If you haven't heard it, some people say "thats straight" meaning "thats alright" or something. I've gotten in the habit of saying it for the past year.

I noticed with a gay dude at work that I say "thats gay" for bad things and "thats straight" for things thats alright.

He was asking me if I wanted to work certain days and I said "yeah thats straight dude" and he said "funny you say that..." or something. Later I wondered if I somehow offended.

Now that I think about it it is kind of bad to say "thats gay" for bad reasons and "thats straight" for okay things.

Thoughts?

Who cares, he's gay.

Pointless.

Goddamnit, first we can't say "that's gay" and now we can't say "that's straight"???? What's this world coming to? That's something I say all the time, and I'll be damned if I can't say it anymore.

Nah, just tell him you took it from 'straight up' and it's all good.

If he's still hurt offer him your asshole to make up for the emotional pain.

Who gives a fuck. He's gay it's not like you want him as a friend

I hate double standards. One day, after conversing with him, I asked a dark colored skinned guy if he was born in africa. He said "No, I was born in America." To which I replied, "You aren't African American you are black." He called me a racist and blah blah blah. I asked him, "Well what am I?" He said, "You are white." I said "Shut the fuck up asshole I'm Caucasian." He didn't know what to say after that.

OP you are over thinking what this guy is saying, and if he has a problem with your lingo, what is he going to do? Report you for saying thats straight? FUCK NO! He is gonna swallow that shit like jizz.

Now that I think about it it is kind of bad to say "thats gay" for bad reasons and "thats straight" for okay things.

Thoughts?

I've walked in 'hoods where people get killed for less. Not only do they exist, but there are a lot more kinds of them than one might imagine...

Personally, I tend to get along pretty well in most of 'em, 'n they're quite comfortable. One of my childhood hangouts, actually, had a posted policy of "no overt heterosexual behavior," 'n it's some of the happiest memories of my life...

(besides, "if we kill enough breeder, will the 'daddy issues' cease?" raises responses in queer space that are sometimes just as interesting as what happens when you ask a bevvy of hetero folk the same question. Always a good thing. 'n for the record, a lot of average hetero folk have the honor to ask themselves some very interesting questions about what's actually going on when they encounter another point of view)

Buuuuut... yeah. You're going about as deep into fucked-up gang disses as possible, which is fucking hilarious mostly because there are 'hoods in which the phrase "hetero knowledge" makes sense, and I'm guessing you're not posessing of it. They'd certainly probably put a stop to it, since inciting a majority to kill heteros just for being hetero is really fucking easy. There are always more slices of the pie that AREN'T any one thing than that ARE, and seeing as the number of disparate groups fucked with under the mantle of "straight is great" amounts to pretty fucking much everyone, all it takes is someone with the basic knowledge of how to use "breeder" in a sentence, and the fucking knives come out... and it can get pretty brutal.

Admittedly, chances are you're not going to end up walking deep enough that someone who was actually trained to single-handedly knock over a city by starting a riot on themselves is likely to hear you... but by pulling that shit, you are claiming a gang life - more accurately, a banging life - and one in which the people you're claiming to be don't claim you, for logical tactical reasons. 'n more to the point of the small-time you're likely to be dealing with... that dude is eventually not going to have very much to say about you you'd want to hear if the manager starts asking his opinions while, say, considering you for promotion...

So... yeah. I'd suggest you stop revolving your entire life around gang disses. I know if I started blurting out "That's fucking slobk shit right there, bkitch" every single time I wasn't overly impressed with something, I'd expect to eventually get shot. Probably rightfully so, at that; it's not like you could blame the dude.

And incidentally - like I said, you'll probably never step that deep, so it's just a courtesy thing, but as a historical note, I don't know, exactly, what the fuck the young media-driven homosexual of today does. Queer liberation was born. on the other hand, in colors in the high schools and banging in the parks all up and down mostly Cali, and that little rainbow ain't homosexual colors, it's an alliance of the nations that were banging. The bright among you would might notice that I use "queer" and "homosexual" in different places. Not only is this obviously deliberate, but "gay" doesn't mean you're homosexual - it means you're down for what you is - and "straight" doesn't mean "heterosexual," it means "unenlightened fucking sheep." While it sometimes implies that the person it relies to probably bears the stigma of pure heterosexuality as well, just as an additional snub, it means someone who's not down, and not at all hip to what's going down, either. Sort of like "sheep," and the opposite of "queer" - queer drugs, queer music, queer culture.

