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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-07, 13:22 |
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 Making good impressions over MSN?
How do I make girls I just met on MSN love me? Note that I'm on cam when I talk to them - I'm more attractive on cam than I am in real life thanks to the bad quality, so they like to talk.
(Yes this is a real thread - Too high to type it good)
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2008-11-07, 14:06 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
out of the blue when you're just making small talk just say hey 'whats this?' and whip your huge erect pork sword out, shock them into loving you!
ftw dude seriously
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2008-11-07, 14:10 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
troll.
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#4
2008-11-07, 14:10 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
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Originally Posted by LSDPanic
out of the blue when you're just making small talk just say hey 'whats this?' and whip your huge erect pork sword out, shock them into loving you!
ftw dude seriously
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fucking this. Any camera should be your cue to whip it out.
Also, meet girls IRL you desperate piece of shit. |
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2008-11-07, 19:38 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
make sure you use ALOT emoticons like :P :P :P :P and :S:S:S:S:S:S and ofcourse (A)(A)(A) when she signs of do (K)(L)(K) (They'll get super wet)
Also when you say something geeky use 8-) they'll go NUTS!
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#6
2008-11-07, 19:47 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
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Originally Posted by J.P.W
make sure you use ALOT emoticons like :P :P :P :P and :S:S:S:S:S:S and ofcourse (A)(A)(A) when she signs of do (K)(L)(K) (They'll get super wet)
Also when you say something geeky use 8-) they'll go NUTS!
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your gonna get mad vajayjay by doing this
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#7
2008-11-07, 22:26 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
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Originally Posted by J.P.W
make sure you use ALOT emoticons like :P :P :P :P and :S:S:S:S:S:S and ofcourse (A)(A)(A) when she signs of do (K)(L)(K) (They'll get super wet)
Also when you say something geeky use 8-) they'll go NUTS!
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That's your serious answer ^^^ |
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#8
2008-11-07, 22:47 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
Haha.
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#9
2008-11-08, 00:13 |
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
You wanna make a good impression so you can do what?
You can't meet them/fuck them IRL or they'll see your ugly race and run.
Unless you want cybersex and newd pix.
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#10
2008-11-08, 00:14 |
Snail Trail
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
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Originally Posted by Chichi
You wanna make a good impression so you can do what?
You can't meet them/fuck them IRL or they'll see your ugly race and run.
Unless you want cybersex and newd pix.
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Yes, I want "cybersex and newd pix". Doy! |
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#11
2008-11-08, 00:34 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
Make them to talk to your pets.
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#12
2008-11-08, 10:21 |
Beserk_Penguin
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
<facepalm>
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#13
2008-11-08, 10:39 |
nodnil
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
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Originally Posted by Euda
Make them to talk to your pets.
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Hahah
Seriously, I agree with whipping out the cock. |
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#14
2008-11-08, 12:10 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
Send that bitch a smiley face.
Bitches love smiley faces.
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#15
2008-11-08, 14:27 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
just randomly appear on cam naked and act like nothings up.
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#16
2008-11-09, 00:18 |
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
Girls love it when you treat them like shit. Even online.
Block her, then unblock her, over and over. Bitches love that. If she says "hey" first, don't reply for like 10 minutes. Tell her she's dirt and use a ton of angry smiley faces  |
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#17
2008-11-09, 08:44 |
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bullets cause cancer
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Re: Making good impressions over MSN?
Snail Trail, meet WAN...
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