so theres this high shool dance tonight. me and a few friends got drunk and went to it. everyone one was drunk (guys and girls). i feel like such a fckng pussyu. i called my mom to come pick me up becuase i was so fucking mad. therees still like an hr of the dance. i swear on this enxt statement: every isngle fucking guy there was hooking up with a girl. even my friends who i drank with, who never even talk with girsl in school, were kissing wiht girls.

now I, i talk with a lot of girls in shcool. i make them laugh and shit and they seem to be nto me because i alwayus talk em up ad make them lugh n shit. now atthe fucking dance i trie d grinding/dancing with all of these girls. an guess what? 0/10 girls fucking wanted to dance with me . after 10 seconds, every single one left me and went to hook up with another guy or dance with other gfs. espiecially this one girl who i thought ws really into me just fuckucking left me and went to hook up with another guy who imnever gonna fuckig talk to agian and i wanna fucking kick his ass. idk wh the fuck no one wanted to dance with me. in school theyall dance with me and seem into me and idk.

why the fuck does no one wnana fucking hoko upwith me? word scant describe how fucking shitty i feel. every single fucking gyuy there, even the fucknig fafggot who never tlk to girls were hookinup with girls. there was literally no one to c=hill, with, so i had to call my mom up. pleae give me hopefule suggestions because honestly i feel like fucking death right now. death is the only fucking word that i can think of that describes this.


sorry, this is kind of a drunken rant. but this is good, because this is really how i feel every fucking day of the year for the last three years. i feel fucking hopeless. please someone giv eme some hope please please, i really think im fucking doomed to take dick in the ass right now.

You need to stop being such a whiny faggot. That's the first thing. Second thing, you need to stop caring about making out with some slut. It means nothing. Thirdly, you need to go up to Dylan at school tomorrow and kick his fucking ass.

Next time just stay home. Whack off to porn, smoke a bowl, order a pizza, and play video games all night long.
It's the only way to live.

know what fuck you. thats really how i fucking feel righ tnow. fuck you. why don you thinkabout shit ebfore you ufucking day it. u have no idea how i fucking feel

know what fuck you. thats really how i fucking feel righ tnow. fuck you. why don you thinkabout shit ebfore you ufucking day it. u have no idea how i fucking feel

Yeah don't do what that stoner said. he doesn't know what it means to be a man. He doesn't know how it feels inside.

Quick question - Do your parents own a gun or can you get access to one?

Raid motherfucker, can you huff it?

WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

God damn! Stop being a pussy, you're in highchool, you have all of college to fuck dance sluts. Stop complaining, smoke a bowl, and get yourself laid, god knows you need it to you stop whining.

God damn! Stop being a pussy, you're in highchool, you have all of college to fuck dance sluts. Stop complaining, smoke a bowl, and get yourself laid, god knows you need it to you stop whining.

yehah im just gonna go smoke a bowl and go get fucking laid YEAH ill jsut clll the fuckng pussy fairy and ask to get laid

Dude unless you're godawful ugly there's gonna be some girl in your HS that will fuck you.

All you need is some game... Or roofies.

yehah im just gonna go smoke a bowl and go get fucking laid YEAH ill jsut clll the fuckng pussy fairy and ask to get laid

I heard if you put a plastic bag on your head, she comes to you when you sleep.

know what fuck you. thats really how i fucking feel righ tnow. fuck you. why don you thinkabout shit ebfore you ufucking day it. u have no idea how i fucking feel

Good...gooood... I can feel your anger dwelling within you. Let it consume you. Your journey to the dark side is almost complete!

Yeah don't do what that stoner said. he doesn't know what it means to be a man. He doesn't know how it feels inside.

Quick question - Do your parents own a gun or can you get access to one?

Oh, I know all to well the of the rage inside him. What use is a gun to him? Don't you know? Bullets are nothing compared to the power of the force!

*walks away cackling deviously*

Maybe no one will fuck you because you spend your time whining on internet forums.

ITT: S&A can't detect trolls.

You guys are so dumb.


*ObZ

hhahaha you think im a troll? know what? go fuck yourself faggot. if you think realfucking problems are trolls then why dont you just gtfo and not fucking post in this forum

Translation:

There was this high school dance tonight. A few friends and I got drunk, and went to it. Everyone one was drunk (guys and girls). I feel like such a fucking pussy. I called my mom to come pick me up because I was so fucking angry. There is still about an hour of the dance remaining. I swear, on this next statement - every single fucking guy there was hooking up with a girl. Even my friends who I drank with, who never even talk with girls in school, were kissing with them.

