I think I did...

...I woke up at about 8 this morning on my friend's couch and instantly realized that I had blacked out last night, what I had done during the time my brain was too fucked up to record memories and how long it lasted I will never now.

While driving back to my apartment, the last thing I could remember was being at a costume party (I was an escaped convict) and having a surprisingly good time. Once home, I hopped into bed and tried to go to sleep, but it did not come.

That was when I realized that my fingers, cock, and balls all smelled distinctly like vagina.

I thought about it further and the last thing I can recall was...making out with a chick! She was dressed as an indian girl, I think, and what her name is I have no idea. Now I'm a little freaked out, but also kind of proud of myself. I love being single again! But, despite the indisputable stench of female slime and the less certain memory of making out with a girl, I can't remember actually having sex. It's just that I think I would remember something like that...

So post your sexual halloween stories here, there better be some good ones or I'll pull the plug on my Grandma's lifeline.

Nope... didn't get laid. Could have had sex with the girlfriend, but I didn't. Oh well.

Likewise.

Nope... didn't get laid. Couldn't have had sex with a girlfriend, either, due to lack of one. Oh well.

This.

I got dressed up and looked fabulous by the time my boyfriend got home. Little lacey white mini skirt, black low cut top and black heels. We didn't go anywhere. We spent all night in bed. I love Halloween.

Pics are now mandatory.

yup got laid. Not cause of haloween or cause it seemed like a very good plan, but i really had nothin better to do and was bored

Indeed. Though I wasn't able to achieve my goal of a girl dressed as a cop, I settled for one in booty shorts and a schoolgirl top. Somehow, this doesn't bother me.

She's sleeping right now.

Indeed. Though I wasn't able to achieve my goal of a girl dressed as a cop, but I settled for one in booty shorts and a schoolgirl top.

She's sleeping right now.

I noticed you are in Chicago. So am I.... but I didn't see very many hot girls walking around like a few years ago... What about you?

I noticed you are in Chicago. So am I.... but I didn't see very many hot girls walking around like a few years ago... What about you?

One just has to go to the right spot. Personally, I was at Enclave(Wells & W. Chicago Ave downtown) courtesy of a buddy who's dad has a stake in the ownership. The bitches were aplenty.

I do live in the suburbs though, Highland Park if you know where that is, and from what I heard it was lame as fuck up here. Most of my buddies went to parties in Waukegan and Lake Forest.

I know some very good house parties on the north side tonight if you are interested... Hit me up if you want, my aim is in my contact info.

picture?

yep. the entirety of my costume came from a sex shop so i looked kinky as hell and some nice tan girl from bosnia found me appealing. was drinking til 6 am and was blacked out for awhile but still know i got laid.

One just has to go to the right spot. Personally, I was at Enclave(Wells & W. Chicago Ave downtown) courtesy of a buddy who's dad has a stake in the ownership. The bitches were aplenty.

I do live in the suburbs though, Highland Park if you know where that is, and from what I heard it was lame as fuck up here. Most of my buddies went to parties in Waukegan and Lake Forest.

I know some very good house parties on the north side tonight if you are interested... Hit me up if you want, my aim is in my contact info.

Yeah, I wasn't quite keen on going downtown on Halloween. It just seemed like a bad idea. Most of the suburbs were pretty boring this years. Like really boring. I'm on the south side and there wasn't shit going on. Just seems like nobody ever wants to do anything anymore.

I would take you up on that offer, really I would. But I have a 21st birthday party to attend tonight in Oak Forest. I hope it's a good one or else I'm going to be bummed out.

i had no chance of getting laid so i just stayed at home and drunk myself to sleep

Yeah, I wasn't quite keen on going downtown on Halloween. It just seemed like a bad idea. Most of the suburbs were pretty boring this years. Like really boring. I'm on the south side and there wasn't shit going on. Just seems like nobody ever wants to do anything anymore.

I would take you up on that offer, really I would. But I have a 21st birthday party to attend tonight in Oak Forest. I hope it's a good one or else I'm going to be bummed out.

Hah see at least on the south side you have bars, up in Highland Park, Glencoe, Lake Forest, Winnetka etc there are none outside of shitty overpriced restaurants. We have one party town(Highwood) which is about 4 blocks wide and filled with mexicans, happily the only place they can afford to live around here.

I did, with a girl I've been dating. Had a good time but the night ended on a bad note when one of my ex's showed up at my place and decided to talk shit about me to the other girl.

Not a big deal, but man, that's about as lame as you can get as a guest at someone's house.

Hah see at least on the south side you have bars, up in Highland Park, Glencoe, Lake Forest, Winnetka etc there are none outside of shitty overpriced restaurants. We have one party town(Highwood) which is about 4 blocks wide and filled with mexicans, happily the only place they can afford to live around here.

Well, when you aren't a bar person it really doesn't make a difference. You're right though, we have a ton of fucking bars. I can't tell you how many people I've met from out of town that say "Holy shit, you guys must love to drink here, you have bars on pretty much every street!" Having bars doesn't help though for parties. It's usually old white trash that spend holidays there anyways.

ended up in a drunken make out fest, but no sex