K, I haven't had sex. I'm being upfront and honest. Haha.

I want to know
1) When was the first time you had sex?
2) And.. How did it happen? (are you two in a relationship)


Thanks guys. Maybe one day I'll experience it myself..

Was 16, but had been dating the girl for just over a year :O

We could have done it beforehand but for some reason thought the first time would be ruined if we tried it somewhere crappy like in the back of a car.

Did it at my house when we were home alone. She was on the pill, and we didn't use a condom. I remember it hurting me quite a bit because insertion was hard, until i went on top.

Felt great once i was in control, and i came inside her, she orgasmed soon after. Whole thing lasted 30 mins or so.

Most people talk about their first time as being awful, but mine was pretty decent :)

Horrible, horrible, horrible!

With a girl I'd just met, in the park, at night, it lasted a whole 4-5 minutes, then I ran away. Oh when she found me I accidentally elbowed her in the face/head and knocked her into a garden, then she started to cry and I ran again.

Fuck I was a noob.

I was lie 14...

I was intoxicated and pushed into a room with a man much older than myself. He was my boyfriend at the time and it was horrible. He had a really large penis.

Sucked, I was 17. This chicks room. only lasted 5 minutes.. Due to her bleeding.. I didnt even nut :(

It was horrible, it involved cocaine and a dumb slut.

I was fifteen and my girlfriend of the time could no longer resist me. So when her mum went for a walk around the block I slipped into some protection and rammed it right up her. Ahh, romance...

Anyway, the whole thing would've been less than ten minutes, but as a first time it was fairly good. For me anyway. Probably wasn't that good for her because she was a virgin so it hurt her and the whole <10 minutes thing probably didn't help. But she is now a slutty, slutty girl, so I feel like I did my bit for society.

I was 17, a girl asked me to homecoming. after the dance i was at her house, my step mom called saying cops are at my house. i got arrested and charged for some crime i never did haha.

then we talked and stuff and i eventually got her to break up with her boyfriend who was 24. we partied every weekend together, we even almost kissed a few times(before she broke up w/ her bf). Finally, after states (we lost) i started drinking, brought her into a room so we could be by ourselves, made out with her and told her i was gonna fuck her. she said she couldn't wait and we went upstairs and i had to wear one of her latex free condoms......i didnt really feel anything....but it lasted like 30 minutes......we eventually did it proper another night at my house where i busted inside of her birthcontrolled pussy.


she never orgasmed, but my next girlfriend would be a multiple orgasm haver.

I was 14 and it was awkward. I didn't get hard at first and then once i was hard I came in like 84 seconds.

Still good though.

I had just turned 16, we had been dating uuuuummm 4ish months?

It was really awkward because i went to his house, we were home alone, i got there n he basically wanted to get straight into it... without foreplay
I stalled him for a while but eventually we were naked so...
Yeah i wasn't wet enough so it was pretty painful for me but oh well. Next few times (with other people) it started to become fun :D

He broke up with me 2 weeks later (after not really talking to me much)... so i guess he got what he wanted :(

He broke up with me 2 weeks later (after not really talking to me much)... so i guess he got what he wanted :(

lol pwnt

Looks like you have good taste in guys.

I was fifteen, and dating a fourteen year old who had tracked me down and thought I was cute. She was kinda dumb but really sweet. I had been dating her for a month or so. We walked down to the beach and climbed up these rocks to a grassy patch. You could see middle aged women playing in an organized game of paddle tennis, and streetlights showed a sparsely populated parking lot. We didn't have protection, so I was nervous. It was really intimate, which was nice, and we made out the whole time. It was slow and arhythmic. Neither of us came, but it was great in a different way.

3 days ago. (16y/o) we had been dating for nearly 2 months.
first words were "thats not going to fit." (no e-penis here folks, i'm on or below average.)
Followed by going slowly slowly slowly. after about 15 seconds it got to the point of "ow... ow.." so i gave up and ate her out instead.
And that went spectacularly. (thanks to the timeless and slightly worrying advice of Jackketch and all the totse threads about cunny for this one. Really, top notch stuff fellas.)

Someone around these parts, probably ketch, once suggested to break the hymen with the fingerl; do this.

Looks like you have good taste in guys.