'n that's how I know your entire language of "hetero gang disses" is fake. Heteros who are down het share the same knowledge as the rest of us, and the chances of someone saying "fuck being happy, conform mindlessly instead" knowingly and/or voluntarily is hopefully slim to none. We pray, at least...

As you might have guessed by the drugs, music, and counterculture, it's a bit broader vision and movement than just "yay fag"... but the chances of a youngblood homophile knowing that, even if they've formed mobs, aren't really much better than yours unless they were raised family, and seldom even then, while some of the people who were putting in work before it became trendy might know you have no fucking idea what the hell you're even saying and g-check you, putting you in the ER if it's about bias, and possibly if it's just a bad habit.

Knowing what you're saying might help you with that, though it's pretty fucking queer that you would even know that, leading you to Epimedes' paradox. Media-raised youngsters won't even know, so that might not even save you...

...and since it's a full fuckin' rainbow, you're not exactly the person in a position to know if everyone around you is wearing. Being able to consciously restate what you just fucked up and said may save you, but you're still going to look fucking stupid when you blurt it out...

Especially since, like blurting out how you kill "philanthropes" in the middle of a spiel on killing kidde rapos, it's sort of one of those "kill the bearer" orders. Not as... explicitly... but when you're shouting "fuck queer shit" and it's pretty queer that you'd have the knowledge to do that...

Yeah. At best, you'd look like an idiot. Sit down and quit banging. You don't have any idea what's really going on...

Plur.

banging.

what do you mean by banging?

Who cares, he's gay.

asdfg

In the heart of San Francisco, heterosexuals are constantly getting brutally mugged and killed for saying, "that's straight." You best cut that shit out, it's pretty much a declaration of war.

But seriously OP, your fucking retarded. That is all.

it comes from the ebonics phrase "straight up." No gay connection.

what do you mean by banging?

"I was one of the younger brothers. Don't let that term tell you anything about us. It wasn't about race or ethnicity.* It was about a bunch of kids knowing that tomorrow's dawn presented further challenges. My Brothers were the product of people from all over Europe...

When it came to stealing' our first choice of victims were those we felt deserved it. Things escalated in Volunteer park to the point that the gays were sending in musclemen and arming themselves. I got out of it shortly after shots started being exchanged, especially because the shots from our side were from a gun I had supplied."

- a rather nauseating enemy soldier describing the 1970s (http://mwillett.org/Debate/viewtopic.php?t=5209&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=25)

"* bullshit."

- the people who've seen the parties on the front lines.

Banging : n., from verb 'to bang'

1. The discharge of a firearm or firearms in the furtherance of political or economic ends.

2. (rare/situational) : to promote affiliational rivalries to the point where banging(1) becomes near certainty, habitually. An extrapolation of past events from the estimated likelyhood of banging(1) being the rational and probable response to such a continual degree of promotion of rivalry.

Someone walking around saying things like "I piss on a ckrab's ckorpse when I kill the B^itch ckrab" wouldn't be banging, but they'd sure as fuck be professing a banging life... 'cause it's gonna fucking happen if they keep up like that.

Interestingly enough, the term "banging one's mouth" has arisen both to describe a philosophy of the continuity inherent in violence, and to differentiate between the observation of a party pushing heavily to create a war, and the act of firearms usage itself which results from this. It can be a philosophically interesting dissection of the trends of conflict between human subgroups... But the answer to the your question is the paragraphs above this one. "To discharge a firearm in war," with the clarifications between claims to be banging, deliberate or otherwise, and the banging itself. Any questions, or did that cover it?

This thread is fucking gay.

There's this fat dyke teacher at my school, we always say stuff is "gay" to make her rage.

"Alright, class, get out your homework."

"Na, homework is gay, didn't do that gay shit."

"OMGWTFBBQ U SED GAY WTFN GRRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR"

He was flirting with you. Let him give you dome (head).