Ok, I'll be frank here, I suffered a botched at birth circumcision that left me with a cut dorsal nerve. For those of you that don't know what the dorsal nerve is, it is your penis' equivalent to the spinal cord. My issue is that due to my condition I have no sensation but VERY basic pressure in the top 3 inches of my penis, the remaining 4.5 inches are unaffected, but naturally quite insensitive. This has lead me to be unable to enjoy any kind of sexual contact involving my penis, though I can masturbate to orgasm it is pointless to attempt it unless I have a free hour. I can have sex for several hours but it provides me no enjoyment.

tl;dr Are there ANY kinds of sexual techniques me and my gf can do to provide me pleasure without involving my penis?
Me cumming is not necessary, but would be a bonus.

hahahahhahaa sucks for you

Wow that sucks. I can't imagine anything except for maybe trying to do things with your butthole, which probably wouldn't be fun. But I've heard there is your prostate or something that can be stimulated and make you orgasm. It sounds really gay but hey if I couldn't use my dick I might try it.

At this point I might be willing to try it.

Also for future replies, I don't want or deserve pity. A paraplegic deserves pity not me.

Butthole 4srs.

Since you don't want pity let's jump right into it. Anal stimulation is an obvious way to go, including vigorous massaging of the anus and taint. That's all I really have experience with. Also, I guess prostate massages can make you cum really hard, but I am sure there's others on here who could give you better advice and perspective on that. Good luck and just realize that having a woman that is willing and able to accommodate your needs and preferences may be a blessing in disguise... if we could all be so lucky.

Thanks man. I think I'll just start out with rim jobs, and see how that goes.

I'm lucky to have her too, 6 months and going strong. It's going to suck when she heads back home to Poland for university though.

Have her lick/suck your balls?

Dude, you would be LUCKY to a be a paraplegic.

hmmmmm

maybe let her suck bottom of cock and maybe finger ur prostate while u eat her out in 69?

they kinda add up, you know how eating a girl out turns you on? well, that plus whatever she is doing is like the speedball of sex, if you don't know what a speedball is, google it.

i can't believe YOU didn't say "Try anal.!! "

That's fucking pwned.

If that happened to me, I would kill the doctor who did it. No, wait. I would cut his dick off and make him eat it.

~points and laughs~

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~points and laughs at you some more~

~points and laughs the worst~

For her : Fingers & Tongue. (aka "two in the pink, with the thumb and tongue vying in manly rivaly for the attentions of the clit.")

For him : Fingers & Tongue. (aka, "two in the pink chocolate, each running independent circles on the prost massage... with crazy fuckin' l33t head skillz")

For you : direct nerve stimulation, fingering your own butthole, pointing and laughing at yourself in mirrors just to revel in your sense of connection to the whole universe ftw. Don't forget the first two, they might be kinda fun.

p.s. Bitch at human rights groups over the rampant sexism pervasive in media coverage of human rights topics. A fucking lot. Because hypocracy when a party line bumps into becoming such thing as a false fucking flag is a joke, in wherever it is, and has been seen to be a fucking plague on fucking society a fucking too fucking much when it comes to the the topic of human rights issues. Capisce? Take on the liars, save the world... or at least confuse 'em for ten seconds.

Sue that motherfucker for millions and millions. At least you won't have to worry about money ever again.

Get her to play with your balls, the area between your balls and asshole, and try anal stimulation.

celibacy
become a cuckold

try it right now.

lube up a pinky and thrust it deeply into your asshole.

Fixed.

First part:

Build a large pile of dried cow/horse manure.
Acquire a srbosjek.
Kidnap the stupid bitch. Put her on the pile of dung.
Slit her throat with the srbosjek, so that her blood spills onto the heap.
Set the whole thing on fire, while chanting "Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath!". Afterwards, pretend nothing happened.

Second part:

Try some sort of direct electro-stimulation of whatever functional nerve endings you still have in the area.

Edit: Of course, you could just sue for psychological damage (and you'll raep her in court), but my method is more satisfying.

lulz.

You could sue the doctor for a couple million, right? He deserves it too.

Someone ban this tool.

Despite many being assholes about it, the prostate is the way to go. Especially if you're willing to try anything. If you can actually get over the negative aspects around it, it can be the most intense orgasm for men. Just remember lots of lube and there's tons of anal toys made just for men.

As already said, prostate stimulation is a good option, also have you ever seen another doctor to see if there is an operation etc that could be done to repair it somehow?

Tell her to play with your balls.

I was going to, but I wanted to contribute something that hadn't already been said.

Haha, this, oh man this is the saddest thing I've ever read. Full of win!

So do your balls work alright?

So, I'm sure someone has said it, and if they havn't I will. One thing you could do is kill yourself.

lol i c wut u did thar

i was serious when i told him to lube up a pinky..

but dude if this isn't a troll this is one of the most depressing things i've ever read.

Pinky ain't long enough ..

well on the brightside, you could last for fucking ages.

im sure that would impress alot of girls,

but then again the rest just get fucked off?

I still can last for ages, but this one girl just loved playing with my balls and gouch.

I need to find someone who can do that nightly

wow happy for you how did you pull that one off then?

loaded up on DHEA and 5HTP and had a random girl sit on my face while teasing my balls

I dont quite understand you still have testosterone running through ur body so u must get the urge

But if ur not interested in SEX why oh why are u interested in women????

Ur free that no other man can get away from go and live ur dreams with noo Bitch stopping u

Think of it this way: imagine you put a infant in a chastity belt made of some material which blocks all feeling. Now imagine that infant is 17, horny and loves physical contact. The drive is natural.

This condition leads to some awkward situations. This friday I was making out with some random at a party and turned her down for going further. Needless to say she got insulted, walked out and told everyone I was gay.

Get a vibrator. Use it on the chick then get her to use it on your balls area. They aren't just for vags.

Shitty condition though. I've never come from sex though either, so suck it up.

Any suggestions on how to get hard while on a nitroglycerin patch? I just got put on it after I had my foot ran over. I haven't been hard in the week and a half since and it's starting to bug the new gf.

Umm... I've never even heard of a nitroglycerin patch. What is it exactly for?

Anyway, you could probably get a script for erectile dysfunction drugs from a doc for your special circumstances. You might have to embellish a little but it should work.

It expands blood vessels and lowers pressure to help prevent a clot.
I don't think I'll go for that unless I have to keep the patch on for more than another week.
Thanks though