Try eating her out while starting to finger her, that should help.

It's not really normal to experience a debilitating amount of pain after inserting a single finger, especially if she's aroused. She really ought to go see a gynecologist just to be sure that every thing is alright.

I feel the horrible urge to quote hunter s thompson here


But....what your gf needs to do is just try, and suck the pain in, if it still hurts the 3th time,.....well

Ohw and lube dude, lube

one of her main reasons is that she's very sensitive to penetration, even by fingers. as soon as I even started sliding one finger in, she was already in pain - not because she's too tight or not wet enough, but just because she is so sensitive.

what can we do?

Step 1... play with her clit for hours until she's all wiped out.

Step 2... smear her hymen with baby orajel.

Step 3... since your girlfriend's probably a bit larger than the tip of a visine bottle, you will have to tear into her with a big black dildo, instead of a very small translucent-white dildo.

Step 4... When she's stretched out to about penis-sized - shouldn't take you as long as it takes others - you will just have to fuck her all night. Don't be surprised if you don't come, seeing as you're dipping your dick in benzocaine 'n all.

Step 5... drop her a few tylenol (or codiene, or oxymorphone) before the cunt-orajelling wears off, because she's probably going to be a bit sore when it does. I'll spare you the bit about heatpacks, icepacks, and applying more benzocaine. Suffice to say, you will have just ripped the shit out of a small piece of rather tender and nerve saturated skin, so she's at a slight risk to feel slightly raw when you bust her cherry with a big black dildo and ten feet of running space for the charge.

Have fun, and post pics on &totse. It will end your relationship, posting pics, but more importantly... it will make you an internet superhero.

^HE would know.

Wow I'm the first to suggest this?:

Stick it in her pooper

Get her drunk?

I'm guessing she's had little to no experience masturbating, and probably hasn't used tampons. Believe it or not, if there has been no interaction, then there can be considerable pain when someone inserts something up there. While it is always wise for your gf to check with her gyno for problems, it's probably just the fact that she's never done anything down there. Yeah, it's painful as fuck, but after a while, she will be able to have sex. Just take it slow, start with one finger and then when she's ready try two. And the key is to go really really slow. Since you have oral, at least it's a start. Once she's comfortable with fingers, try having sex, but again, slowwww, and stop immediatly if she feels it is too painful. You might not be able to penetrate her the first time, but eventually you will.

Sometimes I don't think guys really understand how painful sex can be at first.

Your girlfriend sounds like a wimp. Just fucking shove it in there.

tie her up....blindfold her and go for it! oh and gag her so you cant hear her bitching..

but for real..just tell her to fucking suck it up..once its in it will feel better after a few minutes

She's probably just making excuses. How long do you try it for? If it's only for two seconds and you pull out super fast because she's freaking out, I suggest you keep going longer and let her love tunnel adjust to your finger.

Step one:
Insert!

Two:
Wait :(

Three:
Move!

Four:
Insert finger 2!

Five:
Wait :'(

Six:
Insert big black dildo.

She doesn't want to have sex with you

Exactly. Everyone goes through it, and it doesn't hurt that bad. If she's not ready, she's not ready. Talk with her.

Or she's lying to you because she doesn't want sex.

Being totse I'm surprised it took so long for someone to suggest this.

No shit.

No shit.

i was only expressing that i thought OP was getting owned, in a sarcastic manner.

Date rape pill?

Either she doesn't want it or has a very determined hymen. This happens to some girls where even the slightest bit of pressure down there (even tampons) fuckin kills and there's no way you're getting anything in there without pain. Get her to go to the gyno and if that's the case you're going to have to work very hard to break it and it's not going to be enjoyable for her.

i think more of us do then you think. I for instance remember PERFECTLY, why after 3 weeks of tryin my then gf decided she better be drunk and stoned as hell if it happend. She was and it helped... a lot.

i was only expressing that i thought OP was getting owned, in a sarcastic manner.

I was trying to agree with you.

I appreciate the suggestions.

we just had oral sex again and agreed to work on it, so she'll let me insert fingers little by little and so on. she doesn't think that there's anything wrong, it's just that she really doesn't do anything down there that involves any kind of insertion.

so I guess I'll take it reeeally slow. give it a week or so at least (good thing we go at it every other day or so). her suggestion for friday: her next door neighbor's room while she's away (we live in a college dorm).
:)



thank you, totse!

I was trying to agree with you.

well im agreeing with you too!

i think.....




p.s
Argus, if her vag is too sensitive, and you're down there slowly working it.
just put your finger in her ass and see if she enjoys that more
im serious man, she'll like it. if shes horny enough

that's not the problem. she is plenty turned on, believe me. fingernails are fine too.

I like the humongous black dildo idea. but I'm ashamed to go and buy one of those things.
therefore, any other suggestions?


Give me a call, she'll be begging for anything less than something big and black after I've finished with her