Now, I, talk with a lot of girls in school. I make them laugh and shit, and they seem to be into me because i always talk them up and make them laugh and shit. Now at the fucking dance I tried grinding/dancing with all of these girls. Guess what? None of the fucking girls wanted to dance with me. After ten seconds, every single one left me and went to hook up with another guy or dance with other Girlfriends. Especially this one girl who i thought was really into me just fucking left me and went to hook up with another guy who I'm never gonna fucking talk to again and i wanna fucking kick his ass. I don't know who the fuck (What? I couldn't make sense of this - Cooldarkknick) no one wanted to dance with me. In school they all dance with me and seem into me and I don't know.

Why the fuck does no one wanna fucking hook up with me? Words cant describe how fucking shitty I feel. Every single fucking guy there, even the fucking faggots who never talk to girls were hooking up with girls. There was literally no one to chill with, so I had to call my mom up. Please give me helpful/hopeful suggestions because honestly I feel like fucking death right now. Death is the only fucking word that I can think of that describes this feeling.


Sorry, this is kind of a drunken rant. But this is good, because this is really how I feel every fucking day of the year for the last three years. I feel fucking hopeless. Please someone, give me some hope please, please. I really think I'm fucking doomed to take dick in the ass right now.


There may be a few mistakes, I'm tired. I hopefully made it a little easier to understand, though.

hhahaha you think im a troll? know what? go fuck yourself faggot. if you think realfucking problems are trolls then why dont you just gtfo and not fucking post in this forum

Yeah, shut the fuck up ObsdianZ.

Now, listen carefully qwerty12... Do you have a gun in your house?

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dude you need to chill the fuck out, go and take a few hits of teh weed and calm down. First off who cares about some drunk bitches at a highschool dance. You will have plenty other opportunities to hook up with some girl down the road. Highschool is only a few years of your life. Second of all you need to quit that winy attitude those girls already have a pussy why would they want another one like you. Serously though just take some time away from trying to get a girlfriend and just kick back and enjoy life for a while. You have to love yourself before you can except anyone else's love.

dude you need to chill the fuck out, go and take a few hits of teh weed and calm down. First off who cares about some drunk bitches at a highschool dance. You will have plenty other opportunities to hook up with some girl down the road. Highschool is only a few years of your life. Second of all you need to quit that winy attitude those girls already have a pussy why would they want another one like you. Serously though just take some time away from trying to get a girlfriend and just kick back and enjoy life for a while. You have to love yourself before you can except anyone else's love.

yeah man this is how i felt frehsman, sophmore year when all my friends were getting pussy and not me. junior year i tried and failed hard at getting some. now senior year is here and i feel like i really should be gettin minne, but even drunkin bitches dont dig me. i really dont kno what the fuck to do. im gonan fucking sleep this shit off. what i hate is i feel like shit now, and once i sleep i ownt feel as strongly about this but the fucking problem will still b there. and im really fuckin pissed about the girl who i thought was so into me and she goes and hooks up with some other fuckin kid. goodnite.

thanks a lot man

yeah man this is how i felt frehsman, sophmore year when all my friends were getting pussy and not me. junior year i tried and failed hard at getting some. now senior year is here and i feel like i really should be gettin minne, but even drunkin bitches dont dig me. i really dont kno what the fuck to do. im gonan fucking sleep this shit off. what i hate is i feel like shit now, and once i sleep i ownt feel as strongly about this but the fucking problem will still b there. and im really fuckin pissed about the girl who i thought was so into me and she goes and hooks up with some other fuckin kid. goodnite.

Wait...you're in high school? And a senior, no less? Bullshit. I say eighth grade at highest.

But anyway - No girl will fuck you with grammar like that.

Or the fact that you're a senior and you call mommy when you stop having fun at the dance.

You just have too high of standards. You're probably one of those ugly losers who refuses to fuck fattys. Sorry man sounds like that's what you're gonna get. I'm not saying you won't find a nice attractive girl down the road that you could have a relationship with but as far as easy hookups go you should just go for one of the chubby girls.

edit: also don't underestimate the power of taking the extra half an hour in the morning to shave, wash your face, brush your teeth, make sure your hair looks good, choose what to wear etc.

yeah man this is how i felt frehsman, sophmore year when all my friends were getting pussy and not me.

ya wanna know a secret ;) All your so called friends aren't getting laid as much as they say. I know in my freshman year i was stressing thinking that everyone was having sex but me, eventually i slept with one of the highschool sluts in sophmore year and come to fine out that i was actually ahead of alot of my friends. Meh teenage sex wasn't and isn't all its cracked up to be, nowadays i prefer more mature women (mid 20's to early 30's) but thats just one man's opinion

lol, chubbychasers...

i think there is a problem OP, the problem is both yours and others.

you need to ask yourself, what is the purpose with mixing with these other people, let alone dancing, or fucking them.

