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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:26
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Northern VA
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Watch your egos, guys. When you find a girl that opens up to you, spends all her time with you, learns how to finish your sentences and knows how to cheer you up when you're down, gives you her virginity, keys to the house, and is someone you know has had a rough life and you just want to fill that void and gain her trust, watch lots of porn. What? Yeah, got too comfortable. Too confident. Stuck my dick where I shouldn't have. If I didn't care about her I could be the asshole that brags about the situation, because some of the more deprived people here would give me a high-five if they knew the details.

My aim in this post is not to give out details and get advice on what to do so much as that I want you to call me a piece of shit and a horrible person, because I am.
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Old 2008-10-30, 03:29
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Ontario canada
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i fink he cheated on his gurl
 #3 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:29
Nefret Nefret is offline
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Good job buddy, If you get enough other people to give you shit then maybe you won't hate yourself quite as much.
 #4 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:32
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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DUDE HIGH-FIVE. :D

Really though, you know you fucked up. That's some tough shit man. Sorry to hear you can't control yourself.
 #5 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:38
Zaffino Zaffino is offline
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Yea , your situation sounds strangely close to the one i was recently in. Still to this day I do not know why I did what I did , but it really fucking sucks. And yes you are a piece of shit , but so am i so .... i would give advice but the best your gonna get is to just say "fuck it" and move on. Life is life and worse things could happen.
 #6 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:52
crazy hazy vermonter crazy hazy vermonter is offline
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That sucks I am sorry to hear that. But not sorry for you, man. You don't need the pity of internet strangers because at least you have the insight and strength of character to realize a personal failing when you experience one.
 #7 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:52
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Northern VA
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just say "fuck it" and move on. Life is life and worse things could happen.

ive never had so much as a superficial interest in another girl in this year and a half. not intellectual or emotional either. I just generally get along with people when I'm with them and just dismiss them from my thoughts when I'm not. she was always worried Id get interest in another girl. truth is I hardly got along with this other. it was a cheap thrill and totally not worth it. i know it's completely selfish to want her back, but I do. I can take a lot of things like a man, but not this, probably because its my own mistake....
 #8 
Old 2008-10-30, 03:53
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Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.
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Old 2008-10-30, 04:02
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aliveupboy4mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.


If you ever wanna realize how good you got it just gimme a call and we can screw. Thus improving both of our lives.
 #10 
Old 2008-10-30, 04:24
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Australia, south east
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Go into details, it'll make you feel worse, and we'll be able to insult you better.
 #11 
Old 2008-10-30, 04:27
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If you ever wanna realize how good you got it just gimme a call and we can screw. Thus improving both of our lives.

On any other day I might humor you, but today is my boyfriend's birthday and I know just how good I've got it. Cool

ps. I don't see your picture in the pic thread. You should get on that.
 #12 
Old 2008-10-30, 04:32
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aliveupboy4mod
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On any other day I might humor you, but today is my boyfriend's birthday and I know just how good I've got it. Cool

ps. I don't see your picture in the pic thread. You should get on that.

I need a haircut. I'm not posting pics until I get one. And even then, I would probably have to be drunk to post my pics on totse. I don't think im exceptionally bad or good looking, but putting my pics on totse of all places makes me nervous.
 #13 
Old 2008-10-30, 06:50
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Oakland, California, U.S.A.
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Watch your egos, guys. When you find a girl that opens up to you, spends all her time with you, learns how to finish your sentences and knows how to cheer you up when you're down, gives you her virginity(*anal virginity?*), keys to the house(*ass?*), and is someone you know has had a rough life and you just want to fill that void and gain her trust(*so you stick it up her pooper?*), watch lots of porn(*inspired this event?*). What? Yeah, got too comfortable. Too confident. Stuck my dick where I shouldn't have. If I didn't care about her I could be the asshole that brags about the situation, because some of the more deprived(*depraved?*) people here would give me a high-five if they knew the details.(*I sure would.*)

My aim in this post is not to give out details and get advice on what to do so much as that I want you to call me a piece of shit and a horrible person, because I am.

Lol, surprise anal? Anal gone wrong? Wait, I should back this up with more bolds. Mote: the stuff in parentheses with an asterisk are buku-notes.
 #14 
Old 2008-10-30, 07:02
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Teenage attention whore.
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Oh no Zaaaaay! :(

Does the girl know? :(

Did you lose her over it? :(

I'm so sorry man. :(

I love you. :(
 #15 
Old 2008-10-30, 14:26
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
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Obv she wasnt tip top quality for you if you were foolin around elsewhere ;-)....

Its alright DOW is down as well.
 #16 
Old 2008-10-30, 15:38
moby_dick moby_dick is offline
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"accidentally" show her this thread.
 #17 
Old 2008-10-30, 15:39
twisted.screw twisted.screw is offline
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Lol, surprise anal? Anal gone wrong? Wait, I should back this up with more bolds. Mote: the stuff in parentheses with an asterisk are buku-notes.

