okay well i am in high school, and of course live with my parents

sometimes i would really like to be able to smoke a bowl without the paranoia of getting caught. and for this to be possible i need a near fool proof plan

what are some suggestions? especially when they are home.

sometimes i take my dog for a walk, and once down the street wander off in the woods and pack a bowl...but it may get a bit obvious if i take my dog for a walk 1-3 times a day if you know what i mean.

or towel under the door after bed/taking a shower....

any other ideas?

get a bike/skateboard/car...

use said device to get far enough from parentals to burn in peace..

Toliet paper roll + Dyer softener worked for me in the past, just turn a fan on in the room and cover the bowl between puffs.

I started long boarding just so i would be able to have an excuse to get high.

shit im 23 and live at my parents that are jesus freaks and i just puffed a bowl in my room. with the 2 fans in each my windows, and a squirt of cologn, but it worked. and yeah, i know my life is worthy as a stadium sized toilet bowl, so dont bother remindin me. er shit go ahead, i could use a laugh... lol

This. Don't get cocky and try it with a joint or blunt. Back in HS we'd pile 8 kids in my buddies bedroom next to his parents room and it worked for a good year and a half.

Thing is, there's no garunteed way to get away with smoking inside the house while your parents are home. Little tricks like this will help alot but chances are if you do it every night you'll eventually get caught...unless your parents are just oblivious.

If you've got a few more years left at home you might as well just tell em. Depending on your parents it will probably be terrible at first but in the long run you'll be glad you did.

Told my mom couple years ago, flipped a shit for about a month. Got my own place now but I'm currently smokin a nice J on my moms couch, so it paid off.

Just my two cents. Your call.

Insence sticks?
One's you light.

Believe me. They are stronger than you think. I've been bunning in my room for a year. Parents never caught on.

It covers the smell no problem. You just have to have parents naive enough to not think "what's he need insence for?".

It covers the smell no problem. You just have to have parents naive enough to not think "what's he need insence for?".

exactly. parents aren't as dumb as they look. thats a dead giveaway a lotta the times. thats basically askin to be caught.

Toilet paper roll + dryer sheets

It covers the smell no problem. You just have to have parents naive enough to not think "what's he need insence for?".

That's not true in all cases. My father used to burn incense so it wasn't anything anyone paid attention to if I did it.

walk your dog and..... while the shower's running, crack a window in your bathroom and smoke with a toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets. blow through the tube out the window and spray some axe or cologne in the bathroom when you're done.

get a window fan, make it so that its sucking air out of the room... toke in front of it...

my parents just pretty much stopped saying anything about it after getting caught.... i haven't smoked in about a month and a half but we used to just go into the side room off of my bedroom and blaze in there... spray some air freshener and hope they dont smell anything....

another thing you could do, is try to find where your bathroom fan pulls the air to, in my case i believe it goes to the attic.... if i go into the bathroom, shut the door, turn on the fan and hold a lighter near the bottom of the door the flame will blow the way the airflow is going, negative pressure and the smoke is not going out that way.... turn on a hot shower and blow towards the fan.... maybe spray a little air freshener in the bathroom. anyone ask why it reeks of flowers just say you took a shit...

my little sister cut a hole in here window screen so she could easily blow smoke out and pour the bong water out...

I'm surprised nobody has brought up using a lightbulb vape. It's extremely simple to make, check youtube or google. My friend has this and he takes hits at his computer desk, with no smell. I have yet to try it out at my house yet, but probably will soon.

that will also work...

I used to have a small glass bowl, and I would just take a small corner hit, cover the bowl with a quarter or a bottle cap, and then hold the smoke in as long as I can. That seemed to work pretty well. Then if there was any smell left, I'd just smoke a cigarette.

But, recently, I wait until my moms goes to sleep (my dad really doesn't give a shit if I smoke some "doobage" as he calls it) and just go outside and sit in my backyard. If anyone comes outside, I'll just say I was smoking a cigarette and looking at the stars.
Plus, it's just more respectful to take your smoking outside if your parents don't want you to smoke.

When I used to live with my parents, I smoked in my room every day with them home too. They never noticed once, because I perfected my stealth smoking method. As far as I'm concerned, this is THE stealth smoking method of all stealth smoking methods.

Get a bong (no pipes, joints or blunts) and a WELL constructed spoof.


Only pack a tiny pinch, only enough weed for one hit, in the bong.


Light it, cash the entire bowl in one hit and clear the bong completely.


Blow your hit in your spoof.


Repeat as needed.


This way, no un-spoofed smoke is getting out into the room, so zero smell.

Haha that's fucked up man me too. Those were the days.

Wait until they fall asleep, then climb out your window/sneak out and come back in. Or in the daytime, say you're walking to the store or something that's nearby and won't take much time.

man just use a sploof then use the Ceiling fan.... i just smoked a bowl and my parents are watching TV maybe 15 feet away in the next room. it works.

showers, closets, fans and windows are all very good.

Well here's some full proof plans.

