At the moment im not after anything serious.

So all i want is to meet a guy when im out and just have some fun in the toilets or where ever.

But whats the easiest way to find a guy to do this with without him thinking i am a whore?

Because im not a whore, i just want to have some fun right now in my life.




I just need to know the quickest way to walk into a bar and take a guy straight to the toilets for a shag.

There is no way to do it that will not make you look like a whore.

Oh :(


I just need a way to meet any guys then for some sex

I just need a way to meet any guys then for some sex
Just say that to some guy at a party. If you're not hideous there won't be too many 18 year old drunk guys turning you down.

Epic troll.

Assuming you aren't trolling, just walk into the male washroom and say "this isn't where I parked my car".

Then proceed to walk into a stall and leave the door open.

Look for the guy in the corner, looking lost with no idea what to do. Shamelessly flirt with him. He'll be chuffed.


....whore.

Part-time prostitution.

lol oWned

"How about we go into the bathroom and you tongue-jack my stinkbox"

If a girl had the audacity to actually say that to me at a bar, I'd fuck her. I'd also most definitely wear a condom.

You know, I, too, have trouble getting bathroom sex at clubs.

Where the fuck are girls like you when I'm twenty drinks deep and looking for toilet love?

Troll? Stupid?

This is unbelievable.

good luck getting it up after 20 drinks...

Troll


"hey, So I'm not a whore or anything, but I Really need some dick...you ever done it in the stalls here?"


Inb4lock

Anything will work, just be direct, just don't do it with guys with their gf standin next to them. They might still even do it , but the bitch might murder you

How not to look like a slut? Don't talk about it, go with friends who'll shut up and don't do it in your own frigging town. Know a girl who had sex with at least 8 men a month and everybody thought she was hard as hell to get :)

Ohw and bathrooms are slutty too! why settle for an in and out in the bathroom if you can walk up to a guy say "you got a house anywhere near here" him "why" you "cause then you can take me there and bang the shit outta me". More comfort and maybe even breakfast ;) and space and time for him to bang you properly and lick like... you get the picture. And though i know your house feels safer (or you life at home wich sucks) but he might be the stalker type
Plus, toilet's and alley's are uber slutty and have large chance of being caught (and i don't care, but you seem to be wanting to try not to seem slutty)

Ohw and if you DO wanna do the slutty thing. Wear a skirt and let him bone you on the middle of a full dancefloor. You'd be surprised how few people notice if you do it right

good luck getting it up after 20 drinks...

whuhahaha wussy, a reall men can get it up even quite a few drinks past the point of not being able to stand. After that it might indeed not function but not like your getting any pussy then anyways

ive never had sex in a club toilet...

Then you haven't lived... unless you experimented with drugs in highschool, you little druggy, you.

Your best chances would be where druggies hang.
Drugs make anything possible, I got this chick to give me a bj in the girls locker room.
DRUGS FTW!

Quoted for motherfucking truth!
Your best chances would be where druggies hang.
Drugs make anything possible, I got this chick to give me a bj in the girls locker room.
DRUGS FTW!

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

And seriously tsys, where do you live, Ive got a similar problem.

Out of 14 threads this 14 year old made, 4 have been locked. What does that tell you??

TROLL

Also "she" made this account today. Investigations rule!!

Because im not a whore.

Whore.

whuhahaha wussy, a reall men can get it up even quite a few drinks past the point of not being able to stand. After that it might indeed not function but not like your getting any pussy then anyways

Obvious virgin is obvious.

depends how hot u are.. if u are really hot u can go and ask straight " wanna have sex? "

thats what she said

Obvious virgin is obvious.

God, and then they say i can't build sentences.

:) but course, i'm a 25 year old virgin who spends his time here cause he knows leaving his house won't get him laid anyways so might as well waste my time posting on totse

Either that or your a clueless recently registered noob en i had more sex in my first year of being sexually active then you can hope for in a lifetime
registered in 2008 and 154 posts...
;)


But, not 15 year old style

Believe what you want. What i KNOW was yes, i didn't have sex till 18 cause i waited for a girl i really loved. Naieve, but it worked out for me. I had the doubtfull luck the girl in question was a true nymph. there's a lot of time to have sex in 4 years, even IF i didn't get any after her

And i have no clue about you, and to tell you the truth, i don't really care if you did a 1000 women or not one. Your attitude sucks. But can't deny so did mine in my previous post and the first part of this one

God, and then they say i can't build sentences.

:) but course, i'm a 25 year old virgin who spends his time here cause he knows leaving his house won't get him laid anyways so might as well waste my time posting on totse

Either that or your a clueless recently registered noob en i had more sex in my first year of being sexually active then you can hope for in a lifetime
registered in 2008 and 154 posts...
;)


But, not 15 year old style

Believe what you want. What i KNOW was yes, i didn't have sex till 18 cause i waited for a girl i really loved. Naieve, but it worked out for me. I had the doubtfull luck the girl in question was a true nymph. there's a lot of time to have sex in 4 years, even IF i didn't get any after her

And i have no clue about you, and to tell you the truth, i don't really care if you did a 1000 women or not one. Your attitude sucks. But can't deny so did mine in my previous post and the first part of this one
Eh well a couple things
1. About the sentences thing i shouldn't even need to explain it, funny you'd be calling ME a noob
2. Your and my posting history has really nothing to do with this, having visited a website for a long time does not impress anyone, nor does it make you more competent and knowledgeable. Regardless, I have been here since 2004 under various usernames(blackflagsociety, which was given to some random noob in the notse giveaway thread, and the original pleasure_to_burn). So suck my e-peen.

Seriously though you have just admitted that you have only been with one girl in your entire life. I don't care if you think you "loved" her or how good your sex was, you are not qualified to give advice when all you have to go on is one girl. Obviously your mackin skills are lackin.

Seriously though you have just admitted that you have only been with one girl in your entire life.

Learn to read.

Ohw, and so that was you. I remember you. You always we're an idiot.

Learn to read.

Ohw, and so that was you. I remember you. You always we're an idiot.

lol ok honey I love you too. And for the record, I'm 19.

Learn to read.

Ohw, and so that was you. I remember you. You always were an idiot.

Don't want to be a grammer nazi but just throwing in teh correction bitchness.

Don't want to be a grammar Nazi but just throwing in the correction bitchness.

Fucking noob.

Fucking noob.

Wow, you are a faggot.

Fuck you.

lol at your tiny penis^^

lol at your tiny penis^^

lol i dont like small willys

lol i dont like small willys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4BQxpXYPk8

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2169851 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4BQxpXYPk8)

Fixed

I recommend pretty much telling the guy exactly what you're telling us.

Just go up to a guy and start a conversation and drop it subtly. If you're hot a guy will be interested, whisper in his ear what you want to do.

God damnit, Rykoshet you just interrupted my bong hit. Making me laugh so fucking hard.