What is the justification behind trying to fuck ASAP? In my opinion this problem is simply a symptom of greater problems. The society you live in has no purpose, there are material purposes, including sex, but these are falicous and disengenous. When you die it wont matter that you fucked sally back in year 10, even in this life, you may feel some sort of GRATIFICATION OF THE SENSES through this, through the act and possibly delayed gratification from your peers, but after that there is nothing.

Perhaps you may mature... become more enlightened and realise this, and when you are older tell the love of your life "i, do" you will go on your honey moon and you will think back on the day that you realised that NONE OF THIS SHIT EVERYONE ELSE IS ON ABOUT MATTERS, you gotta decide what you want, you might not even save yourself for your true love, but if you do it would be great, to be connected with another soul, there is nothing greater. Even if you dont that is okay, its about how, why and whether you can justify yourself.

If you follow others blindly you will feel sorrow and regret later on in life, im sure many others who are much wiser than me can tell you they wished they had saved themselves for someone they loved.

i have never had sex, i cannot get a girlfriend. sometimes this makes me sad sometimes, but generally id doesnt phase me,

i believe when it is time, the time will come. sex is not just about getting your junk out, if you wanna do that with a girl then what really is the difference between that and fapping?

Its something special, and no im not talking as some fundamentalist proclaiming the sanctity of sex and marriage, i truely believe sex is more than just pleasure and social status, i dont follow the christian faith, but i do believe my spirituality has helped me to come to these realisations.

I dont know if this path was destined for me, but i do know this is what has happened and i can say im so glad this is the way it has turned out for me.

This isnt to say that flesh art isnt a fuckin wicked forum, im not perfect and i dont fall into the extreme belief that all gratification of the senses are of no virtue, and as a heavy smoker and drug user (seriusly if you want to get in touch with god just try some DXM, weed ibogaine, hell fucking anything, BLTC FTW!).

Sorry if i came across as some righteous preacher virgin, im jsut tryna help you out and see things from another perspective, after all that what the T is about, and indeed our wonderful life on this awesome planet.

P.S if you are interested in sex and spirtuality check the NanoWrimo sticky in vogon, where il post updates of my novel which is based on reaching god and our spirit soul through sex and sexuality.

Maybe because you seem completely wasted, maybe that's why the girls weren't interested.. Or you can't dance, that's always a turn-off.

now this is why hookers were invented

Maybe it is because you talk like you post.

Sorry for my grammar last night even though i clearly stated i wasn't sober.

You just have too high of standards. You're probably one of those ugly losers who refuses to fuck fattys. Sorry man sounds like that's what you're gonna get. I'm not saying you won't find a nice attractive girl down the road that you could have a relationship with but as far as easy hookups go you should just go for one of the chubby girls.

edit: also don't underestimate the power of taking the extra half an hour in the morning to shave, wash your face, brush your teeth, make sure your hair looks good, choose what to wear etc.

This isn't the issue. I tried to dance with girls in my classes who I talk with... uglier girls included. Girls that are shy and don't talk to guys and looked like they were dieing to dance with a guy.


ya wanna know a secret ;) All your so called friends aren't getting laid as much as they say. I know in my freshman year i was stressing thinking that everyone was having sex but me, eventually i slept with one of the highschool sluts in sophmore year and come to fine out that i was actually ahead of alot of my friends. Meh teenage sex wasn't and isn't all its cracked up to be, nowadays i prefer more mature women (mid 20's to early 30's) but thats just one man's opinion

Its not what my friends say... its what I see. At the dance, I swear, i was the only guy not with a girl. I was walking through the dance floor, and all i saw were couples. I swear, every single person there was in a couple except for me. At this point i was already rejected by 10+ girls so i was just like fuck it. Even some of my really shy and loser-ish friends who never talk to girls were getting with girls (more than one for most of them).


i think there is a problem OP, the problem is both yours and others.

you need to ask yourself, what is the purpose with mixing with these other people, let alone dancing, or fucking them.

