Im not seeing my girl for about a week and im gonna send her a msg each day to get her gagging to be fucked the next time i see her.. just wanting to hear some good ones

"I can't wait for you to get back, I'm gonna poop in your mouth and then put your breasts through meat grinders and we'll sip on them like milkshakes while making love on the beach."

If that doesn't work then I don't know what will.

1. Set cellphone to vibrate.
2. Insert into her vagina.
3. Send SMS messages randomly.
4. ???????????
5. Profit.

MMMMM girl, gimme some o' dat butthash.

"your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

Gagging to be fucked? Is that really the best way you want to put it? Or do you just leave your partner physically ill after sex?

Very good.

ahahaha none of the answers have been even remotely serious... totse, eh?

I would help out but to be honest, my SMS activity usually does more harm than good. It's stupid, I never know what to say to girls when I have time to think and write something out, but when I'm face to face and pressured, I have no problem.

I think maybe the idea is to be subtle, but flirty. Then build the tension over the few days if thats what you're going for.... Further than that I have no idea.

Send her a message saying you've put her in your will and set up a joint bank account. You won't be able to keep her off you after that.

Gagging? Seriously?

Anyways talk about how horny you've been without her. Say you can't wait to be back inside her, how her pussy smells when she's turned on, how your cock looks hard. Anythng will work. Or explain a past sexual experience you had with her and how good it was.

Tell her that while you're away, you've had sex with other girls and no one compares to her. That will be sure to get her 'gagging for it'.

ok, think very good about this


Your gf, is far away, and your planning to make her crawl over the floor cause of hornyness, with you nowhere around for too long and loads of men who ARE around and not gonna tell anyways?

If so, all i need to know is.. is a txt message in your country 160 signs too? i assume so... but... never know...


*grins in a way so evil dr. Evil himself would have sat in a corner and cried for days in envy if he heared it*

ok, think very good about this


Your gf, is far away, and your planning to make her crawl over the floor cause of hornyness, with you nowhere around for too long and loads of men who ARE around

This.