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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-11-02, 05:50
ristortion ristortion is offline
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Default screwin black chicks

i have had this long standing urge to nail some black ass and i want to fulfill this before i graduate. alright so heres my background. i am white guy, 19yr old and in college. i seem somewhat emasculated in appearance with my fairly short stature at 5'9, but despite that i still got a cock large enough that i dont need to feel competitive with their other black counterparts. how can i convince the chicks that tho enough to get them in my bed? is it even practical that a black chick gets wit a white guy, because i never witness this in public (only with nigger guys)? how can i pull these bitches in without needing to wig myself out and drive a civic?

and last, should i be concerned with gang affiliations and whatnot? like if i nail this chick how do i know someone aint gonna nail me in turn?

(and yes it goes without saying i will use a condom to avoid super-black-AIDS)
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Old 2008-11-02, 05:51
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Valhalla
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This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.
 #3 
Old 2008-11-02, 05:55
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Hes been posting on totse since you were on your mamas titty
 #4 
Old 2008-11-02, 06:02
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.


wow its apparent that you have a problem with me trying to score some black ass. are you black or are you just a pathetic fuckwad who aint getting any black ass for himself? go eat your own dick you asshole probing faggot. and btw i was registered like 10 years ago when totse was a DOS based shitstain on the interweb and was primarily a dating site for overweight middle aged men looking for underaged prostitutes. then craigslist came out and now we have this bullshit where cockbags like rykoshet come and ease their irl social inferiority by being cuntheads to anyone under the new arrival label. go pop some enzyte for your impotence you coldballed motherfucking turdwagon
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Old 2008-11-02, 06:03
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lol i drive a civic and black chicks seem to like me for some reason

but i've never actually banged one, sorry
 #6 
Old 2008-11-02, 06:05
ristortion ristortion is offline
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Originally Posted by SirGillroyJenkinstheThird
lol i drive a civic and black chicks seem to like me for some reason

but i've never actually banged one, sorry


now we gettin some substance in here.

so it would seem civics are nigger magnets?

i could probably rent a civic for a few days until i score some of that ass
 #7 
Old 2008-11-02, 06:13
NutBustington NutBustington is offline
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Make sure you get a Civic with spinnin' rims. Also, ghost ride the whip.
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Old 2008-11-02, 07:48
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how can i convince the chicks that tho enough to get them in my bed?

Open your wallet?
 #9 
Old 2008-11-02, 07:59
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Valhalla
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Open your wallet?

Dude, why no lock?
 #10 
Old 2008-11-02, 08:20
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totse
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Dude, why no lock?

Trolling isn't a lockable/bannable offense, etc, etc...
 #11 
Old 2008-11-02, 08:29
Malkog Malkog is offline
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and btw i was registered like 10 years ago

When you were 9?
 #12 
Old 2008-11-02, 08:32
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totse
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When you were 9?

lol pwned.
 #13 
Old 2008-11-02, 08:47
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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xilikeeggs0


hey whats your aim?
 #14 
Old 2008-11-02, 11:36
ristortion ristortion is offline
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When you were 9?

Why do you think I turned out to be such an awesome motherfucker?
 #15 
Old 2008-11-02, 11:37
ristortion ristortion is offline
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xilikeeggs0


hey whats your aim?


dont hook up in my thread you fucking douchebag
 #16 
Old 2008-11-02, 12:38
delerium tremens delerium tremens is offline
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Rub crack on your dick, they like the smell
 #17 
Old 2008-11-02, 12:48
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Dude i would so hit a black chicks. There are a few at my school who look just like white girls, but with bigger asses/tits. Hot!
 #18 
Old 2008-11-02, 13:47
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xilikeeggs0


hey whats your aim?


It's a trap!
 #19 
Old 2008-11-02, 13:50
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Groovy.
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This is what happens when Jeff opens the fucking registration.
 #20 
Old 2008-11-02, 16:35
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My mommas uterus.
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Bring a watermelon to class.
 #21 
Old 2008-11-02, 16:51
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Black girls seem to have a different "smell" than white girls, not necessarily bad, it just feels like their chemistry is incompatible. Your results may vary so to each their own...
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Old 2008-11-02, 16:53
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Drive a civic with KFC buckets in the back seat, a trunk full of watermelons (open trunk of course), and have gold rims covered in crack. You will be swarmed by black women in no time at all.
 #23 
Old 2008-11-02, 17:37
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haha i almost did but i didn't go thru with it. it was this yellow chick who was a junior when i was a freshman, we made out and i felt her ass and thats it, then i got kind of too embarassed to do anything else.
 #24 
Old 2008-11-02, 18:14
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Black girls seem to have a different "smell" than white girls, not necessarily bad, it just feels like their chemistry is incompatible. Your results may vary so to each their own...