1. Wait till they are sleep. then go outside in the privacy of your own backyard and chief.

2. Chief outside your bathroom window...take your usual shower of the day or w/e and just smoke then. I hang half my body outside mine....(if your window is big enough for that)

3. chief in your room by a window with a fan system hooked up(what i do) then have a descent candle lit placed in the room. Then if necessary spray a few shots of axe/tag/right guard up in the air

4. If you drive or have a car...just go out there and take a few puffs. Then grab a CD or something out of your as if thats what you went outside for.

Been doing choices 2 and 3 for the last several years. Only almost got caught once because being a dumbass I got the smell of smoke on my clothes(didnt use the fan that time).

Next to resolving the issue of smel l... just slowly talk and or hang around your parents while ur just alittle, maybe just like a hit or 2... and then! work your way up to where u can get pretty high around your parents. You just kinda got to learn how to chill around.... yes i know it sounds dumb but it worked for me. Hope that help... it was kind of a generalized answer.

if you can't face your parents high and you wanna be high in the day, say you're taking a nap and chill in the dark ;D

I just wait until my mum has gone to bed and just nip outside quickly and smoke a zoot.

Or, if I can't be arsed waiting because she isn't going to bed early enough, I just say I'm going out for a cig and smoke a spliff instead.

Or, if I can't be arsed waiting because she isn't going to bed early enough, I just say I'm going out for a cig and smoke a spliff instead.

ahhaha those waits are the worst.

ANyway..

Smoke it in the kitchen while cooking alot of strong smelling food to cover it up. Flawless.

Just tell your mom your going for a walk. It's pretty fuckin simple.

eat pot laced food.
or get a vape.

ahhaha those waits are the worst.

ANyway..

Yeah dude. It seems like the night you actually have weed and are waiting for the parents to go to sleep, they seem to never go to sleep.

go take out your trash and bring your pipe with you.

Burn incense. Duh.

man yall are desperate just go outside lol

If your that paranoid just get a cheap vape.

packing snaps+ghosting rips= almost no smell
i have learned over the years of living with parents to ghost
bong rips, gets you pretty fucking baked
step one: pack a snap (one hit bowl)
step two: snap it (smoke it and suck it all through)
step three: ghost it (hold in lungs until there is no smoke)
step four: blow out/near window
step five: rinse and repeat

i successfully smoked every night in my room/bathroom for two years using this method and never got caught. but then again i got lucky and my parents lived upstairs and i lived downstairs in the farthest room from them, and they were dumb asses.

^ This. I always just ghost (my parents really don't as much of a shit as of late since they have come to the realization of the inevitability of it, but before .....)and I only got busted twice with doobs both times might I add (yes I was a dumbass to try it a second time). And maybe the toilet paper roll/ dryer sheet combo and I wouldn't worry at all. Hey, but that's just my two cents.

Just hit the bowl out the window, hold the hit til you can't anymore and exhale out the window. Sploofs and incense are the way to go if you can't be assed to use the window method. Also, towel under door is a good idea but usually a give away.

Yeah dude. It seems like the night you actually have weed and are waiting for the parents to go to sleep, they seem to never go to sleep.

It pisses me right off.

Haha that's fucked up man me too. Those were the days.


They were, but now that I live on my own. I smoke pot so I have an excuse to long board.. Hahahaha

i used to smoke in my basement (finished, with tv and couch, its pretty nice) after my parents went to sleep, i didnt get caught until i got ballsy and smoked a blunt down there. that was the start of the downfall.

1) Put a window fan backwards in your window
2) Blow hit directly out window

Should just keep going out for walks and what not? Your parents are gonna have less of a problem with you blazing if you're at least doing it out somewhere else and holding some level of respect for their rules in the house.

just go outside. No matter how risk free it is, ur still gonna be paranoid which just sucks. Plus there will always be that one time where u make a mistake, and get caught for it. Not too long ago, I blazed a bowl out my window, but I guess a breeze put some of the smoke right back in my room. While Im frantically trying to handle that, I forget about my bong in my hand which has smoke pouring out into my room. It was terrible. I just sat in my room as my parents tried to figure out what the smell was.

hahah gfizzle..did they figure it out?

Well, first of all, the more you get busted the less they care, worked for me in the past.

Step 1
Back in the high school years when they did not suspect a thing I invested my money into vapor brothers whip-vape, which is superior to any other vape when it comes to stealth smoking (volcano/herbal aire are the only other 2 vapes that really work, but they are unsuitable for stealth smoking because of the fucking loud hairdryer fan noise)

Step 2
Drier sheets, scented, stuffed in a long tube (not TP) such as cling wrap tube, with few sheets rubberbanded over the exit hole.

Step 3
Window fan, or any fan set up in the window to pull air out, or mounting the spooftube so its half way out the window. Towel down the door.

Step 4 - optional
Ozium (greatest smell-killa ever), citronella candle/incense, air ionizer, ozone generator, HEPA filtered tower fan. Or some garlicky food sittin by the door

Step 5 - even more optional
Do it all while "taking a shower" with the water temp on highest.

Or just roll a dub and go for a walk, bring some cologne, eyedrops and gum.

no, but they claimed it smelled similiar to a cig. It was a close one.