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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-10-31, 01:56 |
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 i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
as you all probably know, FAS is a very uglifying disease that makes me look like a trout fish that just swam outta shitcreek. is there any possible way for someone like me to get the bitches?
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2008-10-31, 02:02 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
Let me guess, you look horribly disfigured, almost like a troll.
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2008-10-31, 02:06 |
ristortion
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
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Originally Posted by Transparent
Let me guess, you look horribly disfigured, almost like a troll.
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no. go lick an asshole you cockmunch |
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2008-10-31, 02:17 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
Ok, everybody move along. Nothing to see here.
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#5
2008-10-31, 02:18 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
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Originally Posted by struggling artist
Ok, everybody move along. Nothing to see here.
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actually yes there is.
post pics. |
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#6
2008-10-31, 04:29 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
OP didn't you know that girls especially little ones love your types
http://shopping.hobidas.com/image-resources/far-east/GOODS/CHARACTERS/TROLL/TROLL-BANK-GR1.jpg
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2008-10-31, 04:39 |
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
let me guess, you look horribly disfigured, almost like a Macaulay Culkin.
fixed
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2008-10-31, 04:48 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
lol, ristortion. What user name does that sound like? Mistortion? Shitortion? Oh no, wait, its distortion. Piss off.
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2008-10-31, 04:58 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
My lil' bro (foster bro, my mum isnt a junkie) has FAS and he is cute as hell. Very stunted growth (11 years old and the size of a 6 year old), but none the less, cute as hell.
I call bullshit.
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#10
2008-10-31, 05:29 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
Totse has changed Distortion - and you haven't moved with the times. Now it is time for you to go back to the shitty trailer park from whence you came.
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#11
2008-10-31, 05:47 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
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Originally Posted by ristortion
as you all probably know, FAS is a very uglifying disease that makes me look like a trout fish that just swam outta shitcreek. is there any possible way for someone like me to get the bitches?
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Just go the sympathy route. Hangout with less attractive freaks that way by comparison you'll be the Casablanca of retards. |
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2008-10-31, 05:49 |
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Re: i have fetal alcohol syndrome, how can i pull in chicks?
i loled
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