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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-02, 19:35
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Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
When the vast majority of you are virgins?
I mean i wouldnt post alot of stuff in the Drugs part unless ive taken lots of drugs
Having a 30 second fumble with a fat slut and jacking off at porn on your pc does not constitute a sex life!
Get with the PROGRAM!!!
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#2
 2008-11-02, 20:19
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Zaknafein 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
Well I only really try to answer threads relating to "and Affection".
In most of the situations on this forum, it's simple common sense rather than experience, I broadly generalise.
Regards,
Zaknafein.
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#3
 2008-11-02, 20:32
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dark-easterbunny 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
i understand you assume we are all like you. But i'm afraid most of us are people who do have a sexlife and come here to be amused by the young, stupid and inexperienced.
But don't worry, it's ok, i understand you want to think of the people you see posting here as virgin's like you, sucks to be alone while you thought you had found people like you
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#4
 2008-11-02, 20:39
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i live in a canoe
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I like helping awkward teens get teh pusseh.
Cause god knows I needed help when I was sixteen.
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#5
 2008-11-02, 20:40
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
It seems that a lot of people like to live vicariously through internet strangers?
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#6
 2008-11-02, 23:00
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I come here partly to laugh, and partly to help. When I look at some faggot's thread wondering if he should ask a girl to homecoming, I see myself a few years back. I give the advice I wish I'd had when I was younger, instead of having to teach myself which worked out ok now but caused me a lot of problems early on.
Excuse me for sounding like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but we are a generation of men raised by women and all the bs they spew out. Totse is full of guys who believe women when they say what they want is a nice guy who buys them things, because that's the only way they know how to get girls(thanks walt disney you fuck for making every girl think she is a princess).
I teach the way of being a motherfucking man, something that is quite rare to see in our supposedly male-dominated society.
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#7
 2008-11-02, 23:04
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shadowmartyr 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I teach the way of being a motherfucking man, something that is quite rare to see in our supposedly male-dominated society.
Examples please.
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#8
 2008-11-02, 23:06
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i live in a canoe
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
(thanks walt disney you fuck for making every girl think she is a princess).
Troof.
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#9
 2008-11-02, 23:18
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
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Originally Posted by pleasure_to_burnv2
I come here partly to laugh, and partly to help. When I look at some faggot's thread wondering if he should ask a girl to homecoming, I see myself a few years back. I give the advice I wish I'd had when I was younger, instead of having to teach myself which worked out ok now but caused me a lot of problems early on.
Excuse me for sounding like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but we are a generation of men raised by women and all the bs they spew out. Totse is full of guys who believe women when they say what they want is a nice guy who buys them things, because that's the only way they know how to get girls(thanks walt disney you fuck for making every girl think she is a princess).
I teach the way of being a motherfucking man, something that is quite rare to see in our supposedly male-dominated society.
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i like this post
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#10
 2008-11-02, 23:21
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
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Originally Posted by dark-easterbunny
i understand you assume we are all like you. But i'm afraid most of us are people who do have a sexlife and come here to be amused by the young, stupid and inexperienced.
But don't worry, it's ok, i understand you want to think of the people you see posting here as virgin's like you, sucks to be alone while you thought you had found people like you
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ok im a virgin can you teach how to get girlz please?
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#11
 2008-11-03, 04:54
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Jooniar 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I've got a single thread in S&A, most my posts here are helping out others. I've experienced a lot and just want to help people get through the times when I wished I had help or wanted to know what to do.
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#12
 2008-11-03, 05:52
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
i just want to no if she likes me.! so i come here
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#13
 2008-11-03, 08:32
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dark-easterbunny 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
ok im a virgin can you teach how to get girlz please?
listen to pleasure_to_burnv2
From what i read he doesn't seem to have much of a clue but at least he's right about girls not wanting a nice guy.
If anything in life got me anywhere with females, it's being a bastard, being proud of that and not pretendin to anyone i'm not (funny thing is the more you tell a girl your an asshole the less she'll believe you)
But really, i'm here cause for every 100 horribly useless threats there's one where you learn something. And others people view on things is sometimes interesting. Last but not least i have experience to be shared, can't deny i'm just moody and mean and sleep deprived most of the time though
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#14
 2008-11-03, 08:45
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Mitchell Y. McDeere 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I like drama and humiliating stories and this forums got 'em by the butt-load.
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#15
 2008-11-03, 12:12
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
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Originally Posted by Mitchell Y. McDeere
I like drama and humiliating stories and this forums got 'em by the butt-load.
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This. Also it helps reinforce my spiraling disregard for the notion that men and women are in any way equal.
(oh and inb4 virgin, most definitely not one)
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#16
 2008-11-03, 13:19
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
listen to pleasure_to_burnv2
From what i read he doesn't seem to have much of a clue but at least he's right about girls not wanting a nice guy.
If anything in life got me anywhere with females, it's being a bastard, being proud of that and not pretendin to anyone i'm not (funny thing is the more you tell a girl your an asshole the less she'll believe you)
So you get GIRLS. High school girls. Most of the rest of them see right through your little asshole act.
You do have the confidence part down right though
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#17
 2008-11-03, 13:22
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
Examples please.
its called be a man and say what you are thinking without regard for the possible consequences.
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#18
 2008-11-03, 16:29
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dark-easterbunny 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
So you get GIRLS. High school girls. Most of the rest of them see right through your little asshole act.
You do have the confidence part down right though
You might have been right if it was an act
Haven't dated a highschool girl since i was... in highschool
Too insecure to accept others got game too?
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#19
 2008-11-03, 16:33
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
You might have been right if it was an act
Haven't dated a highschool girl since i was... in highschool
Too insecure to accept others got game too?
The thing about assholes is well they're assholes. You might be a dick, and that might work for you, but it is by no means the only way. Once again, the reason girls go for it is not because you're a fucking douche, but because you are confident and accept the fact that you're a douche. I'm just saying you're gonna have very few friends if your real personality is dickhead.
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#20
 2008-11-03, 16:58
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I think this thread deserves to be sent to HB, oh shi-
but seriously because S&A is funny
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#21
 2008-11-03, 19:18
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mother superior
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
I think virgins are a minority in S&A. Perhaps ONLY S&A...
But anyway, it's not like you have to have had sex to post here. Sex is part of everything and includes all sorts of actions and behaviours.
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#22
 2008-11-03, 19:48
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Lazarus 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
Teenage virgins have always wanted to make the transition to seasoned casanova. The internet just gives them a convenient and anonymous place to undertake their ill-begotten "research". Personally I think there is a pretty good mix of noobs and experienced nymphos here. Too much of the latter and it would just be (another) sleazy sex discussion board. Too many noobs, and... well, look at (most of) the rest of totse.
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#23
 2008-11-03, 19:57
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pleasure_to_burnv2 
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
look at (most of) the rest of totse.
This, S&A is usually the most mature board. If it weren't for newgrounds and Halo 3 online, BI would be the highest concentration of 13 year-olds on the intarweb
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#24
 2008-11-03, 20:23
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Re: Why is Sex and Affection so busy?
WHOOOSH!!!
lol!!!!!
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