Do it you bitch.
So you're telling me to get off totse, go outside, and ask a girl out .... You're sick.

It's not even my work day.

You're way overcomplicating this. I suggest writing out palm cards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWSxSu8FPxw

In your case, how about you go the charlie harper way and booze it up?

You're way overcomplicating this. I suggest writing out palm cards.

Lawl5

Maybe. Or I could just harden the fuck up?

Maybe. Or I could just harden the fuck up?
That's what she said.

Numjum, if you do it you get n00dz of Emma. ;)

I want facial pix first, to see whether she is worthy of me getting bounced IRL, at least if I don't get any pussy that night, I can get some hand while looking at your girlfriend. :)

Shite, I have work tomorrow. Quick, guise! What do I say?

Just flop your cock out on the checkout desk and be like "Look, I got you lunch! lolololllololol!"

JUST SAY HI, HOW'S WORK BEEN etc..

CONVERSATION.

I have faith in you NumJum.

This one.

x2 bro, gl, dont be nervous

numbjum says he banned
and
"I have work in less than half an hour, this is making me shit bricks"

We always seem to go on breaks at different time, but I have workmates who would think something's up if I mysteriously go on a break when she goes up.

I gotta find a way to do it stealthy; or just not give a fuck. :\

Go on a break when she does.. talk with her then ask her what shes doing on saturday.
if she says no, then big deal. Theres plenty more fish in the sea

numjum r bant

Updates:

- - Obongo says:
sir
- - Obongo says:
listen
- - Obongo says:
there's this party tomorrow night
- - Obongo says:
after work
- - Obongo says:
she and i both work tomorrow too
- - Obongo says:
but tonight
- - Obongo says:
i was going to buy some gum
- - Obongo says:
(lol)
- - Obongo says:
"so, what are you doing after work tomorrow"
- - Obongo says:
that was my plan
- - Obongo says:
but this is what REALLY happened
- - Obongo says:
i saw her
- - Obongo says:
she was at the checkout
- - Obongo says:
but i had to have a piss
- - Obongo says:
so i thought, i'll have a piss then buy some gum
- - Obongo says:
so when i was going for a piss, i needed to have a shit
- - Obongo says:
that took a good 10 mins
- - Obongo says:
by the time i got to the checkout, (which was empty before)
- - Obongo says:
it now had like 10 people in line
- - Obongo says:
so my plan was foiled

Finally unbanned...

I have work tonight ...

Ask for her number, if/when she gives it to you call her and go from there. I've found if they give you their number they expect you to call it... :p

So I've talked to her once ... I just go up, ask for number, then call her ...

"How heavy is a polar bear? Enough to break the ice. LOL

If you would like to hear more of these jokes and my witty humor, I'm having a party this weeked at etc, you should come."


Sounded good when I thought of it at least.

Don't ask out a girl you barely know. She'll think you only like her for her looks, most girls aren't impressed by this.

Talk to her a little more, even if its just fun small talk. Be flirtatious from the very beginning though, to avoid the friend zone.

If she seems open and comfortable with your advances, ask her out after a few conversations.

Yeah why else would someone give you their number if they didn't expect you to call or at least text them?

Ring her up ask her how she's going and what she is up to...most people say "nothing much" to that question...am I right? And when she says that ask her if she wants to do something together...that's really open, it could mean going out for a feed, to a movie or an invitation to continue the phone conversation.

I'd ask her if she's interested in getting together to get to know one another better...that's the best you can really hope for now if you're serious about her.

Meh, can't be fucked anymore. She wasn't at work today.

I'll probably change my mind tomorrow, though...

Numjum is gonna die alone.

























































































pwnt.

Meh, I have figured out that work and school are not the places to be getting hoes.

I'll be dating 15 bitches left right and center once I get to uni.

Haha Numberjumbo is pathetic, haha, all of you are pathetic.
You see a girl, and have an eye contact with her for ten seconds and now you cant get her out of your head, well guess what buddy, she doesnt think about you, she has a life. So when you come up to her with "give me your number bitch" she is going to freak out:):):).

Oh, guess what guys, its my Birthday,and i am going to a club with 3 hot, russian, 18 year old girls.
Yeahhh bitches!!!

That same procrastination is the reason of your current and past failures. But hey keep telling yourself that if it helps.

whats the weather like suth of florida..>.< nice spelling

S.O.U.T.H. South

North East Suth West

gl with your 18 hot russians.

Haha Numberjumbo is pathetic, haha, all of you are pathetic.
You see a girl, and have an eye contact with her for ten seconds and now you cant get her out of your head, well guess what buddy, she doesnt think about you, she has a life. So when you come up to her with "give me your number bitch" she is going to freak out:):):).

Oh, guess what guys, its my Birthday,and i am going to a club with 3 hot, russian, 18 year old girls.
Yeahhh bitches!!!Lol, nice lie.

Haha Numberjumbo is pathetic, haha, I am pathetic.
You see a girl, and have an eye contact with her for ten seconds and now you cant get her out of your head, well guess what buddy, she doesnt think about you, she has a life. So when you come up to her with "give me your number bitch" she is going to freak out:):):).

Oh, guess what guys, its my Birthday,and i am going to a club with 3 hot, russian, 18 year old guys.
Yeahhh bitches!!!

fixed

Saying anything is better than saying nothing.

