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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-11-02, 05:50
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ristortion 
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screwin black chicks
i have had this long standing urge to nail some black ass and i want to fulfill this before i graduate. alright so heres my background. i am white guy, 19yr old and in college. i seem somewhat emasculated in appearance with my fairly short stature at 5'9, but despite that i still got a cock large enough that i dont need to feel competitive with their other black counterparts. how can i convince the chicks that tho enough to get them in my bed? is it even practical that a black chick gets wit a white guy, because i never witness this in public (only with nigger guys)? how can i pull these bitches in without needing to wig myself out and drive a civic?
and last, should i be concerned with gang affiliations and whatnot? like if i nail this chick how do i know someone aint gonna nail me in turn?
(and yes it goes without saying i will use a condom to avoid super-black-AIDS)
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#2
 2008-11-02, 05:51
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Re: screwin black chicks
This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.
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#3
 2008-11-02, 05:55
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Re: screwin black chicks
Hes been posting on totse since you were on your mamas titty
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#4
 2008-11-02, 06:02
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Re: screwin black chicks
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.
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wow its apparent that you have a problem with me trying to score some black ass. are you black or are you just a pathetic fuckwad who aint getting any black ass for himself? go eat your own dick you asshole probing faggot. and btw i was registered like 10 years ago when totse was a DOS based shitstain on the interweb and was primarily a dating site for overweight middle aged men looking for underaged prostitutes. then craigslist came out and now we have this bullshit where cockbags like rykoshet come and ease their irl social inferiority by being cuntheads to anyone under the new arrival label. go pop some enzyte for your impotence you coldballed motherfucking turdwagon
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#5
 2008-11-02, 06:03
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Re: screwin black chicks
lol i drive a civic and black chicks seem to like me for some reason
but i've never actually banged one, sorry
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#6
 2008-11-02, 06:05
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Re: screwin black chicks
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
lol i drive a civic and black chicks seem to like me for some reason
but i've never actually banged one, sorry
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now we gettin some substance in here.
so it would seem civics are nigger magnets?
i could probably rent a civic for a few days until i score some of that ass
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#7
 2008-11-02, 06:13
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Re: screwin black chicks
Make sure you get a Civic with spinnin' rims. Also, ghost ride the whip.
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#8
 2008-11-02, 07:48
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: screwin black chicks
how can i convince the chicks that tho enough to get them in my bed?
Open your wallet?
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#9
 2008-11-02, 07:59
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Re: screwin black chicks
Open your wallet?
Dude, why no lock?
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#10
 2008-11-02, 08:20
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Re: screwin black chicks
Dude, why no lock?
Trolling isn't a lockable/bannable offense, etc, etc...
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#11
 2008-11-02, 08:29
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Re: screwin black chicks
and btw i was registered like 10 years ago
When you were 9?
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#12
 2008-11-02, 08:32
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Re: screwin black chicks
When you were 9?
lol pwned.
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#13
 2008-11-02, 08:47
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Re: screwin black chicks
xilikeeggs0
hey whats your aim?
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#14
 2008-11-02, 11:36
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ristortion 
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Re: screwin black chicks
When you were 9?
Why do you think I turned out to be such an awesome motherfucker?
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#15
 2008-11-02, 11:37
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Re: screwin black chicks
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
xilikeeggs0
hey whats your aim?
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dont hook up in my thread you fucking douchebag
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#16
 2008-11-02, 12:38
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delerium tremens 
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Re: screwin black chicks
Rub crack on your dick, they like the smell
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#17
 2008-11-02, 12:48
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Re: screwin black chicks
Dude i would so hit a black chicks. There are a few at my school who look just like white girls, but with bigger asses/tits. Hot!
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#18
 2008-11-02, 13:47
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
xilikeeggs0
hey whats your aim?
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It's a trap!
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#19
 2008-11-02, 13:50
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Re: screwin black chicks
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.
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#20
 2008-11-02, 16:35
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: screwin black chicks
Bring a watermelon to class.
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#21
 2008-11-02, 16:51
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Re: screwin black chicks
Black girls seem to have a different "smell" than white girls, not necessarily bad, it just feels like their chemistry is incompatible. Your results may vary so to each their own...
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#22
 2008-11-02, 16:53
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Re: screwin black chicks
Drive a civic with KFC buckets in the back seat, a trunk full of watermelons (open trunk of course), and have gold rims covered in crack. You will be swarmed by black women in no time at all.
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#23
 2008-11-02, 17:37
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haha i almost did but i didn't go thru with it. it was this yellow chick who was a junior when i was a freshman, we made out and i felt her ass and thats it, then i got kind of too embarassed to do anything else.
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#24
 2008-11-02, 18:14
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Originally Posted by Zip
Black girls seem to have a different "smell" than white girls, not necessarily bad, it just feels like their chemistry is incompatible. Your results may vary so to each their own...
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I second this. Black people smell like shit to me. I'm not even trying to be racist, but their smell is repulsive to my nose. They smell like horse sweat. I can't even stand being in the room with them if they haven't very recently showered. A woman's smell is everything to me. A bad odor turns me off instantly. Would you eat a piece of bologna if it didn't smell right? No, of course not, cause it's not good for you. When someone smells bad to you, it means they have a genetic incompatibility with your immune system. Natures way of saying don't eat the bad meat, and don't fuck it either. But hey, if you want to bang a black girl, go right ahead. For me, I just don't understand why you would when there are so many beautiful white girls that smell amazing, mmmm.
