Why don't girls like it when guys get drunk and call them?

I've done it before and the girl told me to call back some other time.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

Because when you're sober, drunk people seem stupid and annoying as fuck?

No acolyte,

it's because the only thing woman have on their minds is sex, and when you're drunk it's hard to get your penis up.

and when you're drunk it's hard to get your penis up.

Speak for yourself bro, never had a problem in that department.

Don't get that drunk.

There's a perfect level of drunk where you can go for about 40 minutes before you start to feel it, but then it feels very nice and you get a nice big orgasm.

Too much and you'll be going for hours or just end up faking it.

Even more and it might not get up.

Don't get that drunk.



Too much and you'll be going for hours or just end up faking it.



way to true, except i don't fake, i just keep drilling until I hit oil.

You all are retarded. Either you can get it up, or you can't. Either you can orgasm, or you can't.

I drink and dail all the fucking time. I even drink and myspace sometimes. Seriously? Nobody gives a fuck, just dont make yourself look like a babbling retard which I'm sure you did.

A woman wants love and romance...Not drunken confessions of a guy who sounds half retarded from intoxication.

Say these things sober and you'll be okay. I call my missus sober and I tell her I love her and stuff. Give her a kiss over the phone and all. I do the same thing drunk...I'm pissed outta me head and I'll call her because she's on my mind and she'll say "I know you love me honey. I know. Just get yourself home and show me."

Obviously, I have no problems with this because she knows I love her to pieces because I tell her when I'm sober. If you only say these things when drunk it kinda hinders their credibility somewhat.