If you want her to remember you, you should purchase a bunch of embarrassing items.

I am not doing that.

Wonder if she is working today, earlier when I went into the mall, I eyed out the fuckin' Harry Potter who works at the checkouts.

I felt temporarily superior.

Point to a really weird serial killer looking customer and say,
"My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute."

or "I like that outfit, it would look great crumpled by my bed."

or "What do you like for breakfast? I have that."

or while you're in the break room "How about you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the next thing that pops up?"

Then flash a really cheesy looking smile.

It's all about absolute confidence. If you have trouble putting yourself in this state/can't see yourself being like this then imagine you're an actor in a role or you're are completely joking with her and don't want anything to do with her. Anything to ease the pressure off of you. Also you can win over everyone else around her by cracking jokes and telling stories without paying any attention to her and this will spark her interest in you even more.

Good jokes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funniest_joke

I am not doing that.

Wonder if she is working today, earlier when I went into the mall, I eyed out the fuckin' Harry Potter who works at the checkouts.

I felt temporarily superior.

Talk to her. Buy some shit and stand around for a minute talking with her. Basic info. Where she goes to school, what she does when she's not working. That kind of thing. Talk to her two or three times, then ask her for her number and if she'd like to do something. Hopefully you'll have listened, and you can then use what you know to plan some shit to do. I already said this once. Just go fucking do it.

whats the weather like suth of florida..>.< nice spelling

S.O.U.T.H. South

North East Suth West

gl with your 18 hot russians.

You dont think i can spell south. It is all part of a bigger plan;)

And i wouldnt know, cause i am in Russia right now:D, having fun and getting to know myself.

fixed

haha, you have an imagination of a 13 year old stuck to a wheel chair:p .

But dont i bring a legit point (all flaming aside) you see a girl and she becomes your Zahir in ten seconds. I was like that for years, maybe i am still like that, but i know for a fact that this is not healthy. We, men, need an "Idea", something that will occupy us and make us something more. So when we do become something more, it will be women that look for us not the other way around. Just read "Teenger" Dostoevsky, he has a great fucking point.

I'm not going to bust out that long as statement, lol. I just need a quick question that also leaves the only possible responses "yes" or "no".

I agree with you about the long winded statement lol... I mean, even if you don't overthink it, get nervous and end up saying something different that makes no sense, you will just end up sounding like buzz killington from family guy.

Narrowing down the possible responses is probably a good idea. But leave harry potter alone, he's been having a rough time of it recently. honestly, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I hereby challenge you to grab life by the balls. Ask her out and be one of the rare success stories that these threads produce.

There, now you have to do it. Just tell her you want to go out, and get her number. Then, if appropriate, go to the harry potter guy and re-enact the "do you like apples" dialogue from Good Will Hunting. Epic.

She wasn't at work Thursday or Friday.

This guy from work had a party last night, it was his last day. I hoped she was gonna go, but she didn't go there either.

Lol, the Harry Potter guy went to it, and these drunk people said, "Hey, that guy looks like Harry Potter! AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHASHASHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Was pretty funny. That was apparently the first time ol' Harry has smoked weed or gotten drunk before .

We had a kid at frosh this year who was a weak-looking ginger kid.

I got everyone to start yelling out "hey look, it's ron weasley" and pretty much embarrassed the shit out of him.

Jackketch would have been proud.

She wasn't at work Thursday or Friday.

This guy from work had a party last night, it was his last day. I hoped she was gonna go, but she didn't go there either.


well why didn't you invite her? Maybe this other guy who had the party is also a pussy like you and too scared to talk to her.

well why didn't you invite her? Maybe this other guy who had the party is also a pussy like you and too scared to talk to her.
You're also an idiot.

The party was on Friday night, she works Thursdays and Fridays. If she wasn't at work both of those days, how the fuck can I ask her?

And before you say something stupid like, "SHULD HAVE AKSD LAST WEAK", no one knew of the the party at that time.

Moron.

You're also an idiot.

The party was on Friday night, she works Thursdays and Fridays. If she wasn't at work both of those days, how the fuck can I ask her?

And before you say something stupid like, "SHULD HAVE AKSD LAST WEAK", no one knew of the the party at that time.

Moron.

You should've got her number last week, then you could've called and invited her to the party.

I was going to come into this thread mocking you, but then I realised I'm 20 and still dunno how to do this shit

You're also an idiot.

The party was on Friday night, she works Thursdays and Fridays. If she wasn't at work both of those days, how the fuck can I ask her?

And before you say something stupid like, "SHULD HAVE AKSD LAST WEAK", no one knew of the the party at that time.

Moron.

just think if you had talked to her earlier, maybe you'd be banging her right now instead of talking to me
But its ok I'm glad you chose me, it makes me all tingly inside;);)

baby

just think if you had talked to her earlier, maybe you'd be banging her right now instead of talking to me
But its ok I'm glad you chose me, it makes me all tingly inside;);)

baby

Apparently she's 15...

Some guy at the party was like, "Hey, Numjum, where's your Christina bitch?" Then everyone was like, "Owwwww, this guyyyyyyyyyyyy", then some guy pipes up, "You know she's 15, right?"

Many lulz ensued from that point on, but I'm 17, so it makes it alright (For when she turns 16). I still have to find out if it is true or not.

