ok, so on wednesday i got a blowjob.

my gf found out by using the techniques of the best millitary interrogators.

how the fuck on earth can i make it up to her?

i have been in her situation before and i know how it feels, you don't feel right untill you feel "even"

HOW?

so is she good or bad at blowing?
wasent very clear

Goddamn was your post confusing.

I spend around 5 minutes trying to figure out what you were trying to say, and here's what I came up with:

You have a girlfriend, but some other girl gave you a blowjob. You then told your girlfriend about it. And now you don't feel sorry, but would like to "make it up" to her.

Is that right?

when i read the title i thought someone bit you or somethin...

no, he's an egoist and doesn't think she deserves some now too, but wants a way to evade her taking revenge


You understand it's not in our best interest to help you. Specially since you might post what she did to you

gotta go out and buy popcorn

is she good or bad at blowing?
wasent very clear

same here

i was thinking more like a chipped tooth ripping his cock.

the only way i can think of is offer her a 3 some with another guy then we would be "even"?

get your most unattractive friend to eat her pussy.

ok, so on wednesday i got a blowjob.

my gf found out by using the techniques of the best millitary interrogators.

how the fuck on earth can i make it up to her?

Ohhh, the title is quite misleading, I thought you maybe got a blowjob and the one blowing you used her teeth and maimed your cock..

if u really love her you will let a guy of her choice go ass to mouth on you. Try to make it look like you aren't enjoying it. Tears are a bonus. If she doesn't forgive you after that then you may as well give up.

If she is upset because someone else gave you a blow job, just tell her to blow you and you wont look for it somewhere else.

And don't forget to kiss her when she's done just so she doesn't think it's dirty for you to cum in her mouth.

OR

1). Find the girl that gave you the blowjob.
2). Have that girl eat your girlfriend out.
3). ???
4). You're even!

Moral of the story, next time keep your fucking mouth shut. Military investigator my ass. Just pull a Shaggy "It wasn't me."

i thought you got snaggletoothed. thats why i carry a flash light at all times.

I thought that she bit his dick off, using "military interrogation" techniques, and he is asking totse how he can give her an equal amount of pain.

seems like the guy got a godamn sucking so good he wants to pay the girl back.

the only way i can think of is offer her a 3 some with another guy then we would be "even"?

Could be, but is this something she wants to do in her life? I know plenty of girls who wouldn't like it at all

But what you did was destroy her trust. You don't have to give her anything but that back. Your her bf, you should know what to do. I could explain how i got away with it, but it wouldn't be any help. Unless your a reall asshole who can give a brilliant spin to it you won't just restore trust by telling her exactly and truthfully why you did it, why it was in no way a reason for her to feel not enough, and why she didn't have to be too worried it would happen again. But like i said, can't help you on this one. You know her...

stormshadowftb, you're in a rough situation. The trust you broke was the foundation of the relationship you had before. If you want to stay with her, you have to start a new relationship based on a new trust with her, otherwise staying together is just prolonging the death of your relationship.

That's a very hard thing to accomplish. If you feel genuine remorse for your actions, it can be done. If you feel you did nothing wrong, or that her feelings aren't valid, or that she's over reacting, you should just save the two of you a lot of suffering and break up.

Let her sexually dominate you

Dude... Ass to mouth is not cool ;_;

i have been in her situation before and i know how it feels, you don't feel right untill you feel "even"

So one of your previous boyfriends got a blowjob from someone else?

Here's a little tip...Don't cheat (and yes this involves another person sucking your cock) and you should be okay.

I don't think you're really getting it... You can't make her feel better by punishing yourself or getting someone to do her. It's not eye-for-an-eye. You've just fucked up, silly boy.

wasent

I really hope that was a typo.

I do feel genuine remorse.

"start a new relationship based on a new trust with her"

HOWWWWWW?

I do feel genuine remorse.

"start a new relationship based on a new trust with her"

HOWWWWWW?

Make her blow you!

So one of your previous boyfriends got a blowjob from someone else?

Here's a little tip...Don't cheat (and yes this involves another person sucking your cock) and you should be okay.

Here's a better tip. Next time you're being interrogated, hold your breath until you pass out.

Make it up to her by going back to school and learning how to construct a coherent sentence. Women love that shit.

EDIT: Dude... Ass to mouth is not cool ;_;

"Sometimes it's OK to go Ass-To-Mouth."

ok, my grovelling appears to have worked for the moment.

thats not to say that she won't use it as a stick to bash me with in an argument in the future.

well, if i stick to my word i have a lifetime of monogamous drudgery ahead of me!

wish me luck folks!

Get some guy to eat a can of corned beef hash out of your ass.

this.

1. Flux Capacitor
2. DeLorean
3. 1.21 Jigowatts
4. ????????
5. Profit

Get her pregnant then beat her stomach until you kill the unborn baby. Problem solved.

Stick your tongue in her cunt and dont stop until your mouth is numb and filled with lady juice.