What is the justification behind trying to fuck ASAP? In my opinion this problem is simply a symptom of greater problems. The society you live in has no purpose, there are material purposes, including sex, but these are falicous and disengenous. When you die it wont matter that you fucked sally back in year 10, even in this life, you may feel some sort of GRATIFICATION OF THE SENSES through this, through the act and possibly delayed gratification from your peers, but after that there is nothing.

Perhaps you may mature... become more enlightened and realise this, and when you are older tell the love of your life "i, do" you will go on your honey moon and you will think back on the day that you realised that NONE OF THIS SHIT EVERYONE ELSE IS ON ABOUT MATTERS, you gotta decide what you want, you might not even save yourself for your true love, but if you do it would be great, to be connected with another soul, there is nothing greater. Even if you dont that is okay, its about how, why and whether you can justify yourself.

If you follow others blindly you will feel sorrow and regret later on in life, im sure many others who are much wiser than me can tell you they wished they had saved themselves for someone they loved.

i have never had sex, i cannot get a girlfriend. sometimes this makes me sad sometimes, but generally id doesnt phase me,

i believe when it is time, the time will come. sex is not just about getting your junk out, if you wanna do that with a girl then what really is the difference between that and fapping?

Its something special, and no im not talking as some fundamentalist proclaiming the sanctity of sex and marriage, i truely believe sex is more than just pleasure and social status, i dont follow the christian faith, but i do believe my spirituality has helped me to come to these realisations.

I dont know if this path was destined for me, but i do know this is what has happened and i can say im so glad this is the way it has turned out for me.

This isnt to say that flesh art isnt a fuckin wicked forum, im not perfect and i dont fall into the extreme belief that all gratification of the senses are of no virtue, and as a heavy smoker and drug user (seriusly if you want to get in touch with god just try some DXM, weed ibogaine, hell fucking anything, BLTC FTW!).

Sorry if i came across as some righteous preacher virgin, im jsut tryna help you out and see things from another perspective, after all that what the T is about, and indeed our wonderful life on this awesome planet.

P.S if you are interested in sex and spirtuality check the NanoWrimo sticky in vogon, where il post updates of my novel which is based on reaching god and our spirit soul through sex and sexuality.

Now I know this is gonna sound shallow, but the "purpose of dancing/fucking" these people is because everyone else is. I'm not complaining how I never get any on a regular basis while 50% of my friends are going through girlfriends. I'm just asking why the dance went like it did.

And i know calling my mom was a pussy thing to do, but I really felt like I had to. Like i said before, I was the only loser walking around the dance floor by himself looking around for someone. And I think i mentioned this in my OP, but theres this girl in my class who I really though was into me. We kinda talk in school, but the last few days we were talking a lot about the dance and how its gonna be so fun etc. Then I see her and say hi and all that shit n she just fucking walks away. Then an hr later I see her grinding and hookin up with some other kid and I'm just thinking what the fuck.

Then I see her and say hi and all that shit n she just fucking walks away. Then an hr later I see her grinding and hookin up with some other kid and I'm just thinking what the fuck.

I was going to flame the hell out of you, but then I saw the improvement in your grammar. Straight slut. Forget about her dude. Just wait, you will meet a girl.

I was going to flame the hell out of you, but then I saw the improvement in your grammar. Straight slut. Forget about her dude. Just wait, you will meet a girl.

THe thing is that this girl isnt a generic high school slut, I really saw something in her. I thought that she would actually stick around because she seemed like she was implying that she wanted to be with me during the dance the last few days. And 'you will meet a girl'. I've been waiting for four years? When my friends in college tell me that I just get pissed off since I feel that statement is 100% bullshit when you are one of the kids who actually tries to ask girls out to hang out because he like their personalities, not just for a quick fuck, and from freshman year until now I have nothing to show for it.

if you're ugly theres nothin u can do about it... nothing rational anyway

Sorry for my grammar last night even though i clearly stated i wasn't sober.



This isn't the issue. I tried to dance with girls in my classes who I talk with... uglier girls included. Girls that are shy and don't talk to guys and looked like they were dieing to dance with a guy.




Its not what my friends say... its what I see. At the dance, I swear, i was the only guy not with a girl. I was walking through the dance floor, and all i saw were couples. I swear, every single person there was in a couple except for me. At this point i was already rejected by 10+ girls so i was just like fuck it. Even some of my really shy and loser-ish friends who never talk to girls were getting with girls (more than one for most of them).




Now I know this is gonna sound shallow, but the "purpose of dancing/fucking" these people is because everyone else is. I'm not complaining how I never get any on a regular basis while 50% of my friends are going through girlfriends. I'm just asking why the dance went like it did.