Meh, went on a break with her today :D

Didn't say much though, lawl.

Only thing I said was, "Do you have a pen?", was pretty crackup.

She was like, "Haha no" then I laughed as well and continued on doing my crossword with no pen.

Would have talked more but had faggots around that were ruining the mood.

Only thing I said was, "Do you have a pen?"

Smooth.

I was sitting there, her, other guy and I.

Guy was listening to his iPod, I was pretending to text on my phone, trying not to make fail eye contact, and she was eating some fruit.

I started laughing, then asked her if she had a pen, she said no but laughed too. That broke the awkwardness too, I kinda hoped she didn't have a pen, because that would be pretty lulz, "Oh, shi-".

Then I said, "Ha, figured out this word" then she said some shit, but I was too busy with my crossword to take notice.

Smooth.

I'd advise against asking her straight out, it would be abit awkward as she doesn't really know you, you have to get more friendly with her, try just having conversations where the mood is lighthearted and silly at first so it isn't awkward and remember to be abit forward/flirtatious so she doesn't friend zone you, then just gauge how she reacts to your subtle advances, if she's not interested she just probably answer you quickly then get back to what she's doing, if she does seem positive and interested then just ask to go do something with here, it doesn't have to be a special pickup line because you've already noticed she's interested in you (hopefully lol) and she'll be happy to spend some time with you and get to know you better.

That was my initial plan, each time I have asked a girl out straight up, it turns into a disaster and I end up making everyone laugh because I fully rip into her with insults and just start owning her face.

Pretty keen for her to be interested in me.

bump

Hey ahhhh whats the good word on the situation?

I finally pulled off my run with this girl at work, nearly impossible catching this chick by herself or alone away from the rest of her co-workers. Fucking finally got my 1 on 1 with her away from her usual position(behind the desk) and it was nothing but success. Im pretty sure it was straight up luck and by the power of God that my timing was on key that day.

Nothing like having some girl laughing her ass off at every dumb thing I say while building report from other nearby females.

Get your ass in the fucking ring and exchange hits if you havent already. Aint nothing to it but to do it.

numjum is banned, so I'm replying for him, he said explain the situation... what happened?

Just hit it off as expected. Everything was kosher as i expected it would be with her considering we barely knew each other. Just had her isolated 1 on 1 with me for like 25 minutes or so and it was pretty forward/positive in my opinion.

Ill drop more details upon next run in with her as that will determine whether or not my run was DQ'd or accounted for.

Success on totse!

*opens champagne

I didn't read any replies so i dont know if this' been mentioned or not:

Just ask her questions about her. Genuine questions that you truly care to know. "Do you like working here"? "How did you find this job"? "Going to school?" "What are you taking?"

Like that.

ugh fucking hell yall are noobs at getting girls

1. start convo on surrounding or some latest news shit in newspaper

2. continue convo throw in some funny jokes and ask what her point of view on shit is

3. after getting further into the convo bring up some shit like sports and see what team she likes then casually find out if she got a boy friend by saying "oh red sock does your boyfriend like the red socks too?" then shell say yes or no i don't have a boy friend.

4. ask her why not then if she says she cant get one cause shes ugly or w/e complement her and shit or shell say she isnt into dating or got hurt then you'll kno to step off

5. if you feel she is a option of dating say this at the end of the convo and act in a hurry by checking your watch or asking the time say this "what time is it?" "oh shit blah blah i gotta go hey listen its been great chatting with you maybe i could get your number and we could talk later?" and wala she should give u her number.

6. call her later get to kno her better then after awhile hangout then take her out on a date and so on so forth and dont drag ass with shit or shell end up with some guy and youll ruin the chance and end up as friends.

and this is proper way to get a girl

You know this wouldn't have been so funny if you hadn't called people "noobs at getting girls"

Oh and did I say it was ironic? No? Maybe I should.

You know this wouldn't have been so funny if you hadn't called people "noobs at getting girls"

Oh and did I say it was ironic? No? Maybe I should.

This. Fucking retard "mastergamerx."

So did NumJumbo do work or am i going to jack his thread over?

it works like this:

1. introduction (hi my name is **** I work out the back)
2. compliment (you smell nice every day)
3. question (what time is your break?)


then synchronise breaks, say see ya later, then on the break think up some crap to talk about. if she's a human female she will not be able to resist the introduction, compliment, question combo.

Use this technique if you enjoy being alone.

Use this technique if you enjoy being alone.

When you say things like that you want to back them up with your reasons.

I don't think there's anything paricularly wrong with his approach per se, except I would probably hold off on the complimenting part till maybe a lil later, or at the very least, try not to make it too personal/intimate (saying someone "smells nice" is a tad too intimate in my opinion, especially when you don't really know that person).

But I guess if you genuinely feel like complimenting, like maybe she wore a sweater that looked cool, by all means go ahead.

get her number and wait a few days before calling her. call her up, talk casually then ask her out but don't make it seem like it is a date, more as in just hanging out casually...don't make it too romantic but at the same time not too casual.

don't txt her a lot, makes you seem clingy.My question was pretty fucked up and worded incorrectly.

Sorry, this is not the answer I wanted lol.

bump

get her number and wait a few days before calling her. call her up, talk casually then ask her out but don't make it seem like it is a date, more as in just hanging out casually...don't make it too romantic but at the same time not too casual.

don't txt her a lot, makes you seem clingy.

