious i replied with "i would laugh in your face!".

Well put.

Really man you have nothing to worry about. its superficial gayness.
Would you break up with your gf if she didnt have double D's? didnt think so. chill.

Drink yourself to stupidity, and call her out on it. Or, just call her out on it. The drinking is a nice effect to it though... makes you look hurt.

Say something along these lines:

"Hmm...babe, maybe you like big dicks so much because you kind of have a loose snatch? No offense or anything, but all the girls I've been with before you had much tighter pussies, and they were more than happy with me. BUUUT I STILL LUV YOU"

Then proceed to have sex with her, demean her as much as you can, and break up with her. Actually, don't dump her. See how far you can take it with fucking with her confidence.

Remind her on a regular basis that all girls before you: Had a better ass, better tits and a tighter, juicier, better tasting pussy. But also remind her that you still love her.

She's coming over tonight to spend the night. She is bringing lingerie and shit. I'm going to fuck her and not worry about where it goes, I was starting to get more involved w/ the relationship but I just won't put more of myself into it. In the first week she started talking about love and shit and being really serious and I was falling into it. I guess i'll just start being a guy instead of a pansy. She was showing all of her friends and coworkers my pictures to show off and shit, i'm not even that good looking, she does have a superficial side to her that I don't dig. But oh well, I need to stop burning things down as soon as they are almost built. I need to just not care and do.

I think the problem is not a small penis but rather that she has a big vagina.

Winnar!

This.

at least someone caught on!

Propaganda, just ignore it man and get a new chick that will fully appreciate you.

Shes foolin you and being around her gay fag friends doesnt help anything.

So big they HAD to wear magnums, a trojan will fit over your arm.... Is his dick bigger than your arm?

Proof she is fucking retarded:

ZOMG MAGNUM!
Trojan Magnum:
PRODUCT STATS

Head Width: 2.5"
Shaft Width: 2.25"
Base Width: 2"
Length: 8.12"
Thickness: 0.0027"
Lubrication: Water Based
Special Features: Reservoir Tip

Average sized condom
Trojan Her Pleasure :
PRODUCT STATS

Head Width: 2.5"
Shaft Width: 2"
Base Width: 2"
Length: 7.5"
Thickness: 0.0027"
Lubrication: Water Based
Special Features: Reservoir Tip

There's a 1/4 inch difference in the shaft width, and a little more than a half inch difference in length between a magnum condom and an average sized condom. SOOO much difference, right?

Dump that bitch.

....just wow.

I don't love him in spite of it.

Why would a small penis ever spite you? They can barely spite a bumble bee.

....just wow.

www.condomdepot.com is your friend.

Tell her you love her but you wish she had bigger breasts and a nicer ass.

lol do it