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#25
 2008-11-02, 18:16
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: screwin black chicks
I second this. Black people smell like shit to me. I'm not even trying to be racist, but their smell is repulsive to my nose. They smell like horse sweat. I can't even stand being in the room with them if they haven't very recently showered. A woman's smell is everything to me. A bad odor turns me off instantly. Would you eat a piece of bologna if it didn't smell right? No, of course not, cause it's not good for you. When someone smells bad to you, it means they have a genetic incompatibility with your immune system. Natures way of saying don't eat the bad meat, and don't fuck it either. But hey, if you want to bang a black girl, go right ahead. For me, I just don't understand why you would when there are so many beautiful white girls that smell amazing, mmmm.
Well... you just say it like it is, don't you?
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#26
 2008-11-02, 18:27
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Re: screwin black chicks
ya I have noticed that black women do not get with white males same with like Asians they stick with there own kind you mite have to just ask them and see
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#27
 2008-11-02, 20:05
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
xilikeeggs0
hey whats your aim?
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I don't have aim.
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#28
 2008-11-02, 20:53
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Re: screwin black chicks
oh man black chicks are dirty in bed i would do anything to fuck a few big titted black girls
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#29
 2008-11-02, 20:59
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Re: screwin black chicks
"screwin black chicks"
just
dont
it's not nice.
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#30
 2008-11-02, 21:11
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Originally Posted by CosmicZombie
ya I have noticed that black women do not get with white males same with like Asians they stick with there own kind you mite have to just ask them and see
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out in BC i see almost as many asians chicks dating white dudes as asians dating asians. i guess were exotic to them.
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#31
 2008-11-02, 23:13
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Re: screwin black chicks
This thread is soaking in fail, just like your cock will be after you pull it out of the monkey whore you want to poke so bad.
My advice to you, thundercunt, is to fuck as many black chicks as you can, so that hopefully your dick will be so utterly infested with diseases, you will die sooner and rid us of your faggotry.
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#32
 2008-11-02, 23:54
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Re: screwin black chicks
come over here sometimes....
full of blacks here.ignore the nigger assholes.the chicks here would sometimes comes to random people,be they white,asian,spanish,W/E,and ask for ur # if they think you roll good.( sorry if my last sentence had any black in it )
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#33
 2008-11-03, 09:40
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Re: screwin black chicks
Trolling isn't a lockable/bannable offense, etc, etc...
Ha! Tell that to Metaphysicist
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#34
 2008-11-04, 01:03
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Re: screwin black chicks
10 years ago... totse was... primarily a dating site for overweight middle aged men looking for underaged prostitutes.
Amazing how things come full circle, isn't it?
Just a little hint, though - claiming to have been active on a "stroll" for underage prostitutes since you were nine years old suggests that you've already had your fair share of black love up your ass by now... just something to keep in mind for next time. ;)
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#35
 2008-11-04, 02:54
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Re: screwin black chicks
Never done anything with a black chick. I would though. Same with asians. Only white and mexican girls with let me hit.
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#36
 2008-11-04, 20:14
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Re: screwin black chicks
Dude I'm as white as they come and I wouldn't fuckin touch you.
Black chicks, Asian chicks or any chicks are not some fuckin conquest. If you treat women right, have a connection with them, they'll be into you. But I see that you're going to have a problem because you're a arrogant, piece of shit hill billy that probably had relations with his mother/sister on several occasions.
I hope you get curbed stomped. And not on some nice curb either. On some jagged piece of shit curb that covered in vomit and piss outside of a Starbucks. It's ok to waste your brain matter that way. I'm sure some seagulls will find some sustance in it but as for me... your opinions leave me starving for intelligent conversations with autistic children.
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#37
 2008-11-04, 20:31
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Re: screwin black chicks
I'd Hit a nigger bitch... With A Bat!
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#38
 2008-11-04, 22:22
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Originally Posted by ripstick
Dude I'm as white as they come and I wouldn't fuckin touch you.
Black chicks, Asian chicks or any chicks are not some fuckin conquest. If you treat women right, have a connection with them, they'll be into you. But I see that you're going to have a problem because you're a arrogant, piece of shit hill billy that probably had relations with his mother/sister on several occasions.
I hope you get curbed stomped. And not on some nice curb either. On some jagged piece of shit curb that covered in vomit and piss outside of a Starbucks. It's ok to waste your brain matter that way. I'm sure some seagulls will find some sustance in it but as for me... your opinions leave me starving for intelligent conversations with autistic children.
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stfu acolyte.
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#39
 2008-11-04, 22:30
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Re: screwin black chicks
stfu acolyte.
werd.
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#40
 2008-11-04, 22:40
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Re: screwin black chicks
I'd rather not get AIDs.
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#41
 2008-11-05, 00:15
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Re: screwin black chicks
Well... you just say it like it is, don't you?
Why wouldn't I. It's not my choice what smells good or not. I've met white girls I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole for the same reasons. The only difference is that its the majority of black people that don't smell good, and only a small majority of white people that smell bad to me. Asians are hit and miss.
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