Spoken like a true prodigy. Always use time as a figuring factor in your equation....always keep shit on the legit scale.

Depending how your status is built up with her/what she initially thinks....now in this case dont let time pass, get busy and go talk to her.

If it hasnt been too long(i.e months) since you met this girl you should be getting down to business quick. Thats what put a knife midway into my shit, the time factor. This girl has been around since beginning of the school year haha and now months later things are finally starting to kick off....talk about being in and out of the fucking picture... shits really iffy. Throws red flags up in the girls head, although with some BS power you can bulshit your way out of any fingering questions she has trying to point out and figure out shit of why?

If it was that simple, I would have done it already and not be attention whoring on totse :).

Let me reword my question:

After talking to her for a while at the checkouts, (white, as in every time I see her briefly, not a half an hour checkout conversation), should I ask for her number or just go straight to asking to hang out?

What has a higher success rate? This situation's results will be influenced by statistics.

ask for her number.

asking her to hang out while she is doing her job will put pressure on her if there are other people waiting, I assume. if you ask for her number it'll be quick and you'll have time to talk to her and ask her out in a relaxed manner.

Is this that whore's msn that you gave me jumbo?

Hate to break it to you like this dude but she totally digs me and camz all the time behind your back on Thursdays

Maybe I got the wrong bitch though, you up to your neck in hoes.

I have a solution; follow her home, brainwash her and her parents, turn them muslim, do the same to your parents; then get an arranged marriage and be stuck with her for all eternity.

I wanna be best man if it works out.

I'll fuck her in the ass.

ask for her number.

asking her to hang out while she is doing her job will put pressure on her if there are other people waiting, I assume. if you ask for her number it'll be quick and you'll have time to talk to her and ask her out in a relaxed manner.Hmmm..

I have stopped nightshift, those fucking cunts are too tight, some people work overtime too and the fucking office staff are too stupid to figure it out, they paid me an extra 10 hours than everyone else ...

Anyway.

Time to see my sexy hunny!!!!!!!!

I.E. in two hours.

So casual conversation is just a LITTLE too much for some people now, isn't it?

wat

I can agree about the rumors to an extent. I've become friends with this girl at work, to the point where we hang out together, just the two of us, and I'll talk to her off the clock when she's working (she's a receptionist and she spends a lot of time sitting around just waiting to answer the phone). It seems like just about everyone refers to her as "my girlfriend" when they bring her up in front of me, and I heard a guy ask her once where "her boyfriend" was (I was right behind him). But with us they're just messing with us, even if they do find our relationship a little strange. So who cares?

Armbar her until she agrees to go out with you.

Lulz. I think it was a success tonight.

Went on a break the same time as her, but ol' Harry was hanging around her, talkblocking me (like cockblocking, but talking), so no talking there.

But I waved when she walked past the aisle I was working in, and she waved back.

Pretty fail tbh. Fucking Harry. He works every night now basically, so I have no chance to fuckin' talk to her.

You're such a little bitch, fucking do something about it. You think girls are attracted to guys who just sit around and watch opporunities pass them by? Yeah, those are the real winners in life.

Pussy doesn't come to those who wait my friend.

You're such a little bitch, fucking do something about it. You think girls are attracted to guys who just sit around and watch opporunities pass them by? Yeah, those are the real winners in life.

Pussy doesn't come to those who wait my friend.The only thing stopping me is the fear of rejection, and the awkwardness that will follow on for months after.

You don't have to straight up ask her out. Just ask for her number or if she wants to hang. Once you have her number, you can ask her without being at work. If you don't get her number, she probably really hates you. If you think she likes you, chances are you're right. If you're unsure, you've still got a shot.

If fear of rejection stops you then I hope you're prepared to work this supermarket job for the rest of your life. Make a move. Girls like confident guys who grab them by the figurative balls.

Just rejection from girls owns me, don't give a fuck if I get rejected from anything else, I'll be more successful in the end than everyone on totse.

I would have her number already if it weren't for Harry in my fucking way.

He goes on break with her EVERY fucking time.

Just rejection from girls owns me, don't give a fuck if I get rejected from anything else, I'll be more successful in the end than everyone on totse.

I would have her number already if it weren't for Harry in my fucking way.

He goes on break with her EVERY fucking time.

She probably likes him more than you, or is going out with him already.

Feels bad man :(

Just rejection from girls owns me, don't give a fuck if I get rejected from anything else, I'll be more successful in the end than everyone on totse.

I would have her number already if it weren't for Harry in my fucking way.

He goes on break with her EVERY fucking time.

A guy who can't even muster up the balls to ask out a girl, more successful than anyone else on totse? Okay man, but just so you know there are a whole bunch of people who are already way ahead of you. Some of them even asked girls to marry them. I know right, that's nuts.

Grow a sack or donate your balls.

A guy who can't even muster up the balls to ask out a girl, more successful than anyone else on totse? Okay man, but just so you know there are a whole bunch of people who are already way ahead of you. Some of them even asked girls to marry them. I know right, that's nuts.

Grow a sack or donate your balls.I'll show you, one day

k

If Harry isn't with her tomorrow at break, I'll try get her number.

I'll show you, one day

k

If Harry isn't with her tomorrow at break, I'll try get her number.