And i know calling my mom was a pussy thing to do, but I really felt like I had to. Like i said before, I was the only loser walking around the dance floor by himself looking around for someone. And I think i mentioned this in my OP, but theres this girl in my class who I really though was into me. We kinda talk in school, but the last few days we were talking a lot about the dance and how its gonna be so fun etc. Then I see her and say hi and all that shit n she just fucking walks away. Then an hr later I see her grinding and hookin up with some other kid and I'm just thinking what the fuck.



If you look desperate no one wants you. If you act desperate no one wants you. If you look desperate and act desperate, well thats obvious.

If you were walking about looking for chicks to get with because everyone else was already grinding on girls.......think about it, a girl would think why is he by himself? have other girls already turned him down? Well what if i get with him and my friend comes up to me tomorrow like "haha i already turned him down".

Your mistake was you left it to late, and THEN in front of EVERYONE lowered your standards so you could pull.......how desperate does that make you look???


Heres what u should have done:

Waited on the side drinking a beer, chilling and watching what was going on and looking CHILL!!

Stared at as many girls at u can and when they look at you smile and see what they do.

Wait for one of these girls to get bored dancing with one of the pussy boys (like your friends) and come over to you...

talk to her for a bit and ask her to dance.......POW finished done finito youll get a kiss n maybe a shag. lol.


I forgot to mention, its not about what you physically look like, its about the image you portray to your on-lookers.

if youre being a dick, fuck you. if youre serious, i dont think im ugly, all of my friends moms always comment on how i look, and even i think that i look better than a lot of kids in school

Stared at as many girls at u can and when they look at you smile and see what they do.

Wait for one of these girls to get bored dancing with one of the pussy boys (like your friends) and come over to you...

talk to her for a bit and ask her to dance.......POW finished done finito youll get a kiss n maybe a shag. lol.


I forgot to mention, its not about what you physically look like, its about the image you portray to your on-lookers.

pretty much what I did... I was chillin with my friends on the side lookin for anyone that I knew and that made eye contact with me, went over to them if I was feeling good about it, talked a little, then asked them to dance and started moving to the beat and everyone either stuck around for like 10s then left or just ditched me straight away. fuck my life

no girls like me .

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pretty much what I did... I was chillin with my friends on the side lookin for anyone that I knew and that made eye contact with me, went over to them if I was feeling good about it, talked a little, then asked them to dance and started moving to the beat and everyone either stuck around for like 10s then left or just ditched me straight away. fuck my life

hmm that is strange, post a picture of yourself. Im pretty sure its not that though.

You seem u have the layout of sorted, maybe u were just feeling uncomfortable doing it and they noticed it! or maybe you were acting really wasted!!!

if youre being a dick, fuck you. if youre serious, i dont think im ugly, all of my friends moms always comment on how i look, and even i think that i look better than a lot of kids in school

then there is something about your manner and demeanor when your trying.

if youre being a dick, fuck you. if youre serious, i dont think im ugly, all of my friends moms always comment on how i look, and even i think that i look better than a lot of kids in school

*laughs*

Maybe you're that guy who hangs around with his "loser-ish", friends, and thinks that he is so much greater/cooler/more attractive than them, when he isn't?

Nobody wants to be/hook up with that guy.

And if you're saying that you're hot shit, prove it.

*laughs*

Maybe you're that guy who hangs around with his "loser-ish", friends, and thinks that he is so much greater/cooler/more attractive than them, when he isn't?

Nobody wants to be/hook up with that guy.

And if you're saying that you're hot shit, prove it.

you're fucking gay lol

wanna know something? your the most gorgeous looking girl in this entire club:).

then there is something about your manner and demeanor when your trying.

id rather not post a picture, i have no idea who reads this shit and if they know me. then the only thing left would be my demeanor. usually i'm shy and shit, but yesterday with the help of booze i thought my manner was spot on; i thought that i was smooth as fuck when i came up to them. idk whatever. i know it really seems like im whining and bitching, but the way i see it, if i cant hook up at a drunken dance, then theres no fucking way that i have any hope in real situations in school and shit


*laughs*

Maybe you're that guy who hangs around with his "loser-ish", friends, and thinks that he is so much greater/cooler/more attractive than them, when he isn't?

Nobody wants to be/hook up with that guy.

And if you're saying that you're hot shit, prove it.

trust me, thats not me

you're fucking gay lol

wanna know something? your the most gorgeous looking girl in this entire club:).


You called me gay & a girl, in the same post?

Nicely done.

