This is merely a 60 day trial thread. If you feel like derailing the healthy flow of any given conversation in a Bitch&Moan thread, with either a non-opening-post related flame-war, or repeated spam-like one-word replies, or you simply feel the urge for another arch-nemesis type confrontation in a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with nemesises of any sort, HERE is the place to drop your shit. I would much rather you make a thread in B&M if you have a valid bitch about someone (and it hasn't been done to death already), but if you must interrupt the opening-post related content of a thread, please do so here.

Consider it like switching from a public channel to a private channel, where just you and the "faggit" can get some business done without disturbing everyone else overly much. I think this is a reasonable solution, a reasonable request, and a reasonable compromise, which allows all to voice their concerns here, including the thread derailers. I would much rather you post SG-like content in SG, and HB-like content in SG, but if you do want to enjoy B&M for all it can be, and still get that HB/SG environment going, feel free to use this thread. Of course, standard House Roolz still apply here.

Now... where is that little asshole, Snoopy? I know he's around here somewhere, that silly kid.

First post:

I don't really give a shit about the "who does he think he is?!!" bullshit.

"FIRST MY IPOD BROKE"

So when my sister asked if she could take my headphones I was like "sure, go ahead, mines fucking broken".

So she fucks off for the day and then all of a sudden, my fucking ipod works again, and I havent got the headphones for it!

ITT, post shitty experiences that led to actions that caused shittier experiences once the original shitty experiences had subsided:

Enough already....you can't ever imagine how profoundly pathetic you look constantly droning on with this nonsense. If there was ever a person that DESPERATELY needed to jump into a time machine and go back into the past, its you. 2003 this. 2004 that. Wintermute this. Acidmelt that. Blah, blah, blah.....all the live long day, any time you get into Totse or operational discussions around here you prattle on with years old storytelling. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Seriously Snoops, we get it already. Many many moons ago you were in your glory days around here.......when you were a mod and could walk around with some kind of swagger because you actually believe you mattered to the universe. That was the very pinnacle of your life wasn't it? It had to be, as many times and with all the text you put up pining away "oh how great it was" back in the day.

Face it bub, Totse has evolved way past you....with your simplistic little games and futile flaming/trolling attempts falling absolutely flat every time out nowadays. Christ, you can't even enter SG any more without getting your ass handed to you by the teeny-boppers....much less hold your own here.

But hey, you keep standing on your soapbox like some drunken town crier yelling "Its 2004, and all is well!" over and over, thread after thread, week after week.....and all you are doing is further cementing yourself as the village idiot that much more. 24 years old and already a has-been.

Run along now Snoops, cuz I'm sure there are a few peeps in IRC that are more than willing to laugh at the 18,435th version of "you're an idiot and you drink camel semen" barbs..... all the while patting you on the head patronizing your silly self.

Poor poor Snoopy, the silly twit has to come in on an online community and daydream about 5 years ago.....all in his incessant feeble attempts at making noise in this world......

B&M is full of retards. Very easy to rage up idiots here. I suggest everyone should do it. Come on HB boys and girls! Let's show these grumpy little kids how to have fun!

So, basically, what you're saying is that is great fun to disrupt the forum and annoy its users. May I quote you on this?

What I'm saying is that you're an idiot. You feelin' me?

Ok. So I can quote you when you say you enjoy disrupting the forums. That's what I needed. Thank-you.

You can quote me on shutting the fuck up you sad little girl. What you need is less cock up your ass. Your blatant faggotry is starting to cloud your judgement.

I always know just what to say, now don't I?

Too bad you always end up getting fucked by niggers because of the gay shit you say.

Sometimes I'm serious, and sometimes I'm just pushing those little buttons.

And when I post, you have tearz in your eyes.

Snoopy, most people would get a ban for the shit you pull.

Why hasn't he been banned yet, mods?

What shit do I pull? Explain to me.

I got a memo straight from XanneX, reminding me that Snoopy here runs the show. Users that "run the show" cannot be chastised, brow-beaten, of otherwise ruffed up, as that might damage their fine coat, or tangle their shiny fur. I can understand that very real concern.

Runs the show? Meaning?

Sounds like a load of shit. Infract him anyway. He's breaking rules. I'm sure Meta would be all over my ass if I did that shit.

I doubt Meta would want to get anywhere near your scruffy asshole.

And mind telling me what rules I'm breaking? I'm really curious.

You de-rail threads. You troll and disrupt on purpose, as you've admitted. These are no-no's.

The Solution: plug into your sister when she comes home.

For the last time, "derailing" threads isn't against the rules. Think about this for a minute. It's IMPOSSIBLE to hold a conversation in any thread without digressing or getting into other ideas. The reason there has been so much talk about it recently was because me and spctrl got a few common threads to 10 pages within 2 days. Those threads got closed (due to the 10 page rule) before people were done discussing their original stuff. This pissed Meta off to no end and he told the both of us not to do that shit again. But banning people every time they digress in a thread is crazy. Totse would be memberless if you did that.

Now, a lot of dicks have been pulling the "ZOMG DATS NOT ON TOPEC NOAW U GET BANT" card. They're idiots.

As for trolling. There is no rule against trollig as long as it doesn't disrupt the normal working of totse. And by normal working of totse, meaning you're not allowed to troll mods or admins into using their "powers" the wrong way. As in; getting someone banned with your trolling. Something that you did with your picture. And that's why Meta put his foot up your ass.

Yes. I was totally surprised when he admitted it too. But the management here actually does believe in freedom of speech, and the freedom to have some moving-around-space on Totse, room to make a little bit of an ass of yourself, and still walk away unharmed. However, I DO know that management will not tolerate someone who repeatedly derails threads on a constant basis. If that happens, and they DO monitor this very closely, closer than one might think, they will take drastic action. In fact, this scenario was played out recently, and it ended up with the long-time annoying user banned. No, I wouldn't ban Snoopy just for this shit. But I would certainly bring it to the attention of management if he kept it up and over-did it, causing too many disruptions across the threads.

I can quote a post of meta's where he confesses to Edua telling him I was getting some form of enjoyment from it. Which was clearly not the case. Meta got played by Euda because me and Euda do not get along (at least then). After I got banned, Euda was not long after de-modded. For shit stiring if i remember corrextely. Coincidence? Hah!

If Meta, or others cannot see that then you're all fools.

You both played Meta, and you both got the result of trolling an authority figure. Good riddance. The system works.

Oh shut up, you illiterate, waffle eating, jobless swine.

Go troll your cat or something.

How come every one of posts has a ? It makes you look really stupid. Does it mean that every one of your posts are sarcastic? Or what? I don't get it.

Also, way to get banned for a month by Meta.

Why the hell would he be banned for a month by Metaphysicist??

I do it just for you.

He means way to go for getting banned, previously.

You're a shitty poster, bro. Get over it.

My mom tells me I am cute

i apologized if this question hurts ur feelin, but did your mommy ever "touches" you.

all good mommies do