Tell me about it

I was 11, she was my baby sitter, 16. I think she was just a dirty bitch. She was pretty fat and not much to look at, so thats why she was probaby fucking me. Didnt have any problems lasting as was so young I hadnt had the frustration that could have built up wanting it if I was older. I banged her two nights a week for a year, never used a condom. She was dirty and would let me do anything I wanted.

Pretty sweet intro to shagging.

I had my first proper boyfriend when I was 13 and I really really fancied him and was gagging for it, but he refused to shag me because he was 19 and he didn't want to end up in jail.
When I was 14 I was gagging for it even more, just because I hadn't succeeded in shagging my first amazingly attractive boyfriend before we broke up.
A week before my 15th birthday, I met a friend of a friend, who was nearly 18, a bit of a druggie, not very attractive, and an absolute idiot, but he fancied me and therefore gave me free drugs and I saw him as an easy target. By this point I had started hearing stories about a girl's frist time being painful and embarassing and altogether rubbish, so I decided it would be best to lose my virginity to someone I didn't like so I wouldn't be too bothered if it all went horribly wrong.
So I decided this guy would be suitable as I didn't like him. He asked me out, we didn't go on any dates but he came round to my house the next day. We kissed and whatnot and he gave me some more free drugs.

I didn't see him for 2 days, then on the third day he came round again. my Mum and sister were out. I asked him if he wanted to fuck and he was rather shocked but dutifully followed me up to my room. There was hardly any forplay because I didn't like him and was also very worried about my Mum coming home, so we just got straight down to it. I didn't bleed or anything because my hymen was already broken from masterbating, however I must admit it did actually hurt quite a lot because he had a big cock.

I didn't enjoy it at all because I didn't have a clue what to do having never done more than kissing before, and I don't think he really knew what he was doing either. He lasted ages and ages to the point where I was bored and then I heard my Mum's car pull up onto the drive so I told him to fuck off to the toilet and finish himself off while I got dressed.

He went home and immediately started texting me telling me he loved me.... WTF? I thought it was the de-virginised girl who was supposed to get all mental and clingy not the more experienced guy!!! 2 days later (without seeing him again in between) I dumped him via text message. He proceeded to harass me for about 2 months before finally getting the hint.

I realise now that my actions were not very sporting, because men have feelings too which I didn't really take into consideration when I used him to get my cherry popping out of the way. However, it did work out as planned, because the next time I had sex, 3 months later, it was with a guy that I had been friends with for ages and had quite a thing for, and I was much less nervous and it didn't hurt and was an altogether much more enjoyable experience, so I was glad to have gotten the pain/awkwardness/nervousness out of the way with the guy I didn't like beforehand.

First time for me; we started making out in this random dudes car, then we went back to his place and got more into it. He had a less then average sized dick but it still hurt like hell. We continued to be fuck buddys for a while, then I started to like him but he turned out to be a real asshole who was only good in bed. We don't talk much now.

EDIT: It was 5 days before my 14th birthday.

lol pwnt
Hahahaha. Best reply ever!

Calypso: We may need to meet.

slut

killallthewhiteman is not ammused

Hahahaha. Best reply ever!


This.

Slippery.

awful experience. the only reason i will share it is because i am online.

i was 16. i was hanging out with a shady crowd an one of the places we partied at was my buddy dustins dads trailer. dustins dad was a crack head. every one that lived in the trailer park were crack heads. it was not a safe environment, but i did have many a good laugh there.

any way one night we are there drinking an smoking with a few friends an a few friends sisters, an well on of the friends sisters, shit i cant even remember her name, started hitting on me. i was drunk she was drunk, so we went out side an fucked right there in the gravel parking lot of the trailer park. no condom, nothing to hide our nakedness. nothing. we went at it for a bit, longer than i thought i would my first time an we both got off. then we passed out.

i was awaken the next morning by dustins dad with a hose as i laid naked in his drive way with a fat 14 year old naked girl underneath me.

they never did let me live that night down.

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I was 18 and hanging out in some weird rockerish/rave kind of party. I had drunk like 8 beers already, and for some reason I began talking to this pretty, punk girl. I had like three or four more beers while talking, just her and me in some dark corner of that party. Next thing I remember is she hugging me and me kissing, then making out, then sneaking inside some room in that house. Strangely enough, it seems everyone was too drunk/high to remember us going inside. So we fucked, I lasted only like 10 minutes, I don't even know if she came or what but I do remember her moaning. Next thing I knew we were outside and I made a grave mistake.