And I'm just saying that that's how it seems to me, "pimp", so calm down.

id rather not post a picture, i have no idea who reads this shit and if they know me. then the only thing left would be my demeanor. usually i'm shy and shit, but yesterday with the help of booze i thought my manner was spot on; i thought that i was smooth as fuck when i came up to them. idk whatever. i know it really seems like im whining and bitching, but the way i see it, if i cant hook up at a drunken dance, then theres no fucking way that i have any hope in real situations in school and shit




trust me, thats not me

Maybe these girls have a chip on their shoulder....thats extremely possible.

Maybe your idea of being SMOOTH made them feel like you were trying it on ;) and made them uncomfortable, you need to pretend that your actually interested in the person rather than the face. Everytime i have gone out with the intention to pull, it has been actually harder to pull....and the other night (when i really wanted to get laid) i didn't even get a proper kiss from a girl!! (although that might be because i got kicked out at about 12.20am)

Is it possible that you were drunk enough that you weren't as "smooth" as you thought you were being? Judging from the way you were typing and whatnot, I'm guessing that's possibly the case. While a few drinks sometimes help loosen your morals or whatever, too many drinks just makes you act like a retarded slob (and think you are pimpin while you do)

i didnt drink more than i usually do, but that may be. also im almost dead sure that 90% of the girls there, including the ones i attempted, were all drunk as fuck, way past being 'tipsy'. atleast thats what it seemed and what they told me they were going to do.

i didnt drink more than i usually do, but that may be. also im almost dead sure that 90% of the girls there, including the ones i attempted, were all drunk as fuck, way past being 'tipsy'. atleast thats what it seemed and what they told me they were going to do.

the last time i was in a club, now i think about it i was being a drunk bastard hitting on every hot girl i saw..........to be honest, i dont really give a fuck if i get blown off, told to fuck off, pushed away because i feel slightly more confident everytime i actually approach a girl.........so by the end of the night i feel like a player and girls notice this arrogance and i pull!

You should try this, its hardest to approach a girl for the first time, then easier and easier and then it becomes nothing! The problem arises when you go to chat to a girl and realise you have fucking nothing to say, so you just walk off and find another girl!

Trust me, my game sucks, but if i approach enough girls one of them is going to go for it :P.

the last time i was in a club, now i think about it i was being a drunk bastard hitting on every hot girl i saw..........to be honest, i dont really give a fuck if i get blown off, told to fuck off, pushed away because i feel slightly more confident everytime i actually approach a girl.........so by the end of the night i feel like a player and girls notice this arrogance and i pull!

You should try this, its hardest to approach a girl for the first time, then easier and easier and then it becomes nothing! The problem arises when you go to chat to a girl and realise you have fucking nothing to say, so you just walk off and find another girl!

Trust me, my game sucks, but if i approach enough girls one of them is going to go for it :P.

but thats exactly how i was feeling too. i entered knowing that some girls would blow me off and some woudl dance with me. the first few blow offs really didnt have an impact on me. the next few, i was starting to think, cmon now, wtf am i doing wrong? the last few sealed the deal, and i learned that girls dont like me. if i remember correctly, there were 10 girls that blew me off, all of which i know and have talked to in school

the last time i was in a club, now i think about it i was being a drunk bastard hitting on every hot girl i saw..........to be honest, i dont really give a fuck if i get blown off, told to fuck off, pushed away because i feel slightly more confident everytime i actually approach a girl.........so by the end of the night i feel like a player and girls notice this arrogance and i pull!

You should try this, its hardest to approach a girl for the first time, then easier and easier and then it becomes nothing! The problem arises when you go to chat to a girl and realise you have fucking nothing to say, so you just walk off and find another girl!

Trust me, my game sucks, but if i approach enough girls one of them is going to go for it :P.

You're not much of a pimp are you.

You're not much of a pimp are you.

you think a ladies man can get with whoever he wants? i bet james bond would get turned down in a club.

No, I'm just saying that you'd get more action if you were a little more subtle.

I'm not completely naive, I just think that throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks is a bad way of doing things. Unless that's what gets you off.

yeh i think you're right, i just think it makes for a good night to be honest, you meet a lot more people doing it that way. There is obviously a lot of better ways to go.

One that i've found really really doesn't work, which it what most guys do....is to just find a hot girl and start dancing next to her and then try dancing with her. Sometimes she will let you, and then like 5 minutes later she just walks off, its funny to watch!

High school is a shitty time to begin with. And hooking up holds a lot of risks. When all your friends have kids and herpes you'll be happy you didn't.