How bout you try even if Harry is there?

Jesus Christ, it's been more than a month now and you're still "contemplating".

This thread is like an unsuccessful low-budget made-for-tv sequel to bunny.meatball that nobody cares about.

How bout you try even if Harry is there?

Cut the try Numjum. Watch more StarWars.

Do or do not do, there is no try.

Yeah, I learned all my pickup skillz from StarWars movies.

How bout you try even if Harry is there?If I wanted people to know, I'd make a video and post it on youtube.

Agent: Haha, fuck. I major fail. Please don't remind me.

Cut the try Numjum. Watch more StarWars.

Do or do not do, there is no try.

Yeah, I learned all my pickup skillz from StarWars movies.

That's what I meant. If he's not there, I will.

If I wanted people to know, I'd make a video and post it on youtube.



All you're asking for is her number.
Harry is probably contemplating asking her out as well but is too chicken shit to do anything about it, like you.

All you're asking for is her number.
Harry is probably contemplating asking her out as well but is too chicken shit to do anything about it, like you.I just found his Bebo page, but it's set to private so I added him.

Btw, he's 20, she's like 16 or 17.

Post pics of this Harry Potter sucka, and the chick too if you've got them.

I have posted them in IRC before, but I'm not posting them on the forum.

I don't have any of the girl.

His status on bebo is "single" and he doesn't seem to have her on his friends list.

Okay.

If I were you, at this point I'd just be thinking "Fuck it." and either doing it or just giving the fuck up.

Dude Numjum, get her msn or AIM or whatever instead.

You need to make friends with Harry, do it. Eventually Harry will tell her how great you are, she will think you are great. Now Harry is not an obstacle, you can talk to both Harry and the girl without anyone thinking you're weird.

The only thing stopping me is the fear of rejection, and the awkwardness that will follow on for months after.

Rejection hahaha, whats this rejection you speak of? You already created the idea in your head the possibility of rejection ahey? Nice going kid.....way to be on the ball. Instead of thinking about this girls tits bouncing in your face your worried about getting rejected......you need some spartan training.

Dude and I know its a bitch with other people around...thats my main issue here. And its a basically a shut out because knowing 1 on 1 shes on the vibe but with a room full of people her focus may not be as direct you kno what im saying? You may not even get acknowledged.

So casual conversation is just a LITTLE too much for some people now, isn't it?

QFT! Then all you gotta do is be nimble and professional and throw some game up in there..be hangin out with the bitch within 24 hours. I guess things are just too hard and out of reach anymore...limit yourself

Dude and I know its a bitch with other people around...thats my main issue here. And its a basically a shut out because knowing 1 on 1 shes on the vibe but with a room full of people her focus may not be as direct you kno what im saying? You may not even get acknowledged.
If that's the case then what even makes you think girls would be genuinely interested in you if she's ashamed or "shy" infront of other people?

Nitrous has obviously never pulled.

If that's the case then what even makes you think girls would be genuinely interested in you if she's ashamed or "shy" infront of other people?

Nitrous has obviously never pulled.

"And its a basically a shut out because knowing 1 on 1 shes on the vibe but with a room full of people her focus may not be as direct you kno what im saying?"

Where is shy and ashamed of at in the above sentence? Maybe if i put my 3d glasses on itll show them....

word.

Dude Numjum, get her msn or AIM or whatever instead.If I still were to ask for that in front of Harry, I might as well ask for her number.

Converting Harry to be my friend...hmm...

NitrousMafia: I don't know what to reply with, it was tl;dr

Why didnt i see "New Zealand " before....

Sorry mate you have to have your own book of proverbs over there...american game doesnt work in your parts.

Why didnt i see "New Zealand " before....

Sorry mate you have to have your own book of proverbs over there...american game doesnt work in your parts.wat

failed again

fuckin' harry

If it wasn't for harry it would be something else. It has been over 3 months and I bet you a steak dinner that Harry hasn't been around her for every second of that time.

This is what I'd do. Walk up to them and say, "Harry I'm stealing [insert name] for a second.. Don't worry I'll return her in one piece". Or something to that effect. When you're talking to her just say that want to get to know her better and you can't do that at work, then ask for her number or if she wants to do drinks after work.

To be honest I'm not that modest and I would ask her in front of Harry. After she accepts, I'd make eye contact with Harry, smile, then walk off.

I tell you this just as I'd tell any of my closest mates: You really need to grow a set.

Maybe numjum ran out of quarters, cant play the game anymore.....out of gas.

Nothing more we can do its all up to you pal...unless someone wants to give him the cheat codes?

Fuck you. He literally has been hovering around her, cockblocking me permanently.
That idea sucks.
Yea, then it falls to shit if it turns out Harry isn't actually trying to get with her. I look like a dumbass jealous faggot.
Yes, I know this.

I'm going to keep trying my bullshit strategy, wait until harry's not around then strike.

In the meantime, I'll be, uhh, yea.

I'm going to keep trying my bullshit strategy, wait until harry's not around then strike.

At the risk of sounding painfully cliche, same method same results.

If you taking nothing else away from this thread take this: Girls don't like guys who get passionate about anything. I cannot stress that enough. You always must come across, non-chalant and chill.

