If you can answer any or all, that'd be great.

Do they charge hourly or for the night? What's an average rate? What decides the rate? Is there a minimum or maximum amount of time they'll stay? Do you pay before or after?

Do they keep any of your personal info? Do you have to give your real name?

Do you just tell them what you want to do and they do it? Would you just tell her you want to lick her pussy and you'd do that until you wanted to try the next thing? Would it be like - lick pussy, stop, get up, tell her next thing, do next thing? Are there any limits to what they'll do? Would intercourse without a condom be allowed? Are they gonna care if you have some rather weird fetishes?

Would they tell others (friends) about the weird stuff they've been asked to do?

Are there any faux-pas that would make them get up and leave (i.e. is there any hooker etiquette, even though those two words shouldn't be in the same sentence)?

How sure can one be they'll be clean?

Are they gonna care if you don't really know what you're doing? Would a hooker be a good idea for your first time?

Do they bring toys with them?

Guys, if you were with a hooker once, would you ever tell your girlfriend/wife?

Girls, how would you feel knowing your boyfriend was with a hooker once?

Would intercourse without a condom be allowed?

No......

omg.....this may be the most pathetic thing ive ever read.

btw, think of hookers as enterpenuers. they make their own rules, which differ between girls. its not like theres some federally regulated hooker commitee on workplace code of ethics.

You're pathetic. There isn't some Guild of Prostitutes with a standard of service and rules of conduct.

Are you that desperate/horny/depraved/hideous that you'd pick up a hooker?

nvm your post says it all.


*ObZ

"Individual" prostitutes are the most expensive. These are the classy hookers that mostly invite people into an apartment, and shag them there. They mostly advertise online.

If you pick one off the street, then the closer to the expensive part of the city you are, the more expensive they get.

The cheapest ones are the ones that are out on their own, without any "protection". But these are rares, since organised prostitution enterprises try to get them out of the area to maintain their "monopoly".

They make their rules about what they allow, but you pretty much do whatever you like.

If it's your first time, she'll probably make you cum as soon as she can, and then bugger off with your money.

And no, I'm not talking from experience, I've never been with a hooker.

And I'd recommend you pick a girl up yourself for your first time and for every time after that. It's worth it.

Going to a brothel is like hunting in the zoo.

If I found out a boyfriend or male friend had been with a prostitute, I would honestly think he was pathetic and gross. I would have absolutely no negative judgments towards a guy who was a virgin, at any age, but a guy who is so desperate for sex that he would pay a stranger...especially for his first time...suffice to say I would lose some serious respect for him.

If you're actually going to have sex with a hooker and then you end up finding a girlfriend or non-professional girl to sleep with, get tested for everything under the sun to ensure that she doesn't have to pay the price for your desperation, and then never, ever, ever tell her about it. Ever.

But what's the big deal? Two adults consent to sex, without any feelings for each other. Everyone ends up happy. The guy doesn't have to be desperate in any way to get a hooker. In fact, if he's desperate, he's doing it for all the wrong reasons. It's just sometimes a guy wants to skip the "chase" bit and go straight to sex.

I personally wouldn't want to cut out the "chase" bit, since it's at least half the fun, but I can understand why a busy guy could get a hooker.

Another example:

Paul Macartney is my subject. I note according to reports he paid 49 million dollars to Heather Mills for 5 years or marriage. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didn’t happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time. Heather ain’t exactly the best looking bird. Now I also note, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour, for anything. Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.


Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

But what's the big deal? Two adults consent to sex, without any feelings for each other. Everyone ends up happy. The guy doesn't have to be desperate in any way to get a hooker. In fact, if he's desperate, he's doing it for all the wrong reasons. It's just sometimes a guy wants to skip the "chase" bit and go straight to sex.

I personally wouldn't want to cut out the "chase" bit, since it's at least half the fun, but I can understand why a busy guy could get a hooker.

Another example:
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Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

Honestly, you're probably right. I'm not going to deny it: in this case, I can't really justify the logic behind my feelings. It's purely an 'ick factor,' and most certainly a learned response. I don't think it's wrong to pay for sex, but I do think it's gross.

Honestly, you're probably right. I'm not going to deny it: in this case, I can't really justify the logic behind my feelings. It's purely an 'ick factor,' and most certainly a learned response. I don't think it's wrong to pay for sex, but I do think it's gross.

I can understand that, and in truth, most girls probably wouldn't like their guy to have been with a hooker. Probably makes them subconsciously wonder if he's using them just for sex as well, without any feelings? Doesn't matter; a fact's a fact.

its not like theres some federally regulated hooker commitee on workplace code of ethics.

I bet Germany has one.

Do they charge hourly or for the night? What's an average rate? What decides the rate? Is there a minimum or maximum amount of time they'll stay? Do you pay before or after?
Depends on the whore and your country. It will vary from 10 bucks for a desperate whore, to... several thousand euro's an hour


Do they keep any of your personal info? Do you have to give your real name?