But back to the girl issue, you may just be the guy who doesn't date until college. It is not that uncommon, and usually once you get out of high school girls will start to recognize you as a good catch.

Also, being drunk off your ass probably did not help.

gtfo new arrival.

Do not listen to this horrible advice.

Hook-up, just don't be a retard about it.

Yes. With a name like Dylan, he deserves to be beaten down.

Do not listen to this horrible advice.

Hook-up, just don't be a retard about it.

What advice?

I just said it held a lot of risks.

That and when he is not a diseased father at 19 he might be glad if he thought his actions through a bit more carefully than "a condom protects against all". Yes, they are effective when used right, but very few people follow all the recomendations on how to use them.

Harden the fuck up.

*Re-reads and realises there was no advice*

Pfft, who can't use a condom properly...
And maybe don't hook up with complete sluts?

if youre being a dick, fuck you. if youre serious, i dont think im ugly, all of my friends moms always comment on how i look, and even i think that i look better than a lot of kids in school

You just don't have it. Look forward to starting A New Life.

Go to a party with a friend or two. Be tipsy when you get there. Bring along some alcohol or/and some weed, this is "bait." Try to look nice but dont wear brand new shoes. Maybe a hat, a cool shirt, a sweater. Bring like 20 or 30 bucks in a 10 , 3 5s, and 5 1s.You never know.

After you pay and get in seeing everyone in there dancing and having fun might feel sort of intimidating but just go in with your head high. You might want to spark that blunt your brought or crack open that drink you have. Go with your friends near the outside the dance circle, stay a few feet near it with your friends, drinking smoking having fun whatever, just scoping girls out.

Walk around the outer rim of the circle to see if there are any girls standing around, try and make eye contact. Have your drink in hand. Go up to girls you like, tell them wassup, see where it takes you. If you end up getting in conversation, offer them a bowl, a hit, a drink etc. After which just say if you want to dance. If not just move on.

If you still dont meet anyone just go into the dance floor with your drink or blunt. A girl is bound to just start dancing on you. I dont even know how to dance, just move your dick along with her ass. Up and down, side to side etc. Take her, turn her, let her get some of your drink or a hit of your bud whatever. Eventually when she seems tired tell her you're getting tired if she wants to go take a seat and hang out a bit etc. Bring along extra drinks or herb incase you pull a female from the party so you guys can have a little party on your own. ;]

if you manage get her alone get in conversation, flirt with her, tell her she looks good, see how she acts. Move her closer to you, and move closer to her, put your arm around her, eventually kiss her etc. Take it from here.

It is very unlikely that you wont pull some random slut off the dance floor. Bring a condom incase, and try not to catch a desiease.

School is a completely different story though.

if youre being a dick, fuck you. if youre serious, i dont think im ugly, all of my friends moms always comment on how i look, and even i think that i look better than a lot of kids in school

If I were you, I would bank on some serious MILF action.

THe thing is that this girl isnt a generic high school slut, I really saw something in her. I thought that she would actually stick around because she seemed like she was implying that she wanted to be with me during the dance the last few days. And 'you will meet a girl'. I've been waiting for four years? When my friends in college tell me that I just get pissed off since I feel that statement is 100% bullshit when you are one of the kids who actually tries to ask girls out to hang out because he like their personalities, not just for a quick fuck, and from freshman year until now I have nothing to show for it.

Well listen, it seems like you are putting her on a pedestal here. She IS a generic high school slut, no matter what your defense-mechanism addled brain is telling you. Treat her like one, as she obviously is acting like one.

Also if she was implying shit, why didn't you just fucking ask her?

Well listen, it seems like you are putting her on a pedestal here. She IS a generic high school slut, no matter what your defense-mechanism addled brain is telling you. Treat her like one, as she obviously is acting like one.

Also if she was implying shit, why didn't you just fucking ask her?

I said, i started chatting her up and then started dancing with her, and then she peaced me, and 15 min later I see her hookin up with some other fucker.

maybe you're just a shitty dancer like those guys who do the "jump and bump" amirite?

i cant really directly rate my dancing, but i can say that relative to everyone else, im average, better than some and worse than others?

I said, i started chatting her up and then started dancing with her, and then she peaced me, and 15 min later I see her hookin up with some other fucker.

So what you're saying is that she is indeed a dumb high school whore. Move on, I think you'll survive.

This.
And maybe they weren't all over you because you were so drunk you couldn't talk and were probably falling all over yourself trying to grind on those whores.
Next time smoke a bowl instead of drinking.
You'll be more fun, more calm, and if you have more offer it to the chick and you're sure to get laid.

