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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-10-30, 03:26
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epic fail....
Watch your egos, guys. When you find a girl that opens up to you, spends all her time with you, learns how to finish your sentences and knows how to cheer you up when you're down, gives you her virginity, keys to the house, and is someone you know has had a rough life and you just want to fill that void and gain her trust, watch lots of porn. What? Yeah, got too comfortable. Too confident. Stuck my dick where I shouldn't have. If I didn't care about her I could be the asshole that brags about the situation, because some of the more deprived people here would give me a high-five if they knew the details.
My aim in this post is not to give out details and get advice on what to do so much as that I want you to call me a piece of shit and a horrible person, because I am.
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#2
 2008-10-30, 03:29
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Re: epic fail....
i fink he cheated on his gurl
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#3
 2008-10-30, 03:29
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Re: epic fail....
Good job buddy, If you get enough other people to give you shit then maybe you won't hate yourself quite as much.
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#4
 2008-10-30, 03:32
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HTS-Noob 
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Re: epic fail....
DUDE HIGH-FIVE. :D
Really though, you know you fucked up. That's some tough shit man. Sorry to hear you can't control yourself.
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#5
 2008-10-30, 03:38
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Zaffino 
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Re: epic fail....
Yea , your situation sounds strangely close to the one i was recently in. Still to this day I do not know why I did what I did , but it really fucking sucks. And yes you are a piece of shit , but so am i so .... i would give advice but the best your gonna get is to just say "fuck it" and move on. Life is life and worse things could happen.
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#6
 2008-10-30, 03:52
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Re: epic fail....
That sucks I am sorry to hear that. But not sorry for you, man. You don't need the pity of internet strangers because at least you have the insight and strength of character to realize a personal failing when you experience one.
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#7
 2008-10-30, 03:52
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Re: epic fail....
just say "fuck it" and move on. Life is life and worse things could happen.
ive never had so much as a superficial interest in another girl in this year and a half. not intellectual or emotional either. I just generally get along with people when I'm with them and just dismiss them from my thoughts when I'm not. she was always worried Id get interest in another girl. truth is I hardly got along with this other. it was a cheap thrill and totally not worth it. i know it's completely selfish to want her back, but I do. I can take a lot of things like a man, but not this, probably because its my own mistake....
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#8
 2008-10-30, 03:53
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Re: epic fail....
Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.
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#9
 2008-10-30, 04:02
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Re: epic fail....
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.
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If you ever wanna realize how good you got it just gimme a call and we can screw. Thus improving both of our lives.
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#10
 2008-10-30, 04:24
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Re: epic fail....
Go into details, it'll make you feel worse, and we'll be able to insult you better.
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#11
 2008-10-30, 04:27
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Re: epic fail....
If you ever wanna realize how good you got it just gimme a call and we can screw. Thus improving both of our lives.
On any other day I might humor you, but today is my boyfriend's birthday and I know just how good I've got it.
ps. I don't see your picture in the pic thread. You should get on that.
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#12
 2008-10-30, 04:32
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Re: epic fail....
On any other day I might humor you, but today is my boyfriend's birthday and I know just how good I've got it.
ps. I don't see your picture in the pic thread. You should get on that.
I need a haircut. I'm not posting pics until I get one. And even then, I would probably have to be drunk to post my pics on totse. I don't think im exceptionally bad or good looking, but putting my pics on totse of all places makes me nervous.
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#13
 2008-10-30, 06:50
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Re: epic fail....
Watch your egos, guys. When you find a girl that opens up to you, spends all her time with you, learns how to finish your sentences and knows how to cheer you up when you're down, gives you her virginity(*anal virginity?*), keys to the house(*ass?*), and is someone you know has had a rough life and you just want to fill that void and gain her trust(*so you stick it up her pooper?*), watch lots of porn(*inspired this event?*). What? Yeah, got too comfortable. Too confident. Stuck my dick where I shouldn't have. If I didn't care about her I could be the asshole that brags about the situation, because some of the more deprived(*depraved?*) people here would give me a high-five if they knew the details.(*I sure would.*)
My aim in this post is not to give out details and get advice on what to do so much as that I want you to call me a piece of shit and a horrible person, because I am.
Lol, surprise anal? Anal gone wrong? Wait, I should back this up with more bolds. Mote: the stuff in parentheses with an asterisk are buku-notes.
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#14
 2008-10-30, 07:02
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: epic fail....
Oh no Zaaaaay! :(
Does the girl know? :(
Did you lose her over it? :(
I'm so sorry man. :(
I love you. :(
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#15
 2008-10-30, 14:26
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Re: epic fail....
Obv she wasnt tip top quality for you if you were foolin around elsewhere ;-)....
Its alright DOW is down as well.