"So, how old are you?"

"Oh, how old do I look like skinny?"

"Um, I dunno, 16..17.."

"I'm 14"

I never talked to her again.

I was 11, she was my baby sitter, 16. I think she was just a dirty bitch. She was PRETTY FAT and not much to look at, so thats why she was probaby fucking me. Didnt have any problems lasting as was so young I hadnt had the frustration that could have built up wanting it if I was older. I banged her two nights a week for a year, never used a condom. She was dirty and would let me do anything I wanted.

Pretty sweet intro to shagging.

fixed

fat girls would do anything to have it in them,even risking arrest for doing it with a minor and having her pinned as a pedophile by her friends and family.

I was 16, had a girlfriend who was my buddies X girl (mistake #1).

By the time she had been w/ me she was always eating junk food and fast food so she started to get fat w/ some double chins. She wanted to have sex and i refused without a condom. Was so nervous and turned off by condom that i couldnt get it up the first 3 trys. Finally i got hard and had sex FOREVER because of my anxiety.

It was horrible/embarrassing/nasty. I was just glad to loose the title "Virgin"

What is it with children having sex? Maybe it is natural but it creeps me out.

Anyway, I waited until I met just the right girl. We took eachothers virginity. I was 19, she was 18. Consensual missionary, sober, and I popped before getting in. I did however maintain my erection and got the job done.

For being the self-proclaimed "board resident psycho-lunatic", you're way too straightlaced. And I wouldn't really call teenagers children, that's more of a single digit age group.

It was kind of lame... The girl was nice though. We broke up a few months later, but on good terms... then I fucked two of her best friends at her 18th birthday party. Things were a little tense last time we spoke.

16 craigslist

For being the self-proclaimed "board resident psycho-lunatic", you're way too straightlaced. And I wouldn't really call teenagers children, that's more of a single digit age group.

burnnnnnnnn.

I was 42, with some 16 year old boy i met on craigslist.

17, with my current girlfriend of 1 year. Lasted around 40 minutes/ an hour, it was really nice and intimate.

i'm 18, and she's 16, first time the other month, it lasted for about 10 minutes before we decided that we should stop before someone gets home. lol. it was very close and romantic, and moreso

A week after I turned 17, lasted maybe 2.5 minutes due to her pain. I didn't feel anything but a unpleasant tugging on the bottom of my cock.

Lolz.

I see what you did there.

18
Drunk in the rain on a baseballfield... or something

We decided after 3 weeks of tryin but her bein to tight, we'd better do it when drunk.
It was... interesting... had fun..

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laugh it up mister. i didnt read your post. wonder why that is.

an too everyone else. i am glad that i had equally good luck as most of you.

i was 15, she was 16, and we had been dating for like 6 months or so. weve always fooled around since like, a month after we started dating, just never had sex. then one HOT ASS day the power went out, we had nothing to do, so we fucked. let me tell you in the middle of the summer w/no ac a house gets hot enough, let alone when you are fucking. lasted about 5 minutes(no condom) then i took a nap, woke up, fucked her again, then fell asleep in her bed for 5 hours.

tl;dr-jowie is a virgin

laugh it up mister. i didnt read your post. wonder why that is.

an too everyone else. i am glad that i had equally good luck as most of you.
The first time i had sex i was 14. it was with this girl i was friends with for 2 years. I lived down the street from her, her parents weren't home and i came over for a few hours. it lasted about 20 minutes. I left and didnt talk to her for about a month.
We fucked again last year, Now we dont talk. Shes getting really fat.

is it just me or does this sounds like you raped a girl, stalked her, then did a hit and run?

I was 15, and drunk. I was with a girl who happened to be less drunk than me, and I grabbed her ass. She kissed me, which led to awkward drunk sex. I didn't get to finish either, because her uncle came to pick her up. =[

Terrible experience, wish it didn't happen.