What do I mean by this? Say you're in a club and you and you ask a girl out and goes "Who the fuck are you? You're an ugly fuck, go and die you cunt". I know what you would do from your previous posts how exactly you'd respond, but you cannot get hostile. You have to remain chill, smile and just say "Whatever".

What about the other end of the spectrum where the same hot girl comes up to you and you thinking "of fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, what do I say what do I say?", and she is flirting and coming on to you? You have to act the same if she is telling you to fuck off. You have to be chill and you don't give a fuck if she is there or not. You're acting like you don't need her....... I know I'm going to make enemies saying this, but when a girl is telling you to fuck off, she doesn't mean fuck off... What you have got to realize is that girls are hit on much, much much more than guys. A study I was reading somewhere, hot attractive girls are on average hit on 5 times a day, sometimes much more, sometimes much less, but on average.. Say she goes out 3 nights a week, that 15 times a week, 60 times a month or 720 guys a year. From the age of 16 to 21, she has already been approached by 3,600 guys. Now she obviously can't say yes to all these people, so she has to come up with a sound byte to get rid of them. What you have to do is prove you're not one of the 3,600. You have to prove to her you're 'that guy'.... She can't see you get passionate over anything retarded like someone making fun of you, a girl telling you to fuck off or something to that effect. You have to prove to her that you're social, confident and not give a fuck what harry or the girl at the next checkout thinks.

I know this goes against every fiber of your being, but this is how all these guys are getting all these girls... What would you do if you were 89 years old, you never went out or married another person. Then you get a call from this girl that you're into now and she tells you she would have gone out with you but you never asked.. Would you have cared what harry might of said then?.... Or even when you're 45, would have you cared about what harry said when you were 17? FFS.

I'm not saying you have to ask her in front of harry, or I wasn't even trying to tell you what to do in verbatim in the previous post. I'm just creating random scenarios, I'm just leaving it up to you to fill in the blanks.

For example, whats wrong with going through her check-out (10 people might be behind you, but who gives a fuck, right?) and telling her that you want to get to know her better but you can't do that at work, then asking for her number? I mean that is a natural conversation from one human to another...

Its not a big deal asking a girl out. If you made a new guy friend at work and you wanted to do something with him outside of work you wouldn't even think about asking him to go see Slayer in concert. You seem to have a mental block that won't allow you to think/communicate rationally with the softer-sex. You seem to think if you fail with this girl, you fail against the women species.

I just realized how much I typed, so I'm wrapping it up...

Just remember you need to calm down. I'm saying this because if she sees you act in an irrational manner, for example:


Fuck you. He literally has been hovering around her, cockblocking me permanently.


I know you were saying that to me in a light-hearted manner (or so I perceived), but if a guy at work disagrees with you, or is wrong about something you can't be like "Fuck you, this is how it is"... In guys tems, it will make you look like a flat-chested girl.

I stopped at like page 4, so if this has been mentioned, then my bad. Just relax, be yourself, and try and get to know her. I definitely agree that asking a girl straight up might get a little awkward, so get somewhat familiar with her, then ask if she wants to go to the movies. that's my advice.

It is page 4, and taking her out to the movies is not the best of ideas.

For example, whats wrong with going through her check-out (10 people might be behind you, but who gives a fuck, right?) and telling her that you want to get to know her better but you can't do that at work, then asking for her number? I mean that is a natural conversation from one human to another... I will fuck this one up.

Its not a big deal asking a girl out. If you made a new guy friend at work and you wanted to do something with him outside of work you wouldn't even think about asking him to go see Slayer in concert. Yea, I know it's the same thing, but meh, since I basically have a thing for her, it is proving to be more difficult. I do not have sexual feelings for any male friends at work, that's why it would be easier to ask them to hang out. I have other girls' numbers from work, got their numbers easily enough, don't know why this particular one is fucking difficult.

You seem to have a mental block that won't allow you to think/communicate rationally with the softer-sex. You seem to think if you fail with this girl, you fail against the women species.
Shit has happened before that has ruined my confidence.



I know you were saying that to me in a light-hearted manner (or so I perceived), but if a guy at work disagrees with you, or is wrong about something you can't be like "Fuck you, this is how it is"... In guys tems, it will make you look like a flat-chested girl.Yea, it was light-hearted lol.

I say shit like that, "Fuck you, this is how it's going to be..." but it's usually taken as a joke because no one knows when I'm serious or not.

Jesus, even the fucking cage is easier than this :o

EDIT: You have basically guessed my personality from just the posts in this thread... Amazing..

EDIT: How is the success rate for 'my friends reckon I can't get your number'? If I say it in a joking way then success? FUck.

Numjum, we need you cool.

Are you cool?

I'm cooler than a motherfuckin' polar bear.

My friend thought it would be funny to say I should wear sunglasses.... I didn't respond.

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God damnit, fuckin' harry. Always in my fucking way.

Then relax, and act cool and think cool when you're around her.

You are the man. You have the power. Don't give her any of it, she'll hate you if you do.

So be a cool motherfucker, and do whatever you want to do. No need to think of some lame phrase to use on her, I can sense your nervousness across the interwebs. Just stay cool, that Harry nigga ain't got shit on you.

Then relax, and act cool and think cool when you're around her.

You are the man. You have the power. Don't give her any of it, she'll hate you if you do.