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#16
 2008-10-30, 15:38
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Re: epic fail....
"accidentally" show her this thread.
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#17
 2008-10-30, 15:39
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Re: epic fail....
Lol, surprise anal? Anal gone wrong? Wait, I should back this up with more bolds. Mote: the stuff in parentheses with an asterisk are buku-notes.
Anal was the first thing that came to mind for me as well... ;)
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#18
 2008-10-30, 17:37
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Re: epic fail....
Shit happens, life moves on. Good luck on moving forward.
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#19
 2008-10-30, 19:12
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Mc. Black 
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Re: epic fail....
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Originally Posted by HTS-Noob
DUDE HIGH-FIVE. :D
Really though, you know you fucked up. That's some tough shit man. Sorry to hear you can't control yourself.
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Hey, you are here, hows it been buddy?
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#20
 2008-10-30, 19:12
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Re: epic fail....
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Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.
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lol at how true this statemet is
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#21
 2008-10-30, 19:45
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HTS-Noob 
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Re: epic fail....
Hey, you are here, hows it been buddy?
Hey, you are... who? 
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#22
 2008-10-30, 19:49
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Re: epic fail....
Anal was the first thing that came to mind for me as well... ;)
This.
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#23
 2008-10-30, 21:12
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Re: epic fail....
Been there, done that mate.
The only thing you can do now is think SOLELY of her faults (exaggerate them) and move on with your life.
If you don't take my advice, you will hit depression. I like you, so please take.
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#24
 2008-10-30, 21:17
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Re: epic fail....
You don't have to make a girl into a villain to move on.
Be self-aware and accept that you have faults. Accept that life will move on and that it will still be good without them in it. A distraction never hurts, but you don't have to lie to yourself to live a happy life.
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#25
 2008-10-30, 21:21
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Re: epic fail....
What?
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#26
 2008-10-30, 21:47
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stab 
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Re: epic fail....
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Originally Posted by Euda
You don't have to make a girl into a villain to move on.
Be self-aware and accept that you have faults. Accept that life will move on and that it will still be good without them in it. A distraction never hurts, but you don't have to lie to yourself to live a happy life.
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It certainly helps, though.
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#27
 2008-10-30, 23:42
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Re: epic fail....
Good Job you filthy lying cheating jew bag.
Enjoy the oven, asshole.
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#28
 2008-10-31, 02:01
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Re: epic fail....
background...
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2121691&highlight=urge+cheat
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#29
 2008-10-31, 02:13
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: epic fail....
But seriously don't say you love her, dude.
That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
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#30
 2008-10-31, 02:24
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Re: epic fail....
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Originally Posted by Chichi
But seriously don't say you love her, dude.
That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
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I accept the consequences of my actions but not once will I say I didn't love her. I still do, actually.
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#31
 2008-10-31, 02:39
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m0ckturtle 
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Re: epic fail....
You were too good for her, Zay. You deserve someone who can keep your attention and prevent you from cheating. Don't blame yourself.
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#32
 2008-10-31, 03:02
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: epic fail....
I accept the consequences of my actions but not once will I say I didn't love her. I still do, actually.
Sure. You loved her. She was everything to you.
That's why you went and fucked another chick.
It's people like you who take all the meaning out of the word Love. If it can apply to pieces of shit like you who sleep around behind their girls back, then that means it means nothing more for the people who are actually devoted to eachother.
So fuck you.
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#33
 2008-10-31, 03:19
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Re: epic fail....
Sure. You loved her. She was everything to you.
That's why you went and fucked another chick.
It's people like you who take all the meaning out of the word Love. If it can apply to pieces of shit like you who sleep around behind their girls back, then that means it means nothing more for the people who are actually devoted to eachother.
So fuck you.
thanks...
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#34
 2008-10-31, 04:16
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Re: epic fail....
Women cheat all the time.
Life is too short to devote yourself slavishly to one person.
Get over love. Live for your own sake.
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#35
 2008-10-31, 04:18
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Re: epic fail....
Does she know yet? did you tell her or did she find out another way?
telling her... now that's a nasty thing to do.
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#36
 2008-10-31, 18:31
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Re: epic fail....
Did you ever discuss the thoughts you were having about cheating?
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#37
 2008-10-31, 18:43
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i live in a canoe
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Re: epic fail....
You could have gotten HPV as well.
That really sucks.
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#38
 2008-11-01, 01:40
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Re: epic fail....
I hate bastards who don't realise how good they have it.
Have a joyous time.
Edit: holy fuck that linked thread is so old that my account is in it.
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#39
 2008-11-02, 00:29
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Re: epic fail....
Ah tight one man.
Lesson learned, kids.
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#40
 2008-11-11, 02:38
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Re: epic fail....
some people loose the sight of how good they have it indeed.
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