Okay, you may think if this is actually true, what the hell am I doing on totse.
Well, I'll tell you why. I've been on totse ever since it was born, and totse has
shaped my life and has turned me into what I am today (just check my 3-year registration date).

SWIM and a friend hacked a site.
This site churns out $10k/mo from advertisements.

So SWIM are going to fake-sell random websites,
and when the potential buyer asks to test revenue,
we put their ads on the $300/day site (and they wont know)

Once escrow process completes, $100k is deposited into our bank.

So the question is.. what should SWIM spend it on?

Best advice in general; I will send them $5000 through western union.

good troll

A donation to Jeff Hunter.

Smoke crack in your house.
Call the cops.

Yo, if your house smells like rotten macdonalds....
Buy a new one.
Smoke crack in your house, its ill.
You'll get laced.

house values are down, invest in that.

the stock market recently took a huge plunge, try to get into that before the elections are over.

also a small franchise in a good location is always lucrative. find a failing business in a place people frequently pass by, maybe create a mcdonalds or something self operating like a car wash where you supply hoses and soap. or a laundry mat and coin thing.

you don't need a whole new creative way to make money, there are tons of classic ways.

you can also start your own restaurant, small business. some of these quickly stretch into a few businesses.

what is swim's forte maybe he's good with cars, and that's all he knows. maybe his father owned a donut shop and he knows the up and downs.
apply what you know to something you can do. good of luck in your endeavors, btw you dont need to offer 5 grand as a prize, no one on totse is worth that much. anyone here would be happy with 10 bucks, and they'd gladly write you a 10 page essay for your money.

don't smoke crack, with 100K a week you could easily support a uncut Colombian coke addiction. Crack is for niggers and hobos.

what mother fucker?

EDIT: Nevermind, just read the post properly.

Give 3 weeks of pay to me.

Grusomhat, do you remember me?


Anyways, those are very good suggestions. I think I am going to re-invest back into the internet business.

fuckin....smoke PCP and then fill a swimming pool with all your money...swim in said swimming pool, on PCP.

I do, but what you talk about here is disgusting. For shame dude! As such, I would advise you don't do it.

I think that this is a Bad Idea.

You're going to get caught.

Indeed what I thought, but the thread is more asking what he should do with the money. Regardless of acquirement, substantial sums require for-planning. Something that is definitely discussable.

Buy non perishibles for a year (a site sells these, foods cheaper then actual food and you get independence and peace of mind), guns, gold, diamonds, and a nice place that isnt in the usa, if its underground it couldnt hurt.

'I ounce saw a program on travel channel about building an underground home and while excavating it, mining the opal in this opal rich region, and it paying for the cost of the home. Security, Clean food and drinks, and all the Entertainment you could need. After building your home traveling would be great. Magnet and solar energy, free energy, buy the supressed technology of the world and help produce it. Eventually end world hunger and build a space casino.

You should also get some of that dragonscale armor (new kevlar) and build a suit out of it complete with hard armor mix ins and a helm.

Buy a house for yourself, and a house to rent out.

OMG...I LOVE how you geek 14 yr olds can make $100g's a week, yet BRAIN SURGEONS cant make 100g's a week.

Coober Pedy

Use a little bit of the money to find a decent web server provider and make your own website. You cando whatever you want with it, but link adds to it, so when somebody click the an add, it will take them to it. Now, at places like AdBrite, they base the cost to place an advertisement on your website but the number of hits/day you recieve. Now if you have most of the adds on the site the SWIM hacked linking to your site, you should get tons of crazy hits. Even if you site is just a plain white page that says "FUCK YOU FOR COMING HERE" you will still be able to sell a banner add for quite a bit of money. go to www.AdBrite.com and make an account and place a few banners on your website, and for your website description put a braod list of things (i.e. sex, drugs, technology, science, literature -- i will explain why later.) Now you'll be able to charge close to $300/day like the other site, since your getting a crazy amount of hits. The way this works is say, microsoft, is looking to purchase a few banner adds to promote IE 8 Beta. They see your website name, they see that it is based around interent/computers and they will see that it gets 13,000 hits/day. They will think that it will be worth purchasing form you, because your site has a good chance to get people to click the add. This returns more and more money to you daily.

Hey mortalum, do you have MSN or AIM?
You seem to have good ideas.
I want to talk to you more about them.

+1

Move to country not on this list.
http://tinyurl.com/2zp7o8

Your fucked man, I would stop while your ahead.

Buy a gun.
Load with 2 bullets.
Shoot obama.
Shoot yourself.(or shoot obama twice, then let the ss kill you)

Fixed.

People these days get angry when someone can't be blamed

Pay goatse for a private appearance at your mom's house on Thanksgiving for the whole family. Duh.

If you're not trolling, your strategy is horrible and you're both going to get arrested.


You aren't smart.

totse made u who you are you say...

the noble thing to do would be to give some money to its loyal posters...

This. Go to somewhere with cheap labor, a stable government, and laws that are friendly to the rich (Russia, Indonesia, and China all look nice). Because when you do get caught you'll need to be out of the country with most of your savings in a place where the US government can't touch them. The most important thing here is your safety; owning all the donut shops in the world won't matter if you're in prison. And your money will be worth quite a bit more in these countries than it could be in the US.

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yeah i got aim and msn, you canf ind them on my profile page, lemme know when you see me on, sorry it took so long to reply, i'm moving places and shit is pretty unorganized

this.

Haha i reckon and invest it Op.

you should save that money for bail, you'll need it.

Hookers and booze.

kill your friend since he know then move away and buy a franchise