So be a cool motherfucker, and do whatever you want to do. No need to think of some lame phrase to use on her, I can sense your nervousness across the interwebs. Just stay cool, that Harry nigga ain't got shit on you.
Don't even know why I made this thread, I know what I have to do, I just like attention whoring. :o

I know what to ask and shit, I just need the right time, IE break alone with her, or see her doing returns in my aisle, IE not at the checkout with 50 other people watching.

How is the success rate for 'my friends reckon I can't get your number'? If I say it in a joking way then success? FUck.

Personally not a huge fan of pick-up lines myself. But I don't know her, and if you think you can pull it off in a way to make her laugh then more power to ya. Because I'm a social-extrovert, If I were to ever try that in the checkout, I'd point to an old guy behind me, make sure he'd be able to hear, point to him, and announce to her the he made a bet with you that you wouldn't ask her out.... Haha, by no means am I suggesting this, you just gave me some food for thought.

But what ever you do, remember to be casual, be confident, and be funny.


Don't even know why I made this thread, I know what I have to do, I just like attention whoring. :o

I know what to ask and shit, I just need the right time, IE break alone with her, or see her doing returns in my aisle, IE not at the checkout with 50 other people watching.

I hate to apply pressure, but you are dangerously close to the "LJBF" (Lets Just Be Friends) zone with her. Once you're in the LJBF zone, that is the point of no return and no amount of pick-up knowledge can ever help. You're going to have to pen out a plan of attack. I've already made a few hypothetical suggestions to get you started, but only you know what you're comfortable with to execute.

I know that you feel like that there is only one optimal striking position, but you need more. A SWAT team doesn't raid a crack house with 1 plan, they go in with 10, thats how they survive. Ideally, you should be random enough to make any time the right time. But from the sounds of it, you're a dead-set left brainier, depending 100% on logic, facts rule, over thinking, detail orientated scenarios...

Whatever you do, act swift, act fast. These things have time limits.

Personally not a huge fan of pick-up lines myself. But I don't know her, and if you think you can pull it off in a way to make her laugh then more power to ya. Because I'm a social-extrovert, If I were to ever try that in the checkout, I'd point to an old guy behind me, make sure he'd be able to hear, point to him, and announce to her the he made a bet with you that you wouldn't ask her out.... Haha, by no means am I suggesting this, you just gave me some food for thought.Lol, might try that, she will probably laugh, but still think it was a joke and I don't actually want her number :o:(. Apparently I'm a funnyman... I shall use this tactic.



I hate to apply pressure, but you are dangerously close to the "LJBF" (Lets Just Be Friends) zone with her. Once you're in the LJBF zone, that is the point of no return and no amount of pick-up knowledge can ever help. You're going to have to pen out a plan of attack. I've already made a few hypothetical suggestions to get you started, but only you know what you're comfortable with to execute.Why do you assume I'm 'dangerously close' to the friendzone? I've had like three conversations with her, all lasting less than 10 seconds...

But from the sounds of it, you're a dead-set left brainier, depending 100% on logic, facts rule, over thinking, detail orientated scenarios...Situations like this, yes...

Whatever you do, act swift, act fast. These things have time limits.k

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Are you like a psychiatrist or something?

Buy me a double plane ticket to new zealand and I'll sort out all your problems (I can sort out return). Could do with a holiday.

Lol, might try that, she will probably laugh, but still think it was a joke and I don't actually want her number

"I'm srs bitch"

At the risk of sounding painfully cliche, same method same results.

If you taking nothing else away from this thread take this: Girls don't like guys who get passionate about anything. I cannot stress that enough. You always must come across, non-chalant and chill.

What do I mean by this? Say you're in a club and you and you ask a girl out and goes "Who the fuck are you? You're an ugly fuck, go and die you cunt". I know what you would do from your previous posts how exactly you'd respond, but you cannot get hostile. You have to remain chill, smile and just say "Whatever".

What about the other end of the spectrum where the same hot girl comes up to you and you thinking "of fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, what do I say what do I say?", and she is flirting and coming on to you? You have to act the same if she is telling you to fuck off. You have to be chill and you don't give a fuck if she is there or not. You're acting like you don't need her....... I know I'm going to make enemies saying this, but when a girl is telling you to fuck off, she doesn't mean fuck off... What you have got to realize is that girls are hit on much, much much more than guys. A study I was reading somewhere, hot attractive girls are on average hit on 5 times a day, sometimes much more, sometimes much less, but on average.. Say she goes out 3 nights a week, that 15 times a week, 60 times a month or 720 guys a year. From the age of 16 to 21, she has already been approached by 3,600 guys. Now she obviously can't say yes to all these people, so she has to come up with a sound byte to get rid of them. What you have to do is prove you're not one of the 3,600. You have to prove to her you're 'that guy'.... She can't see you get passionate over anything retarded like someone making fun of you, a girl telling you to fuck off or something to that effect. You have to prove to her that you're social, confident and not give a fuck what harry or the girl at the next checkout thinks.

I know this goes against every fiber of your being, but this is how all these guys are getting all these girls... What would you do if you were 89 years old, you never went out or married another person. Then you get a call from this girl that you're into now and she tells you she would have gone out with you but you never asked.. Would you have cared what harry might of said then?.... Or even when you're 45, would have you cared about what harry said when you were 17? FFS.