Man, you remind me of my brother. You're so bitter, and even if you don't think your outward appearance reflects that, trust me, girls will see right through you.

Just go to these things looking to have a good time, do what's natural and don't even think about the girls.

Hahah thats exactly right... except I really really think that I do a good job of not reflecting it on my face. Oh well. I guess Ill keep that second piece of advice in mind from now on

Hahah thats exactly right... except I really really think that I do a good job of not reflecting it on my face. Oh well. I guess Ill keep that second piece of advice in mind from now on


this thread

i don't like it

I did not learn anything

well, i was reminded about momentum or something

the "purpose of dancing/fucking" these people is because everyone else is.

well if thats as far as your cognition goes, your not going to do very well in this world.

edit : self fulfilling prophecy/ self-serving bias/ false - ego

Next time smoke a bowl instead of drinking.
You'll be more fun, more calm, and if you have more offer it to the chick and you're sure to get laid.

as much as i love ganja, this is pretty bad advice. i am much more social and confident when i'm buzzed after a few beers than when i'm baked.

as much as i love ganja, this is pretty bad advice. i am much more social and confident when i'm buzzed after a few beers than when i'm baked.

It's terrible advice. Alcohol is far far better for social situations.

Obviously, your problem is that you are doing it wrong.

My suggestion is that you start doing it right.

Become an overcompensating asshole, drink a lot, run a a lot, lift weights a lot, don't smoke weed. I'm inflicted with crippling shyness, however over the past eighteen months I made a conscious decision to stop being shy.

Alcohol gives you confidence, lets you chat up the world, and basically your the man.

Running and lifting just make you more attractive.

Weed makes you introspective and boring smoke weed when your with a couple friends not when your trying to get laid.

Finally OVERCOMPENSATE. I can't state this enough. If your too shy or whatever, act the exact opposite, be sarcastic and an asshole, but occasionally let bits of "the real you" show girls eat that shit up.

Thats how to get laid, how to have a healthy relationship? I'm still looking for the answer man.

We are exactly the same :o

Be good looking and Irish, you have girls ringing you thanking you for washing out a cup you used in their house for tea.

What?

To get laid, you have to go out and make it happen. You don't do it one at a time, you flirt with every girl you meet. You be yourself but more entertaining. Sweet talk can help a lot too.

Take my housemate, sleeps with about 6-7 different girls in the space of a month. He actively chats them up, takes them out on dates and makes it happen. When I pondered why he got more than he, it isn't purely social skills, looks, or appeal, its his attitude. Unless I'm drunk I don't make an effort to get any. Thing is I go out and get drunk and take whatever girl I chose, because I'm a brilliant flirt when I'm drunk and in the mood. I still don't sleep with half as many girls, I'm more like one or two a month.

So basically two options, go out and be the talented DJ slash lothario, or you can be the Irish drunk/stoner. One gets you girls and the other gets you dry spells, but girls often still want your cock.

We all know it's super easy to fuck those Irish sluts. We're talking about americans here. These bitches are much more difficult to deal with

We all know it's super easy to fuck those Irish sluts. We're talking about americans here. These bitches are much more difficult to deal with

Come back when you want contribute something of worth to this thread, you have no understanding of how useful the Irish accent is.

Come back when you want contribute something of worth to this thread, you have no understanding of how useful the Irish accent is.

I understand perfectly well. I use fake accents all the time to help me get laid.

Come back when you want contribute something of worth to this thread, you have no understanding of how useful the Irish accent is.

irish accent sux

know what fuck you. thats really how i fucking feel righ tnow. fuck you. why don you thinkabout shit ebfore you ufucking day it. u have no idea how i fucking feel


This post made me happy :]


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Sounds like your thing.

Come back when you want contribute something of worth to this thread, you have no understanding of how useful the Irish accent is.

why would girls find your accent attractive when they have it too. im reading your belfast location here

girls will fuck you when you stop caring about getting fucked.

Unfortunately when you stop caring about sex with girls it makes you gay too.

Unfortunately when you stop caring about sex with girls it makes you gay too.

i meant that he needs to stop so desperate for sex. women can smell a pussy hungry virgin from a mile away.

why would girls find your accent attractive when they have it too. im reading your belfast location here

Thats because I have a suave Belfast accent. It helps.

Thats because I have a suave Belfast accent. It helps.

i dont know how people find northern irish accents cool, i get complimented on my accent too.

belfast accents are the worst (no offense)... not that bangor is much different really