I was 14. My boyfriend was 16, and we had been dating for six months. We had discussed it before, but we wanted to wait until we had enough time/the right environment/sufficient privacy so we could take our time and do it without worries rather than trying to be quiet with his parents in the next room or something. We ended up having several hours alone, on our six month anniversary no less. We were making out on his couch, and I was like, "should I go get a condom?" So then we went up to his room, and it was lovely and romantic until the actual sex. He was very patient and gentle and all, but we spent at least ten minutes trying to get it in and it hurt like crazy.

The sex itself was kind of awful. It hurt and we were both like...nervous and unsure. But it was also the best, most intimate experience ever because, as corny as this is, we both really did care about each other and it felt right.

it was a two night stand on a cruise with a pretty (slutty) scottish girl

killallthewhiteman is not ammused

I know.... I'm horrible. If it helps.... I'm really nice now... I give a shit about other people's feelings, and also I've never ever cheated on anyone so I can't be a total slut.

mine was terrible in a nasty ass trailer w roachs crawling around didnt last a min yea it sucked

That tugging would be the premarital vaginal teeth trying to bite your penis off.

*rolleyes*

My first time was when i was 14, i came after about 5 minutes, i pretended i didn't and we kept going for about 20 minutes. It was fairly good

is it just me or does this sounds like you raped a girl, stalked her, then did a hit and run?

You're right, it does sound like I raped her. I prefer this story, I'm sticking with it.

my very 1st time was all over by the time you've read this sentence

i still enjoyed all 3 seconds of it though

Yeah, my first time she went to get a rubber and i just fapped. Spent the next hour fucking with a boner at 60% capacity.

Good times.

I was 15, my silly emo boyfriend at the time was 17. We both got really baked, he put on The Postal Service, and we ended up doing it on my living room floor. I don't remember a lot about it actually, except that I was sore as fuck the next day.

For being the self-proclaimed "board resident psycho-lunatic", you're way too straightlaced. And I wouldn't really call teenagers children, that's more of a single digit age group.

The legal age is where I draw the line. After that, free game.

I was 17 when I lost it to a guy I'd been dating for about 6 or 7 months. He was religious and didn't believe in sex before marriage along with a kind of obsession about not getting me pregnant. I mean this guy thought that condoms and birth control weren't going to cut it.
In any case the actual act of having sex was far from perfect. He was about 9 inches and pretty thick which hurt like a motherfucker and I was on top. And to fix everything, the condom broke. He made me drive to a pharmacy in the middle of the night so we could buy the morning after pill.
It was less than ideal.

i dont mean to be a dickhead but, abstinence is one of the hardest disciplines to undertake the least others could do is not fuck them when you know that is what they believed.

If he truely believed that he must have felt so gutted,i can see is a nice genuine guy who was looking out for you (not wanting to get you pregnant) and somehow you took this as him being a dickhead (he even drove you to a pharmacy)

you evil succubus!


hmm then again maybe its impossible to tell shit like this based on an internet forum post and he was being a selfish asshole and was anxius about you getting pregnant because his fundy parents would bible bash him and burn him at the stake with the pages of levitcus for his sexual "imorality" :D?

Was getting a great blowjob at the age of 16 - asked if she wanted to go further, so she hopped on after coming off my cock, I was nearly ready to blow and lasted around 10 seconds as I was gonna make out for a bit to regain a "normal" feeling..but she hopped on, with no condom or anything

oh god. I wanted to kill her. Cue the drugs.

hmm..I had been at this party. Really damn drunk on a St.Patty's day playing a card game. The kind of game you normally play with beer, but with hard liquor. At random, something really pissed me off and I decided to leave. Don't remember what it was, but I do remember tearing a few boards off of a wooden fence to get the gate open so I could get out of the fucking yard.

Anyways, I was sitting in the back seat of my car, sobering up enough to drive home, and listening to Jackyl. Then this husky drunk girl from the party came outside for some reason, and decided to get in my car with me. She probably saw how fucked up I was and decided to take advantage of it. Anyways, we parked somewhere more desolate and fucked for about 45 minutes. The position was ankward as fuck, I was pretty drunk, and I never came. I also remember a distinctively nasty taste, slipping out of her a few times, and my not being able to breath with her barbarian like Cherokee body on top of me. Very unsatisfying. Wish I could un-remember that.

Lolz.

I see what you did there.

Bad! That's a bad Acolyte, No!

LSDPanic, I despise you.