I'm not saying you have to ask her in front of harry, or I wasn't even trying to tell you what to do in verbatim in the previous post. I'm just creating random scenarios, I'm just leaving it up to you to fill in the blanks.

For example, whats wrong with going through her check-out (10 people might be behind you, but who gives a fuck, right?) and telling her that you want to get to know her better but you can't do that at work, then asking for her number? I mean that is a natural conversation from one human to another...

Its not a big deal asking a girl out. If you made a new guy friend at work and you wanted to do something with him outside of work you wouldn't even think about asking him to go see Slayer in concert. You seem to have a mental block that won't allow you to think/communicate rationally with the softer-sex. You seem to think if you fail with this girl, you fail against the women species.

I just realized how much I typed, so I'm wrapping it up...

Just remember you need to calm down. I'm saying this because if she sees you act in an irrational manner, for example:



I know you were saying that to me in a light-hearted manner (or so I perceived), but if a guy at work disagrees with you, or is wrong about something you can't be like "Fuck you, this is how it is"... In guys tems, it will make you look like a flat-chested girl.


truth!

Numjum whats your blueprint look like for when you do catch her alone? any ideas or are you just going to freestyle it? Id just make a good conversation with her then give her my digits to call me/text me. That way if asking for her number is against your religion you can take this route. No shame in it, its just when she says let me have your number ill contact you that you gotta hit the brakes.

I repeat.

orly

truth!

Numjum whats your blueprint look like for when you do catch her alone? any ideas or are you just going to freestyle it? Id just make a good conversation with her then give her my digits to call me/text me. That way if asking for her number is against your religion you can take this route. No shame in it, its just when she says let me have your number ill contact you that you gotta hit the brakes.
If I catch her alone, IE break time, I'll just smalltalk my way into something intense, making a few stupidfuck jokes along the way. Then eventually get to 'sup u gots teh fone?'

Well that's how I'm planning for it to go... but as you can see, I apparently have 'girl phobia'.

I repeat.
Scam yourself a plane ticket, lol.

A month man! You've still done nothing for a MONTH! NOTHING! A MONTH!

Ok, it's obvious you have extreme fear of rejection and have a strong drive for validation from your peers. So damn........man you are fucked.

All these people telling you to grow a set are right. It's not meant to be harsh it's the truth. You gotta start taking risks. Don't just block her out because you don't know what to say yet.

Go up to her at some point to buy something and say, "I really just came up here because I saw you just standing there and you looked bored you out of your mind."
Sell it like you're on a 'rescue mission"

Question her.
A)Her name
B)what grade she's in
C) what she does to fun
- partying, just hanging out, movies, concerts, blah blah.

Build.
You either ask a question or reveal something interesting about
yourself.

Examples:
Question
A) Do you think that has any bearing on your personality?
B) Do you have X teacher?/Don't you hate X
about it?
C) Are you a crazy party girl/so you're laid-back/seen anything
good lately/any good bands?

Reveal
A) I think that's a beautiful name/I have this theory that a name
defines a person to some degree. (*To be followed with "Do
you agree?"/ or Example Question A if a long awkward
pause occurs.
B) I remember when X funny/interesting event happen to me in that
grade.
C I party with X people/ Me too because X reason /I saw X
movie/Oh yeah I heard of them they're x genre right?


Its just all about being interested in the other person. Seem happy and friendly. Be quizzical just not life sucking. For all the X you can use a truthful value and make a real connection OR make up a lie that requires nothing to really be built from it. Later it can be called out so you seem cute ("I really told you _____ because I wanted to get to know you.") or call it out immediately and and make it a joke ("I really know nothing about_______") and continue with another question. FLIRT whenever you can do it tastefully, just don't come off as a creep. Don't drown her in compliments.

By no means should this be considered an 'operation manual'. It is just serves as an example of very basic conversation. Every female is different and respectfully find different things attractive.

^^^^^If that hand holding shit, I just did for you, doesn't get you laid from a 15 year old girl YOU FAIL.

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Best post I've ever seen.

Lol. I trolled you all. Winner is numjum :D

Meh, you're the one who's still a virgin.

Numjum, didn't you like admit to me over msn that you'd use the "I was just trolling" excuse as a cop out if you were exposed as a failure?

Meh, you're the one who's still a virgin.

That's actually untrue.

Fuck, it doesn't matter. She either likes you or doesn't.

Numjum, didn't you like admit to me over msn that you'd use the "I was just trolling" excuse as a cop out if you were exposed as a failure?



Fuck you :(

I was thinking about you blowing my cover as soon as I posted it.

Fuck you :(

I was thinking about you blowing my cover as soon as I posted it.

Whaaaaaat.

You were being all smug and shit.

That's not on.

That's actually untrue.

As much as zombies are undead. They're still rotting.

As much as zombies are undead. They're still rotting.

Well I can hardly convince you..

Chichi: meh..

Fuck I fail. /ragequit

Alright. I'm getting real now. I am going to get the number on friday. Fuck you if you don't have anything good to say.

Get it tomorrow.

Get it tomorrow.

How can i if we both dont work tomorrow? Friday is when i see her next.

How can i if we both dont work tomorrow? Friday is when i see her next.

I promise, if you get her number I will...*Cringe* do that thing that you said to do...To my girlfriend.

With pix.