i hear chicks go crazy after the pheromones or something. or they just naturally love the smell of balls, i dunno. anyway i want to try this on a chick im trying to get with, but dont want to fuck up and have her leave disgusted and remembering me as that dude who smells like crotch

so first i need to get feedback from those who have tried it. anyone?

Give it a try and report back your results.

Who needs Sex Panther when you've got ball sweat?

Mexicans.

http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg

Absolutely. Tenfold.

In fact, do it now.

http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg

That's me after 15 beers

You know, that is just gross.

Where is that thread where some guy made a cologne out of his own sperm and what not, and his mum and sister complimented him on it?

serious answer, i do think that male pheromones come from sweat in general.

the thing is, i think because the balls are always indoors (breeding yeasts/bacteria), and the fact that your underpants pick up the smell of piss etc, it wouldnt be a good idea. same thing as with armpit sweat.

This is the best idea anyone has ever had ever

How would we know lol. Do you think we all do that?

I would also like to find this thread. Anyone know where it is?

I would also like to find this thread. Anyone know where it is?

I totally remember this thread! The guy was saying how he was going to make a "pheremone mix" using his urine, sweat, and cum, and someone was like "great, now we're gonna have a bunch of 14 year olds walking around with jizz on their necks."

That is an awful idea. Balls, although they're fun to play with, do not usually give off a luring smell. Pheramones come from your chemical make up. There's actually stuff you can put on to bring out your natural scent. As far as I've seen it aways smells good. I think it was called Pure Instinct.

I can happily say that this works wonders from experience. However I think only my balls work. They are after all, enchanted.

pheromones only work when they're fresh, like just being working out or w.e.

Yes it works. Go to a gay mens bathhouse and bathe in all the ball sweat and I promise you dude you'll have women lunging at you.

i must gracefully disagree. when i rub my balls and smell my hands they smell fucking awesome. like sex. chicks oughta love the smell of sex right?

im going to try it since its apparent that all you fags are too gay to get women.

but im not gonna do it with her, ill get some other bitches i dont give a shit about to test the aroma on

after you get the ball sweat on your hand you need to lick it thrice and turn left to right thrice more and then rub said ballsweat on your nose.
no shit, its over 300 years old. works EVERY time!!!

This theory is interesting hmmmm try it and report back A.S.A.P

I have found the text from that old thread.


Introduction
You don't need to spend your/(your parent's) hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost at your own time.

I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.

Requirements

1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
2. Filter paper
3. Early morning fresh urine
4. Enriched semen

Procedure

This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don't extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.

After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.

The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of testosterone, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night's sleep and collect the urine in the moring.

Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something 'weird' and 'repulsive'. Mind you, it's the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won't find it attractive. Close the preparation tight and keep away from light.

Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 15 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours.

Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to fuck incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFGBBQ!

Expiry: 3 days.

Go get them hawt girls, tiger! Good luck.

https://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2112256 - it's not the original thread, but it contains the recipe.

^^ LOL

There ya go OP.

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hahaha I wonder if that actually works at all, or if its just a good trolling joke.

Haha the funny thing is the guy in that post sounds like he knows what he's talking about. I'm almost tempted to make that.

One good way to test would be to make it, and then just let random females smell it and ask them for opinions. Pretend it's a new perfume being made or something.

One good way to test would be to make it, and then just let random females smell it and ask them for opinions. Pretend it's a new perfume being made or something.

Yes, but I would still have to wait another 8 days before I could make it.