Anal was the first thing that came to mind for me as well... ;)
 #18 
Old 2008-10-30, 17:37
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Canada
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Shit happens, life moves on. Good luck on moving forward.
 #19 
Old 2008-10-30, 19:12
Mc. Black Mc. Black is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HTS-Noob
DUDE HIGH-FIVE. :D

Really though, you know you fucked up. That's some tough shit man. Sorry to hear you can't control yourself.


Hey, you are here, hows it been buddy?
 #20 
Old 2008-10-30, 19:12
yalikeit yalikeit is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
Well...at least you feel shitty about it. Sometimes screwing up is the only way to realize how good you've got it.


lol at how true this statemet is
 #21 
Old 2008-10-30, 19:45
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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Hey, you are here, hows it been buddy?

Hey, you are... who? Confused
 #22 
Old 2008-10-30, 19:49
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Lover of Scholar <333
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Anal was the first thing that came to mind for me as well... ;)

This.
 #23 
Old 2008-10-30, 21:12
stab stab is offline
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Been there, done that mate.

The only thing you can do now is think SOLELY of her faults (exaggerate them) and move on with your life.

If you don't take my advice, you will hit depression. I like you, so please take.
 #24 
Old 2008-10-30, 21:17
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Canada
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You don't have to make a girl into a villain to move on.

Be self-aware and accept that you have faults. Accept that life will move on and that it will still be good without them in it. A distraction never hurts, but you don't have to lie to yourself to live a happy life.
 #25 
Old 2008-10-30, 21:21
Havoc737903 Havoc737903 is offline
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What?
 #26 
Old 2008-10-30, 21:47
stab stab is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Euda
You don't have to make a girl into a villain to move on.

Be self-aware and accept that you have faults. Accept that life will move on and that it will still be good without them in it. A distraction never hurts, but you don't have to lie to yourself to live a happy life.


It certainly helps, though.
 #27 
Old 2008-10-30, 23:42
Toilet.Wand-XTreme Toilet.Wand-XTreme is offline
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Good Job you filthy lying cheating jew bag.
Enjoy the oven, asshole.
 #28 
Old 2008-10-31, 02:01
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Northern VA
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background...
http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2121691&highlight=urge+cheat
 #29 
Old 2008-10-31, 02:13
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Teenage attention whore.
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But seriously don't say you love her, dude.

That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
 #30 
Old 2008-10-31, 02:24
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Northern VA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
But seriously don't say you love her, dude.

That's fucking bullshit and you know it.


I accept the consequences of my actions but not once will I say I didn't love her. I still do, actually.
 #31 
Old 2008-10-31, 02:39
m0ckturtle m0ckturtle is offline
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You were too good for her, Zay. You deserve someone who can keep your attention and prevent you from cheating. Don't blame yourself.
 #32 
Old 2008-10-31, 03:02
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Teenage attention whore.
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I accept the consequences of my actions but not once will I say I didn't love her. I still do, actually.

Sure. You loved her. She was everything to you.

That's why you went and fucked another chick.

It's people like you who take all the meaning out of the word Love. If it can apply to pieces of shit like you who sleep around behind their girls back, then that means it means nothing more for the people who are actually devoted to eachother.

So fuck you.
 #33 
Old 2008-10-31, 03:19
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Northern VA
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Sure. You loved her. She was everything to you.

That's why you went and fucked another chick.

It's people like you who take all the meaning out of the word Love. If it can apply to pieces of shit like you who sleep around behind their girls back, then that means it means nothing more for the people who are actually devoted to eachother.

So fuck you.

thanks...
 #34 
Old 2008-10-31, 04:16
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Australia
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Women cheat all the time.
Life is too short to devote yourself slavishly to one person.
Get over love. Live for your own sake.
 #35 
Old 2008-10-31, 04:18
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Australia
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Does she know yet? did you tell her or did she find out another way?
telling her... now that's a nasty thing to do.
 #36 
Old 2008-10-31, 18:31
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Canada
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Did you ever discuss the thoughts you were having about cheating?
 #37 
Old 2008-10-31, 18:43
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i live in a canoe
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You could have gotten HPV as well.


That really sucks.
 #38 
Old 2008-11-01, 01:40
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Australia, south east
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I hate bastards who don't realise how good they have it.

Have a joyous time.

Edit: holy fuck that linked thread is so old that my account is in it.
 #39 
Old 2008-11-02, 00:29
Caoltan Caoltan is offline
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Ah tight one man.

Lesson learned, kids.
 #40 
Old 2008-11-11, 02:38
Zhasmin Zhasmin is offline
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some people loose the sight of how good they have it indeed.
 
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