Depends on the whore. Do you really think girls standin next to the street give a rats ass, or even remember your face an hour later?



Do you just tell them what you want to do and they do it? Would you just tell her you want to lick her pussy and you'd do that until you wanted to try the next thing? Would it be like - lick pussy, stop, get up, tell her next thing, do next thing? Are there any limits to what they'll do? Would intercourse without a condom be allowed? Are they gonna care if you have some rather weird fetishes?

You can tell 'm what to do or just let 'm do their thing. But there are limits, there always are, but what they are depends on the whore. And the ones who allow you to fuck 'm without condom... are the ones you don't wanna fuck without a condom



Would they tell others (friends) about the weird stuff they've been asked to do?

Hell yes, but what do you care, it's not like they know who you are



Are there any faux-pas that would make them get up and leave (i.e. is there any hooker etiquette, even though those two words shouldn't be in the same sentence)?

Once again, the whores vary. Ohw, and you might be one of the least bright posters on totse seen your questions, but some whores are actually very highly educated and have style and class



How sure can one be they'll be clean?

you can't EVER be sure. But then again, same goes for non hookers unless you go with a girl to an std test and stay with her 24h a day untill she get's the results, i guess



Are they gonna care if you don't really know what you're doing? Would a hooker be a good idea for your first time?
No they don't give a shit. But i don't think it's a good idea for a first time, since it gives you a very non reallistic view of sex. You might start thinkin certain things are ok in the sack while every non payed woman would kick the shit out of you



Do they bring toys with them?
Again, varies, but not something to count on



Guys, if you were with a hooker once, would you ever tell your girlfriend/wife?

Yes i would. Then again it's not something i have to worry about since i think if you can't just get poontang by chasin it, your biological use is at an end and you might as well go and kill yourself. A lot of my friends though see this quite differently
Have great respect for hookers, don't get me wrong, even though most i know (cause of my proffesions, not theirs) are quite insane, though not in a way you notice if you just meet 'm for let's say.. an hour


ps. did i mention you manage to ask some of the dumbest unthoughtthrough questions ever?

Lmfaol, this thread made me lol hard for no gay ass reason.

Who the fuck wanna lick hookers pussy... omg nasty!
And who would want a hookers to be your first... just soo lame.

Take that money you're willing to spend on a hooker and blow it all on drugs. I promise you'll have a MUCH better time and it will actually be worth the amount of money you're trying to spend.

for ONCE i have to agree with you, though it depends quite a lot wich drugs he can get his hands on and what quality.

Ohw and if you gonna use opiates... you might as well fuck the whore, it's more of an experience and a whole lot less trouble stoppin doin it

for ONCE i have to agree with you, though it depends quite a lot wich drugs he can get his hands on and what quality.

Ohw and if you gonna use opiates... you might as well fuck the whore, it's more of an experience and a whole lot less trouble stoppin doin it

True. In the end, opiates will cost you much more than one night of nodding out. That's why I bang coke. :)

I dunno, I've had some awesome times with hookers, but like drugs it's a case of how much to do you want to pay.

Entire nights of debauchery with nothing out of bounds is a liberating experience. Sure, paying for it has a stigma but I treat hookers like any other entertainment you spend money on. It's fun for a while then you move on.

I bet Germany has one.

id wana be on that council, if you know what i mean.....

I ate out a hooker, it was nice. And that chick that did Spitzer was a whole lot of meh. Totally not worth a bazillion dollars or whatever.

This thread reminded me of a mutual friend who apparently got blacked out drunk at a bar near where I live after fighting with his fat dyked out girlfriend over taco bell. Apparently he started hitting on this pregnant woman at the bar. Yes, taking shots with a pregnant woman.
He came out of his blackout, mid-coitus, to the phrase, "If you're going to go down on me thats an extra 60 dollars."
To which he responded, "Why the fuck would I go down on you, you're pregnant."
The moral of the story is watch how much you drink or you may end up using your girlfriend's money to fuck a pregnant hooker. Little surprise they broke up shortly after that.

Huh? Dude, if you are going to fuck a hooker then fuck her - don't eat her out.

Would you eat a taco you found in the dumpster?

I WAS HUNGRY ALRIGHT!? Fuck.

Here's a website for a hooker:

http://sexyandi.rare-playmate.com/

This particular one is out of business or didn't pay her web fees but there are links to others when you get to the error page.

Try your local craigslist under "erotic services"

Well OP, criticism aside, I think you can probably find the answers to your questions other places on the web, if you haven't found it here. As many posters before me have said, every hooker varies.

Also, if you want to learn to eat out a girl, just ask the hooker what she likes and skip the actual contact of your mouth on her box. What a foul proposition on your part.

That's just bad judgment there buddy. Kind of like picking Sarah Palin as your running mate.

My $.02

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What if it was in Djibouti and there were no other women around?