I second this. Black people smell like shit to me. I'm not even trying to be racist, but their smell is repulsive to my nose. They smell like horse sweat. I can't even stand being in the room with them if they haven't very recently showered. A woman's smell is everything to me. A bad odor turns me off instantly. Would you eat a piece of bologna if it didn't smell right? No, of course not, cause it's not good for you. When someone smells bad to you, it means they have a genetic incompatibility with your immune system. Natures way of saying don't eat the bad meat, and don't fuck it either. But hey, if you want to bang a black girl, go right ahead. For me, I just don't understand why you would when there are so many beautiful white girls that smell amazing, mmmm.
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Old 2008-11-02, 18:16
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I second this. Black people smell like shit to me. I'm not even trying to be racist, but their smell is repulsive to my nose. They smell like horse sweat. I can't even stand being in the room with them if they haven't very recently showered. A woman's smell is everything to me. A bad odor turns me off instantly. Would you eat a piece of bologna if it didn't smell right? No, of course not, cause it's not good for you. When someone smells bad to you, it means they have a genetic incompatibility with your immune system. Natures way of saying don't eat the bad meat, and don't fuck it either. But hey, if you want to bang a black girl, go right ahead. For me, I just don't understand why you would when there are so many beautiful white girls that smell amazing, mmmm.

Well... you just say it like it is, don't you?
 #26 
Old 2008-11-02, 18:27
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ya I have noticed that black women do not get with white males same with like Asians they stick with there own kind you mite have to just ask them and see
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Old 2008-11-02, 20:05
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Originally Posted by whitelightning
xilikeeggs0


hey whats your aim?


I don't have aim.
 #28 
Old 2008-11-02, 20:53
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oh man black chicks are dirty in bed i would do anything to fuck a few big titted black girls
 #29 
Old 2008-11-02, 20:59
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"screwin black chicks"

just

dont

it's not nice.
 #30 
Old 2008-11-02, 21:11
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ya I have noticed that black women do not get with white males same with like Asians they stick with there own kind you mite have to just ask them and see


out in BC i see almost as many asians chicks dating white dudes as asians dating asians. i guess were exotic to them.
 #31 
Old 2008-11-02, 23:13
shadowmartyr shadowmartyr is offline
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This thread is soaking in fail, just like your cock will be after you pull it out of the monkey whore you want to poke so bad.

My advice to you, thundercunt, is to fuck as many black chicks as you can, so that hopefully your dick will be so utterly infested with diseases, you will die sooner and rid us of your faggotry.
 #32 
Old 2008-11-02, 23:54
dagothnonlik dagothnonlik is offline
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come over here sometimes....

full of blacks here.ignore the nigger assholes.the chicks here would sometimes comes to random people,be they white,asian,spanish,W/E,and ask for ur # if they think you roll good.( sorry if my last sentence had any black in it )
 #33 
Old 2008-11-03, 09:40
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Trolling isn't a lockable/bannable offense, etc, etc...

Ha! Tell that to Metaphysicist
 #34 
Old 2008-11-04, 01:03
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10 years ago... totse was... primarily a dating site for overweight middle aged men looking for underaged prostitutes.

Amazing how things come full circle, isn't it?

Just a little hint, though - claiming to have been active on a "stroll" for underage prostitutes since you were nine years old suggests that you've already had your fair share of black love up your ass by now... just something to keep in mind for next time. ;)
 #35 
Old 2008-11-04, 02:54
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTXXXXXXX
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Never done anything with a black chick. I would though. Same with asians. Only white and mexican girls with let me hit.
 #36 
Old 2008-11-04, 20:14
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Dude I'm as white as they come and I wouldn't fuckin touch you.

Black chicks, Asian chicks or any chicks are not some fuckin conquest. If you treat women right, have a connection with them, they'll be into you. But I see that you're going to have a problem because you're a arrogant, piece of shit hill billy that probably had relations with his mother/sister on several occasions.

I hope you get curbed stomped. And not on some nice curb either. On some jagged piece of shit curb that covered in vomit and piss outside of a Starbucks. It's ok to waste your brain matter that way. I'm sure some seagulls will find some sustance in it but as for me... your opinions leave me starving for intelligent conversations with autistic children.
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Old 2008-11-04, 20:31
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I'd Hit a nigger bitch... With A Bat!
 #38 
Old 2008-11-04, 22:22
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Originally Posted by ripstick
Dude I'm as white as they come and I wouldn't fuckin touch you.

Black chicks, Asian chicks or any chicks are not some fuckin conquest. If you treat women right, have a connection with them, they'll be into you. But I see that you're going to have a problem because you're a arrogant, piece of shit hill billy that probably had relations with his mother/sister on several occasions.

I hope you get curbed stomped. And not on some nice curb either. On some jagged piece of shit curb that covered in vomit and piss outside of a Starbucks. It's ok to waste your brain matter that way. I'm sure some seagulls will find some sustance in it but as for me... your opinions leave me starving for intelligent conversations with autistic children.


stfu acolyte.
 #39 
Old 2008-11-04, 22:30
Malkog Malkog is offline
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stfu acolyte.

werd.
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Old 2008-11-04, 22:40
Pink P&ther Pink P&ther is offline
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I'd rather not get AIDs.
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Old 2008-11-05, 00:15
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Well... you just say it like it is, don't you?

Why wouldn't I. It's not my choice what smells good or not. I've met white girls I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole for the same reasons. The only difference is that its the majority of black people that don't smell good, and only a small majority of white people that smell bad to me. Asians are hit and miss.
 
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